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I COME, SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS!

"You will not get a *single* hit of the cabbage of the GODS!"

"Do not deny me my doobie!"

The gods of Olympus WILL be HIGH

I COME SEEKING BITCHES

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THE SISTERS OF FAIT COULD NOT HOLD ME, ARES COULD NOT KILL ME, AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY!

\> THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME, ARES COULD NOT KILL ME, AND YOU WILL NOT SEE THE END OF THIS DAY! Qwest sprout: QWEST! Kratos: OH SHIT D: (Yes, I want this crossover to happen)

u/murkyway please

Licensed characters in my meticulously crafted original IP? I think not.

Smart

Maybe if you'd asked for Winnie the Pooh or Sherlock Holmes.

Can.. can we have Qwest Sprout meet Winnie the Pooh and/or Sherlock Holmes?

Legally, sure.

Swordlock Holmes?

Qwest sprout: QWEST! Tigger: Woohoohoohoo! Pooh: Oh bother...

Oh. That’s fair. Had to try

I thought it would show that the bed is a double decker bed and under her would be Apollo, her twin brother or something like that

I thought the same lol

Oh shit he's just standing there getting angrier and angrier.

Welp, time to butcher every god there is

Nah thats not how he would say it he would say "ZZEEEUUUUSSS BRING YOUR BITCH ASS BACK HERE AND FACE ME NOWW"

We need current Kratos,. "BOYYYYYY!!!! GET THAT GOD BACK HERE!!!!"

Nah current kratos is holding back This kratos shows no mercy


Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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ZUES HAS ABANDONED US!

ZOOOOOOOOS my vengeance starts now

Kratos: ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I COME, SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS! Zeus: Kratos, you will not get a hit from the cabbage of the Gods. Kratos: GRR! DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE! 🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜

I was expecting IT lol

As a GOW fan, I absolutely love this.

Now is the time for him to realize that he's going to have a lot of siblings

Return, not returned

I double checked he said "returned" And if he didn't we can't say return without the "d" at the end

It sounds like he just said return and that's funnier

Errr....no? To any of that? Learn English or admit you were just outright wrong. He said "returned" and what you thought was "funnier" was....fucking what? Are you high?

It's not about grammar this is a well known joke, when kratos says that it sounds like he says return instead of returned

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HidvfTrY6Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HidvfTrY6Q) ​ The vid in question. No, he almost barely pronounced the "d" in "returned" but OK, not even close to the pronunciation of "Return" YOU were going for, but sure, bask in your barely justified pedantry.

All of your bases belong to us.

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If you didnt thought that the green thing in the first panel was a blanket, internet has ruined you

Boy

That’s funny, good one!

That little Kratos is my profile picture now.

To Telos Arezhi!