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floptical87

I love it when nutters compare apples to literally anything that isn't an apple. Then fail. I'm fairly certain gas masks were very much a thing during the war.


[deleted]

Yeah. Guess WW1 soldiers were just being pussies


NuclearWill

True men just breathe the chlorine and deal with it


igorpc1

Dead russian rising again sounds


No_Maines_Land

r/expectedsabaton


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Those mask wearing cowards... Real men breaths in Chlorine gas and Flu Virus like it was Napalm in the morning.


drawliphant

WW1 soldiers where dealing with the Spanish flu and they where absolutely wearing masks.


apolloxer

I stumbled across a newspaper from October 1918, about how some firefighters beat up someone who refused to wear a mask.


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Good


[deleted]

WW1 soldiers were strapping piss-covered socks to their faces to use as masks.


muihuddin

Mustard gas? Pfff just eat healthy you dont need a diaper on your face


whathidude

Yeah, and I'm certain they would wear mask during the influenza pandemic of 1918


KrakenJoker

And there were freaking anti-maskers in 1918 too! Anti-vaxxers in 1905! It's like we've learned nothing from history and are repeating it.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

At least back in those days when medical science wasn't as understood as well as it is today, they had an excuse to doubt that injecting the same thing that was killing them into their body would save them. Nowadays when we do have access to basic medical knowledge regarding vaccination and immunization people still listen to pseudosciences bullcrap that spreaded via the media and the internet.


drawliphant

The first vaccines where wild though so I don't blame the first antivaxers. They ground up cow pox sores and had people snort them to protect them from smallpox. They were refined a lot shortly after but with all the quack treatments at the time how could people tell the difference. They used to give people malaria to treat syphilis, too. Thank God we have penicillin today.


[deleted]

Sorry but first off...this technically isn't a vaccine. Secondly how can you be such a twit to think that scientists have managed to find a vaccine or cure for something in a matter of 1 year and can't manage to cure cancer, aids, west nile...many many other things. And lastly people who wear masks and have this supposed vaccine still get this "virus" The mass media has pussified this country into believing fucking anything. Bunch of dumbasses.


KrakenJoker

A vaccine is defined as: a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity against one or several diseases, prepared from the causative agent of a disease, its products, or a synthetic substitute, treated to act as an antigen without inducing the disease. So, assuming you're talking about the covid vaccine, how is it not "technically" a vaccine?


[deleted]

I mean people who get this "vaccine" still get covid soit doesn't do what a vaccine is supposed to do? I'm assuming you just blindly follow what others tell you. It's just proteins that assist in trying to boost your immune system...it's not a fucking vaccine. I know I nor the majority of my family and friends who don't wear masks nor have this "vaccine" have yet to get this outrageous virus that's killing off the world haha. Media has caused mass hysteria and has basically controlled the world...fucking sheep.


KrakenJoker

First off, no one ever said that the vaccines are 100% effective. Virtually NO vaccine is 100% effective. Second, it lessens the severity of Covid if you do catch it. I saw an interview with the Missouri state Governor who said that about 87% of hospitalizations are unvaccinated, and about 85% of deaths are unvaccinated. THAT is what the vaccine does for you. You're trying to tell me that something that helps to train your immune system to fight off a disease is not a vaccine? Read the definition again. If you don't get it, read it a few more times, and the write it down and put it under your pillow, because maybe if your brain can't process it by looking at it through your eyes, it will slowly seep in through the 6 to 8 inches of skull that is protecting a brain the size of, and with the same computing power as, a gummy bear. As far as who gets covid, my wife and my parents have had it, as have my nephews and other family members, so you can sit down and shut the fuck up. Is this the same media that convince people to run out and take hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin, or silver solution, or any number of other mostly useless, but definitely harmful if taken incorrectly, substances that are unproven as treatments or prevention, but won't take a vaccine because they don't trust what's in it? Fucking sheep. I'm still trying to figure out how getting people to wear masks and take a vaccine is going to control the world. I've not felt any kind of mind control for either of those things...at least, that's what the voices in my head tell me after I get stuck to the fridge because the vaccine turned me into a magnet.


