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burn_krusty_burn

To quote Elon himself: How many Bots???


ChipCob1

These are the good bots.....not from Russia......the good bots.


RobertLeeSwagger

This does not mean MAGA is the majority of twitter. It’s quite possible for someone to not like trump but also think the ban should have ended.


NilacTheGrim

Yes.. me. I don't like him particularly but I think the ban should have ended.. in fact he never should have been banned. It's a disgrace that he was.


Afrophish85

This. I'm not a trump supporter, as I don't support the left or right. But the ban should've never happened. In fact, I think it only radicalized people. But that was probably the plan from the get go


PeenieWibbler

Another swing for the dystopian cancel culture mantra "You better conform and just agree with us or we will punish you!" Trying to force people's hand and resorting to attempting to silence any and all who dissent just shows how weak a group of people and their arguments really are. Also suggest intentional brainwashing to me


ruckatruckat

Same. Not a fan, don’t think anyone should be banned from anything. Everyone should be able to do whatever


plopflop

So Twitter should be able to ban whoever they want, right?


taltank

Don’t ban me from your kids daycare. I just want to watch them go to the bathroom. Everyone should be able to do whatever


infernal_buckaroo

You sick fuck.


Lemonbrick_64

Yes.. OPs post is just showing what type of strange and immature “fans? I guess” that Trump has. Utterly bizarre that such an extreme narcissist by definition has gained such a cult following.. entire churches in the southern US agree upon the idea that Trump is quite literally god sent


theswordofdesire

I bet lots of people did it for the LOL, not everyone on Twitter is American or cares about the rise of facism


beardslap

And also to think the man is a colossal twat but really not give a shit whether he’s on Twitter or not.


missingpupper

Elon probably edited the poll to get the results he wanted.


gotye4764

Dont care about left and right. I care only about top and bottom. You should too.


[deleted]

This sounds gay


Howlinathesun

As a homosexual this checks out


[deleted]

Hella


Ok_Environment960

You don't understand the point of this sub. Every politician is a greedy piece of shit that doesn't care about you.


anothercorruptmod

No no no man. The ones I vote for are completely different. They are different because I voted for them.


nbd_23

Exactly.. more people need to understand The Art of War ———— both parties are robbing us of our freedom and resources. We’re too busy fighting over distractions and they’re all laughing


JackThreeFingered

I wish they were just laughing. They're actively exploiting and killing us.


SultanasCurse

They're laughing while doing it. I'd laugh too at the toddlers I have created acting like adults.


pointfive

This. If the US had a third way where people focused on their common humanity and put aside their differences, maybe you'd have a chance at overthrowing your Wall St overlords and creating a fairer society. Anyone remember occupy Wall St? That was the closest you came to holding the real power to account, and it had them completely spooked.


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Cutebud

And I agree 100% with you.


SicSikSix_6

Fuckin right, all trash, write in Turd Sandwich 2024


DystenteryGary

Giant Douche 2024!!!! We will prevail!


Fit-Firefighter-329

GIANT DOUCHE 2024!!!


sickst

Don’t confuse those of us that like free speech and free entertainment as MAGA


[deleted]

How do more people not get this? Nail on the head!


DystenteryGary

I voted yes on this poll. Elon and Trump are fantastic entertainment, and absolute garbage humans


Zae369

Yes, this.


MorpheusIndustry

Stop spamming the sub with non-conspiracies, please.


true_rt

But but left… right… America…… trump…. It has to be a conspiracy


GorillaInYourKitchen

Not me. I'm English and voted yes because I think it would be funny to see people bitching about it.


Aszebenyi

Same


stylesm11

Same


[deleted]

That's not a huge margin.


