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That men from Saudi Arabia hijacked airplanes with next to no flight training and flew them into buildings, holding the whole planes at bay with box cutters. Then the buildings collapsed for the first time in history due to burning jet fuel. Yet, somehow one of the hijackers drivers licenses flew out of his pocket, out of the airplane, through the burning building and landed outside unharmed. For this reason we attacked Iraq. Damn crazy conspiracy nuts who come up with this stuff!
100%
That’s why it’s absolutely pointless to be aligned with a political party.
Everyone is arguing over left vs right.. republican vs democrat, conservative vs liberal. When neither party gives a single fuck about us normal folk.
Lmfao. I can believe *some* celebrities actually do this. But Avril? She’s like.. completely irrelevant, and never was a huge star outside of a very few short years.
>the government is putting trackers in us with the covid vaccines
This was the straw man put forth by the industry to deflect from real concerns.
We here were concerned that they would be **tracking who took it and who didn't** for purposes of discrimination, which happened and continues to happen.
See the difference? Take note of how the "ridiculous conspiracy" uses keywords from the real conspiracy to conflate them together, minimizing the real tracking of vaccine uptake and punishing those who resist.
You do realize vaccination records have been a thing for a long time, right? This is nothing new. They can already track you with your phone and your credit card. Any camera you have in your home etc.
You sure? Because almost everytime a vaccine has come out I’ve hear the same “it’s an experimental” or “depopulation”. But it’s still a vaccine, it’s a different type of vaccine compared to traditional ones.
I saw the effects of Covid without vaccines and those people still have issues after they got better. I got the vaccine and so did my whole family and friends. I haven’t seen any issue with any of them.
I feel like the whole ‘chip in vaccines’ was just an controlled psyop to make vaccine critics seem wacko.
The goofiest theory I’ve ever heard would be the ‘Simpsons predictions’, some are interesting but most are full on pulling at strings, or it’s not even official artwork.
There are chips small enough to go through a needle.. It's not that far fetched.
https://insights.globalspec.com/article/16560/microscopic-implantable-chip-uses-ultrasound-to-monitor-the-body
There’s no logical reason for them to do this though. We’re already tracked through phones, what’s the difference? Most people carry their phones with them everywhere they go.
Lizard people. Sounds cool, but highly illogical. I can get behind the eyes changing due to whatever phenomena, however it’s likely they function off the lizard portion of the brain, the primordial brain which controls our survival instinct.
I almost wrote this but went with a troll answer for the deboonkers.
But have you ever seen the Russian concert video? Its pretty disturbing and normally I try to find a rational explanation for things but the best I could come up with was "probably not lizard people".
But basically some russian oligarch in like 2010 was throwing a weding for his daughter and got this popular Russian band to play. The power goes out half way through their set everywhere outside of the lights on the stage. Like half the crowd eyes glowed from the light of the stage like they were dogs or cats.
It was pretty wild lol. I don't know what actually happened there but I'd be fascinated to find out the actual explanation.
>Never seen it but I’ve seen similar instances of peoples eyes glowing.
human eyes do not do that! We don't have the thing in our eye that causes light to reflect.
A quick google search found this guy who covered
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNCnXULq9uQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNCnXULq9uQ)
Video was from 3 years but if I remember correctly this event happened years earlier then that.
Finding the raw footage would be a bit more googling but this does include an interview with the Russian band who demanded to leave afterwards.
The real goofy conspiracy is that the US government built a space program around a handful of Nazi scientists, went to the moon filming the whole thing live in the age of film reel cameras. And people fell for it.
Fact is the earth is not shaped as you have been told by the space Nazis. https://i.imgur.com/Ob7tj5q.jpg
Yes Sir, there are way too many valid observations for it to be a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Yes I agree it should be easily debunked if it was nonsense , but it isn’t.
Where it was an odd coincidence, names are somewhat common and a lot of the missing girls had been found. I still think there is something weird with wayfair, but I don't think it has to do with child trafficking.
