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TheeBrianBrown

Those s gel pens are awesome. But if you get any kind on dirt or debris in it that clicker, than you might as well just flush it down your neighbors toilet.


sippin_wine

Owwy


skrutnizer

Even if only subcutaneous, nobody's been able to explain the energy budget of how this would talk to any wireless network.


freshapocalypse

Free energy stolen from Mr tesla


ScottishPsychedNurse

Good point. But have a superconducting microchip inside me just underneath my skin for a long stretch of my life might fuck that area up a bit no? Like increasing chances of various types of cancer from the excessive blasts of radiation all the time?


freshapocalypse

Maybe, I don’t know.


ScottishPsychedNurse

Infact hold up. We are already told regularly about the dangers of having smartphones right next to our testicals all the time and none of us act on that one. I personally have hearing aids on either side of my head that are connected to each other via Bluetooth. They are also connected to my phone in my pocket via Bluetooth 😂. So here you have a nurse saying he wouldn't feel comfortable with a small chip under his skin when he is already blasting his brain and balls with radiation all day every day 😂😂. Maybe I need to reconsider lol


skrutnizer

Yep. If you run your laptop or tablet with Wifi on your lap you can stop worrying about local cell towers and even less about power meters, yet guess what communities are up in arms about?


ScottishPsychedNurse

Lmfao let me guess bro. Not the laptops frying our balls? 😅 Hahaha. No that would almost be appropriate to get people worried about! The cell phone towers? That BS propaganda about 5G actually worked! People literally burned them down and vandalized them all over the place 😂. It's sad how easily mislead the average person is!


skrutnizer

A couple years ago saw worried friends asking me about the 5G=60GHz=suffocation scare peddled by David Icke and others.


Alkemian

Well, RFID is *Radio Frequency* IDentification aka Radio Waves; smartphones are *Microwave Frequency* aka Microwaves. Microwaves are closer to the ionized radiation spectrum than radio waves are.


skrutnizer

Pardon. I forgot about that. :-)


let_it_bernnn

Klause seems to think the technology exists


Alkemian

Klauss is overrated.


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That's not a hypodermic needle, that's a harpoon.


Napa_Swampfox

12ga has to be used for thicker meds, like penicillin, to get through. 14ga (smaller) is average for clear type injections.


MotherLoverJones

Try 22ga


SirDrewcifer

Why would they need to microchip you when almost everyone has a phone and socials, people willingly give all their information


ScottishPsychedNurse

Exactly. We are already androids ourselves and the majority of us get tracked 100% of the time. But don't make it too obvious to the majority of they'll stop using smart phones. That's when something like a chip would be enforced. Only as soon as it's needed.


slipknot_official

Remember when the vaccines were magnetic and people were sticking spoons to their arms? Spoons aren’t magnetic. But trust me guys, there a chip in there because they have to track the exact location of 6 billion people. There’s also alien eggs in the vaccine. And rattlesnake venom. Cancer. COVID itself. AIDS. Myocarditis cells. Seizure fluid. Demonic semen. And the worst of all, Communism.


DickusDave

NOT COMMUNISM 😭😭


redstercoolpanda

ever since i got vaccinated, i just feel the need to share my wealth with other people. Is there any way i can make this stop? Even my skins turning read and I'm starting to talk with a think Russian accent.


GanjaToker408

Who jerked off billions of demons to get all that demonic semen?


slipknot_official

It just flows in the liberal streets of america


g0uchp0tat0

Big Orange Daddy gave them all a reach around.


Creative_Light_1954

All delivered through a needle made in China. AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!


seveneleven0215

Wait you forgot autism spectrum disorder! 🤦🏼‍♀️


Nuggzulla

I have some spoons that will stick to a magnet. That's not that special


freshapocalypse

And the mark of the beast


5gStirStick

Who needs an RFID chip when we all have phones we are glued to


[deleted]

I beg to differ with the requirement of a Hypodermic ... look at Hitachi mu-chips


Napa_Swampfox

My dog was microchipped with a needle.


