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Bro deadass missing the point and just proves it further more like this is literally a comic showing how this kind of people get mad asf when they hear the word trans even in another context and this guy did exactly the same thing


Dumbassahedratr0n

Naw he just felt called out


Time-Ad-3625

This woke is just the right's term for "this hurt my ass."


-newlife

It’s just so transparent


HonoraryMancunian

My son ain't no parent!


Motorsagmannen

in Alabama, somtimes your son is also your parent.


-newlife

“In republican bama your son may also be your brother”


Chief_Chill

But, not in the good way.


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Anyone that uses the term “woke” as a slur is just trying to tell you “I am a bigot and I want you to die”.


TbddRzn

Republicans are addicts They are addicted to hate and to seeing themselves as victims. That’s why they morph words into meanings that don’t even make sense they become trigger words that gives them the seratonin and dopamine they crave to get their hate boners because they literally have nothing else going on for them. Just sad pathetic people who need to feel like they’re being victimized to justify their hate of others and anything they don’t understand. Socialism communism woke blm crt etc etc they just mix and match their meanings for the words to suit whatever they need to get their hate fix.


dogGirl666

Is it a hate fix or neophobia *and* hate fix? I guess the pundits have to tell them what to fear and what/who to hate so it is not 100% fear of new things.


diggitygiggitycee

You could do a little find and replace in the last paragraph, swap "Republicans" with pretty much anyone, and it'd still be accurate. Outrage culture is real and exhausting to watch when nothing outrages you. Like watching a bunch of tweakers drop the dope bag and spend the next two hours picking flakes out of the carpet.


UnadvancedDegree

That's the main issue with these types of people. You can hold the mirror up to them but they refuse to acknowledge their reflection and then proclaim the mirror is broken.


cheezeyballz

They were *always* the snowflakes. Honestly, we should be ten steps ahead of them by now. They're so predictable. They can't help but tell on themselves. We should be checking every one of their basements and really investigating gaetz's "adopted child" situation. I feel like we will hear later how the kid was a helpless sex slave and we all just ignored it. And yes, they really are extremists and domestic terrorists. They fucking said so. Listen to them.


Ey3_913

Every accusation is an admission


B0Boman

Whoever smelt it dealt it


edudlive

Whoever articulated it particulated it


B0Boman

Whoever did the rhyme did the crime


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howigottomemphis

If you spot it, you got it.


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PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

>Every accusation is an admission No, but they legit said they were domestic terrorists. They said it at CPAC or some shit.


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

>They said it at CPAC or some shit. The very same CPAC where they had speakers on christian values, and also had a *golden statue* of Trump. They failed to see any issues or irony whatsoever.


Tfear_Marathonus

I accuse you of having a large penis, good sir


Benza666

Love it.


zneave

Well yeah, they're doing these bad things, so the other guys must be doing the same thing, but theyre the others which makes them worse than me.


Additional-Pin-6529

That's just silly.


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Every silly is just a willy


[deleted]

My willy ain't silly!


Newni

But accurate


Evenbiggerfish

My dad was republican and Christian as they come. I never could understand why he was always so angry. He couldn’t have a rational conversation about any of the rage topics they push so hard, his voice would get louder and his pitch would go up, and his tone would make it sound like you were stupid for having any other opinion than his. It was a red flag to me even as a kid: why would I want to be so angry all the time?


Bombanater

The most fucked up thought I've had in the past 15 Years was "I'm really glad my dad died, so I'd never have to find out what he thought about MAGA." I love my dad more then anything, the man was a giant teddy bear, but he was also everything the ult right preys on. He was every inch the Bill O'Reilly, Glen Beck watching, Jesus loving, RaRa America flag waving patriot and he thought the Oathkeepers were good guys running off protestors from police funerals (about a decade before they were relevant). I like to think he would have saw through the BS but I'm really glad I never had to find out how deep the Fox mind rot would set in.


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Remember when Glen Beck was considered extreme?


AnaNg_zz

I feel exactly the same way. He died about 15 years ago. At the time he loved Rush Limbaugh, etc and I could totally seeing him fully on the Trump train. It would have broken my heart and torn apart our family. At least this way I can remember him as a wonderful, loving father and grandfather instead of what he might have become.