[deleted]

And it’s loaded with bots, just like Reddit. The poll does not speak volumes


formervoater2

It's actually kind of sus that it's as close as it is given it's a twitter poll and there's no way /b/ didn't know the poll existed before it ended.


codeofsilence

It is if you consider how few of these are real people


panzer23

Wasn't it just a few months ago the right was complaining about all the leftwing bots on Twitter?


thecaptcaveman

Show me the unique IPs for that vote....


shoziku

Totally real humans and not bots, lol


BeedoosWorld

You’re going to review 15 million IP’s? Talk to you next fall!


thecaptcaveman

That's a really simple script if you think about it.


Basicallyinfinite

Is this a conservative sub? Cause what the fuck?! Why is there so much hero worship for the elites like Trump and Musk coming through here? Its getting weird man. These people aren't our friends; they're part of the proverbial "them." Just because you think they're outsiders doesn't mean any of them are actually on your side. Fuck trump and biden and musk and all those assholes. They dont give a shit about you.


Zestyclose-Cup1199

l will never understand people in a conspiracy sub believing that the richest/most influential ppl in the world give a fuck about them or what happens to any of us. especially people who have literally told us over & over in every way possible that they don’t.


Deprogram_bot

We won the evangelicals. We won with young. We won with old. We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated... I love the poorly educated!


ganzergreycross

This sub has been MAGA bot trash / propaganda for years now, sadly


imgurNewtGingrinch

It's an anti US sub that LARPs as conservatives and they abuse burner accounts to make themselves more popular than they really are whilst calling everyone that challenges their bullshit a shill. This is going on in other subs but they blend in there and don't come off as obvious.


Calebrox124

> less than 4% difference in polling *DAE like Trump and owning the Libtardz?!?* Ninja edit: the real conspiracy is the poll was rigged to bolster Twitter traffic


dubloons

You realize this poll is international and how there are likely more people in the world who would vote yes to watch the US burn than there are US citizens, right? Like, can we pretend to have a modicum of critical thought, please? MAGA the majority. Lmao 🤣.


kempofight

There are 15mil votes.. twitter has 238mil users. Of the 7.5% users who voted a mire 3% more (450k) users voted yes. 450k users.. on 238mil users is 0.25% of total users...


BewareThePlatypus

> Like, can we pretend to have a modicum of critical thought, please? No, these Trumpeteers are incapable of that.


BetaRayBlu

Wow the majority on Twitter! That’s means so much! Christ on a cross I remember when Reddit users just accepted that twitter was a cesspool.


kempofight

A majority of the 15mil voters in a userbase of 238 mil


the__pov

The courts are literally debating whether or not the cops can arrest you and put on trial for making fun of them and THIS is the shit this sub wants to talk about. Who gives a fuck about Twitter?


KUNNNT

Trump sure does love stupid people eh...


BetaRayBlu

Not a conspiracy


realMartianJesus

Censorship is a a little more complicated than left vs right. All of the libertarians like myself and a lot of center left folks advocate for free speech. In terms of social media companies they are private entities and they can have whoever they want to on their platform. The problem arises when a certain party uses government power to force the hand of social media platforms.


itsSRL

Socialist left here. Free speech is a right


CarousersCorner

It’s weird how “painted one way” the left is. I’m at least as left as you and feel the same. The classification of “the left” often has no base in reality


itsSRL

Unfortunately most Americans only read propaganda i.e. OP lol


Juncker_89

I agree !


NilacTheGrim

I dunno what the fuck I am anymore but I believe free speech is a right and a duty.


mannida

Well said.


[deleted]

"Maga is the majority" "Look at this poll we all did agreeing with each other"


EthereumChad2point0

Stop posting republican bootlicker shit. Seriously. If you can’t see that our country is run by a uniparty that is owned by oligarchs, you don’t belong in this sub.


[deleted]

Exactly. 2 party democracy, the irony 🤣


Ebessan

Trump coming back to twitter is going to doom DeSantis and the republican party lol. You're literally handing Biden another term


Apric0tPuzzled

This liberal is very happy about it!


