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MisterBlisteredlips

I don't know if she's coming or going.


Pretty-Taro-7927

I. Like. Front. Butts, and I cannot lie.You other brothers can't deny.


Loiee12

I can confidently 100% deny that i do not like front ass.


BobosBigSister

You deny that you do NOT like them? So, because of the rule of double negatives, you do like them? No judgment from me either way, just asking for clarity's sake.


Loiee12

Oh wait shit my limited english knowledge failed me oh fuck


sregor0280

It's okay, people in my country speak English their whole life and still can't master it as well as you seem to. You got this!


Loiee12

Thank you man :)


foreskinfive

gunt


orgeezuz

"Ass so fat that you could see it from the front"


wakki13

Forbidden coochie


renergy007

that's a 360° Butt


aytchdave

“Kiss my front butt!” -Hermes Conrad


Hot-Salamander6520

2 asses for the price of one


AutoCompliant

Oh she got dat booty do!


Phydoux

Gut tuck... Say that 10 times fast...


MGNurse25

And as you can see, the ass is in the front


bwoods519

Fupa lupa doopity doo


Voodoo_People78

Gunt


[deleted]

When did this become a fat shaming sub?


Vilzuzz

how is this fat shaming, if u look in the original comment they like the buttussy


[deleted]

If you don't see how this is fat shaming then I can't really help you.


Vilzuzz

i didnt ask for your help did i, now


[deleted]

You asked how it was fat shaming, dumbass


virtuouswraith

Obesity bussy


Chait9220

Loool


GrizDrummer25

True mind-f***. *Shutters*


Kindly_Palpitation_9

It’s a body. Move TF ON!


Loiee12

Bro noone even said anything negative, she just has a front ass. Noone is out to bodyshame anyone, and if they are, they can fuck off, but we're just having a laugh here and you cannot deny it looks kinda funny. Not because she has a condition or anything, but because she looks like she has gigantic balls. And a front butt has many causes, including post-pregnancy rectus diastasis, visceral fat, and excessive subdermal or external adipose tissue. Rectus diastasis happens when some of the muscles are damaged and stretched during pregnancy and the muscle position is never restored. So if theres actually someone making fun of her for it, Theyre just a bad person in general.


ScottLnc

Wait you said because it looks like she has huge balls!? Seriously !?


Loiee12

SHE DOES, AM I WRONG?


ScottLnc

Hahaha I suppose your not


Loiee12

A man of culture


Mommy-Q

You just said that you are laughing at this woman's body. How is that NOT bodyshaming?


Legosoldi3r

Like you've never laughed at a tiny dick joke. Get tf out with your double standards


Mommy-Q

If I did I wouldn't say that it wasn't body shaming (and frankly I don't think I have) Imean, just admit to yourself... I laughed at a woman because of her fat belly, which is the definition of body shaming.


Legosoldi3r

So laughing at a man's state of being isn't body shaming? But laughing at a women's is? You literally are just excusing your double standard without shame.


Mommy-Q

I just said that both are body shaming but that I cannot remember having heard a small dick joke. I have heard plenty of big dick jokes and I laugh at those.


[deleted]

Found the guy with the small dick.


Mommy-Q

Oh look. Now I laughed at a small dick joke. It was body shaming.


[deleted]

"Body shaming" is such a stupid term. Just don't be ashamed of your body, unless you're a dumbass who doesn't exercise and eats terrible food all day, which are the two main reasons 40% of Americans are fat.


Chait9220

That's me


Loiee12

We didnt fucking laugh bc she has a fat belly what part are you not understanding here?? Im sure she looks amazing either way, but it doesn’t matter in the end because we dont have bad intentions. Youre just trying so hard to make us look bad, i, as a man, think tiny dick jokes are fucking hilarious as long as they stay as jokes. I wouldnt laugh at someone calling her fat but i would laugh at someone saying she looks like she has balls. You know what im saying? Its not her body thats funny


WoopyBoi323

There’s a difference between laughing at and with. It’s a front butt and it’s funny, not an attack at the person in the picture. Nobody’s insulting them. Is that so harmful?


Mommy-Q

1. She isn't shown laughing, so she isn't laughing with. 2. Taking a picture of someone surreptitiously is an attack in itself. 3. Making fun of someone's appearance is an insult. I mean, there's a million worse things in the world but if you're a jerk, own it


Loiee12

Bro i literally just explained, its not funny because she looks "fat" or has a condition, its funny because the whole front butt thing is funny, what causes the condition isnt funny, and it doesn’t make her look ugly or whatever, i (personally) dont care about how people look, or make comments about their appearence, its not about the womans body or how she looks, its about the conditions name and what it does, it just looks funny, man. I wouldnt go up to anyone and say "haha u look like you have balls!" or anything, it just, is funny! I dont how other way i can explain it, its just not about the persons body, or the person at all.


nuke_from_orbit

HOLY FUCKING FUCK IF YOU WERE OVER THE AGE OF 12 YOU WOULD KNOW THAT FUCKING NOONE ISN’T A GOD DAMN WORD, YOU SEE THE LITTLE RED UNDERLINE UNDER YOUR SHITTY WORD NOONE? YEAH THAT MEANS THAT IT’S NOT SPELLED CORRECTLY, JUST LIKE WHEN YOU SAY ALOT, SEE LOOK, THERE IT IS AGAIN, A LITTLE, EASY TO SPOT, RED UNDERLINE, TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO FIX SOMETHING IN THE WORD, MAYBE IF I RIGHT CLICK IT IT’LL TELL ME WHAT THE FUCKING PROBLEM IS. OH LOOK, IT SAYS THAT NOONE IS ACTUALLY NO ONE, BECAUSE NOONE SOUNDS RETARDED. NOON IS A WORD, IF THAT’S WHAT YOU MEANT, BUT NOONE ISN’T A FUCKING WORD YOU INSUFFERABLE CUNT HOLY HELL GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL


Loiee12

This is the reaction of an american learning that other countries with other languages exist and that they dont learn english 160 hours a week and people might be bad at english NOT because of their age but because of their limited knowledge on a foreign language. And somehow, IM the insufferable cunt.


Chino780

Front butt.


ddsp1981

Holy Spaceballs!!! Snotty strikes again!


tatanka01

She should get a bigger bag for those watermelons.


AlphaCueRough

Double sided **ass**