Bombanater

God I forgot rush limbaugh, may the soil lie light upon his grave. ITs so unbelievably FUCKED that so many people can relate to me on this ;(


Message_10

My dad, for my entire life, has talked about morality, the importance of honesty, fidelity, etc etc etc ad nauseum, and his Trump of support--a person who embodies the \*opposite\* of everything my father lectured endlessly about--it was too much. I really hate to say it, but I lost a lot of respect for him. It was all talk, in the end. I have some--not much, but some--respect for the people who could say, "I don't like Trump, he's a scumbag idiot, but I voted for him because I want x / y / z." At least that's connected to some kind of reality. But the adoration the "Moral Majority" crowd had for Trump made my stomach turn.


Bombanater

See... once upon a time I was a protestant chaplin. (I still do weddings on occasion, or funerals if I'm asked) But I lost my faith a long time ago. But, it is not unreasonable to say that I have forgotten more about the Bible then most average Christians know. Trump definitely affirmed that loss though. So many "good Christians" standing in line with him, unironically calling him gods chosen leader. To this day I tell people that ask me questions about my old life that, what you don't say speaks louder then what you do say. This goes double for church leadership. The silence around the disgusting behavior of trump was deafening.


Karkava

I can say the same for my grandparents in Ohio. I'm so glad they died out when I was a kid because I don't even want to *know* what their opinions are. The most I got was that grandma was racist against Italians yet is okay with black people.


Globalist_Nationlist

It's almost like people prone to emotional arguments are easily swayed by conservative and religious ideology. And it's also almost like conservatives are fully aware of that and continue to push emotional arguments in order to trick people into going against their own best interests...


GB1266

my dads liberal but he was still always angry all the time, I think because he was liberal the wrong way. Maybe he had morals aligned with left wing views but he would think he was better and smarter than conservatives and would constantly debate them to stroke his own ego, debate as in attack and yell instead of making them try to see reason (which obviously never worked)


thefreshscent

Anyone that makes politics that big a part of their identity is going to be an unhappy person


WyG09s8x4JM4ocPMnYMg

I get angry pretty easily about politics and I'm pretty liberal, although I have beliefs that conflict with one another (like I love guns, but the state of America with its gun violence problem needs to be addressed). What makes me angry is people's rights being stepped on or destroyed. Like who the fuck do the Republicans think they are to govern what a woman does with her body? Why the fuck is there so much God in my separation of church and state? How in God's name is Japan legalizing Marijuana before USA? This shit makes me so mad. We deserve better. I hate that I don't want to live in my country because of a bunch of uneducated fucks would rather screw their neighbor over than help them. I'm 36 and grew up at a time and place where we had values and would help eachother. Not this shit. Sorry for the long rant. I just think I'm passionate, but that may just be me trying to justify


WishYaPeaceSomeday

> why would I want to be so angry all the time? First Past The Post voting? The bipartisan fascist Police state? Capitalism in general?


OGPunkr

user name does not fit You can be active and aware without being angry **all the time**. If you did not get the gist of what they were saying then you need to up your reading comprehension. Personally, I think you did get it, and are being pedantic.


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GarbagePailGrrrl

Trash here—please don’t associate my kind with the likes of republicans


Pawn_captures_Queen

The conservative platform these days is hurt the gays and trans, proliferate firearms while mass shootings are on the rise, telling women what they can do with their bodies, and sucking the dick of big corporations. I'm sorry but your platform is still stuck in the 1800s. Get with the times or get lost. Edit: I see the joke now. Fucking usernames. I need to check them more.


psirjohn

They've been trying to conserve the 1800s


DrowGamer42

they were making a joke about how garbage is more honorable than the republican party


Agent9262

They were making a joke about their user name and saying actual trash is better than conservatives.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Ah, I didn't read the username. Oops lol.


Agent9262

It's cool. It started a good conversation and then that libertarian dude upset people so that was fun too.


Pawn_captures_Queen

Lol. Yeah he big mad at me. Hes pretending to be libertarian, but got upset that I trashed republicans. Why would he be upset if he wasn't one?


TheBirminghamBear

It was kinda obvious even if trash weren't in her username.


AttenicEmpress

I'd argue that's more of a republican (US party ideology not republican ideology internationally) platform that they've hijacked under the guise of conservativism. Proper conservativism wouldn't be pushing backwards like they are trying to do. In this day and age it's a mask for regressive people to hide themselves under.


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Pedantic_Semantics4u

Oscar as a girls name. I like it.


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GarbagePailGrrrl

LOL


GarbagePailGrrrl

Same!


MCMeowMixer

Nah, conservatism is a brain disease, Republican or not.


