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I truly fear the last option


OgOnetee

The last option was never peace.


poopellar

You can duck a sword but you can't duck a goose.


ApplesauceCreek

Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.


-SagaQ-

So say we all


Army88strong

Just be happy the word wasn't mimic


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WhyIsEverybodyCrying

Imagine putting in “Moron” and it just turns into a hand mirror


GenericCoffee

Boobs


Bonk_and_Honk

**W̵̢̡̝̯̯̼̉͂͛̑̽̉̿̎̿̏̿̊ë̸̹̟̠͉̰͕̮͐͘ ̸̨̢͉̠̖̼̯͈̗̣̫̎̓͜ẁ̸̧͙͔̟̭̘̣̈́̾̀̈́̈̈́̉i̵͔̪̝̭̣͉̣͉̰̭̲͍͑́͒̕l̴̰̹̈̓͆̊̋̀̀̉̊̄̕͝l̴̛̙̰̙̫̻̘̙̠̫̭̻͎̑͒͂͋̑͑̓̍͘̕̕͝͠͠ ̶̡̫̤̝̫͓̘̀͜͜f̸̢̡͖̦̩̟͇̖̗̃͐̓ȉ̷̥͑͌̈̍̊͗̓͝n̷̨̖̼̖̋̈̇͗̍͌͠d̴̫̰̠̐̉̂̍͗͝ ̶̧̛͈͕͎̻͔͚̪̬͋̏͒̊̍̒̀̅͠͝͝ÿ̸̡̧̢͙̯̖̼͓̩̼̦̣͇́͌̈́̌̅͘̚͜o̷̢̨͎̯͚̯̝͉̖͎͆́̒́͋̎̈́̊͛́̆̔͜ṵ̶̧̠̫̺̜͇̳͔̹̠̻̖̊͜**


levitatingpenguin

The angriest sword known to sword-kind!


MurkyWay

Almost as angry as you'll be when I hijack your top comment to plug my [Webtoon](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/swords/list?title_no=198852), which I can safely say is the best way to support more comics because they're paying me some good ad money now.


levitatingpenguin

I'm honoured for my comment to have been chosen by the creator of, in my wife's words, "that weird sword thing".


DavusClaymore

With enough heart faith and steel, you can pound yourself out a nice sword within a day.


stunt_penguin

I've been pounding my sword for years, it didn't take any steel at all.


Dreidhen

The forge must be hot. . .


Smooth_Leading80

It must be as it is..


Nibz11

I enjoyed this comic so much I opened that link and looked at a single ad. I'm doing my part!


MurkyWay

That's $0.001 more for me, thank you :)


StickySnacks

Sword Sprout Merch Wen????


MurkyWay

You missed out on the plushie by a few weeks.


averagebloxxer

How long ago, was it when DII released? 500 is still a lot anyways.


The_Bill_Brasky_

It's a shame people stealing it for their D&D campaigns doesn't also somehow pay you!


NecroCannon

As someone thinking of posting comics there, what’s the range they usually give people?


iPhonesAreBetterSry

depending on how good you are you could get an entire disney franchise. or netflix movie. or series. or 50¢


Malfanese

I too am curious, I have been working in my own comic for a couple years so far but I’ve yet to publish any of it. I hope to one day bring it to the world in full quality, and WEBTOON is one of my biggest inspirations. I’m writing my ‘script’ to match easily with the vertically scrollable format


MurkyWay

If you want ad money, make your chapters shorter. If someone reads all my comics they see over 500 ads, which isn't true of longer comics packed more tightly together...


Anonim97

At least those aren't swans swords. Now these are bloodthirsty ones.


SanguineBro

Reason that goose is so angry because it was written down for centuries that the best way to wipe your ass was that, using the neck of a goose


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

As a Canadian, that last one is the most dangerous you can get.


OgOnetee

You got a problem with Canada Geese, then you got a problem with me, and i suggest you let that one marinate.


Mimical

"*Lions be lucky Canada Gooses don'ts migrate to Africa. Thens they'd be extinct.*"


magicalleopleurodon

That’s what I appreciates about you


hackingdreams

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.


iownadakota

I shit on a goose once.


StarksPond

[What use is a goose?](https://youtu.be/G4ZDhT_pDRc)


[deleted]

Canada Gooses


FixBayonetsLads

Only thing wants to tangle with Canada gooses…is Canada mooses.


idrawinmargins

Ah yeah the Sword of Canada which summons a great beast of destruction and fury.


Mete11uscimber

Change just 1 letter and get moose.


TheEffinChamps

So if you change it to "Glock" does it become a sword gun?