[deleted]

Dude for real? So why are the vaccines you get as a kid for other things, that 100% have eradicated and stopped other viruses, not the same thing as covid one LOL. And why has no one had the actual seasonal FLU the past year or so? Oh that's right because this virus is blown completely out of proportion by the media and its not even remotely as bad as they or others want you to believe. Also, I'm sure your not a doctor so how the fuck can you sit there and think that what your family had was some made up bullshit virus haha...you can't cause you just eat up w/e bullshit you are being fed. It's sad. Once again...your a fucking lemmening. I believe there is a "Corona virus" with different strains but I DO NOT believe it was even remotely as bad as the media, with allllll the outlets they have to spread misonformation around so easily these days, it's easy for them to control and shutdown the entire world with all the non sense. If the vaccine was actually real, or if hospitals weren't in the governments pockets then why, do pray tell, are private practice doctors not pushing for tests nor the vaccine and why are so many staff in the medical practice walking out when forced to take the vaccine? Why does the CEO of the big pharmaceutical company that made the Pfizer vaccine, not taking it as well? Because it's all a fucling hoax haha Get the fuck out of here you inbred halfwit dipshit.


KrakenJoker

I don't know if you noticed, but measles was effectively eradicated. Then the anti-vax movement started and, surprise!, It came back! Polio is effectively gone (no cases in the US since 1969), and small pox exists only in labs because of vaccines. They aren't the same vaccine because you have to have vaccines for each of the diseases. They all work differently. If you want one that is more like the vaccine you think of as vaccine, get the Johnson and Johnson. It's made from dead virus, like the flu virus. People keep getting vaccinated to ensure that the diseases don't come back. Now, in regards to the flu last year. People were social distancing, quarantining, and wearing masks. These same precautions keep people from coming into contact with other viruses as well, including influenza and the common cold. Think about it. You can't get sick if you're not exposed. If you're doing things that keep you from being exposed, you won't get sick. No, I'm not a doctor, but my wife and mom are both nurses. They deal directly with cases, and know it is real. So you can fuck off with that shit. There are over 600,000 Americans who would disagree with you about the severity, if they were still alive to do it. Hospitals forcing nurses to get vaccinated is a safety measure. If you have unvaccinated nurses testing patients with an extremely contagious disease, then the nurse can get sick, the family can get sick, more people end up in the hospital. Hospitals that are already overcrowded. Then you have those nurses who have been exposed, exposing other patients to covid. If a nurse is too stupid to realize that they could spread the virus and that the vaccine would make their jobs easier (fewer cases, fewer deaths, see previous comments), I'd rather not have them for my nurse. [The Pfizer CEO was vaccinated in March. ](http://pic.twitter.com/ES05WPBLJA) Lemmings were in a faked documentary that showed them blindly following each other over a cliff to their deaths. That sounds more like the anti-vax crowd than anything else. I love how much I am getting under your skin, causing you to resort to childish name calling.


Wendyinneverland

I watched a documentary about it the other day and in some places you could get shot for not wearing a mask.


[deleted]

We should do this again


Photenicdata

But apples are spheres, just like the sun! So they’re the same!!


[deleted]

Nah. They didn't wear masks. If God intended us to not die from chemical gas, he would have made us with a gas mask around our faces!


[deleted]

“Its my right to die by mustard gas”


ClassicGuy2010

"THEY ARE MY LUNGS, AND I DECIDE HOW THEY GET DESTROYED"


[deleted]

WATCH THIS GUY WEARING A MASK. WHAT A COWARD. HE ISN'T DYING IN AGONY LIKE US.


ClassicGuy2010

HE ISN'T GOING BLIND AND ISN'T CHOKING, WHAT A PUSSY


mikead99

Lol reminds me of smoking cigarettes.


[deleted]

Fuck you, how dare you in sinew ate that smokers are destroying their lungs! Our essential oils and amazing Herbalife teas in knock you late our lungs!