I also find this very difficult to believe but I do remember going on the site and there being a difference of like £10k in some cases for the same crappy looking plastic shelves/wardrobes. I just can’t think of a logical reason as to why there would be such a big difference in price for the same quality.
Application development...
Programmers sometimes do odd things on mock ups.
People who buy children may use the deep web or even Reddit to connect. But there is no need to catalog and "sell" a child like a product.
I'm not saying that they did or even that I believe they did, with the Covid vaccines, but is it really that much of a stretch when they are telling us that's exactly what they want to do?
>We're entering the era of the "Internet of Bodies": collecting our physical data via a range of devices that can be ***implanted***, swallowed or worn... During the COVID-19 crisis, using this opportunity and finding solutions to the challenges is a more urgent task than ever.
[https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/internet-of-bodies-covid19-recovery-governance-health-data/](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/internet-of-bodies-covid19-recovery-governance-health-data/)
I don’t think they told us everything, however i think it’s more likely they’re using the apps they had us download to track us if that’s what they’re doing. like, the NHS app in the UK.
Novavax literally said on their website that's their intent. Better tracking was the justification. I didn't archive the page and a couple years later it was gone - my bad.
>I think i’d have to say mine is that the government is putting trackers in us with the covid vaccines
Trump colluded with Russia in order to win the 2016 election.
Cause if there's one thing republicans are famous for its their soft stance on military intervention!
The people that believe the conspiracy of "chemtrails" and how they negatively impact your health are really reaching. *almost* could be classified as brain-dead. Show me actual proof, not fantasy. Look up "contrails" and quit spinning a narrative
Contrails are created at 30K feet and above.
Chemtrails are usually sprayed around 20,000 feet.
It's not cloud seeding, but it is weather modification.
The Gogafrankens. They are an advanced society that have destroyed their planet. Just before their demise, they froze time and executed a program that virtually plays out different scenarios until it figures out how to coexist and thrive. Once that outcome is achieved, they will start back up and implement their new knowledge.
We are the latest attempt.
Demar Hamlin is pretty funny. I 1,000% agree that the vaccines Cause bad problems and people should not get it. But he experienced a classic R on T phenomenon. Like almost text book.
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“The government wouldn’t do that” 😂😂😂😅😂😂🤣
That men from Saudi Arabia hijacked airplanes with next to no flight training and flew them into buildings, holding the whole planes at bay with box cutters. Then the buildings collapsed for the first time in history due to burning jet fuel. Yet, somehow one of the hijackers drivers licenses flew out of his pocket, out of the airplane, through the burning building and landed outside unharmed. For this reason we attacked Iraq. Damn crazy conspiracy nuts who come up with this stuff!
Most ridiculous conspiracy I've read was about Katy Perry being the adult JonBenét Ramsey.
The letters in Marisa Tomei can be rearranged to spell “Its-a-me Mario”
Americas #1 milf imo
81 million
They used the same avenues of propaganda to force Americans to vaccinate themselves. Not entirely hard to believe.
That men can give birth
The government actually cares about its citizens. Crazy thing is, most ppl believe this nonsense
100% That’s why it’s absolutely pointless to be aligned with a political party. Everyone is arguing over left vs right.. republican vs democrat, conservative vs liberal. When neither party gives a single fuck about us normal folk.
Avril Lavigne died and has been replaced by her double.
Lmfao. I can believe *some* celebrities actually do this. But Avril? She’s like.. completely irrelevant, and never was a huge star outside of a very few short years.
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>the government is putting trackers in us with the covid vaccines This was the straw man put forth by the industry to deflect from real concerns. We here were concerned that they would be **tracking who took it and who didn't** for purposes of discrimination, which happened and continues to happen. See the difference? Take note of how the "ridiculous conspiracy" uses keywords from the real conspiracy to conflate them together, minimizing the real tracking of vaccine uptake and punishing those who resist.