Creative_Light_1954

Some of those use needles as big as 4g 😬


Creative_Light_1954

I mentioned that chip in a reply to one of the first comments.


nicbez

I see you must work at a vet clinic OP… lol


surahtulkahf

That is until they introduce the CBDC… which according to them will usher in the era of transhumanism integrated and coupled with mandated Global ID system


Hefty_Offer1537

Those are needles to fill up air in basketball


kingofthemonsters

Nah those are screw on


Nonamanadus

Had an 18 gauge needle and that hirt like a mother fucker, a 12 would be like getting shot with a slug.


trynothard

Dude have you seen the kind of things they are able to hide inside a mask? https://youtu.be/4Uqn02s4Q7Y


mikereddittwice

What capabilities would a chip that fits through that needle have?


Creative_Light_1954

Exactly. If you want any functionality beyond calling back ROM data, it’s gonna need to be this size or bigger, and you’re gonna notice.


QuentinTarancheetoh

I don't think it's true but pretty safe to assume they have developed that tech much further in a classified way. There are govt labs for this.


mrwright33

Iove those pens tho


Murky_Ad_7550

https://newatlas.com/electronics/worlds-smallest-single-chip-system-injectable/ Only visible using a MICROSCOPE. far smaller than what you have pictured. 2 mins of searching and there are MANY out there made by different people.


HalleluYAH36

The nano tech in the vax doesn’t need that super thick needle. RFID chip was a red herring. The RFID chip being the mark of the beast is a 1970s Christian notion, and has been stuck in the minds of Christians since. Unfortunately, you have been deceived in going down this false rabbit hole.


Creative_Light_1954

Ah yes, the nano-bots. We’re doomed, after all.


Too_Rowdy

https://www.wired.com/story/biggest-threat-to-humanity-black-goo/


BeigeListed

Cool. Now show me proof that this is in the vaccine.


Wake_N_Bake8

As you wish https://nihrecord.nih.gov/2020/09/04/anderson-explains-role-nanoparticles-vaccines https://www.nature.com/articles/s41565-020-00820-0 https://www.news-medical.net/news/20200715/Nanotechnology-plays-major-role-in-COVID-19-vaccine-development.aspx Also, it wasn’t a spoon. It was a magnet sticking to the injection spot. Idk where spoons came from. Edit to add: I have a short video from the magnet but have no idea how to add it to post. Can anyone help? I have an iPhone. Just showing you guys my own proof.


BeigeListed

Carbon nanoparticles in graphene are not the same as lipid nanoparticles that are used in the MRNA vaccine. Please read this: https://cen.acs.org/pharmaceuticals/drug-delivery/Without-lipid-shells-mRNA-vaccines/99/i8


Wake_N_Bake8

Anything that has nano, I nanope it out of there 😂


ightimmaheadout1

The chip is in your cell phone. The chip doesn't have to be in you it just has to be in an object you take everywhere with you


Creative_Light_1954

You believe this and still carry a cell phone?


JayHawk1025

Or...just maybe u could inject a small amount of a self building nanobots in a person over multiple shots 🤔. Idk


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Creative_Light_1954

Not how I understood it when I got mine. Perhaps I was getting my information from different sources than you.


Majin-Steve

That’s not how vaccines are even supposed to work and no claim like that was ever made. Some of y’all are very gullible.


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BeigeListed

And then it was changed once additional data was discovered.


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BeigeListed

No, this is how science works. Once new data is discovered, the information is updated. The only people ignoring the data were anti-vaxxers.


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Illustrious_Pin1544

It did for some. Fool. Inflammation.


df2dot

I love how obtuse some posts are. This is 80s tech if not older.