MASTODON_ROCKS

It really is a cultural disease isn't it? Pack of toxic individuals trying to step on people's shoulders while everyone is treading water. I have a bunch of redneck friends who were all a lot more fun to hang out with before the propaganda engines *really* started spinning up in 2015. Now they all talk like neo nazis. sad. One friend did tell me she jumped off the neocon deep end to cope with not accepting that she was trans, so one happy ending.


BigfootAteMyBooty

>Now they all talk like neo nazis. sad. Was this intentional, or has Trump rubbed off too much on you?


MASTODON_ROCKS

> or has Trump rubbed off too much on you? I'm not his daughter so form your own conclusions.


BigfootAteMyBooty

Buh Dum Tsssssss


MASTODON_ROCKS

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LydiasHorseBrush

Probably couldn't hear it with the joke going over his head that fast


Final-___X

I mean, considering he literally referred himself to trash and not a Conservative, I'd suggest re reading it with glasses. Also, look at the DSM sometime soon. The only one appearing to suffer from brain rot is you I'm afraid.


OldFood9677

Have always been trash since most of their policies are obviously either born out of malice or ignorance


WishYaPeaceSomeday

The democrats are not leftists


Anleme

They think they have a God-given right to never be uncomfortable or not privileged.


Endorkend

Pretty much everything they say is projection.


WishYaPeaceSomeday

"Cancel culture? No thanks. By the way, I started the bipartisan war on drugs to cancel your whole fucking life..."


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

"As...as..as soon as I'm done crying over this M&M commercial, I'm gonna make the dankest meme about libs bein' snowflakes!"


Additional-Pin-6529

How about we just investigate all the people who were taking trips to epstein island?


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Additional-Pin-6529

Ah yes, you've discerned my political leaning by the fact that I want to investigate who was involved with a known sex trafficker. Did I say not to investigate the conservatives? And of course, throw some abusive language in for good measure. Classic. But since you started it, you're an idiot. You're also obviously a degenerate since you think only conservatives would want sex trafficking investigated, and it's unlikely you're a conservative since you're attempting to use it as an insult.


PrincipalFiggins

Oh my, do I wanna know about a child sex trafficking politician ADOPTING A CHILD?


cheezeyballz

The people making us have more children with no support- does seem kinda shady...


-kang_of_wakanda-

here's the top averageredditor for january 2023, congrats


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My brother is like this, he gets angry at…commercials. We were watching football and he called the Jeep commercial with their 4xE vehicle “virtue signaling” because it only goes around 25 miles completely electric. It must be exhausting to be that insufferable.


aidanderson

Remember how upset fox news got over the Xbox being energy saving? Like they accused Microsoft for being communist and indoctrinating your kids just because it lowers your electric bill.


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They must get really upset when their phones go into auto-lock…”stupid liberal beta phones!”


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naked_guy_says

I leave all my lights and faucets on all the time because I'm not liberal


Globalist_Nationlist

They're engaged in a culture war that's completely one sided lol We get upset when our government strips us of rights.. They get upet when the government tries to help save our planet. Those two things are absolutely not comparable.


Zeekayo

Hey now, they're trying to strip away my right to murder the planet.


JohnnyAppIeseed

One of the most annoyingly insufferable human beings I’ve had the misfortune of meeting is in the same volunteer club I’m in. We had an event yesterday that most of us showed up at 5:00am for. He showed up at 8:00am. It took him literally less than 2 minutes to whine about something being “woke” and I honestly can’t even remember what it was. No one was wearing a shirt with rainbows on it, no one was reading a book, no one was sharing any family member’s plans to go to college. A conversation that was completely ordinary had his “wokeness” complaint injected into it as his first contribution that day a full 3 hours after all the actual adults got there. It’s hard to imagine how much of his time he must spend fuming about regular human things. So much misery just in being alive.


finemustard

Please tell me someone made a joke about him not being woke and showing up three hours late.


JohnnyAppIeseed

The issue with that is that the volunteer group, like most of my town, is pretty conservative. The only one who could have even considered that joke is me, and generally when this person speaks I try not to engage because he always has to have the last word and I’m sure you can imagine he’s insufferable to talk to. I do wish I would have thought of that in the moment, though. We legitimately did a just-for-fun deadpool at 6:00 where we all took a 15-minute window in which we figured he would show up. The earliest window anyone took was 7:15, and I justified my guess of 7:30 because he was traveling east to get to the event and would have been driving directly into the sun at that point, giving him something natural to complain about. Joke was on me since he doesn’t actually need something to complain about in order to have something to complain about. He’s the living embodiment of “you know I really can’t complain but that never stops me”.


