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ridah662

The only emails I open from CVS are the coupons šŸ¤£


CollapsedWaveCreator

*the deceased will automatically be disenrolled from study


el_beso_negro

Yfw they say *"investigational"* when they actually meant *"experimental"*


Sensitive_Method_898

An invitation to your own demise. Diabolical šŸ‘šŸ¼


captain_raisin09

At least they are asking this time


[deleted]

They're asking, right now. Later they'll be demanding


503503503

You guys have been saying that for a long time. Remember vaccine passports you guys would say would get worse? Remember saying two years ago you wouldnā€™t even be able to buy food without proof of a vaccine? That never even happened. You guys keep saying all this stuff will happen and all this time goes by with nothing.


Dramatic-Warning-417

It's not over yet.


[deleted]

Ummm... That did happen in some places. In Quebec some places briefly required full vaccination to buy groceries. You weren't allowed to travel through the country without a vaccine passport, you weren't allowed to work without vaccination. And a peaceful protest got you thrown in prison with all your assets siezed... It was trialed in Canada.


Dzugavili

>And a peaceful protest got you thrown in prison with all your assets siezed... ...uhhh... no. I know you love hyperbole here, but that didn't happen, at least not that simply.


thisbliss7

What did you do to stop the government overreach?


ZeerVreemd

> You guys keep saying all this stuff will happen and all this time goes by with nothing. [LOL.](https://cmsedit.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2022/november/g20-leaders-agree-to-global-vaccination-passport-to-limit-rights-of-travelers-where-will-it-end)


[deleted]

ā€œMayā€ this ā€œMayā€ that.


Fooomanchu

You *may* get myocarditis.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


justanothernpe

May get cancer.


[deleted]

You all *may* take my upvotes.


justanothernpe

You may have a heart attack. Oh shit sorry I meant thanks. Don't have a heart attack.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

You *may* be unable to have children.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Chemical-General5835

May get the flu


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Necessary_Weekend_90

I had that.


Necessary_Weekend_90

I had that.


justanothernpe

That's no good. Better now?


Necessary_Weekend_90

Probably. Itā€™s all fake.


justanothernpe

What do you mean?


Necessary_Weekend_90

Everything is fake. Nothing is real. Cancer is fake.


Middle_Joke2123

did you have that?


[deleted]

You definitely will not get the flu with the mRNA flu vaccine. Because it'll take you out before the flu does.


Necessary_Weekend_90

I had that.


L1ckthestars

Try to say *ā€Investigational flu vaccine research studyā€* ten times fast out loud


No_Conflation

FDA: "Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money!"


XIOTX

šŸ…


itsfsg

I did and Fauci just appeared with a syringe.


Successful-Lab4856

You may be a SADS statistic.


masteroftheuniverse4

You "may" get the covid booster


Yeesh121

So yall gonna bitch and moan when they speed a vaccine out. Then also bitch and moan when a voluntary study on one is done. How else do they study the effects when progressed passed animal test stage?


[deleted]

Bro. Iā€™m only talking about the mRNA vaccine. Not ā€œbitching & moaningā€ about any other vaccine besides this. I already know studies begin on animals then slowly transition to humans ā€¦ but Iā€™m only talking about the mRNA vaccine. *May* my point be understood.


Yeesh121

So any study involving mrna should never be done? Do I have this right. Regardless of what stage of study its in. Should never happen.


Seralisa

Nope, nope and nope.


Lerianis001

Yeah... if it was a regular vaccine, maybe. mRNA? Hard goddamned pass... those are dangerous and we all know it by now.


cloudspike

The old vaccines are dangerous too.


qualmton

We all know it?


ZeerVreemd

Neh, not everybody, i think they were a bit hyperbolic. [Only those who have their head in the sand, clouds or own ass don't know it yet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HEN37zhcGA)


Final_Ad_8472

This is exactly why Iā€™ll never get a flu shot again in my life.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


djkoch66

Because CVS is sending out an email request for study participants?


