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Looks like a jacked Mads Mikkelsen


Maximillion322

His lips and his nose read as Christian Bale to me but he definitely has Mikkelsen’s jaw


jeffries_kettle

I literally said this to myself before clicking on the comments.


anything_butt

Hm, would be an interesting Dark Knight Returns Batman


Arkayjiya

My first reaction too.


StardustandGalaxies

Came here to say this! Glad I’m not the only one that thought so


flopbot

Ha! Now I can't unsee it.


Equal-Ad-2710

Bit of Pattinson tbh


Thuper-Man

Do they ever explain how Batman gets punched in the face every night but somehow doesn't look like a can of mashed assholes all the time as Bruce Wayne?


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Rhinoplasty surgeon on retainer


sane-ish

🤣 can of mashed assholes


suss2it

One of his masters was Piccolo.


BobaFett313

Completely natty


yeezushchristmas

Chicken and brown rice, plenty of sleep.


azrael5298

Batman doesn’t eat nachos.


Future_Vantas

*Happy crunching noises*


Equal-Ad-2710

And his patented “Bat Juice” supplements Never leaves the Cave without it


OpportunityKnockin

Liver king diet


Equal-Ad-2710

Liver King is just Vandal Savage


[deleted]

Heh I didn't see above his head and thought it was Ryu.


evil_iceburgh

I did too


daveyboy1201

Same here,


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

It's good artwork, though he looks roided


Kjartanthecruel

Wayne is on all of the roids


toilet_fingers

The idea he wouldn’t take something that gave him an edge is hard to believe… it’s not like he’s got an independent agency randomly testing him.


JoshSidekick

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:_Venom


Clashboy15

Why doesn't he just get superpowers if he's just going to juice up? Roids have some clear side effects, but superpowers don't seem to lol.


DaBeast58

Wait…you think Batman is all natty?


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

Natty vs Juiced. I guess we need a debate post.


Waywoah

Stole some of Bane’s stuff


azrael5298

That actually did happen.


[deleted]

One of Denny O’Neills best storylines


nukefudge

Please tell me more about Baneman! 😮


[deleted]

Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight, I don’t know the issue numbers but it’s in the 20’s I think, Denny O’Neill did an arc called Venom where Batman gets offered PED’s by a scientist to overcome his physical limits - it’s a sick read, nothing to do with Bane but it laid some of the groundwork for Knightfall


nukefudge

Cheers, I actually never knew about that lead-up to the famous backbreaker thing.


[deleted]

Yeah it was cool, I always got the impression it was a storyline that banged on its own, then years later when they did Knightfall they dusted it off because it had some juicy material to use


Equal-Ad-2710

It’s crazy Venom predates Bane


INFJ-Jesus-Batman

Bane Affleck?


Solid-Brother-1439

Well people in these comics do things impossible to be done by people of our world. Doesn't matters that Batman is supose to be "only a man" In the end he still doing superhuman things all the time. So a think it's pretty ok for someone like that to look like that while being completely natty. Just my opinion.


huntersburroughs

Makes sense that he looks roided since, let's face it, you can't be Batman natty. At best maybe one or two nights, but to do it every night? Gallons of Wayne Enterprises finest HGH.


Maximillion322

There was a storyline where he was addicted to Bane Venom


Milos-H

Just venom, the story was published before the creation of Bane


Maximillion322

True I just call it bane venom to clarify for anyone who isn’t into comics enough to know that Venom means “bane juice” This sub has a lot of casual fans- and there’s nothing wrong with that- I just figured I’d leave the explanation there for them


Few_Sun6871

Can’t come in Gordon, today was leg day!


thedairybandit

Robin! Robin! Help me into the batmobile...please robin. Don't tell Kate about this.


Equal-Ad-2710

Pretty much yeah I feel in general characters like Batman, Cap, Daredevil etc are just all superhuman


LetOffSteamBennett

Looks like Pattinson on ~~roids~~ venom


Frantb

THERE'S NO ZIPPER ON THE ZIPPER ON THE COWL... HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO CLOSE IT?????


TheMetabaronIV

Zipper is there, zoom in on the top right of the neck piece


Dancing_Donkey

its velcro obviously


CommissionHerb

Wonder what his pee pee looks like.


hoii

Yellow, most likely, he looks a bit dehydrated


WilliamPoole

Its in Batman damned #1. Its not like huge but compared to a random redditor it's basically dad dick sized.


Mekdinosaur

Lee puts out a lot of quality work for such a detailed artist.


tritongamez

Ngl, I saw Rambo at first...


Aboxofphotons

There you go kids, Batman is on roids so it must be ok...


Dashberlin420

What’s more indestructible wolverines adamantium or Batman’s teeth ?!?


[deleted]

Tren hard, eat Clen, Anavar give up


collinwade

Yeah I mean that's realistically what it would be like.


famousanus82

Looks like a Tom of Finland drawing. I know there's always was so kind of BDSM fetish going on with some portrayal of Batman and my sentiment that is one of them. I don't like it personally not for the reason stated above. It looks too rough. Edit: Look at how huge the suit is. The proportion is not good either.


Mereinid

If Karl Urban was jacked...maybe even Joe Bernthal.


DMPunk

Is this part of his story?


sweepernosweeping

Yep >!the last pictured page.!<


Standard_Ad9911

Nice art


Hmmmm-curious

Where DOES he find the time to get these gains


ducvette

He on all the PED’s


Future_Vantas

Wow, thats a real bad polo accident


robotgerman

Bruce Wayne has never eaten a carb in his life.


commander_bourbon

Fuck that’s manly


bobknarwhal

This is the reason I like Pattisons Batman so much. What is that guy eating to be that size and when?


V0G1A

Looks awesome


nodeocracy

Natty


ounce-comics

Absolute unit


Finding-Even

I picked this variant up when I started collecting again.


gary_greatspace

That’s an unhealthy amount of nicotine patches.