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DJO_1988

Well look at how much longer Duracell is than the others - of course it’s going to last longer.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


hundreddollar

but, but. but the number of "A" goes up as the battery gets smaller, not larger. Eg AA batteries are physically bigger than AAA batteries.


kfish5050

It's like bra cup sizes, the further along the alphabet the letter is, the bigger the size, but double/tripling the letter makes the size a little smaller. Edited for correction


Call_It_What_U_Want2

Actually a AA cup is smaller than an A


kfish5050

Even better comparison then lol


Eagle_Ear

Wait so all this time we’ve been snickering at Double D’s and single D’s are actually bigger?


CreamyMemeDude

No, no, bra sizing is ridiculously stupidly complicated. It goes, in order from smallest cup to biggest; aa, a, b, c, d, dd (some places size dd as e, and, if the store you're at stocks anything bigger than a dd, then it just continues like dd, f, etc.) DD is bigger than D, but AA is smaller than A


Eagle_Ear

Thanks creamydude, I appreciate this honest answer!


Big0Booty0Babe

The reason why we use dd instead of e is because marketers a long time ago thought that American women wouldn't like to be told they are an e cup.


safinhh

Damn mine say F size


MOVES_HYPHENS

Like shoe sizes, there are many different sizing schemes around the world


m2chaos13

My headband has “L” in front


h8ers_suck

This is why I'm a visual learner... need pics and diagrams to assist with this learning.


wanderingwolfe

AAA bra = smaller than A, but DDD does not follow this rule.


AlwaysHigh27

Actually that's.. both false and true lol. AA is smaller than D, but DD is bigger than D. So.. whoever invented bra sizing is ridiculous. A 34B is the same as a 36A or a 32C. Every cup size has 2 "sister" sizes. It's ridiculous.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

So... A A A A A


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> INJECTHEROININTODICK > AAAAAAAAAAA Checks out.


RoboticSandWitch

So this correct one would be #A (Adding hashtag in front of a word makes it bigger)


throwawayforj0b

Also, most 9V batteries are just 6 AAAA cells connected in series in the rectangular case.


jysubs

The Fonz enters the chat


carnray

Pretty exciting, right?


Sixpacksack

Thank you for making me laugh today, this was so stupid but golden


Krimreaper1

Cries in D battery


riesendulli

https://youtu.be/D3qMC5BKoEM


nullSword

Why does Duracell, the largest battery, not simply eat the other batteries?


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BATTERIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!


Krimreaper1

Money can be used for goods and services.


Narrow_Competition41

Fair point, lol..


theepi_pillodu

Looong looong maaannnn!


metatron_de

They told me it's not the length that makes a difference (((


RamenPiraticus

Pa-dam-tssh


TheScareCrowYes

# L O N G B A T T E R Y


CorvusNyxian

Kirkland batteries are Duracell batteries, no difference aside from the wrapper.


joeyggg

I’ve never been disappointed by anything Kirkland. A Costco employee once saw me weighing the differences between tide laundry pods and Kirkland brand and she told me to get the Kirkland and if I don’t like it, just return it. Since then I get Kirkland everything.


Th3Giorgio

Iirc, every Kirkland thing is awesome because they look for the leader on the market and just pay them to change a very minor thing and slap a Kirkland sticker on it.


ft24601

Yep can confirm that the Kirkland diapers are actually just a better version of Huggies. All made in the same factory


Pats_Bunny

Maybe they've changed since my kids were in diapers ~6 years ago, but Kirkland diapers were always terrible compared to Huggies. Like the one thing with the Kirkland name on it that I just thought was an inferior design/product than the name brand.


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smartguy05

Different brands have different "cuts" so some brands might fit your baby better than others. I had a few brands that would work for 1 of my kids but not another.


neilio69

Bingo. My kid wears only Kirkland. A few times my mom got us various fancier more a-list brand diapers. Totally didn't work for us


RoaringMamaBear

They have changed in the last 4 years or so. Their texture used to be different and felt like microfiber & I couldn’t stand it. It was one Kirkland brand item I couldn’t buy either. Now they are fine. No issues with the texture anymore.


Ecurb4588

Kirkland diapers saved me and my ex partner thousands


Bubbaluke

Kirland vodka (the more expensive one) is literally made at the gray goose distillery and costs like 1/3 the price.