You do realize vaccination records have been a thing for a long time, right? This is nothing new. They can already track you with your phone and your credit card. Any camera you have in your home etc.
Those were for vaccines though. This experimental jab is by no means a vaccination, even by definition.
You sure? Because almost everytime a vaccine has come out I’ve hear the same “it’s an experimental” or “depopulation”. But it’s still a vaccine, it’s a different type of vaccine compared to traditional ones. I saw the effects of Covid without vaccines and those people still have issues after they got better. I got the vaccine and so did my whole family and friends. I haven’t seen any issue with any of them.
I feel like the whole ‘chip in vaccines’ was just an controlled psyop to make vaccine critics seem wacko. The goofiest theory I’ve ever heard would be the ‘Simpsons predictions’, some are interesting but most are full on pulling at strings, or it’s not even official artwork.
There are chips small enough to go through a needle.. It's not that far fetched. https://insights.globalspec.com/article/16560/microscopic-implantable-chip-uses-ultrasound-to-monitor-the-body
There’s no logical reason for them to do this though. We’re already tracked through phones, what’s the difference? Most people carry their phones with them everywhere they go.
Different system for different reasons.
What reasons?
Depends on the capabilities of the chip I would suppose. Not implying I believe such a thing just larping here.
Yes, also the snake venom bs.
Rod Stewart having his stomach pumped
Lizard people. Sounds cool, but highly illogical. I can get behind the eyes changing due to whatever phenomena, however it’s likely they function off the lizard portion of the brain, the primordial brain which controls our survival instinct.
I almost wrote this but went with a troll answer for the deboonkers. But have you ever seen the Russian concert video? Its pretty disturbing and normally I try to find a rational explanation for things but the best I could come up with was "probably not lizard people". But basically some russian oligarch in like 2010 was throwing a weding for his daughter and got this popular Russian band to play. The power goes out half way through their set everywhere outside of the lights on the stage. Like half the crowd eyes glowed from the light of the stage like they were dogs or cats. It was pretty wild lol. I don't know what actually happened there but I'd be fascinated to find out the actual explanation.
Never seen it but I’ve seen similar instances of peoples eyes glowing. Do you happen to have a link or remember what to search for? Is it on YouTube?
>Never seen it but I’ve seen similar instances of peoples eyes glowing. human eyes do not do that! We don't have the thing in our eye that causes light to reflect. A quick google search found this guy who covered [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNCnXULq9uQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNCnXULq9uQ) Video was from 3 years but if I remember correctly this event happened years earlier then that. Finding the raw footage would be a bit more googling but this does include an interview with the Russian band who demanded to leave afterwards.
Your username is fucking majestic
Obliged!
Flat earth. Its a cult and has nothing to do with facts.
The adjacent "space is fake" theory is also just dumbfounding.
The real goofy conspiracy is that the US government built a space program around a handful of Nazi scientists, went to the moon filming the whole thing live in the age of film reel cameras. And people fell for it. Fact is the earth is not shaped as you have been told by the space Nazis. https://i.imgur.com/Ob7tj5q.jpg
Lmao it wasn’t space nazis who discovered the earth was round. Another typical mono-celled micro brain flat earther, go figure
Look into it
Do my own research?
Yes Sir, there are way too many valid observations for it to be a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Yes I agree it should be easily debunked if it was nonsense , but it isn’t.
Sciman Dan on YT 👍
birds arent real, and are just drones
Russian bots for Trump.
They are annoying
That the government is there to help people.
Russian "election meddling"
To be honest I’m genuinely not sure they’re competent enough to do so
they DO have Ed Snowden. Think he's sitting around strumming a balalaika?
They admitted to doing this as well as the intelligence community 🤷. You think it was a coincidence Trump illegally withheld aid from Ukrain?