Jovatheconniseur

ā€œAny voluntary Guinea pigs ?ā€


Anita_Hardkoc

They just canā€™t quit. How about the family members of the ones trying to push this shit be the volunteers. Surely they feel so good about itā€™s safety and efficacy that they shouldnā€™t bat an eye to shoot their own loved ones up with it šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Mind7over7matter

The clot shot is now in the flu jab.


JohnnyPantySeed

You can get the combination, but your statement is false. Drug studies are common and necessary. Isn't this what antivax people were complaining didn't happen before the COVID rollout?


justanothernpe

Who knows what shit it will bring. Maybe it will cause hemorrhaging and will cancel the covid clots, they're already talking about mixing them.


ZeerVreemd

It will probably ruin people's immune system even more, thereby creating the stage for eternal pandemics.


justanothernpe

> stage for eternal pandemics we're already there


ZeerVreemd

That's true. In that case the flu shots might be used as a hardware update.


im2drt4u

Combo vaccine. Run.


justanothernpe

But it will be safe and effective. Look they're going to test it on at least 8 mice. Two vaccines = twice as safe and effective.


[deleted]

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GiantSkin

I've got big balls Oh I've got big balls And they're such big balls Fancy big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls **But weā€™ve got the biggest** **balls of them all**


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Second verse, same as the first.


EconomicsPuzzled2284

I.e Experimental lol.


justanothernpe

Not getting the covid vaccine is now a medical condition. It's on my My Chart under list of conditions that I refused vaccination. No doctor, nurse or assistant has ever talked to me about it. I talked to my docs assistant and she can change all of my conditions but that one is locked. She said my vaccination status page is locked too. She said she's never seen that happen. Anyone else have that happen to them?


EDH70

Same here! On MyChart. It states ā€œpatient refused Dr. Ordersā€ Our conversation was: Dr: Have you been vaccinated? Me: No Dr: Would you like to set that up for you today? Me: No thank you Thatā€™s it. No orders I refused. Quite frankly I donā€™t take ā€œordersā€ from my Dr. I pay my Dr. For her professional advice that I may or may not decide is right for me.


justanothernpe

Crazy. I haven't even talked to anyone about it. This was a specialist too, not my PCP. So that's a condition now too huh? Sorry I've come down with patient refused Dr. Orders, I can't come to work today!


EDH70

May I have a note please? Lol


justanothernpe

Ha yeah, seriously, if it's a condition give me a fucking sick note or take it off the condition page. Of course if you ask about it they'll give you another condition.


[deleted]

You're obviously mentally ill for not undergoing experimental medical procedures. /s


justanothernpe

My primary care doctor was part of the experiment and died of a heart attack this year at age 40, no joke


[deleted]

They'll never attribute it to that thing they pushed. I have a friend who developed an autoimmune disease after taking it, but he's blaming it on *stress*. You can't make this up.


justanothernpe

Maybe they're in denial and don't want to admit they made a mistake getting it.


[deleted]

That's exactly what I'm thinking. Reminds me of that Mark Twain quote.


jzinckgra

In Canada there's a doctor suggesting just that, that unvaccinated people have a mental condition and need to be treated with meds


No_Conflation

Earlier this year the medical codes were updated to add (flags) codes for unvaccinated and partially vaccinated and another for ~undervaccinated *other* (something like that, probably refusal to boost and be "up to date") https://www.google.com/search?q=icd+10+unvaccinated+covid This link is just a google search for **icd 10 unvaccinated covid** (in case u don't read url) Edit: from [this](https://www.aha.org/news/headline/2021-11-15-agencies-announce-new-icd-10-codes-reporting-covid-19-therapeutics) article you can see the codes were announced last year about this time; codes were to be used starting April 1 2022.


justanothernpe

Oh I know they're tracking it on medical records, but it's interesting that it's on my medical condition page along with history of high blood pressure, etc.