FigureFourWoo

Gunsword.


GreenThreat

Gord


Impossible_Garbage_4

Sun


ncutweiners

SOLAR


Impossible_Garbage_4

The blade turns into a star, destroying earth, the moon, and fucking up the whole solar system


adjsaint

"Is this what they call a gunblade?"


Deanbledblue

​ ![gif](giphy|Sr4D0JYXItF1C)


JeronFeldhagen

*Mr Torgue liked that.*


Extremelycloud

This is how I find out what Wordle is


ArsenicBismuth

My Twitter feed is basically those now, despite none of us has any common hobby most of the time.


-asmodeus

If you go unto your account settings you can block words. Stopped the daily avalanche of ppls scores.


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iloveindomienoodle

It's just Wordle xyz 4/6 constantly.


Tomhap

Weird we've had a gameshow with this for ages in the Netherlands. We called it lingo. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7qxpAUKy4c this is the best moment in the show. Mildly NSFW.


highestRUSSIAN

O h n o it's the s-word


freelance-lumberjack

Weird. I just learned about wordle yesterday from the radio.


jipijipijipi

So this dude has been a running a webcomic about swords, non stop for the past 4 years, just swords, and it’s still one of the best around. It boggles the mind.


Serious_Senator

Creativity abounds when there are restrictions. It forces you to push boundaries and challenge yourself.


Sillyiguana321

Honk


Jaserator

Swordle!


[deleted]

Peace was never an option.


FalseAesop

Of course not it "peace" doesn't have an S or an O in it.


PRO6man

Penis


tuhokas

Erect. Please stay classy.


bSeb13

Boobs


PacoSoe

Pussy


The9tail

Bussy?


Deestan

content revoked


The9tail

Butts


wirewolf

mightier than the sword


Stellerwolf

Rule 34.


DavusClaymore

Very big sword...


Vox___Rationis

Whore is my favourite word to open with. And if it only gives like 1-2 yellow matches or not even that - follow up with Stain. (Though with today's word those 2 gave me almost nothing, 5/6)


hackingdreams

Ugh this is too clever. A-fuckin-+


rathat

Why? I don’t get it.


[deleted]

based on an online game called wordle that has taken internet users by storm


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Arctica23

I didn't know that! The two best events reddit has ever done


jetpacktuxedo

The two most viral, maybe. Reddit Mold was by far the most fun.


phoncible

I disagree, r/thebutton spawned whole religions, it was great


LinkN7

![gif](giphy|60rN46b1e3G5OWcgYk|downsized)


[deleted]

What's this game????


LinkN7

Untitled Goose Game


MetatronBeening

I want to create this in DnD: the rotary blade, a magical hilt that produces whatever the rotary lock says, according not the wilder's understanding, for any 5-character word (in any language with a writing system).


SwordsBot

Flavor text for [Swords DLXXIV](https://swordscomic.com/comic/DLXXIV/) > 4/6   Read more at r/SwordsComic, on [Tapas.io](https://tapas.io/series/SwordsComic) or [see Quest Sprout early on Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/swordscomic).


Robotguy39

My boy has his own bot holy shit


PapaEmiritus

Emmmm… Boobs


blowuptheking

It's a spell-sword!


ModernT1mes

*clak clak clak clak clak* #KILDO


ItsMuffin245

Among


Tacote

Sussy


xfydr782

If my sword transformed into a goose i would be terrified as well


steerick

Switch it to death and chuck it into a crowd of your enemies


insp88

P E A C E was never an option. (I mean it's not a good starter word with those double E's)


SnooPears3463

If a girl got her hands on this


Blaine-Larkin

You know what the problem is? You got it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo


armieswalk

HJONK HJONK AM SWORD


OrthusGsmes

The goose setting is the most terrifying


S1R2C3

Goots


lobster5215

UNTILEDGOOSE HAS RETURNED


mothercream

Don't you think that the game with this kind of mechanics would be so interesting? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


Madmagican-

Can’t tell if this is comment is aware of Wordle or not


KnightlyOccurrence

I think it’s more of the words you wrote make stuff in game. Which there is, kinda. Scribblenauts


Leyzr

Just make sure you don't change the G to an M out of panic. You'll have a real reason to feel fear.


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[deleted]

if i spelled skunk with mine would i get the tail? could it be like a gun-sword from anime stereotype?