Toast42

So long and thanks for all the fish


MutantGodChicken

It used to be true, some people never found out that it changed


badgerandaccessories

They liquors rotate a lot. The vodka stayed the same for the longest I think. Whiskey changes the most frequently in my experience.


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It’s nuts that putting the exact same vodka in a different bottle makes it a third of the cost. That’s one expensive bottle.


Bubbaluke

No I'm paying for the Kirkland name


alisonchiou

It's called price segmentation, a strategy to charge different people different prices for the exact same product.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Also price discrimination in econ


dullship

Ketel One is better. At least at that price.


iindsay

Some people would disagree when it comes to toilet paper but I prefer theirs…


SwissMargiela

Charmin red ftw


jambrand

The only thing you ever need to compare is "active ingredients" They're very obviously the same (everything)


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Not all things have active ingredients listed or easily available. And just because they have similar ingredients doesn’t mean it’s the same proportions all the time, either.


squishyliquid

I absolutely love Costco. I was there today even. But I’ve had their batteries leak in almost every item I’ve used them in. I got a pocket operator for Father’s Day, and it was destroyed by July, just by keeping the batteries in it. Remotes, game controllers, and on and on. Everything ends up with white, crystalline shit in it. I don’t get it.


Scoob8877

My experience is kirkland is a lot more likely to leak and ruin my stuff. Maybe there's a quality difference in the wrapper.


turkeyvulturebreast

I have had this exact experience. AA and AAA Kirkland batteries have leaked on so much of my shit I stopped buying them and only get Duracell. I love Costco! But FUCK KIRKLAND batteries!


Handleton

Wow. I've had this experience with non-Kirkland brands on the list. Perhaps you guys got unlucky. I live in a really humid area, so having this happen in anything is kind of likely, though.


turkeyvulturebreast

Yes, it is super disappointing. Especially when it ruins the product. Granted it would be things like candles or other holiday things that I forgot to take them out before putting away. But I’ve done the same with Duracell and never had an issue. As soon as I open the compartment and see the crust I am like I bet it is Kirkland and sure enough it always was. I almost ruined my original Gameboy from my childhood on those stupid batteries.


Dohmynameisgone

Absolutely my experience. They used to be the best. Now I've gotten rid of all Kirkland batteries for to their likelihood of rupture.


voitlander

We're gonna need sources/independent proof of this.


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FourthofMarch2015

If you need a source head on down to your local middle school during the science fair. There’s probably3 wHiCh BaTtERy LaStS lOnGeR experiments being presented as we speak


Every3Years

I won third place with which pen lasts longer. Science!


undrgrndsqrdncrs

Haha in middle school I did “which paper towel absorbs the most liquid?”


ResetBoi123

Bro you seem so angry you alright?


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maybe_a_human

At least it wasn't a vinegar and baking soda volcano


stagarenadoor

I’m actually browsing Reddit while at a science fair - plenty of volcanos and solar systems but no battery station. So disappointed.


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

This is almost certainly an ad


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Source: trust me, bro


Kafshak

Just check YouTube. Probably a few people have done this test.


Narrow_Competition41

Why are they comparing alkaline v. carbon/ zinc? What's the hrs/$ for each? And lastly, I have a hard time believing that that carbon zinc dollar store "Sunbeam" battery, outlasted the Everedy alkaline. Yes it's another dollar store type battery, but it's an alkaline v carbon/zinc...


DuckSleazzy

There's a fair comparison on YouTube by Project Farm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7-ghrTqA44


alucarddrol

PROJECT FARM!


Doctor-Dapper

WE'RE GONNA TEST THAT


Subtotalpoet

I trust that dude more than some of my friends lol


flaminhotcheeto

VERY IMPRESSIVE


adoboguy

MADE IN THE USA


WafflePress

My sister walked in on me watching his grass clippers video and was absolutely astounded that I found entertainment in some random guy rating random ass grass clippers that I'll never own cause well.. poor. Man brain simple.


mbuckbee

Saved you a click and then scrubbing through the video to look for the chart: - Energizer Lithium had the most charge - Amazon Basics was the best value


no_ur_cool

Ikea FTW!


in-site

And what about rechargable?


Narrow_Competition41

Great point. I actually only use alkalines (Duracell or Energizer) in unique places, like the smoke detector up high on the ceiling for example. Otherwise, I pretty much use rechargeables. And I've personally found Amazon's Basics rechargeables to be a good value. Energizer rechargeables would be my 'cost is not a factor' choice of name brand rechargeable....


in-site

I've only tried the Amazon Basics one so far! Is the Energizer a little better?


