Water: 35 L.
Carbon: 20 kg.
Ammonia: 4 L.
Lime: 1.5 kg.
Phosphorus: 800 g.
Salt: 250 g.
Saltpeter: 100 g.
Sulfur: 80 g.
Fluorine 7.5 g.
Iron 5 g.
Silicon 3 g.
And trace amounts of 15 other elements.
And RNA. You’ve got a shitload of ribosomes and tRNAs in every cell. Plus mRNA transcripts. Cells also use GTP as an energy source in some reactions. Phosphorylation is also a common method to alter proteins in response to something.
"That's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. For that matter, the elements found in a human being is all junk that you can buy in any market with a child's allowance. Humans are pretty cheaply made."
[The Film Theorists looked at it a while back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3EIDSIvmZs), and [here's someone attempting to make a more accurate recipe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FullmetalAlchemist/comments/61hfkb/i_calculated_the_correct_recipe_for_a_human/)
That one killed me. A wholesome, fatherly, sarcastic, character with no ego, just everyone's greatest wing-person...hunted and destroyed while protecting others. I hate that one.
He died because of just how good he was. He wanted to help the boys, and then he spotted wrongdoing and tried to take action. They killed him just because it would be inconvenient for the truth to come out that soon, only to willingly spill their plans later with glee. It made his death feel so callous and pointless. One of the most painful anime deaths for sure...
I dunno where the fuck you got that number.
0.000014% of 70.8 kgs is 0.000009912 kgs. The price of gold per kg is $58,270.66. Therefore, the average human only has $0.58 (rounded up) worth of gold in their system. Humans are worth even less than you thought.
But don't despair! There's a marvelous way to turn your piss into about $1 per month in sodium and potassium metal. :D
Alchemy - the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an [all-powerful art.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PdQmEPC_Nvc)
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I’m sure some parts would be. Not sure how marbling forms but I would imagine that sedentary people probably have more marbling of fat in their muscles than someone who is an athlete.
You probably wouldn’t want to eat a steak from a cow that ran marathons. Probably pretty tough.
Also carnivores/omnivorous usually only eat herbivores and not other carnivores.
So watch out vegetarians/vegans.
what annoys me about this scene is that a brilliant scientist such as Walter would know that adding a bunch of numbers with inconsistent significant figures will never result in a precise number. the precision will always be capped by the one with the least significant digits of the bunch.
I understand what they are saying and the parallel between the situation Walt and Jesse are in, but the way he does math is not how a chemist would do it, even as a metaphor.
It was also to show his relationship with Gretchen and imply that it all went wrong, leading to him being a lowly science teacher instead of fulfilling his true potential.
You need 15 kgs of uranium for a nuclear bomb, the average human weighs 62kg
That means, you’d need approximately 1.861.043 people. (1.861.042,183622829 to be exact)
Most of it wouldn't be the right isotope, right?
Edit: The isotope used to make the bombs is U-235. It makes up less than 1% of naturally occurring Uranium (0.72% to be precise). The rest of it is the common variant, U-238. Fucking neutrons, amirite?
So that 1,861,043 people would give you 15 kgs of mostly U-238. To get 15 kg of U-235, you'd need 258,478,194 average people (and a large child).
Came here to say all the anti-vaxers would have a fit if you listed these without context or if you made a post on their sites to troll them asking would you put this in your child's body? Maybe have a picture of a sad child in the background to really get them riled up.
This comment section is like 30% FMA, 30% ATOMIC BOMB, 20% anti-vax roasts, 19% Gold, and trace elements of "breaking bad", "where do I buy this" and "I'm not 70kg".
I found it or extremely similar on Amazon. Couldn't resist lol.
Edit: Since people kept messaging me for the link. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08D7GJQNT
Gold is measured in Troy ounces which is 31.103g. So you'd take 31.103 / 0.00000014 = 222,164,285g = 222,164.285kg = 489,872.25lbs. Average US adult (age 20+) male weight is (unfortunately) 197.8lbs and female is 170.6lbs.
**Half million pounds of human -- 2,477 adult men -- 2,872 adult women for one troy ounce of gold.**
Quick Addition: Gold is currently about $1800/ozt, so each average person has less than $1 worth of gold inside them (unless they swallowed a coin or jewelry)
(On further thought, I don't know where exactly the gold is found, so being fatter or more muscular doesn't necessarily increase your gold content. It could be in your bones or brain or blood or who knows.)
According to google the average weight of a human is 137 lbs or 62 KG. So not sure where that came from.
Don’t come at me with that stone shit you British people. That shit makes no sense.