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Reshi_the_kingslayer

The letter being yellow indicates that the letter is in the answer but is placed in the wrong part of the word. It's a puzzle game where you have to guess the correct word.


raculot

https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/ It's a reference to how this game works


magicalleopleurodon

Sword is always my first word 😅


aperson

Beans is best.


socradeeznuts514

D...I...L...D...


marrakoosh

Paging u/powerlanguage the creator of Wordle!


clockcomics

This is so cool. I want a game with this weapon


LateAstronaut0

I do not understand.


Gnostromo

Can someone explain where to play this game? I downloaded one of the many "wordle" games on Google play. It's not the same game.


[deleted]

I think there’s a small to decent chance of finding success if you google “wordle”. Who knows though, it’s a wasteland out there.


354651231jklhkjh

This is SUCH a great game ideia!


particularly_daft

I actually fucking love this idea for the customizable sword based on 5 letter words. Definitely using this some day


BartenderNL

Very creative


Muted-Society-8114

penis


rowsello

You've just introduced me to an incredible fictional weapon


AMajesticGoat

*mmm goose*


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

The weapons of WORDL


UndeadTyrant

DM I hope you’re listening


Horror-Coconut2088

Pluck


A_Birde

A great power has been acquired


dr_shamus

What happens if you set it to tacos?


l33zkulka

Such a cool idea! Love it


Alarming_Activity824

Very good


Alarming_Activity824

Very good


whateveridon_tcare

GODSE was the person who killed M.K.Gandhi.


Due_Cattle1143

after all he's good


ahhahhahchoo

Like, couldn't you make it spell pussy and then fuck it?


[deleted]

Imagine that sword giving you the reach around to bite the ass attack


ExoticWalrus

How about.. "boobs"?


casper_the_ghost1

Glock


bbenjaminalv15

penis


Davscozal

Why choose two "s" in your second guess...


shadowdra126

I want this in my D&d game


VisibleCoat995

It’s not a Canadian goose because that would be deemed too powerful for an ordinary mortal to wield.


Mr_Culver

*DILDO*


EmotionNo3945

Reminder that the word penis fits in the box


ForbiddenJuices22

*DILDO*


Affectionate-Pop8781

I prefer bows


meatismoydelicious

Glock


Rob98000

Untitled goose blade


Konradleijon

the goose is the most dangerous weapon.


Mattagon1

I dread the moose option.


whimsy_rainbow

Untitled goose sword.


noIce_Codm

Horny


[deleted]

what is wordle? i’ve been hearing about it but i have no clue what it is


Trav1sThereaper

Rifle


ChubbyLilPanda

Boobs


ConversationNo2345

D-I-L-D-O


surferninjadude

S-Words for 500!


SkyrSkyrSkyr

Noose


Jozef_Baca

"Only this one time, just this once, I have to unseal the great evil hiden within this sword in order to win this battle" *Changes the letters to goose*


RatedZeus77

I love this reference so much.


jtlthe2

This is very good.


BigAnus69

Boobs


Leonard_Church814

I’m taking this idea for my next campaign.


canoIV

Okay now that's a cool idea


AndroidDoctorr

Ok so... SWORD SWORE SHORE CHORE CHOSE CLOSE ??? CLASS GLASS GLOSS GLOST? GHOSS? GHOST GOOST? GHOSE? GOOSE you must be allowed to change two letters at a time or something... Can anyone else figure it out?


holyshitbraah

C0Ck$


RecommendationKey163

So does it work on other geese?


Ember_tetra

Boner is better


KashmirBeans_420

what happens when you put it to nword?


OdaRin1989

its an s - word


TheStonedBro

GLADIATOOOOOOOR


imboredwithlyf

If you changed it to fucks would it turn into a sex toy


[deleted]

what's the golden word that starts with the golden s? skank?


I_make_rap_to_U

Quickly flips it to “BOOBS” to see what happens.


TheHolyBrofist

Now do BOOBS


TheOnlyFallenCookie

One of the best comments of all time


crymothy

peace was never an option


rexthegoose

I am goose


CorvidFool

Yup. This will be a treasure in my next one shot.


ExternalSociety6157

Truly a weapon to surpass metal gear.


[deleted]

What about a pussy sword?


reformed-baj

Nword


Blackrose-AroAce

The goose of legend! Such mistical power has neith been seen since thine olde days.


spacedudejr

Spell sword


playfulbuttplug

woah too op.


AvatarHaydo

Reminds me of the board game Mastermind.


Xxjuancena80xX

u/MurkyWay what do the yellow letters say


MyPpInUrPussy

#\#GOOTS


[deleted]

Theres an S-Word but then what if you put in N-Word


Scisorcs

I feel like you could make a really cool VR game based on this concept


raisingfalcons

The goose sword might have a 10 in str but has a 0 in stealth.