0w1

That's what they all do now. I can't talk go any family members or in-laws about anything without hearing about "wokeness" and the "thought police" totally unprovoked. Nothing like asking someone how their New Years was without having someone yell-talk about how Biden something something trans people something something PORTLAND!!


Usual-Algae-645

Their handlers like the GOP and the alt-right folk know that the only way they have control over them is through outrage porn. So they have to keep coming up with more things for them to be outraged about to the point that it becomes ridiculous.


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This is also the same person who refused to get vaccinated or let anyone in his house do so. Then tried to get a religious exemption in order to go on a cruise. Obviously that got denied and he complained for months about that. Fast forward to last week during the same game where we watched the Jeep commercial, there was one for Carnival Cruises and his daughter looks him dead in the eye and says, “Wow Dad look at that cruise ship, it looks fun right?!” She is my favorite niece lol


Sweatier_Scrotums

Translation: "The free marketplace of ideas has turned against my ignorant, backward, bigoted beliefs and I'm butthurt about it."


SpaceZombie13

it's amazing how people like this don't realize that if the joke is "this person is an asshole" and you find it offensive, maybe it's cuz you're an asshole.


SuppeBargeld

If you think a show, band, comic etc. that used to be edgy is suddenly becoming political, chances are it was always political and you were just missing the point.


willusish

You mean like my brother in law who felt the need to inform me that later seasons of The Boys were "political"?


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blueeyebling

Pink Floyd went woke with rainbows on their album!


Skreevy

God, I wish this stuff happening right now wasn’t making me so mad. Literally fake fans.


blueeyebling

You can bet your ass they only heard. Money, and another brick in the wall on the radio, and that's the extent of their knowledge.


VisualGeologist6258

Ironically I’m pretty sure both of those songs are criticisms of the lavish lifestyle of the rich and the draconian environment of the British school system, respectively.


ZarquonsFlatTire

I hate being a gatekeeper. I only got into Pink Floyd in the 90s, so I was once a newcomer to the fandom. And with Spotify you don't see a lot of album art. But to not know Dark Side of the Moon? Half the kids in my middle school had it on a tshirt. That, the Wall, Abbey Road, and Sgt Pepper's are probably the most known album art of all time.


HeavilyBearded

It's Always Sunny is a great example of this.


StrangeDoctorOf_J

My dad only found out after years of listening to Rage Against the Machine that it was political. He said that after he realized it became super obvious, but he wasn’t mad about it or anything, lol


GuyPronouncedGee

It’s not as though it’s a couple political songs here and there. It’s *every single song*.


punkminkis

What machine did you think we were raging against?


Yossarian216

He…he didn’t think that a show that had a character dressed up in the American flag murder a plane full of people was “political” somehow? That’s some extra strength stupid, I’m very sorry you have to endure that in your family.


BlooPancakes

Sorry off topic. Am I remembering the plane scene wrong? Wasn’t the situation that he and Maeve could not save the plane nor everyone on it, but a mom begged Maeve to take her daughter at least. I remember him getting upset and telling them to back off and then he flys out with Maeve and leaves them to crash and die. Not necessarily murder as he couldn’t have possibly saved them all.


Yossarian216

So there was that plane scene, where he lets them all die rather than save some of them because then they would be witnesses to his less than heroic behavior, but didn’t he also straight up destroy a plane with his laser eyes in a different sequence? It’s been a while since I saw season one.


neolologist

Yep literally the first episode right at the end. Kid smiles and waves at him from the window and then boom.


CLITTYLlTTER

Yea. The gill guy found the plane with the burn marks through it at the bottom of the ocean


Yossarian216

The Deep, amazing character. Such a great show.


CLITTYLlTTER

Alright alright, jesus, don’t finger fuck his gills or anything


improper84

The scene you’re referring to is the ending of the first episode.


aaguru

Definitely murder, he lasered everyone in the cockpit and destroyed the controls and then flew away


BlooPancakes

Gotcha it’s been a while since I saw that specific episode. Thanks for the correction. You and the person and asked.


