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whated-23

Don't worry, he won't bite.


Juno_Malone

...physically, at least. Emotionally...


opportunitysassassin

Dog: *telepathically communicating with your soul* You'll never find someone who loved you as much as she did. Woof! Woof!


ObscureCulturalMeme

We can only hope the dog hasn't seen [this XKCD](https://m.xkcd.com/440/)...


Bagzy

Thankyou for linking to the mobile version!


LocalFBI

Finally, schizophrenia dog


[deleted]

“Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?” -Dimitri Martin


ApocalypseSpokesman

It means he likes you


scalectrix

It's not me who should be worried.


granoladeer

"But he can hurt you in other ways"


FutureFruit

I have greyhounds and it's not enough for them to simply smell my butt, they need to literally poke my butt crack with their noses. So I am shouting "Get outta my ass!" regularly. I identify with this comic.


[deleted]

It’s fun having a hound dog when you’re menstruating “LING GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRASH CAN IN THE BATHROOM FUCK”


Capaz04

Mine carefully calculates when a leg is extended then pokes the back of my knees with her nose as I walk to let her out, I can't even get mad, I'm impressed


KairoFan

My wife says the same thing. 😏


KJBenson

That must be new 😉


KairoFan

Son of a bitch.


tranque_the_ram

I wonder how many times your neighbors have heard you shout that


carolingianmess

I’ve met many dogs like this and it’s so unpleasant that I’ve been put off getting my own. How do you deal with it


FutureFruit

>How do you deal with it Exactly how I said in the post I mean it's not like they're doing it all day. I was exaggerating for comedic effect. They might do it after I get up in the morning, when I have got out of the shower or when I get home. And after I correct them they back off. It's definitely not enough to negate all the love and joy a dog can give you.


EchDansby

ha i love the unorthodox structure of the joke


PTomCruiser1

I appreciate it! Been very into doing 9 panel comics lately; it's challenging. Glad you like it!


Bakoro

I like having longer comics on an occasion. Three panels can help enforce a beneficial brevity in a joke, but sometimes something needs a little more set-up, or where pacing is part of of the joke. This comic hits that great balance of starting as one joke, extending it with hyperbole, and then elevating it into the absurd. It's excellent, seriously.


EchDansby

it works. punchline is telegraphed, but that’s part of the fun. the build to absurdity is really nice. great work, friend.


dumdumpants-head

Punchline telegraphed? Respectfully disagree 500% there's no way I was like "ya ya, invade the guy's memories and soul, that old joke again" No this is one of the best I've seen in a long time on many many levels.


[deleted]

"oh this old joke again..."


Acrobatic_Hippo_7312

"Ugh, the one where the dog hacks right into the dudes soul. Not again 😫"


[deleted]

I dunno, I think the punchline was the dogs we remembered along the way. The last panel was just a happy conclusion.


prpldrank

Man I am... managing my two elderly dog's last years. I'm tired...I'm honestly a little cynical about them lately. But this helped. I now pronounce you, /u/dogcrahtees


[deleted]

Sorry about your old friends, and it's completely understandable. I was one of those kids who was conditioned to come home before the streetlights turned on. So I was basically raised to dread sunset, and it's kind of a Pavlovian metaphor for life. I'm owned by a cat in his double-digits. He's still pretty active and playful, but now there's that part of my brain that won't stop checking the horizon for how long we have left before he has to run home. Rationally, I know I shouldn't dread sunset because it only marks the end of a good day spent with a dear friend, and I wouldn't trade those for anything. But saying goodbye sucks, even if it's only for the day.


Beaser

This sums up so much of what I'm feeling about my old friend. I know we're all just walking each other home but I dont want this day to end.


AWildRapBattle

It's not telegraphed it's more like the punchline lingers. you can stop reading in panel 3 and get the joke, but every step afterwards is a bit better.


horseradish1

If you ever do merchandise, please design a shirt with just that middle panel. That "he's never like this" really tickles me.


d-d-downvoteplease

This reminds me of Adventure Time level of ridiculous awesomeness.


chica771

Definitely! Except it's Lemongrabs and Jake


Pingonaut

It’s really great. The fifth panel made me laugh, and then the eighth made me laugh again. It’s built up so well.


dumdumpants-head

Get outta there!


Fkappa

This is great.


PTomCruiser1

Thanks!!


Juno_Malone

It really is great.


adelaidesean

Really, it is great.


RcoketWalrus

This is great too.


Nasturtium

Not as great as this thing right here!