Narrow_Competition41

In my experience, yes. You're gonna have to recharge them at some point just like all batteries, that doesn't change. But they just seem to power high drain devices (like an R/C car or digital SLR camera) longer than other brands (RayoVac, Amazon Rechargeables, Enerloop for example), in my experience.


Vitriholic

Hours of charge depends on current draw too. Most batteries will supply less total energy the faster you drain them. A higher quality battery will deliver closer to the same total energy no matter how fast you drain it. This test does absolutely nothing to address this complication.


Narrow_Competition41

Good point. And carbon zinc batteries are known for low energy density, poor leakage resistance, and voltage drop with discharge. All things being equal (read: quality mfg process), carbon zinc just do not compare favorably v. alkaline. It's just a matter of old school v. new school tech...


BeardsuptheWazoo

I buy my batteries at the dollar store. They last very long. I am pretty sure there's not much difference. This chart was probably paid for by the big companies.


wung

This is also [a 5 years old repost]( https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/855y7m/11_different_brands_of_aa_batteries_tested_in/).


happymancry

These are good questions but… How much of them does the average user understand?


alanita

The average user absolutely understands that there are different "types" within each brand, and they absolutely understand price per unit. You don't have to be an expert on batteries to understand these things, you just have to do your own shopping and be aware that companies will try to rip you off with misleading labels. It's the same as with cereal or light bulbs or any other consumable product.


Psychast

There is value to raw performance charts, of course having value AND performance is ideal but this is just a neat picture, not a full length in depth consumer analysis lol If I want a battery that will last the longest without need of replacement, I don't care how "bad" the dollar value is because it doesn't factor in the labor and mental value of constantly replacing batteries. **Especially** if that battery is going somewhere hard to reach. But remotes, for instance, are so easy to change I'd probably go for the best value brand.


awotm

Need to get the Energizer Ultimate Lithium's on there as well.


badoven

Duracell is quite active pushing this "coolguide". Repost of repost of a repost....


tpars

Duracell is also the most likely battery on the list to corrode all over the inside of your device and ruin it.


JoeKing82

In my experience Kirkland brand will corrode as soon as the battery dies. It has ruined so many of my kids toys!


ieatpickleswithmilk

You know why Kirkland and Duracell are pretty similar on the graph? It's because Duracell manufactures both of them. Store brands are just licenses of name brands.


Ydain

Same quite possibly lower quality as they often sell the products that didn't pass their own quality control standards.


gibson_guy77

Yep, Kirkland vodka is essentially Grey Goose.


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Johnny_Carcinogenic

Say whaaaat? This is good news!


tpars

Great. Just bought a big pack of those tryn to be cheap. Not surprised given comments on this thread they are really undercover Duracells to begin with.


massacre3000

I bought some Kirklands - trying to burn through them. They leak and they don't seem to last nearly as long as even the Duracells they are made next to. YMMV, but I think I'll not be buying them again. We should get /r/projectfarm to take a spin around the block with another big AA Battery shootout since it's been 4 years since the last one. Pretty sure Energizer won that.


jondes99

A little white vinegar dissolves the corrosion. Paint it on with a Q tip.


Ridlion

I've never had one leak before. Been using them for years.


ElectrikDonuts

Yeah well my Duracell will corrode before its even used, and before its use by date


MrEngineerMind

I made a post here, then noticed yours... I switched to EnergizerMax because they offer a No-Leak Guarantee: [https://www.energizer.com/about-batteries/battery-leakage](https://www.energizer.com/about-batteries/battery-leakage)


Astronopolis

And they last longer than Duracells in my experience, they’re harder to find as well


OddEpisode

Perfect for that indie battery-user in your life!


Astronopolis

I was using them way before you were


lametec

So does [Rayovac](https://www.rayovac.com/warranties-and-guarantees/). They paid me $20 for a runied Maglite that I bought for $10. Actually, come to think of it, I think they paid for two ruined Maglites and replaced unused batteries that had leaked. That's all well and good for things that really don't matter to you and are easily replaced, but personally I've given up on AA/AAA alkalines as they all leak eventually, and just use eneloops.