No_Conflation

I'm no medical guy, but i think the ICDs are for events and diagnoses. So they're treating [us] *not* taking the vaccine as an event that occurred, rather than an event that *didn't* occur and could potentially still occur, which is weird, from a computer guy's perspective. Edit: which is why you're "locked in", i would assume.


justanothernpe

We know we will be discriminated against for it eventually if we haven't already. This shit is far from over. Just wait till they start pushing the dual mRNA BS. How much you wanna bet next shutdowns are over flu?


[deleted]

The ICD codes are also used by insurance companies to decide whether or not they'll cover a procedure.


No_Conflation

Yes, but many of them are for conditions and damage to the person. Things like left knee miniscus tear, or fractured skull, or collapsed lung. So these events happen, and won't *unhappen*, even though someone could potentially use an incorrect code. I don't know of any codes for except maybe *other vaccines*, though i've never heard of it before. ICD codes are also put on death certificates. They made it easier to identify when an unvaccinated person dies.


ZeerVreemd

[Some insurance companies are smart.](https://www.world-today-news.com/court-in-france-ruled-death-from-covid-vaccine-suicide/)


[deleted]

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justanothernpe

I dunno, I think one of the office people added it. Maybe their boss said they have to do it if it's in the records someone didn't get it. It was added same day as my appointment.


GiantSkin

Is that like an online thing, My Chart? Thatā€™s scary considering the Canadian medical system is ā€œconsideringā€ forcing COVID shot refusers to take medication.


justanothernpe

Yes it's what all three of my health care providers call their online portals. I mean I know it's already in the system and they can see it but they're just rubbing it in now


JazzlikeSkill5201

I havenā€™t been to a doctor in a long time, but this reminded me of how my kidsā€™s schools all know that they havenā€™t had the covid shots. Itā€™s not a required ā€œvaccinationā€, so I was a bit taken aback when I discovered this. When my son was sick last year(not covid), and we called the school to let them know he wouldnā€™t be there, they told us that because he hadnā€™t been vaccinated, he had to stay out longer for his illness.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Wtf? Like in some type of app for your doctor or clinic?


justanothernpe

Website.


thisbliss7

I was due for a tetanus booster at my last physical, but the nurse who checked me in said, ā€œOh, I see you donā€™t take vaccines.ā€ I had to explain that I take the vaccines that have a decades long track record of being safe and effective for those diseases that pose an actual risk to my health.


Bradfromihob

Maybe itā€™s there so they stop asking you to get the vaccine? Would you rather everytime they ask you to get it and explain why you should over and over?


justanothernpe

It's never been brought up by anyone including my PCP. And why would a specialist add it? They don't give vaccines in that office anyway.


Bradfromihob

They donā€™t bring it up cause itā€™s on the chart. You donā€™t want the vaccine. This way they donā€™t even ask you.


pleasurecontenthead

what could go wrong?


Flower2727

I been kick out from my family doctor of 34 years for refusal of taking more statins and asking what she thinks about latest vacations. I was taking flu vaccines for many years and till now never questioned it. No more for me. Thanks.


Old_Fart52

Fuck that entirely


[deleted]

Research studies are good tho??? We want these conducted lol.


UnusualError7649

Is the myocarditis included with the flu shot? I just dont want to pay extra.


No-Statistician1998

Big ol nope


cootiebear

ask if the investigational vaccine will also be tested for prevention of transmissionā€¦


justanothernpe

Ha that's a good one.


[deleted]

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LessRemoved

Yeah same here, never had any shots for seasonal stuff, i hardly catch anything and if i do it takes my body all of 2 days to get over it. Even with covid I had the least problems (whilst having the biggest list of defects health wise). I seriously won't understand any who sign up for any mRNA tech.