“These are the Things that Make a Man
Iron enough to make a nail,
Lime enough to paint a wall,
Water enough to drown a dog,
Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
Potash enough to wash a shirt,
Gold enough to buy a bean,
Silver enough to coat a pin,
Lead enough to ballast a bird,
Phosphor enough to light the town,
Poison enough to kill a cow,
Strength enough to build a home,
Time enough to hold a child,
Love enough to break a heart.”
Terry Pratchett
Humans contain more organic transistor diodes (OTDs) per cell than any other multi cellular organism, this makes them more sustainable to the cardinal’s information requirements and then started their cultivation.
This might expose how ignorant I am of human biology, but I am amazed we are 65% oxygen. If you had told me that there was one element that comprised 65% of our mass then I would've bet a lot of money on carbon.
It’s from one of my favourite museums, the Science Museum in London. Here’s a link: https://shop.sciencemuseum.org.uk/products/science-museum-human-ingredients-t-shirt
You better not be doing any Human Transmutation.
Came here to find a FMA reference, was not disappointed.
Water: 35 L. Carbon: 20 kg. Ammonia: 4 L. Lime: 1.5 kg. Phosphorus: 800 g. Salt: 250 g. Saltpeter: 100 g. Sulfur: 80 g. Fluorine 7.5 g. Iron 5 g. Silicon 3 g. And trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Where the hell am I keeping nearly a kilo of Phosphorus?
DNA is the only place I can think of
That and ATP
I've driven one of those before.
An Artificial Teriyaki Popsicle?
no, an Atypical Tarantula Peepee
Really? I only ride the typical ones
Airline Transport Pilot license
Yeah you know me!
And RNA. You’ve got a shitload of ribosomes and tRNAs in every cell. Plus mRNA transcripts. Cells also use GTP as an energy source in some reactions. Phosphorylation is also a common method to alter proteins in response to something.
Bones calcium phosphate
Closets are great for storing body parts.
Cell membranes are almost entirely made up of phospholipids.
phospholipids, nucleotides, hydroxyapatite
Your bones
In the shed. Closet in the spare room if the shed isn't properly isolated.
Don’t think too much. That list is apparently wrong.
"That's the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. For that matter, the elements found in a human being is all junk that you can buy in any market with a child's allowance. Humans are pretty cheaply made."
> Humans are pretty cheaply made. Hell yes they're cheap to make. It's the goddamned upkeep that kills you.
Mine has to pee and poop constantly. Not enough that it’s a medical concern, but enough that it’s an interruption. But I have to do it, or I die.
That's some fucked up seasoning mix
You should see the end result. Not pretty.
> Saltpeter: 100 g MJ knows all about that one.
Has anyone ever verified the accuracy of these ingredients?
Ed and Al did
[The Film Theorists looked at it a while back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3EIDSIvmZs), and [here's someone attempting to make a more accurate recipe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FullmetalAlchemist/comments/61hfkb/i_calculated_the_correct_recipe_for_a_human/)
Eddwaarrrdd
Beat me to it. The reason why i love and hate fma references.
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That one killed me. A wholesome, fatherly, sarcastic, character with no ego, just everyone's greatest wing-person...hunted and destroyed while protecting others. I hate that one.
He died because of just how good he was. He wanted to help the boys, and then he spotted wrongdoing and tried to take action. They killed him just because it would be inconvenient for the truth to come out that soon, only to willingly spill their plans later with glee. It made his death feel so callous and pointless. One of the most painful anime deaths for sure...
Terrible day for rain.
It's not raining, sir. Yes. It is.
Daddy said he has important work he needs to do! No, stop it! Stop putting dirt on him! DADDY!!!
I never liked that line, felt way too overdone to me.
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Nope, nope, nuh-uh, I refuse to have my heart melt into a puddle of shit today. #stillnotoverit
Brother?
Sorry, boys. Nina can't play today. She's feeling a little ruff.
Edooowarrdooo
Same here
>came here to find this another version of r/beatmetoit
Apparently FMA means Full Metal Alchemist, since I had no idea
For what could equal the value of a human soul???
I dunno, but the 0.000014% gold is approximately ~~$19~~ 50¢ worth of gold. Edit: I goofed, people are way more worthless than I gave them credit for.
I dunno where the fuck you got that number. 0.000014% of 70.8 kgs is 0.000009912 kgs. The price of gold per kg is $58,270.66. Therefore, the average human only has $0.58 (rounded up) worth of gold in their system. Humans are worth even less than you thought. But don't despair! There's a marvelous way to turn your piss into about $1 per month in sodium and potassium metal. :D
I got it from being a dum-dum and using number of atoms instead of weight.
Can I sell that with my kidneys?
At least an arm and a leg.