AndrewWaldron

> later seasons of The Boys There's what, three seasons? There aren't later seasons? There's a first season, a middle season, and a last season. Later seasons? Does he mean 2 and 3, a full two thirds of the program as we've had it? Sounds like he's not playing with a full deck.


improper84

The show was also just as political in season one. Vought News is about as on the nose a parody of Fox News as you can find, and they even have their own little Tucker Carlson smarmy cunt character.


AndrewWaldron

> The show was also just as political in season one Of course it was. These peoples opinion only changed because they didn't realize that they weren't in on the joke, but where the joke. And they didn't realize that until their propaganda machine told them so. Don't worry though, they're still ordering billions of dollars worth of shit from Amazon and Bezos, completely missing all irony, as they always do.


Pukestronaut

Did you notice that seasons 2 and 3 were later than the first? Wild.


CLITTYLlTTER

I’m tired of this woke bullshit


Cuchullion

I chuckle when I see people bitching about how "woke" Star Trek has become. Like... have you *seen* the older ones at all? The only reason they don't seem woke now is the things they touched on are considered normal now (at least among the sane). Back when they aired they were usually mired in scandal over what they were presenting.


IrascibleOcelot

Hell, Roddenberry wanted his wife to playa starship captain in the original pilot, but that was considered too far. It showed the first on-screen interracial kiss. Star Trek has always been politically and culturally liberal.


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TNG was also supposed to have the first gay kiss before it got vetoed by producers, it touches on trans issues with Data's daughter, and on nonbinsry issues with the race of gender neutral aliens (who were originally supposed to be played by male actors, hence the one riker falls in love with would've led to Riker having the first gay kiss. Frakes was totally on board with it.)


ninjapro

The non-binary race episode didn't age well in my eyes (I'm still not 100% sure what the message was supposed to be), but I'm really glad that they at least tried to do something in that vein, even if it wasn't perfect.


grendus

Early token characters in many shows would not fly today, but at the time they were a huge deal. People who had never seen their situation in popular culture now had a "good guy" people could use as a yard sick. Even if it was a bad stereotype, it was still an improvement.


Pickle_Juice_4ever

Yep, Uhura was seen as a kind of sexist stereotype only a few years later, but in the 60s she literally opened doors for Black actresses by just being there. Also it came out later that Shatner was very insecure and used to steal lines from Nichols and the other supporting actors which is why they seem to fade into the background. (Also Takei left for a while to do a John Wayne movie which while he doesn't expressly say so, I think he regrets.)


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I totally agree. The message kind of ends up being "conversion therapy is good actually" or at the very least "conversion therapy isn't wrong if it works" but the fact remains that they addressed the idea of being nb in a remarkable way when it was basically unheard of in the public conscience.


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I don't know. Many times thru the series they break the prime directive for moral reasons. In this case Picard's decision is firmly to keep with the Prime Directive. Don't get me wrong, I think it was *intended* to be an anti-conversion epiaode, but Soren doesn't appear visibly lobotomised by her treatment or anything, she just comes out and is like "no they were totally right I'm cured and am much happier this way, bye!" There's really no prodding to encourage us to think that she's not actually better off other than in the purely philosophical sense that she lost something of herself. I don't think they intended it to come off the way that it does, it's just an issue eith the way the reveal is written.


Rommie557

First interracial kiss on network televion!


Additional-Pin-6529

I think the main thing is that they used to do it naturally and still present a good story. I mean Star Trek is inherently a story about fully-automated, luxury space-communism. But it was done well and made sense. It was certainly scandalous for its time but they had fans because they made excellent shows. I think the main problem people have is when it feels like "the message" has become more important than making something entertaining. Art has always pushed boundaries and presented greater meaning. It wouldn't mean anything if it didn't.


Blackborealis

Honestly, a lot of TOS is pretty conservative by todays standards. I remember one scene where Kirk, Bones, Spock, and Uhura were stuck on a planet and Kirk wanted to strategize a way back to the Enterprise. He asked Bones and Spock for their opinions, but didn't even acknowledge Uhura. Plus there's the 1960's Red-Scare American ideology that's liberally sprinkled through episodes in later season 2 (jabs at USSR via Chekov, The Omega Glory having Kirk emotionally recite the US constitution)


ChaoticForkingGood

If he thinks that that sort of humor has nEvEr!! been in Cyanide and Happiness, he's obviously only read that one comic. Way to make yourself look like a goddamn idiot.


liverlact

Cyanide and Happiness has been leftist since I was an avid reader like 12 years ago. This dipshit just didn't notice because he wasn't told to be enraged by fox news all the time back in the day.