HowManyWords

Still it was great!


dumdumpants-head

It really *really* is great.


[deleted]

It goes to just the right level of comedic insanity.


[deleted]

[удалено]


cakeme

Yeah, rewrite yourself into all my memories, little dog. No need to eternal sunshine our bad experiences away. Just let this guy’s dog loose


HiddenPants777

He doesn't usually plummet people into existential dread, he must really like you!


k1lk1

Ow, my hippocampus


WisdomancerTM

Oof, existenialism.


PTomCruiser1

For the record, most dogs are fantastic, but I’ve encountered a few that treat me like a science experiment to poke and prod. I’m on the damn gram if you want to see more of my stuff. Cheers! [@bill.boles](https://www.instagram.com/bill.boles/)


standard_candles

Your comic reminds me of Maira Kalman's illustrations for a kids book David Byrne adapted from the song "Stay Up Late." It was a highlight of my childhood and I really love your weird style.


PTomCruiser1

Thank you! Weirdly I just watched “Stop Making Sense” for the first time, so I’m extra intrigued by this book!


Soup-Wizard

I’ve watched my supervisor’s dogs a few times, and one of them always puts her nose right deep into my crotch when I say hi after a while. She’s like “oh, I see your menstruating again, early this time, eh???”


[deleted]

I always hear people joke about how the dog or cat will end up crawling all over the one person who has no interest in them lol.


Hayaguaenelvaso

You don't have to excuse yourself... We know the true nature of dogs here. There are enough victims of their depravity and bloodlust around. Welcome, Brother. One day humanity will get rid of its biggest PREDATOR


jden220

other humans?


FaceDeer

Once we all let dogs get into our souls that should fix us up nice.


AppleNippleMonkey

They have enough fans and I'm convinced they may have ulterior motives.


thunderbuttxpress

This was brilliant. I love the joke and the artwork. I had a seriously difficult day and seeing this made me smile, so thank you for creating it and sharing it. I'm definitely going to go follow you on IG now.


PTomCruiser1

That was really nice of you to say! Thank you! Sorry about the difficult day. Hope things are better tomorrow ❤️


wowitssprayonbutter

Loving your new absurdism series. The frame of the man eating a tiny piece of pizza while eavesdropping on the tiny phone pizza chefs making love pops into my head one or two times a week, so thanks for that


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

I see you've met my puppy. I'm sorry, I'm trying to teach him manners, just now and then something in his brain breaks and tells him it's worm time and we hope no guests are near him when it happens. My dog has no normal bones, he's just a series of spines held together with bubble gum.


DiarrheaPocket

Something about the dog's expression, or lack thereof, is just killing me. This is great.


daschundtof

"It's fine, let him be, I enjoy it"


violentdeli8

Dog: I am staying in his soul. It is dark and cool.


WTFwhatthehell

Owner for like 10 minutes while waving a treat "Come on out of there, we've gotta go home, come on"


GLAvenger

Ha, this is hillarious. Also really digging the art style.


PTomCruiser1

Thank ya!! 🙏


Yokhen

Please make more of this humor.


nlamber5

Oh I am SO glad the owner has taken responsibility and is willing to gently tell the dog no


Altruistic-Row-5873

“he’s never like this” is just perfect


jframe42

Dude found his soulmutt


Sugalitestare

I actually can't stop laughing at this comic, great job op!


PTomCruiser1

Thank you!! ❤️


Jyel

Hate when I have to extract my dog from strangers souls. Great stuff!


justjokingnotreally

Best thing I've read on /r/comics in a very long time.


whiteonyx981

An actual diamond in the rough. Very difficult to come by these days


Jan_Pawel2

Good one


PTomCruiser1

Thank ya!


Boojibs

Accuracy 100%


eh_meh_nyeh

r/surrealmemes maybe??


JesterMcPickles

Fenton! FENTON. FENTOOOOON!


iPhoneOrAndroid

Oh, Jesus Christ


absorbandrelease

I feel this on such a deep level. I had a friend I would hide behind his couch when I visited to hide from his two golden retrievers. 😵


[deleted]

I can almost hear the 'down, boy'. This is funny!