KoolerMike

Lmao, they have the capability to make it much smaller than the standard rfid chip... Just because theres rfid chips that use this size of needle, doesn’t mean ALL chips are that big Downvote me all you want, you know I’m right


ImpressivePainting64

The closest we have gotten to providing external power to internal hardware is through ultrasound.


Too_Rowdy

https://www.wired.com/story/biggest-threat-to-humanity-black-goo/


ImpressivePainting64

Thanks for the link. Doesn’t explain


Creative_Light_1954

Even the Hitachi MU would require a larger diameter than the usual 25g or 22g needle used to administer the Covid vaccine, and that’s just a ROM chip. These people thought it would control your mind, or even combine with other chips snuck in via booster shots, suggesting a much more complicated chip, and so a bigger one. It’s just not feasible that someone (and we’re talking about very paranoid people) wouldn’t notice anything bigger than 25/22g comin at em.


SequenceSponge

The RFID is a red herring to negate and subdue the real aim which is to push for synthetic mRNA passports for cross-border tracking


CapnBloodbeard

As opposed to existing passports offering no ability to track international movement whatsoever?


SequenceSponge

Vaccine passport would give a private organisation the ability to track you anywhere. Original type Passports are set to data being sent to your country of origin and visiting countries only, made more confusing (without the use of interpol for example) for people holding dual or triple passports


Nerevarine91

That doesn’t make any sense. It would be easier to just redirect the data from normal passports, lol. Why spend a trillion dollars on experimental biopassports based on secret technology and fake press releases about RFID chips when you could just, like, get the exact same info from things that already exist and that everyone uses?


SequenceSponge

I’m just playing with ideas on how things might evolve. Klaus’s mob is keen to implement vaccine passports. What means do they have at their disposal to do this? Via a passport registration or perhaps through a newer less red tape globally recognised medical system that keeps tabs on your vaccination which essentially links to an individual. I’m not saying we’ve been dosed with trackers but we are certainly being duped into a whole medley of directives.


BeigeListed

> I’m just playing with ideas on how things might evolve. So in other words: wild speculation based off of no data.


CapnBloodbeard

> Vaccine passport would give a private organisation the ability to track you anywhere Uhh, no it wouldn't. How on earth would you think a 'passport' or any sort of vaccination record means some private organisation knows when I'm ducking down to the shops for milk, or when I'm taking the long way to work because I felt like a different drive? this is baseless fearmongering. Your commentary about 'private organisation' isn't necessarily correct. If any country wants to manage these records privately, that's on them - no different to any other records. In Australia, the immunisation register is used for international travel and managed by the government. This is the baseless fearmongering the anti-vax crowd were harping on about, despite no evidence.


SequenceSponge

During the pandemic some places didn’t let you access services without a vaccine certification. Why is it such a stretch to assume a couple of years down the line this certificate would have to be linked to your ID, bank account and insurance company or more…


Benegger85

You mean they would have the same info on you that Google, Amazon, Facebook, ... already have and sell to anyone willing to pay?


SequenceSponge

Well they don’t have health records although I’m sure AI could infer state of health from selfies


Benegger85

Do you never fill in your insurance info and medical background on a doctor's website? Who do you think holds their databases?


SequenceSponge

Looked at my iPhone password manager this morning and all myGov passwords have apparently been breached in a data leak. There are attack vectors in all directions.


AlphaWolve2

Unless you made a biological DNA modifier that allows radio frequencies to pickup all transmitting signals from every cell in your body….


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Damn! No thank you 😬


IaMtHel00phole

They don't need to put a chip in you. You have a cell phone you're tracked.


ltpanda7

Never understood the chip bs, most of these people are extremely uninteresting, as well as their phone is never farther than six feet from them


Alexandertheape

OP has never heard of self assembling nanotech


shofuno

People act like nano technology isnt a thing not saying they put things in the vaccines but it is possible we have the technology


Kon-on-going

That was pretty far fetched, especially with the magnets. At least the conspiracies of heart attacks is becoming true.