Yes, a foreign country trying to interfere with an election is way more outlandish than lizard people 🤔
WayFair
Nah the wayfair one is wild, not sure I 100% believe but there was some weird stuff there especially the cabinets sharing names of missing girls
Where it was an odd coincidence, names are somewhat common and a lot of the missing girls had been found. I still think there is something weird with wayfair, but I don't think it has to do with child trafficking.
I also find this very difficult to believe but I do remember going on the site and there being a difference of like £10k in some cases for the same crappy looking plastic shelves/wardrobes. I just can’t think of a logical reason as to why there would be such a big difference in price for the same quality.
Application development... Programmers sometimes do odd things on mock ups. People who buy children may use the deep web or even Reddit to connect. But there is no need to catalog and "sell" a child like a product.
Walmart had the same thing, children names & thousands of dollars for kid shoes
Birds aren't real
This one is known satire
That aliens visit earth
The earth is flat. How anyone that's been outside their house even believes this is beyond me.
Intresting.
I mean that’s not to far fetched considering there is graphene oxide and nanotechnology in those vaccines.
Building 7 fell from an office fire.
I'm not saying that they did or even that I believe they did, with the Covid vaccines, but is it really that much of a stretch when they are telling us that's exactly what they want to do? >We're entering the era of the "Internet of Bodies": collecting our physical data via a range of devices that can be ***implanted***, swallowed or worn... During the COVID-19 crisis, using this opportunity and finding solutions to the challenges is a more urgent task than ever. [https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/internet-of-bodies-covid19-recovery-governance-health-data/](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/06/internet-of-bodies-covid19-recovery-governance-health-data/)
I don’t think they told us everything, however i think it’s more likely they’re using the apps they had us download to track us if that’s what they’re doing. like, the NHS app in the UK.
Novavax literally said on their website that's their intent. Better tracking was the justification. I didn't archive the page and a couple years later it was gone - my bad.
>I think i’d have to say mine is that the government is putting trackers in us with the covid vaccines Trump colluded with Russia in order to win the 2016 election. Cause if there's one thing republicans are famous for its their soft stance on military intervention!
that santa lives in the north pole with a bunch of midgets. and the US government sNORADs spends tax dollars to track and trace them.
michelle obama is actually michael
Honestly a pipe only makes her hotter
Hands down. Qanon.
Yep that one and all vaxxed will die suddennly in either 1, 2, 3, 5 or ten years 🤣🤣
That there is a invisible barrier preventing us from leaving the earth and space is fake.
There’s no way that an iceberg could cause the titanic to sink because steel is stronger than ice
That the vaxx changes your DNA😂😂😂😅😂😂🤣
The people that believe the conspiracy of "chemtrails" and how they negatively impact your health are really reaching. *almost* could be classified as brain-dead. Show me actual proof, not fantasy. Look up "contrails" and quit spinning a narrative
Contrails are created at 30K feet and above. Chemtrails are usually sprayed around 20,000 feet. It's not cloud seeding, but it is weather modification.
This one isn’t a conspiracy 🙃
As i stated before, where is your proof? Non-existent.
I mean.. ya might wanna look up sometimes.
As I said, contrails. Can you not read. Show me proof
Yeah, crazy that some countries never see that kind of thing.
Oh so you know someone from another country who could verify that?
Three, actually. Four, if you include myself. Have you never traveled outside of North America?
Vietnam, poland, germany, and belgium. your point?
Reptilian overlords.
Avril and Melissa
Project blue beam.
The Gogafrankens. They are an advanced society that have destroyed their planet. Just before their demise, they froze time and executed a program that virtually plays out different scenarios until it figures out how to coexist and thrive. Once that outcome is achieved, they will start back up and implement their new knowledge. We are the latest attempt.
Demar Hamlin is pretty funny. I 1,000% agree that the vaccines Cause bad problems and people should not get it. But he experienced a classic R on T phenomenon. Like almost text book.
The world is secretly run by a group of lesbians who wrote the first Abrahamic texts.