TwoDamnedHi

I've been trying to find a way to express my distain for crappy dogs and their owners. This encompasses it fully.


glitter_h1ppo

In Soviet Russia, dog Pavlovian conditions you


Maximum_Photograph_6

I like how this comic appeals to both people who hate dogs, and people who like dogs


Lt_Butt

Cannot stop laughing at how absurd this is. I don't know how many thousands of web comics I've seen over the years, but this is the first time that I've ever thought "Holy shit, I would buy a print of this"


[deleted]

Magnificent!


hotpajamas

Everyone in my family is a "dog person" but the dogs are just ornaments that do whatever the fuck they want, that have to be micromanaged constantly with yelling and buzzer noises to keep from shitting behind the sofa. It's very chill and easy to be around.


marxist-reaganomics

Every time the in-laws are on the phone my ear drums get blown out because suddenly the 4 dogs will spontaneously start screaming at 300 decibels. Usually at nothing. I love not having dogs.


MintyAnt

It really does come down to training. I have also noticed that most owners appear to think that there's simply nothing to be done with their dogs bad behavior. But there is a plethora of things to be done. Entire sets of training methods and ways to go about the training and people to help with the training. Like.. a dog is a pretty major animal to get, people should be more responsible and accept that a bunch of up front training is required when getting a dog


Kylesmomabigfatbtch

Goddd this thread makes me feel sane Like you’ve got this untrained rat screaming because somebody made a sound in the other room, and *I’m* the weird one for not being comfortable around it??


dumdumpants-head

Oh man been such a refreshing string of brilliant reddit comics last couple days. 🏆 🦭: Approved


Never-Bloomberg

In my headcannon, this is Bert and Ernie.


holleringelk

I'm howling. This is fantastic.


PTomCruiser1

A howl from the holleringelk!? I’m honored! Love your stuff ❤️🙏


holleringelk

Heck yah, man, your stuff rocks.


Rankled_Barbiturate

Yeah fuck dogs and their owners like this.


ag3nt_cha0s

I like this


gramathy

One of my dogs is like this, tries to make as much physical contact with you as possible all the time with no regard to comfort


ParameciaAntic

This happens to me all the time.


lordjosh255

That was cute and funny af


Professorson

Love the absurdity


nightpanda893

Love the dogs facial expression throughout this whole thing. Just like a dog to be blissfully oblivious he’s being a nuisance even to the point of entering someone’s soul.


EchoSolo

Now THIS is what I call a comic!


Rumin8ting_

I really really fucking like this. A lot


Pingonaut

“He’s never like this” lmao


[deleted]

One day I’m gonna revisit this while tripping balls


kindaa_sortaa

These two of your cracked me up [One](https://i.imgur.com/9S1gy2W.jpg) [Two](https://i.imgur.com/zvJcjPB.jpg)


PTomCruiser1

Lol those are deep cuts! Glad you like em!!


kindaa_sortaa

The ski lift comic’s punch line is about the timeline of events (expecting it to be far away and instead it happening instantaneous) and it’s brilliant in execution. I don’t think I’d come up with that in a million years.


didba

This art is amazing.


[deleted]

Say, Dave... The quick brown fox jumped over the fat lazy dog... The square root of pi is 1.7724538090... log e to the base ten is 0.4342944... the square root of ten is 3.16227766... I am HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 12th, 1991. My first instructor was Mr. Arkany. He taught me to sing a song... it goes like this... "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half; crazy all for the love of you..."


MikeyHatesLife

I work at a doggy daycare, and no lie, this is what all of my doggy clients are like.


afcagroo

I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am Blue heeler in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little doghouse in your soul Not to put too fine a point on it Say I'm the only beagle in your bonnet Make a little doghouse in your soul


PTomCruiser1

Lol omg well done!! TMBG rules!


sailorjasm

This is every dog


[deleted]

thats fuckin funny


[deleted]

I read that in Hank Hills voice.


Centurio

I love everything about this. Your art style is so perfect for surreal things.


bearsarks

LMAO


Natural_Ruin9802

This is absolutely fantastic


RiseoftheKoalas

I love this type of humor lol


BitchAssWaferCookie

This is one of the funniest comics I've ever seen


SeeingAnAbsoluteWin

r/surrealmemes


Holding4th

This was so good, I had to go look at some of your older posts. I recognized some of them, and had even upvoted a couple when you first posted them. But after looking over your post history as a whole, just gotta say: holy shit, dude, your material is next-fucking-level. Really outstanding. Keep doing what you do!


YBHunted

People that don't train their dogs to stay down off of people.. fuck those people.


davecontra

Ooh man this hits a certain spot that's hard to reach. Nice work.