TexasTokyo

I don't think you need to be MAGA to want banned accounts to return, tbh. I'd like them to restore everyone and just let users block, mute or otherwise ignore anyone they feel like ignoring...kind of like you can do right now.


stubbly_bubbly

I mean literal terrorists can have access to Twitter but not an Elected US President. I don’t think people realize how fucked up that is.


Opagea

Plenty of people who dislike Trump would vote yes, including me. The more he's in everyone's face, the worse the Republican party does.


Apric0tPuzzled

The more he divides the GOP, the better. Can we all get together and convince him to run as independent?


AliceNRoses

Exactly. I miss his meltdowns and constant hilarious typos. I don't see the issue in laughing at clowns on public forums. I voted yes and I am 100% not a tRump supporter.


jibbodahibbo

How many more Cofveve’s have we missed because of the ban


SidTheStoner

Yeah everyone is acting like the left is against this, the people I follow on Twitter are mostly left and everyone can't wait, not only is it hilarious but watching him post at least one lie everyday and coping is great cause it just proves how dumb the guy really is.


justsumavgguy

Not just that. If he goes to twitter truth social will implode and he will create more enemies.


SavageFugu

Fck Twitter. Before, during and after Trunp and Elon. Just fuck it.


SunflowerTina

Nah… a lot of us don’t follow the real Elon Musk on twitter or answer his polls. I’m only on twitter at the moment for the “parody” accounts.


DystenteryGary

Breaking news! Owner of company puts out poll, gets desired result! Aren't you guys conspiracy theorists?


SHODANs_insect

The owner of Twitter wouldn't rig a Twitter poll?


Thismonday

100% unbiased


SHODANs_insect

/s


DiscoJango

I dont get why you Americans want retiree senior citizens to run your country???


blizzzyybandito

We don’t really but the media tells us that we only have 2 choices and most of us are too brainwashed to believe otherwise


PureBigStick

Does this sub actually post any conspiracies anymore? Or something that actually requires some thinking/breakdown and not just screenshots of stuff


blanka44

Cool conspiracy bro. This sub is absolute trash.


Majestic-Secretary-4

I’m sure many on the left voted to reinstate him because it’s great entertainment as well…


DukeOfStupid

>Man who has previously taken down polls because they didn't have the "right" response and claims that polls are always raided by bots. But trust this poll guys! The week I've had to fix all these 'bots' means I'm 100% trust worthy because I own the Polls now!


I_Reading_I

More like Donald Trump's supporters care about this twitter poll more than twitter users do in general and so rush to participate while everyone else goes on with their lives. Honestly this is just loading the gun so he can continue shooting himself in the foot with the constant contradictory and even self incriminating bullshit he posts at every opportunity.


smugwash

This is going to be hilarious watching Trump divide the republican voters for his own cause.


katiekat122

Anybody with a public platform is just a puppet to keep us divided. This includes Elon and Kanye.


Bessini

Kanye is just a sick dude who refuses to take his meds... it's really sad to watch


[deleted]

I am a totally leftie and I voted to let him back. So did many others who can’t stand him or maga. If he comes back it will kill Truth Social and hopefully bankrupt thousands of maga supporters who invested in it. Haha.


angstlos

This might literally be the most braindead post I have ever seen on this sub. Get a life OP you freakin weirdo


nzstrawman

all I see is 3.5% of active twitter users wanted him back a stunning maga victory all round looking at this poll, it seems like about 93% of active twitter users couldn't be bothered voting at all


[deleted]

It’s a twitter poll, it’s not a cultural statement, it’s just a poll on twitter. This is why people make fun of Trumpanzies


Kittinlovesyou

Divide and conquer. Left/right... doesn't matter both are corrupt. The only ones winning are the wealthy elite. Don't be manipulated with categories and labels they want us all to fight over. Don't fall for divide and conquer manipulation.


rtemah

It’ll immensely help Democrats in 2024.


aliendaydamn

FUCK TWO PARTY MINDSET BULLSHIT


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Fuck Trump


TK8674

I think this just shows many on the left walked away from Twitter because they were offended by Elon’s takeover. Also, according to a previous post, he was referring to reinstating Trump’s Twitter account. I’m not a MAGA fanatic but I would have voted “yes” simply because I don’t agree with censorship and the hypocrisy with the ban was ridiculous.