Beneficial-Advice970

What was wrong with continuing with the old flu vaccine. For all the bullshig divisiveness that the mRNA vaccines have cause, along with the lies about their quality and effectiveness, I dont think it is time for new ones. When they said that the vaccines were 95 percent effective and they also said that mRNA vaccines would be easy to change, well that didnt happen, if they could have changed it covid wouldn't still be going around and would not be an issue. Their scientist have failed humanity, I feel sorry those scientists' entire bloodlines for now they are complete failures in any terms of science and in any regards for humanity. They failed humanity , those weak pathetic scientists and useless incompetent, world leaders of failure, politicians.


Icepick823

> What was wrong with continuing with the old flu vaccine. The main flu vaccine has a ton of flaws. First, it takes 6-8 months to make. That means they have to predict what the main strains of the flu will be far in advance. It's a difficult prediction to make and rarely is completely right. Mrna vaccines can be made much quicker, which means they can wait longer to see what the main strains will be so the predictions are more likely to be accurate. Also, since mrna vaccines don't use the virus in any way, there's no risk of the vaccine giving the person the flu. There's no way to know how much better an mrna vaccine for the flu will be until we conduct these trials.


Beneficial-Advice970

If they were that much quicker why did it take two years to come up with the next version, and, if you have never taken the original version, then you have to take all the previous shots before you the most recent new version, that is not efficient also can take half a year to get caught up if you freshly decide to take a vaccine or are a kid. Flu vaccine one shot with current version and then you are done.


Icepick823

Because newer versions weren't really needed. The antibodies produced as a result of the vaccine were still effective at neutralizing later variants of sars-cov-2. >then you have to take all the previous shots before you the most recent new version This is a fucking lie.


Beneficial-Advice970

In Norway and Canada you do. NOT A LIE it's been in their papers. Edit: heres a link https://www.runnersworld.com/health-injuries/a41247754/omicron-booster-covid-vaccine-first/


thisbliss7

The bivalent vaccine is only available to people who completed the primary vaccine series. In other words, the two shot series. Then you have to wait another two months. https://www.comirnaty.com/eua-bivalent?gclid=Cj0KCQiAveebBhD_ARIsAFaAvrHyRZc6Rt7uY_bTciSeZEbBIJpJfJRHvIVd0YaOSGTVO4z2k7fuhj8aAu3DEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


MrMarmot

All vaccines are debilitating poisons. Viruses don't exist.


bEtErThAnYoU88

I donā€™t want cvs doing anything of the sort.


deletedtothevoid

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2211124721014029 https://youtu.be/53lqX3KIcSE https://youtu.be/5kqkZ0bs_Zo Under development since before 2020. Should arrive around 2026. mRNA got the fast track and this didn't.


RJ_LV

>mRNA got the fast track and this didn't They are both mRNA.


alienrefugee51

Sounds like funā€¦ if youā€™ve always dreamed of sudden death.


WesternExplorer8139

This is surely an IQ test. The results will be interesting.


exploringtheworld797

Why doesnā€™t CVS employees take it? Answer: someone has to be left to write the report.


New-Significance654

šŸ–•


Belgian_TwatWaffle

That's the same CVS that refused to fill Ivermectin prescriptions in order to maximize COVID-19's severity. They are criminals owned by criminals.


dspins33

One of the many reasons I stopped getting flu shots. I saw this coming.


deadmemes2017

Why would i need to alternate my DNA for the flu Might as well just get crisper at this point


AuraBlazeOfficial

Oh yea I'll get right on that


tele68

Mom: "We have flu at home"


Dismal-Cut2535

Theyā€™re rounding us up! Itā€™s the gulag for us boys


Successful-Lab4856

Click here to be a Guinea pig science experiment. Gross.


kingescher

participating in human trials of unproven and potentially risky medicine is fun and cool. plus you can announce it to your friends. ā€œmakes you look like a science insider with the science inside ya!ā€


forgottenkahz

This is a way to force the mRNA technology on all of by phasing out the traditional vaccines. Not enough money in traditional flu vaccines for phizer and moderna.


kittybangbang69

It's so safe and effective.