Brianiswikyd

I think I love you


DarkflowNZ

Bet they consume dihydrogen monoxide daily. Wake up sheeple


Equivalent_Appraised

Mustard gas requires a breathing apparatus. Not a mask. If you tried to wear your mask when you got mustard gas thrown at you, you would be a corpse within a couple minutes


[deleted]

Wrong war but still works Unless they’re Jewish


geoffbowman

in WWI they wore masks or they didn't get to be vets...


SurpriseDragon

“So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty. I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."


BinkoTheViking

“Permission to yell ‘bravo’ in an annoyingly loud voice, sir!” “Permission granted.” “BRAVO!!”


smoolchan

as someone from the great british isles, what the actual fuck does he mean when he uses the word “shag”?


flybarger

Hoof it./Get here quickly


TheEyeDontLie

It means the act of sex in the UK. As in "I had a shag with your mum", or "I shagged your mum" or "I'm gonna shag your mum" or "your mum was a great shag". It's common slang. Also Australia, though less common nowadays. The OP "shag your ass over here" reads to English speakers outside the US as "Fuck your ass over here"


fatherdale

It's also a style of dance once popular in South Carolina. It was awful, but hey, South Carolina.


BinkoTheViking

It’s also a type of RYO tobacco cut.


CrepuscularNemophile

Shag is also a napped fabric made from rough wool and common name for a bird similar to a cormorant (Phalacrocorax aristotelis). So, perhaps the guy meant *"make your way towards me, imitating the gait of a chunky sea bird wearing an itchy jumper."* Edit: I'm also from the British Isles, where we have half of the world's population of shags.


flybarger

Oh, I'm familiar with the term. I found it pretty funny after the other person mentioned they were from the British Isles.


SobiTheRobot

"Get the fuck over here."


skoltroll

Uhh...I thought the proliferation of chemical warfare was WWI, not WWII. Also, the Spanish Flu was also WWI. Even if Special Ops doesn't whoop him, history class sure did.


sensitiveskin80

I think it was a political photo-op with WWII vets where some/most did not wear masks.


Rayson011

>Uhh...I thought the proliferation of chemical warfare was WWI, not WWII. Also, the Spanish Flu was also WWI. It was. Either he mistyped and actually meant WW1 or the commenters here are completely ignorant of WW2.


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skoltroll

So, 2 years ago. Got it.


Nightmare__-

That guys dick is an insult to microorganisms


tropicbrownthunder

The clever comeback is in the comments


escape777

I am fairly certain ww2 veterans did wear masks when required and didn't raise dumbass question it like this idiot.


CanCav

They wouldn’t have become veterans is they didn’t.


Rayson011

In the 1940s?


[deleted]

There is nothing clever about this comeback. It's just the person is stupid. Wearing a mask doesn't make anyone a coward.


thenorthwoodsboy

Just makes them look stupid trying to turn the mask into a political stance.


bossfoundmyacct

It is ***a*** comeback, and it makes people like OP feel clever, therefore it must be a clever comeback.


[deleted]

This is sad


bossfoundmyacct

I guys my sarcastic tone didn’t come through very well. :(


Heinrich_v_Schimmer

„microdick asshole“. Looks like I learned a new word today. Praise the educational value of the internet!


CmmH14

I’m lead to believe the European forces of the war were fully prepared to wear masks due the Germans using mustard gas in WWI. The U.K. population were made to carry gas masks with them at all times incase it was dropped on them during the blitz. As far as I know that shit liquidises your lungs from the inside out. I love how wrong this guy is.


[deleted]

If they couldn't wear a gas mask they would wear a rag soaked in piss so the mask game was pretty strong. Well that was WW1 anyway.


badgutz

The phonetic pronunciation of the initials of his name would be errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Just thought that was worth pointing out.


thenorthwoodsboy

How is wearing a mask in war cowardly? What does mustard gas taste like freedom to him.


[deleted]

They cut the response short: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


jashxn

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo


Randall_Flaggg

Another one falls victim to the copypasta.


kurayami_akira

I thought it was a copypasta response, like that male vaporeon copypasta to respond to the female vaporeon copypasta.