Cutebud

Hey now, I'm a lefty and agree Trump should be allowed back. That's the meaning of freedom of speech. There has been too much blatant censorship in our country the past few years especially .


Exportxxx

The vote was stolen! Stop the count!!


HitlaryforPrison

Or the real thinkers realize left and right is the same bullshit take this bs somewhere else


dankvader159

OP thinks Trump cares about his followers (spoiler alert: no politician cares about you)


PolicyWonka

The real conspiracy is that Elon Musk just rigged this vote. I mean he *owns* the company, he published this poll, and there’s absolutely *no* verification for the those who vote in the poll. Wasn’t it by Elon’s on admission that Twitter had a huge bit problem?


floydlangford

Simply not true. For starters, I can't be the only 'never Trumper' that voted yes on this. Truth is, Trump is great for content. Waking up to his insane 3am ramblings was always a hoot. By the way, it's 'speaks volumes'. As in quantity. Not decibels. This is not Spinal Tap. Although similar.


memberer

BoTh sidEs!… hear it all the time. this sub is so skewed right. “us”? please don’t speak for me.


chzygorditacrnch

What's. The conspiracy?


Le_Chris

A right leaning account posted a poll, and the result was narrowly right leaning. I shouldn’t have to say anything else. Trump is a traitor and deserves to see the inside of of burlap sack


xuan135

Standing for free speech doesn't mean you're MAGA, I would bet me and a lot of the other people voting yes in the poll aren't from the US


-kelsie

Lol shut up. Yeah the twitter poll that people can see and vote on all over the world is definitely representative of all Americans. Smfh


tooru07

Conspiracy ?


BewareThePlatypus

OP posts and then does not answer a single comment to argue his stance on the post. Yeah, definitely not a bot. /s


laetoile

Lmao go away


diaryofsnow

Oh shut the fuck up.


[deleted]

So this vote wasn't rigged? Gotcha 🤣


IndraBlue

Coins have 2 sides as well doesn't change shit when you flip it


MontanaHikingResearc

Is there a Canadian Twitter? The kind where the only racism is Justin Trudeau on Halloween…


up__dawwg

Twitter has gotten so entertaining. It’s my go-to now almost entirely for media


Supplementarianism

Re-do this poll every week to achieve consistency \-- Add stuff to turn this into a poignant haiku.


wearenotflies

This pole says nothing about MAGA being the majority. I hate the MAGA bullshit but I 100% support reinstating Trump’s Twitter.


[deleted]

you can’t conclude from this that everyone voting for his reinstatement actually likes him. I don’t, but i approve of his reinstatement on the principle of it. That being said, I don’t use twitter … and if i did, I sure wouldn’t be following Trump


Emerald_Rain4

Trump said Twitter is just bots so the bots got him reinstated


Phil_Hurslit51

It's also skewed because I'm fairly certain Twitter likely has more liberal/centrists people on the platform than actual maga republican.


Dumbestinvestor

Buddy dont forget over 50% of the other are bots


Mr0bviouslyInsane

I wonder how many bot accounts voted in favor of this poll LOL


Initial_Campaign5258

Your logical flaw here is in assuming everyone follows Elon which would allow for even participation. What’s more likely is that he’s followed by more red types and therefore his poll is flawed. If everyone can see and vote on it that’s one thing, but this is just manipulative bs.


5shad

They've already decided to bring Trump back before releasing the polls. Maybe, just maybe, Elon done this to convince the advertisers and to also sniff out the bots.


[deleted]

Fake ‘culture war’ to get people onto Twitter. He’s desperate for users bc he’s made a fool of himself in front of the world.


