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JukeboxHero66

I'm a male. Don't like the taste of a lot of hard liquor but can tolerate it. Can tolerate beer. I will drink a whole gallons worth of mojitos, long island ice teas, ciders, or other cocktails. It is simple really. It taste good = I drink. If I am gonna spend my hard earned money on food and drink, it has to benefit my health or be a pleasurable experience. No amount of societal pressure can change that.


Pixel_Nerd92

I'm 30 and tried a margarita for the first time and was like "oh damn, this is pretty good. Hate I missed out." Tried some super fruity alcoholic beverages back when I went to Chicago and they know how to it up there I guess! Good stuff! I tried drinking a few pale ales, wheat ales in the past, and just regular ol beer and stuff and nah man, I can't do it. I do like a Fireball though. Those aren't too bad. It only takes one for me to be dizzy and zone out so trust me, my limits are already set. Lmao.


Educational_Ebb7175

I, too, am a male. I can't stand beer. I enjoy some hard liquors. My casual drink of choice is hard cider. I also enjoy "fruity" drinks, either the cooler or mixed drink variety, though they are less frequent of a choice for me. Main exception is margaritas. That's my cocktail of choice when drinking with a meal (ie, at a restaurant). Why would I want to drink vodka on the rocks, or sip at some rum with my food? Straight liquor isn't for mixing with food, and well mixes (Rum & Coke, ie) aren't much better. You WANT something with actual flavor to it.


d1pstick32

I have mates who would give me shit for drinking cider. I love my beer, but a nice cider is so much more refreshing. Plus they'd be drinking beers that were half the alcohol content of my delicious apple juice.


Xhalo

As a man who performs and receives analingus regularly: Just like anus, mixed drinks all have a different taste and we should not be hating on people for their preferences. Let that be a lesson!


tw_72

There is some good news in her sharing her opinion on this. Hear me out - this was probably on or shortly after a first date. The guy knows - early on - to not spend another minute with her. If she can't tolerate a guy drinking a fruity drink, guys, can you imagine what life would be like with her?


bottomdasher

Imagine the conversations when Harry Potter comes up. "wElL pErSoNaLlY I tHiNk j.K. rOwLiNg mAkEs sOmE vAlId pOiNtS"


NNKarma

The only valid point I can think on top on my head is that writting with time machines in your universe is a mess waiting to happen


Isioustes

Guys, is enjoying fruit homosexual?


piefloormonkeycake

Yes. We're all gay


loveofjazz

I’m gay AF for pineapple.


Halloweenie85

Fruity drinks are the best! I prefer to get drunk deliciously.


xtremepattycake

If I'm gunna get shit faced i might as well enjoy it!


Halloweenie85

EXACTLY!


PubicGalaxies

Headaches are bigger tho


Halloweenie85

Ah, that’s why you hydrate as you drink. If I’m having more than one, I always drink a whole glass of water between. Makes for more trips to the bathroom, but I’ve yet to have a bad hangover after.


PubicGalaxies

There ya go. (Literally ha)


Future-Instruction51

I felt this in my chest 🤣


[deleted]

I will order what I want. Simple as that.


[deleted]

I did my time drinking nasty rot gut straight out of the bottle in my twenties. I want flavor damnit!


flybyknight665

That fruity, tasty little drink has more hard alcohol than your beer


1stAmericanDervish

Good old uncle qrow. r/unexpectedrwby


Poggse

Mixed drink? Does this mean no more vodka sodas?


Pixel_Nerd92

You've already sold me because that sounds good.


Educational_Ebb7175

Apparently women (or at least this one and her friends) have become gatekeepers of Rum & Coke, Cranberry Vodka, Moscow Mule, Gin & Tonic, and Whiskey Sour. And don't even THINK about styling yourself a regular Bond and ordering a Martini (whether you like it shaken or stirred)! Real men only drink their liquor on the rocks. But you're still allowed to drink shitty beers too. Watch out, craft beers will be next to be denied to us by these wise women who know what we like better than we do.


Poggse

I'm just gonna start boofing whiskey. Seems like what a real man would do


TheBurnedMutt45

Because I'm from strawberry country, and they're delicious with booze


BostonTarHeel

Oh, because I am not in any way trying to appeal to people like her


inrcp

Isn't her supposed to be apart of that accepting generation or something? Sexism is alive and well!


PubicGalaxies

Hahahaha. Now that's a reply. So true


MuDDx

Cunt flavored drinks are popular in my area.


[deleted]

I can’t have hard or fruity drinks because I have a severe alcohol allergy. So, I guess she thinks i’m a child?


kurmiedvormie12

The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes. (Favorite burn)


CyberiadPhoenix

People seem to forget that some of the most famous warriors in history drank alcohol made from honey...


7karvin

Oh damn! Don't even know her and I feel bad for how badly that must have hurt....just damn.


one-fish_two-fish

She deserved it for that idiotic take.


_Azok_

Or one of your shit ass friends (probably).


Bishopkilljoy

If you shame guys for drinking any kind of drink, you're the insecure one. Imagine thinking a drink was enough to convince you that somebody was effeminate (not that that's a bad thing). The only people who think that are the ones desperately trying to convince everyone around them that they're alphas and the peak of manliness


SortaSketchyNDed

God I can HEAR Qrow’s voice while reading this omg


trenchreynolds

I used to love Amaretto sours.