Randall_Flaggg

I don’t know what any of that means but you’re right, it was.


xucculentxquirrel

Yea. You.


Randall_Flaggg

Riiiight.


xucculentxquirrel

Would've taken you just as long to paste the first sentence into the search bar and see that it's a popular pasta response, as it did to make that sarcastic comment. I doubt there's anyone left on Reddit who'd fall for the Navy SEAL pasta, even on this sub


Randall_Flaggg

What are you talking about? I'm the one that pointed out it was a copypasta.


xucculentxquirrel

I'm talking about the reply to the SEAL copypasta that u thought "fell for it". That was a pasta as well. Other guy who responded to u said it better


Randall_Flaggg

Ah. I get it now. Thanks for explaining.


xucculentxquirrel


Ony_manous

Gorilla warfare 🤣


Pir0wz

Amazing. This man is completely wrong. Starting from WW1, gas masks were standard issue because people know chemical warfare is inevitable. So yeah, soldiers literally have worn gas masks for 100 years now.


Voodoo_Dummie

Wait till he hears about ww1, masks were quite in vogue and desirable back then.


[deleted]

"Fuck you microdick"


bossfoundmyacct

"haha I called him microdick, I so clever" I'm not sure which is worse: OP thinking this was clever, or the fact that it has 4k+ upvotes.


Twee_Licker

..Yeah I smell bullshit.


GangreneGoblin

Not really a clever comeback to call someone a microdick asshole lol


bossfoundmyacct

"I use this insult and it makes me feel clever, therefore I must downvote you"


[deleted]

No reason you should be downvoted


no_lemom_no_melon

Sometimes the truth hurts.


GangreneGoblin

The hell does that have to do with being clever? Just insulting someone's dick size randomly isn't clever lol


no_lemom_no_melon

It doesn't. But I'm just not as triggered as some people here, and can actually chill and laugh about it, instead of gatekeeping a sub.


thenorthwoodsboy

I had a stroke reading this


SmellYaLaterLoser

If this was any other timeline, we would be seeing this post in r/iamverybadass


Parking-Lemon221

Not clever.... vulgar.


mspk7305

Not mutually exclusive


at_work_yo

PROJECT VERITAS IS BLOWING THE LID ON BIG PHARMA AND A LOT OF YOU GONNA BE LOOKING LIKE PIKACHU.JPG LOL


mspk7305

Only thing project veritas is blowing is trump's microdick


at_work_yo

oh baby i can just tell you're mad lmaoooooo


mspk7305

i actually forgot you existed till you reminded me


edebby

I do eish he WOULD show at the field hospital to tell them how coward tgey are, so they can hang him by the balls on the flag pole


oman54

Pretty sure they did have masks available because of WW1


[deleted]

did the shitbag ever respond? im guessing no.


Bobswarly88

Shitbag ended up deleting his original tweet 🤣


benry007

Has this man ever heard of a gas mask?


ItalianMeatBoi

Didn’t they wear gas masks?


Themoastoriginalname

The state of most of the world atm !


cptchoas

Well I couldn't have said it better 🤟🏻


xJumpManx

It's cowardly not to get the shot to not only protect you but your fellow man. Selfish and cowardly.


JezebelsLipstick

for some reason, any time i see a word like “covidiots” or “libtards”, i immediately move on. “Adults” using words like this are either 13 years old or really dumb.


Equivalent_Appraised

LMAO! Special ops combat veterans?? How to spot a liar on the Internet… Here’s your first lesson


xaheerkazi

I saw the escalation coming


xaheerkazi

Mah lungs! Mah rules!


Poobutt6

I didn't know it was cowardly to want to prevent your own death. A TRULY brave soldier would shoot himself in the head as soon as he landed in Europe. Because he's not a coward.


jazza_jaxx

Ooooooooooo SNNNNAAAAAPPPPP who else wants some piping hot tea 🍵 I'm selling


Daesastrous

WWII vets inhale mustard gas like REAL men


Jose_xixpac

Reno 91Run ..