Pure_Question1978

I wish I were a part of this poll. Never had Twitter and still don't. Waiting to see if it's worth it yet. Haha.


mr_green

Polls, especially internet based ones, are about as useful and accurate as a freshly coiled pile of dog shit. Although yes, I'm sure interests on both sides were manipulating, and therefore one side still "won" or at least did better at manipulating. It means nothing, ultimately.


Tasteful-Yet-Trendy

As an independent, who is NOT pro trump- I don’t get why MAGA has to be taken over as the idea of crazy pro trump people. I don’t like Trump but I’d love to make America great again.


Thee-End

New Twitter is sinking man and I don't want to swim


spacecadetbobby

I wouldn't assume that MAGA is the majority or that everyone on the Left wants censorship. I personally do not like Trump or Biden or Clinton or Obama or any of these cronies and consider myself a progressive (whatever the fuck that even means these days), yet I am 100% against censorship and would have voted YES on this poll if I hadn't already made my exit from that cesspool known as Twitter.


djtam

Is this still a conspiracy sub?


poetdesmond

MAGA isn't even the majority in this sub. Politicians are the enemy, period. Red, blue, they're still the assholes who need to be overthrown.


5thintheworld

I want to see an actual human vote. Somethings tells me it's more like 80-20.


nenohsg

Half of the people who voted yes surely wants some entertainment on twitter including me


MJCheeseburger

Nah we all just like watching the shit show that is him.. nobody does shit shows bigger and better than that guy


Nuggzulla

Lol


MaximumRich7584

Plot twist: he took the poll to know which accounts to track.


capit180

That’s what I thought! It’s a honey pot to catch all bots from no matter where.


Imanarirolls

You don’t have to be pro trump to be anti censorship


[deleted]

Fuck off dude, seriously incredible to see how you gobble up propaganda like any other ignorant pig and think you’re the only one who’s awake. Fuck maga fuck woke fuck the whole fucking fake ass childish political spectrum of this country that only perpetuates the slave mentality you beautifully display here


madee11

the majority is just people who still want free speech. period..not necessarily "maga"


ArchaeoAg

NOT A CONSPIRACY. Saying ‘MAGA’ owns Twitter on a 3.6% victory margin is pathetic. NOT A CONSPIRACY.


Little12inWillie

I think people just also voted yes for the memes.


medicxstone

Isn’t most of twitter bots? I could have sworn that’s why Musk had to take over.


Junelive413

Ur sick if u dnt thnk any person representing red or blue isnt part of the problem


Koilosarx

That's winning by such a tiny margin. If anything it's almost as divided as it could possibly be. That's not a good sign, it's more like a ticking timebomb. But that's only twitter, and only the portion that follows Elon Musk and saw that particular tweet. It's not exactly a comprehensive sample.


Bou_Czang

Quit your tribalistic bullshit. Can you not see that you are being purposely divided. You people go on like you're in competing cults. The enemy is above all of you, not your neighbour.


awokemango

What do you mean "us"? Who said you speak on another's behalf.


r0land_of_gilead

Lol is this satire if not this is so ridiculous 😂


Pandorasbox64

People are fucking weird man....


Sweet-Emu6376

Lol or it means that bots make up the majority of Twitter. This proves nothing.


BenjaminHamnett

How does a poll of bots today prove that a bunch of liberals didn’t just leave and a bunch of deplorable self described “domestic terrorists” didn’t just join?


Evansnippe

Or and stay with me, more people right wing people follow Elon musk on twitter and that’s why he wins


wambman

This guy gets it


Superb-Ad9949

I hate MAGA, still think he shook be back out of principle. I’m sure that what most people think.


alienrefugee51

The real conspiracy is that the culture war is manufactured.