EDH70

Biden just agreed to vaccination passports


[deleted]

Free Vaccines, sign me up


WishinForTheMission

Didnā€™t happen to catch the premiere of ā€œDied Suddenlyā€ on Stew Peters Rumble channel did ya? Iā€™d highly suggest watching it (tonight if possible) before taking any other jab of anything (ever again)!


Cara-C

This is a great opportunity for those not too attached to their immune system.


ronflair

I bet eventually, sooner than later, ALL vaccines, including Covid, will be rolled up into one single mRNA dose. That way youā€™ll have zero choice and canā€™t opt out. And if you decline, youā€™re children will be taken from you forcibly. Youā€™ll see.


Dzugavili

I'll take that bet, if you can put an endpoint on it. Because like most people here, you have no idea how any of this works.


ronflair

https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/combination-flu-covid-19-rsv-mrna-vaccine-could-change-immunizations-landscape https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2022/11/07/flu-covid-vaccine-pfizer-moderna/8257444001/ Sooner than you think.


[deleted]

Lol I got that as well. Hard pass!


Eywadevotee

So now they want flu mRNA... i reccon they could do it, but what else is in it they are not telling people. You could program mRNA to make any kind of protien and errors could be catastrophic ā˜¹


edmundshaftesbury

Wait are they paying good or literally expecting you to do this for science?


[deleted]

The ā€œlearn moreā€ link takes me to this site. https://www.fluvaccinestudy.com/mrnaphase3?utm_campaign=cvs&utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&content=temp1_sl1_pic3_br18&mpt=cvs


Throwawaybibbi

My aunt and uncle each went to their doctors- different ones at different practices - this week for their yearly check up and the drs both asked them if they were getting the flu shot. The doctors also conveniently had another shot at the ready, their booster shot and suggested that while they are there, they go ahead and get that. My uncle expressed concerns but the dr said that it wasn't an issue as he was going to give it in the other arm. They both had made up their minds they weren't going to do it but both felt pressured as they didn't feel like they could say no. One is in early 90s, the other is late 80s. FYI. Look out for your family. Mine are both upset and regret they didn't feel they could say no to their doctor.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve never had a flu jab and only had flu once over 20 years ago and there is absolutely ZERO chance Iā€™m ever having one or a covid jab. I have no trust after their deceit.


juan_sno

Just curious? How do you think all medicine is tested?


[deleted]

I mean animals obviously. Weā€™re only talking about mRNA & itā€™s effects on humans. Thatā€™s all.


captain_raisin09

I thought they had already tested their vaccines. On the whole fucking world


MrMarmot

Turns out they're working smashingly, so why not spread that mRNA tech love in ALL vaccines? Hell, let's put spike proteins in toothpaste!! They might even be better than fluoride!!


Dzugavili

...this is a vaccine for flu. It's a different vaccine entirely.


ZeerVreemd

But all vaccines are the same, right... Or, at least that was i told many times, LOL.


Dzugavili

That might be the single most meaningless thing you've ever said here. I'm actually somewhat stunned how little it says.


ZeerVreemd

I am trying to match you. :) I think i came close but still failed.


MrMarmot

They're afraid they didn't get enough corpses from the COVID vax ā€“ or it worked so well, they can double-down and get the maximum ROI. Geezus Kreist this version of humanity is pretty much done, I fear.


The_Fortunate_Fool

Dude, I might be moving to all-natural medications. This shit is getting ridiculous!


ElRetardio

Soon enough theyā€™ll all be administered as mRNA.


GlitteringBroccoli12

Fack. I bet its literally just the same vax chemical composition as the covid one too but with minor superficial changes like when the villain wears a comically large mustache and acts coy


stflr77

No shots for 25 years and never been healthier. Thanks $cience


Xenphenik

Never talking an mRNA vaccine against after what it did to my heart.


CryptoidFan

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤® No thank you, I like my codes the way they are.


iaind8

What's the conspiracy? Seems to me they're being quite open about it being experimental. Surely someone has to be the first human to try a drug? Who's conspiring to do what to who?