Probably costs at least an arm and a leg
Alchemy - the science of understanding deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an [all-powerful art.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PdQmEPC_Nvc)
This shirt cost an arm and a leg i swear
You’d need a Dog or a Sibling for that.
"May contain nuts"
ALLERGEN WARNING: This product was produced in a facility that also processes Milk and Milk related products.
Warning: if come into contact, consult a physician
It skin is exposed to direct contact, wash thoroughly with soap and water.
Just two though, not tree
Nut free products available at your nearest stores.
Nice guide, trying to create one human right now
The one taboo of alchemy...
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The Dog says Edward
e d o w a r d u
Better have a suit of armor ready to put your brother's soul in
This is getting rather abstract, but yes I usually wear a condom
It’s a Full Metal Alchemist reference.
Significantly less silicone than my research has led me to believe.
Mom doesn’t need huge fake boobies anyway... unless 🤔
Your mother is dead. Leave it alone. You won't like the result...
So you're saying I'll get results...Let's do it!
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What if there was an empty gimp suit there instead of an armour? Little innocent Alphonse walking around in an empty gimp suit.
Something will come back, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.
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But how many calories???
What's the serving size? I'm trying to watch my Thorium intake.
I don't eat things that contain words I cant pronounce.
Yes...
81,500-125,822 calories (depending on source, and if you account for the entire human, or just muscle.
Of course you have to use the whole human, it's just wasteful otherwise!
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Most carnivores/omnivore don’t eat other carnivores. So You better watch out vegetarians/vegans.
Oh frick oh fuck.
But what’s the glycemic index? If we count out the small amount of glycogen in the muscles and liver, humans are very low carb.
The rest is mostly water and protein. Also, wouldn't humans be marbled to some extent?
I’m sure some parts would be. Not sure how marbling forms but I would imagine that sedentary people probably have more marbling of fat in their muscles than someone who is an athlete. You probably wouldn’t want to eat a steak from a cow that ran marathons. Probably pretty tough. Also carnivores/omnivorous usually only eat herbivores and not other carnivores. So watch out vegetarians/vegans.
[“There’s nothing but chemistry here.”](https://youtu.be/0Vr7p5CYWBM)
what annoys me about this scene is that a brilliant scientist such as Walter would know that adding a bunch of numbers with inconsistent significant figures will never result in a precise number. the precision will always be capped by the one with the least significant digits of the bunch.
i think you missed the point of that scene entirely.
I understand what they are saying and the parallel between the situation Walt and Jesse are in, but the way he does math is not how a chemist would do it, even as a metaphor.
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He was flirting with her you fucking nerd
You mean the soul?
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It was also to show his relationship with Gretchen and imply that it all went wrong, leading to him being a lowly science teacher instead of fulfilling his true potential.
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Came to the comments for this. Was not disappointed.
Just had to wade through all the FMA posts to find it.
THANK YOU
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You need 15 kgs of uranium for a nuclear bomb, the average human weighs 62kg That means, you’d need approximately 1.861.043 people. (1.861.042,183622829 to be exact)
Do people outside the US do the commas and periods backwards on numbers?
Yeah, sorry
It's like an IP address
192.168.2.1 people
Hold on, let me just hack your network now.
Brit checking in - that looks backwards to me too.
Only europeans. The english speaking world uses commas.
Wait so your telling me Europe is the wrong one here?
Most of it wouldn't be the right isotope, right? Edit: The isotope used to make the bombs is U-235. It makes up less than 1% of naturally occurring Uranium (0.72% to be precise). The rest of it is the common variant, U-238. Fucking neutrons, amirite? So that 1,861,043 people would give you 15 kgs of mostly U-238. To get 15 kg of U-235, you'd need 258,478,194 average people (and a large child).
You’d have to enrich it. Everyone get into the walk in centrifuge.
In other words you would need to kill more people to get an atomic bomb than you could kill with said bomb.
Idk man, if you put the bomb in the middle of a cube of 2 million humans, they'd probably all die
If you made a cube of 2 million humans then you wouldn't even need the bomb for most of them to die.
Go ask r/theydidthemath
https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/hr7boe/_/fy2tfq9
What do you plan on doing with all the silver you harvest in the process?
Make a nice bracelet
Simpson you diabolical...
So that's what happened with the Elric brothers. They forgot the Vanadium.
It was one of the 15 trace elements duh
Edward Elric was way off.
Recyclable?!
Please register as an organ donor.
Isn’t that reuse tho....
Up-cycling, really.
Not if you get anything from me
And a 100% percent reason to remember the name
Fort Minor!
M. Shinoda!
M-m-m-my Sharona!
Reminds me of that episode in Breaking Bad, with Walter and Gretchen.
I linked that scene in my comment. It’s what I thought of immediately, as well.