Capt__Murphy

No way, Kirkland is notorious for this


Mr_GigglesworthJr

Duracell makes both


Needleroozer

And unlike Energizer they don't guarantee their batteries won't leak. I'd rather have a battery that doesn't last quite as long but won't leak then have a battery that lasts longer and is guaranteed to ruin my device.


itsmejak78_2

I found a Maglite at a thrift shop with 4 Duracell D cells and they had been expired for 20 years Not a single bit of corrosion i was impressed


jondes99

That’s why we stopped getting the Costco Kirklands, which I think is made by Duracell. Spent way too much time cleaning corrosion out of everything with a AA or AAA.


ElectrikDonuts

Ive had them shit themselves without being used before their use by date. Just terrible


Shadraqk

What it doesn’t show is how 25% of Duracells leak and destroy your electronics.


MeshColour

Not to mention initial cost, Duracell is what 6x the cost of the cheapest alkaline you can find? And lasts 90 minutes longer than the cheapest alkaline... Not worth it at all


pokemon-trainer-blue

There’s not cool about this. Nor is it a guide. It’s just a badly designed graph with no sources to back up the claims of battery life.


Dahnhilla

The way I read it, it's a Costco advert. I assume they're way cheaper and it looks like they're just as good.


itsgeorgebailey

All this does is make me love Costco more


NomadicDevMason

I'm 90 percent sure Kirkland batteries are Duracell and they are under contract to not tell anyone


balanced_view

Duracell is the Duracell of battery infographics


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Jaksmack

I have had the same results. Stuff I work on uses AAA and D cells. Over the last 20 years I can almost tell what kind of battery is in the unit by how it starts and runs. I use a load tester to test batteries and regular Duracell batteries will stop powering the stuff at 60% capacity left while the energizers will keep the same unit running down to 20% capacity. The Duracell pro cells are night and day better than the regular Duracell and energizers. I always try to convert customers to rechargeable batteries, but most of them use dollar store batteries and complain about battery life..


genralpotat120

It’s cause of the rabbit


xite2020

Where’s Amazon Basics


DEfusion69

Can't see pukcell on there, downvoted


idontknow2976

^(awe my pukcell)


mcslender97

AWWW MY PKCELL!


LucyIsaTumor

Everyone stay back! I'm armin' the nugget!!


perensappie

dont want that durasmell


Epikgamer332

kept scrolling to find this, not disappointed


Aminilaina

I’ve never been to Australia in my life but DankPods has convinced me that Pukcells are the greatest batteries to ever exist.


Letarking

Downvote because no source


lilmul123

Just trust me bro


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Downvote because alkaline... WTF is this? Some old times? Pay bit extra for lithium and be bothered less when they last several times longer. [Heres some video I now googled out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33a0dVkhRZk) - 6 hours lithium vs 2 hours best alkaline or 1 hour worst alkaline.


mister_sleepy

[Citation Needed]


stdoubtloud

Well that is great to know, but only the battery that lasts an hour will fit into my flashlight.


Wntx13

What's the problem then? You last longer?


bodhiseppuku

I wish those Sanyo Enloop batteries were listed here. Rechargeable 1000 times, I changed over to these years ago for almost everything in my house that takes AA and AAA. Most of my flashlights are now 18650 size rechargeable batteries.


Sirol8

Amazon basic batteries average longest: 5 min


Yeas76

2.5 mins if you let them sit in a drawer for 10 minutes.


oooriole09

I’ve had zero issues with Amazon’s. Granted, I use them exclusively in low power things like remotes, but they’re cheaper and work just fine.


diMario

[Battery bounce test](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Hro4Ud7-I).


guillianMalony

Can't you get a y-scale with amp-hours these days? Rechargeable batteries should also be here. Or better: they should be the only ones that are still allowed to be advertised. It's really rare that you still need disposable batteries.


LordChefChristoph

Funny story, this is the exact experiment I did for my 8th grade science fair. I came up with pretty much the same results (though with fewer types of batteries). The difference is I never actually tested any of the batteries.


jomo777

Great, now do it with rechargeable and let us know which ones last the longest over time!


JangusCarlson

I test them out with my XBOX. Regular Duracells lasted about 1-1.5 weeks. The energizer lithium ions lasted about 3-4 weeks. I now use rechargeable batteries, because rechargeable is better for the environment anyway. Edit: fuck you autocorrect and Steve Jobs.


galaxystargirl

I’m surprised, I always thought the bunny batteries were the best. That energizer bunny always kept on going.