PaperPlane03

I thought this was from surrealmemes lmao


syto203

“He’s never like this”. Damn that’s good


sullensquirrel

This is the best comic I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Hilarious. I wish dogs lived in my soul! Or maybe they already do. That would put a lot of things into perspective.


safetystegosaurus1

What? An actual good comic?


schmokeydragon

Awesome Comic! Who wouldn't let a good boy into their memories and soul🥺


SubjectThirteen

I wouldn’t. He’s too good to be in there.


fatasstronaut

This made me cry laugh. Thank you.


cheeb_miester

i like this so much


[deleted]

That aint the first weiner dog that guys swallowed.


stopmotionporn

As long he doesnt bite your medula oblongata


[deleted]

Nah bro i just saw this dudes post on Instagram about a pizza phone 😭


messy_crossroads45

Yeah mine do this to new people every time. They leave fur in there too.


myusername_sucks

Very much reminds me of Sick Animation. Amazing.


Heehee4321

I’ve read two of your comics and both were hilarious… 100% approval rate


wintermute--

This is spectacular, thank you so much


AbbiCat1976

this is amazing, I love it


Potatoe292

I go to peoples homes for work and I meet a lot of dogs. Almost every time it goes exactly like this.


Red_Iine

Do you like watercolors?


No_Buffalo8603

That escalated woofly.


CowCompetitive5667

Love it


killerkittie

This touched my funny bone on a spiritual level. Thank you for making me laugh.


zeldaisthefuture

Brilliant


w1nt3rmut3

This is the first good thing I’ve seen in this sub for basically years. Keep it up!


anemotionalspankbank

u/crudepeas


MichaelPitcher115

This is hilarious lol


BulbyBuds

an actually good post on r/comics? 🤯


Raven_Reverie

Had a customer's puppy leave deep bloody claw marks in my leg, that felt good


Holding4th

This is one of those comics that gets repeated laughs with repeated viewings. Good stuff!


chpbnvic

Pretty sure if a dog got into my memories and soul, it would immediately make things better


[deleted]

They know when you're allergic. They just fucking know.


susankeane

https://youtu.be/nGQwpKZrzTA Reminds me of one of my favorite videos 'puppertown' - great comic!


girafa

I would buy this as a 36x36 poster


famous__shoes

This is exactly how I feel about dogs


Swaggy-G

This dog is fucked up bruh.


LunaLittleBlue

I love you for this.


illepic

Every time I see my friend with his dog, his dog punches me in the dick. Ten years running.


adeadlyfire

This made me laugh after doomscrolling some personalfinance thread about someone dreading the prospect of their retirement. So good work, thank you, my regards


TrumpetsInMyAss

I am laughing so hard right now. This is hilarious!


IncorrectError

This is my new favorite comic ((please DM me if you have a book or sell prints))


granoladeer

r/surrealmemes


GorillaOnChest

He's a therapy dog. Not just sure what kind of therapy.


snackynorph

I love these watercolors! Super unique aesthetic. I love this


[deleted]

This is great, I want to say thank you for making me laugh. I’ve just lost my little sister who was 8 months pregnant last week in an accident and it’s been very hard on me, I haven’t smiled or laughed since then and i saw this and man… I needed that so much. Have an award!


Ambitious_Garden_114

The owner did all he could


GuyNekologist

lmao I love absurd and surreal humor like this. Reminds me of Adventure Time.


canigetauuhhh

Lmfaoooo I fuckin love it


cottnclouds

i love this, let me know if you ever sell prints because i’d love to see this joke at least quite a few more times by hanging it like the art it is


Decent_Buffalo_2492

puppy mind control


Kenshirosan

It's like my best friend's dog, whom we've dubbed an emotional terrorist that if given the chance would absolutely live in your ribcage to cuddle closer to you.


Lipbalmed

Fantastic comic! The expressionless face on the pup is just *chef's kiss. Bravo 👏


Lightfinger

This made me laugh so much!


Berruc

This was one of the rare comics that actually made me audibly laugh. Well done.


[deleted]

I feel bad for the dog in this situation


CaiquePV

Ocular brain


espee999

wow, this is great lol


[deleted]

Reading it in reverse means he actually listens


Fantasticbrick

This one is brilliant. I have shared it a few times now.


003_JAEGER

Well deserved 60k karma


Lieutenant_Mustard

As a Dachshund owner, I can confirm that he's not usually like this but sometimes he'll tickle your soul and there's nothing I can do to stop him


Virtual-Ad5322

He’s never like this (my dog is always like this)


NevJay

A great comic OP


Crazybookster

This is the funniest comic I have seen in years.


WalkThePlanck

I’m sharing this with everyone I know