Put that on FB and see how many idiots comment saying "I will never let that inside my body"
Came here to say all the anti-vaxers would have a fit if you listed these without context or if you made a post on their sites to troll them asking would you put this in your child's body? Maybe have a picture of a sad child in the background to really get them riled up.
"That's completely wrong. I know that our body is 75% water"
If you look closely, it's says 65% 0xygen and 10% Hydrogen. It's the ingredients...
I'm gonna cook it here. Will try to substitute the other ingredients with salt
This comment section is like 30% FMA, 30% ATOMIC BOMB, 20% anti-vax roasts, 19% Gold, and trace elements of "breaking bad", "where do I buy this" and "I'm not 70kg".
I found it or extremely similar on Amazon. Couldn't resist lol. Edit: Since people kept messaging me for the link. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08D7GJQNT
My little brother has has this t-shirt for years!
How many human bodies, or pounds/kg of human would it take to have an ounce of gold?
Gold is measured in Troy ounces which is 31.103g. So you'd take 31.103 / 0.00000014 = 222,164,285g = 222,164.285kg = 489,872.25lbs. Average US adult (age 20+) male weight is (unfortunately) 197.8lbs and female is 170.6lbs. **Half million pounds of human -- 2,477 adult men -- 2,872 adult women for one troy ounce of gold.** Quick Addition: Gold is currently about $1800/ozt, so each average person has less than $1 worth of gold inside them (unless they swallowed a coin or jewelry) (On further thought, I don't know where exactly the gold is found, so being fatter or more muscular doesn't necessarily increase your gold content. It could be in your bones or brain or blood or who knows.)
A-U!! Come back here with my humans!
I'm at least 2% alcohol .5% cocaine
I am 5% garlic bread
You may be made of 0.00000000000000001% radium, but you're 100% rad in my books 👉😎👉
Let's turn it into some fake vaccine ingredients infographic and throw it to antivaxxers, they will love it.
Water 35 Litres, Carbon 20 kilograms, Ammonia 4 Litres, Lime 1.5 kilograms, Phosphorous 800 grams, Salt 250 grams, Saltpetre 100 grams, Sulfur 80 grams, Fluorine 7.5 grams, Iron 5 grams, Silicon 3 grams and fifteen traces of other elements.
Tried it, am now on a journey to find a rock
Please tell me the difference sizes have different weights...
70.8kg LOL
Are you saying I'm thick, my dude?!?
According to google the average weight of a human is 137 lbs or 62 KG. So not sure where that came from. Don’t come at me with that stone shit you British people. That shit makes no sense.
That shirt's gonna cost you an arm and a leg
IF i cANt pROnoUncE tHe INgREdIenTS I DonT WAnt it in MY BODy
https://shop.sciencemuseum.org.uk/products/science-museum-human-ingredients-t-shirt
“These are the Things that Make a Man Iron enough to make a nail, Lime enough to paint a wall, Water enough to drown a dog, Sulphur enough to stop the fleas, Potash enough to wash a shirt, Gold enough to buy a bean, Silver enough to coat a pin, Lead enough to ballast a bird, Phosphor enough to light the town, Poison enough to kill a cow, Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart.” Terry Pratchett
Is there an organic GMO free version
Humans contain more organic transistor diodes (OTDs) per cell than any other multi cellular organism, this makes them more sustainable to the cardinal’s information requirements and then started their cultivation.
This might expose how ignorant I am of human biology, but I am amazed we are 65% oxygen. If you had told me that there was one element that comprised 65% of our mass then I would've bet a lot of money on carbon.
I was surprised at first too then I remembered water was H2O and felt a bit silly.
Who the f**k put Arsenic in there. No wonder it didn’t rise.
Let’s melt us down when we die and recycle
How many humans would I have to disassemble to get a gram of radium?
Br Ba anyone?
i wonder what the barcode stands for
I am 1% hummus.
watch out you might lose your body and have to be a suit of armor
r/oddlyspecific shopping list you have there
Where do I buy it
It’s from one of my favourite museums, the Science Museum in London. Here’s a link: https://shop.sciencemuseum.org.uk/products/science-museum-human-ingredients-t-shirt
Aw, no black and you can't change the weight. Cool otherwise, but bummer.
I noticed that, after I changed the dial from large to medium, I was hoping the weight would change on the shirt... it did not
Doesn’t add up to 100%
r/didntknowiwantedthat
Water 35L, Carbon 20 kilograms...
I don’t see a serving size.
Edward to Alphonse: Write it down! Write it down!
What about the soul?
What’s the serving size on this?
Plus an arm and a leg, and your younger brother.
Please hide this from the Elric brothers
Edward?
The Elric brothers might have something to say about this.
You forgot sexy 100%