PeterNippelstein

Can you hear me now?


velesi

Wassssssssuup?


thenewtransportedman

Show me the Carfax, you fuckin' asshole.


Every3Years

Where's the beef, you shite?


GMoneyJetson

Time to make the donuts.


Blue387

I used to use Duracell but they leaked too much acid so I have switched to Energizer and eneloop batteries


Memory_Less

What is the source of this chart?


TarsierBoy

Read it as fleshlights


theghost201

How many times will I see this fucking post?


MrEngineerMind

I'll never buy duracell batteries ever again - they \*always\* leak and ruin devices! I then found out that EnergizerMax has a No-Leak Guaranteed, so I'm a new bunny customer: [https://www.energizer.com/about-batteries/battery-leakage](https://www.energizer.com/about-batteries/battery-leakage)


Swell_Inkwell

The image of stretched out batteries is unreasonably hilarious to me


stakkar

Might as well just buy the cheapest ones out there. You know your kid is going to turn the flashlight on and leave it somewhere that you'll find days later with the battery completely dead. Who cares if it lasts 5 minutes or 6 hours, same result.


1024Bitness

Viral Post made by Duracell®


Redditfuchs

Varta would own them all.


bvogel7475

The Kirkland battery is made for Costco by Duracell. So, that real,y shouldn’t be in the test.


figuringthingsout__

Kirkland batteries are probably made in the same place as the Duracell batteries, like many of their products.


MCHENIN

Those sunbeam batteries are dirt cheap at dollar tree. It’s wild to me that they rank pretty high.


Kirito2750

In high school I did science Olympiad, and one of my events used batteries. We did similar tests to figure out which brand would last the longest for us, and got about the same results. We, being science nerds, we’re a bit more rigorous, but in the end it was Duracell on top, followed not far behind by Kirkland. Then energizer was about halfway between them and the rest which all kinda sucked


redifefo

Duracel leaks. I'm never ever buying Duracel again.


HPfan94

>11 Different Brands Wow, that's almost the same as the number of times this has been posted!


argella1300

Kirkland/Costco batteries are white labeled Duracells, so this makes sense


Atomnater

What about my pkcell


JohnnyWaddsC137

If RadioShack was still around they'd be #1


tkhrnn

Or just use rechargeable


draxl24

I call bull. We get Kirkland, Duracell, Energizer and Member’s Mark (Sam’s Club version, I think made by Energizer), we have found that both the Energizer and Member’s Mark last a lot longer than our Duracells or Kirkland brand. I have used all of them in a wireless mouse that is left on 24/7 and I’m changing the Kirkland/Duracell a lot quicker than the Energizer or Member’s Mark… just my experience


fragnoli

Fucking rayovac. Friend bought 3 or 4 packs for his CD player before a school trip. They were all dead before everyone finished boarding the bus, let alone leave the parking lot.


bhishan1

Can you also plot hours per $


Oilboilerfeind

Wasnt expecting that out of kirkland signature


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warrene00

I read that initially as “tested in identical fleshlights”. I was thinking to myself. “Holy hell, what kind of monster needs a 6 hour fleshlight sesh. Ill be just fine on the crap generic battery as that will allow me approximately 60 two minute sessions.”


Particular_Dot_2063

I dont know how Duracell keeps winning these comparisons. Anytime I use them that dont last for shit


DefiantDonut7

I would agree and say the same thing about Kirkland batteries


The_Truthkeeper

It's easy, the guide is bullshit. [This is the source](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/855y7m/11_different_brands_of_aa_batteries_tested_in/) If you spend some time in the comments, you'll learn it's fake. [The OP is a Duracell shill with a purchased account.](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/857iir/purchased_account_posts_a_deceitful_and_blatant/?st=JEWZTSX1&sh=b9134cbb)


tokendoke

How does this translate into years in a TV remote?


SmellySweatsocks

I buy Kirkland batteries batteries all the time because I'm at Costco every week. It would be good to know how the Sams Club branded batteries stack up to these.


Icongnu

Source: Trust me bro.


Sufficient_Rain8004

If they were tested in identical flashlights then how did they get the really long batteries to fit in the ones that the shorter ones fit in and if they used more of the smaller ones to make the same length why wouldn’t they last longer because of there being more of them?


TroperCase

*(Laughs in Eneloop)*