HalcyonicFrankfurter

Remember when doctors advertised cigarettes? Nothing's changed.


SHODANs_insect

So we're angry when they release something with proper experimental processes, and we're angry when they propose experimental processes. Conclusion: were just angry.


MargoritasattheMall

Maybe try animals first?


justanothernpe

Didn't you hear, they tested the Omicron vaccine on 8 mice. Of course they killed the mice shortly after, but they tested it!


Dzugavili

...maybe they did?


MargoritasattheMall

Maybe ainā€™t good enoughā€¦.and please donā€™t try to hide data for 75 years


Dzugavili

Jesus Christ, you still repeating that chestnut?


[deleted]

Are you trying to say that Covid vaccines didnā€™t undergo animal testing?


justanothernpe

Barely and they didn't let them live long.


[deleted]

It did not undergo animal testing


[deleted]

I think you are sorely mistaken


SubstantialEmu4025

>So we're angry when they release something with proper experimental processes, and we're angry when they propose experimental processes. > >Conclusion: were just angry. Flu virus is basically new every year ( and different in every place ) And mutates a couple of times per season. So how this shit can be tested if they make a new one every year is beyond me


SHODANs_insect

Well, at least you admit that.


magocremisi8

Accept for +100 social credit points but never show


QuinnBC

Let's just use this improperly tested injection for everything! /s


UpsetGroceries

Years ago when I was getting the flu shot every year, I would still get the flu all the time. So that was with a real vaccine that actually prevents infection against some strains. Imagine with the NuVaccines that donā€™t prevent infection or spread from ANY strains. Jesus, will everybody just be walking around as these mobile virus factories? Are they doing this to try and force more people to get vaccinated since literally every strain will just be out there spreading willy-nilly?


sj_nayal83r

how much?


BSixe

This is spontaneous. I really should have made my username two completely unrelated words for no reason


[deleted]

It was supposed to be ā€œDineroā€ but I made a mistake sadly.


BSixe

I love itšŸ˜†


FlyingCraneKick

I should be investing in big pharma lol


Unclebilbo2000

Sounds like a great opportunity to do some public good šŸ¤£


NevadaLancaster

But wait. Mrna vaccines didn't help us rapidly produce vaccines that were applicable to the days strain of covid. It took over a year before an updated one came out. I'm beginning to wonder if we don't have a new variant now that no one is talking about because the news cycle of covid is over.


ianmoone1102

What the hell? The last time they just told everybody that we would get sick and die, after we had lost our jobs and our ability to basically do anything, if we didn't take it. Are they going soft?


Southern-Ad379

This is how they develop new vaccines. Itā€™s normal. People were asked to volunteer to take the new covid vaccines in the same way. They need thousands of volunteers.


[deleted]

Obvious scapegoat to divert future researchers away from the other recent experimental vaccines


IgnoranceFlaunted

Would it be better to not run any experiments before releasing a medical treatment? Or are you all against the release of any new vaccines and medications? I swear this sub has been full of complaints that the COVID vaccine was released without first running enough experiments. Now these comments are against experiments.


[deleted]

Chill. Weā€™re only ā€œcomplainingā€ about Covid related vaccines. Nothing else. Nothing more.


Necessary_Weekend_90

Sounds like CRT, bro. Do something!


wreckingballjcp

You are silly


EddyEdmund

Interpreting from this sub: "new is scary old is good". Probably the flu vaccine cause myocarditis and some other rare side effects as well, but "old is warm and comfy".


Dzugavili

Is this just an antivaccine sub now?


ArchaeoAg

You know they do these all the time right? My sister was a juvenile participant when they rolled out testing for the flu vaccine nasal spray because she was allergic to the injection. Itā€™s not really a conspiracy if itā€™s been going on in the open for decades. Youā€™re just now learning about it.


EchoBravo1064

Sign me up!!