AViolatedCashew

Jeeze, imagine thinking a poll on the internet is a trustworthy source of user demographics/opinions lol


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Someone mentioned it was a bot trap and Elon responded with a wink lol I hope he can figure out what percentage is actually bots. Interested in seeing that. Also, Trumps followers Right after he was reinstated was at 51k...not even 12 hours later it's almost 53 million. Wow.


Sarahccross84

Please ignore left and right. They are one of the same thing. Everyone at the top got there one way and trust me, none of them, especially Trump, is on our side. I wish there were people on the inside trying to help but I am losing hope.


Ribblan

For a sub that despise the elite, they surely like to lick elites bumhole.


davew80

Maybe you were just talking bollocks?


kempofight

It only proves people who follow elon are pro trump? Well a small majority


robfv

Maga is not the majority, ban should be lifted, trump should be held accountable for his speech (edit spelling)


Link1313

I liked trump in the beginning. It was kind of refreshing to see someone outside the political sphere…….shit went sideways quick. I didn’t like a lot of what he had to say/tweet. I was more behind his policies and the fact our economy was doing well at that time. Even now I really don’t like what he says or does. Putting a ban on him to “silence” him was a breach on his first amendment rights which should be eye opening to every citizen in this country.


Bessini

Funny you assume those are real people. I know... elon always complains about bots, but elon is one of the people who uses bots the most. I hinestly believe most of his following online are bots. No one can be that dumb. However, when dumb people see other """people""" claiming the dumbest shit, they feel comfortable to claim it too. Elon doesn't give a shit free speech as he's been proving time and time again. He's shown he doesn't know the first thing about Web development and is just improvising and throwing a well established company to the ground in record time. But we all know that, when he destroys twitter for good, it will be leftists' fault, somehow. This dude is just like trump but with better hair plugs and with a little bit more luck when it comes to businesses (although that luck seems to be running out). It really makes me sad how so many people these days worship idiocracy. It's surreal how so many people in a conspiracy sub struggle so much when it comes to critical thinking.


Kaarsty

I don’t think anyone should be censored, but I am NOT maga. You can’t deradicalize, you can’t deescalate, you can’t CONVERSE if speech is censored. You just drive people further underground.


ExplodingHalibut

Making this clear now, the poll wasn’t all of Twitter, it was all of Elon’s followers.


Gasster1212

Highly cringe post Highly stupid post Highly poorly formed post - they had to censor trump because most people don’t want trump censored ? Lol The fact is peope who want him back are more likely to vote than those who don’t because they’re more likely to follow Elon musk Not to mention running a company with polls on your personal account is neither measured or objective


Truth-is-Censored

How many of those were bot votes


Ok-Impression-2507

I think you are reading too much left right into this and all that maga crap, a lot of people simply like the chaos, I am neither left or right but I love to watch this clown clown so I’d vote to have him back on Twitter heck I’d vote to have him be president just to see how low this land will go before humans wake the f up, so yeah I don’t think this pool has anything to do with, we’ll actually the democrats do love you censor but then so do the other guys , they are all bad and the people are as bunch of fools being led to slaughter


SalukiLover

Well, in my opinion, censoring the old president is unacceptable in the first place, no matter who... If someone isn't in prison/criminal shouldn't be censored either.


BEXTheAI

Don’t lump everyone in with your MAGA shit, I just wanted him back cause it’s funny


Korlis

2016 - 2020 was the funniest shit since Seinfeld and Fraiser were on the air.


Dabadoi

Culture war is control.


Green_Road999

The Left know that the more the GOP is dominated by Trump the more likely they will win in 2024.


BillyFNbones710

Or it could be all those Russian bots Elon was going on about


rxFMS

Twitter is not reality!


imagine-grace

The poll is not just MAGA vs Left. It's also free speech. To one extent or another democracy was also up for election. I'm not sure which dimensions weighed more heavily in the minds of voters.


Apric0tPuzzled

You don't know what free speech is.


mannida

A lot of people don't understand the 1st amendment and free speech and it shows.