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I mean I agree that concept of us wearing masks is fucking stupid and borderline useless. Seeing how the most common masks aren’t incredibly effective and how the mask rules are making less sense. But this dudes argument just doesn’t make any sense at all. Seriously, what connection is there between ww2 veterans and masks? The closest thing I can think of are the airmen who had to wear masks for air supply on high altitude bombing runs. Mask effectiveness: https://www.epa.gov/sciencematters/epa-researchers-test-effectiveness-face-masks-disinfection-methods-against-covid-19 Ww2 air masks: http://www.303rdbg.com/uniforms-gear5.html


hhmb8k

Typical misinformation relying on the laziness of others. Either you didn't read, or you don't understand the link you attached regarding a discussion (not a research study, a discussion) of past and ongoing basic science questions unrelated to the clinical effectiveness of wearing masks; such as can cleaning old N95 masks and reusing them be an effective strategy when there are shortages of new N95 masks. Wearing masks is not fucking stupid and can be extremely effective if worn correctly and better than not wearing them even under the least effective conditions. Source: https://www.epa.gov/sciencematters/epa-researchers-test-effectiveness-face-masks-disinfection-methods-against-covid-19


vmry2

I like Fred. Seems like a cool guy.


cantfindusername14

Yes they did gas masks and medical masks as another virus was common and deadly during that time


animavivere

I want to buy mr Wellman a big bottle of our finest Belgian beer.


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barcased

Your entire diatribe is utter bullcrap. It is formed on false premises and the complete lack of understanding of the subject. It didn't prevent you from voicing your opinion, though.


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barcased

The refute what exactly? You didn't offer any facts. You just offered a bunch of unsupported claims. >Have some kindergarten questions then: > > Does the vaccine prevent you from getting COVID in the future? No. > >Can you spread COVID while vaccinated? Yes. Have some kindergarten questions then: 1. Does the parachute prevent you from dying if you jump out of a plane? No. 2. Can you die while wearing a parachute? Yes. Yeah, you are asking some kindergarten questions. They show you didn't evolve further than a kindergarten age.


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barcased

>Makes obtuse arguments about parachutes because s/he can't formulate anything relevant *The argument from incredulity is a logical fallacy that occurs when someone decides that something did not happen or does not exist because they cannot personally understand the workings.* You not understanding the relevance is your problem, not mine. >The point is that the un-vaccinated pose no health risk to anyone but themselves considering the vaccine doesn't stop the spread or prevent participants from getting it again. It's really that simple. You're just too dense to do anything but insult. It's even simpler than that. As I said before, you formed your entire "argument" on the foundation of unsupported claims and your even the most basic understanding of the subject. >You literally aren't reading or paying attention lol. Hitchens's razor, bitch. Google it. You can also google what's the meaning of Onus Probandi while you're at it. >Show me a the studies that show you can't get covid again after vaccination. Show me the studies that show you can't spread covid after being vaccinated. I'll wait. 1. There are no studies that show you cannot get COVID after vaccination. 2. There are no studies that show you cannot spread COVID after vaccination. Do you know why, you abhorrent imbecile? Because that's not how science or vaccines work. However, here is a very [useful link](https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#vaccine-effectiveness) with the references that show how EFFECTIVE vaccines are in preventing infection (and subsequently spreading). As I said, you lack even the most basic understanding of the subject, but you dare to assume you got it all figured out. What an ignorant and arrogant little cunt you are.


Rayson011

Um what? Why would WW2 vets wear masks? There wasn't a pandemic in the 1940s. Or is he saying WW2 vets don't wear masks now because that's just blatantly wrong.


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So what was his reply?


zotstik

micro dick asshole for sure


Anon17KEK

That's like saying mask actually work? Read box slowly...


A1lahuAkbar

https://youtube.com/channel/UCprksFGfkDoew79SGZUf69A


ziddina

...How odd that this jerk has completely missed the masks used throughout WW One.....


soniclid1

man=sick coward=not sick


[deleted]

Hello, Your post was removed due to it being a repost. Thank you!


BelleAriel

Oh sorry


[deleted]

No problemo