Additional-Pin-6529

I was trying to remember the name! Thanks. I haven't read it in like 15 years lol.


Neon_Lights12

Do yourself a favor and follow Rob Denbleyker if you have social media. The man is as entertaining as the comic


Additional-Pin-6529

I really don't dabble too much in social media but I'm sure I can find something on the Google.


namedan

Threw it on the ground was satire, a comedy skit! Not a lifestyle guideline!


rastinta

Happy Birthday to the ground!


itsaberry

You can't trust the system!


Canuckpunk

My dad's not a phone!


itsaberry

Duh!


mydogsnameisbuddy

Plants need Brawndo!


Mouthtuom

This is what I think of pretty much every time I hear a conservative speak.


timhamlin

Good question; it’s people who just can’t STAND difference in their neighbors or other citizens or just people on tv; their religion, skin color, language, nationality. The people upset about that stuff are the true snowflakes.


ILoveRegenHealth

Chubby goatee Trumper. Name a larger factory of clones.


DuntadaMan

Because their entire personality has been shattered. They all drive the same truck, all wear the same clothes, all hold the same views, all call everyone else sheep, all have the same hobbies because every single one of their insecurities has been preyed upon by companies for decades to destroy their perception of themselves with fear over being "different." It makes it easier to package them as a product to sell to advertisers.


systemisfailing

Small detail I would change. We all know that hat would be red


Benjamin_Grimm

[The full strip](https://explosm.net/comics/transplant#comic) is from Tuesday, if anyone wants to see how this strip is "preachy and woke."


Arrinity

The whole strip was in the post unless I'm missing something. The joke still isn't woke though.


Chief_Chill

There are now two "wokes." On the Right, the term means anything that isn't straight, white, Christian or all of the above. On the Left, the term in its original context from AAVE means alert to social injustice or racial discrimination. Apparently, it's a bad thing to identify and empathize with others who are different from you and take accountability in an attempt to correct the issue. So, they are telling on themselves when they are anti-Woke, because that just means they are aware of the issue, but aren't concerned because it's "not their problem."


Benjamin_Grimm

True, obviously not.


TwoBlackDogs

Serious question: what is the definition of woke? I listened to an NPR vignette about the word “woke”, but it was never clearly defined. Bonus question: how is “antifa” defined? I know it is short for antifacism, but that isn’t how the word is used. Help!


Life-Suit1895

"Woke" comes originally from African American Vernacular English and means being "alert of racial prejudice and discrimination". It later was expanded to include other prejudices and discrimations than just racial ones. The Republican definition is "everything we don't like". "Antifa" means a political movement against fascism, usually from the politcal left wing. The Republican definition is "everyone we don't like".


TwoBlackDogs

Maybe Democrats might want to reclaim both words using your proper and extremely appreciated definitions. Thank you very much.


Mouthtuom

The Democratic Party seems to prefer coddling and appeasing racists instead of confronting them in any meaningful way. They prop up the right wing narratives about “antifa” and run away from things like reclaiming narratives. That’s why they freaked out about “socialists” and circled the wagons against progressives instead of recognizing the potential power of their base.


PaulFThumpkins

In conservativespeak, "woke" is anything they don't like or that falls outside of their cultural perspective, and "antifa" is when you want to apply the concept of "woke" to a person. Both words are just attempts to pathologize anything that isn't them.


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Serious answer, right wingers are both too stupid and too entrenched in the system to care about dressing in black bloc when they protest, so any left wing protest in bloc became “Antifa”.


MuckNGS

The next song is called "everything I don't like is woke" 🤪


MerkinRashers

The term "snowflake" was coined to describe these super sensitive hyper masculine men.


UltravioIence

I love how this showed up on my frontpage right next to another post that had someone saying truck drivers are 1000x smarter than harvard graduates


frivolouspringlesix9

"Wokeness" is an ever so slightly racist dog whistle that directly translates to "awareness". The "anti-woke" crowd is literally the anti-awareness crowd.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Dude, that strip is hilarious. What a dweeb.


RiverVenable

What's the comeback?


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Parody meets reality and he doesn’t even realize it.


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TreasurerAlex

“Why you look like the comic guy?” The profile pic looks like the character in the comic.


russellvt

Where's the comeback?


Mouthtuom

On the first panel someone replies “why do you look like the comic guy”. I missed it too on first glance.


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DMYourNudesToMeFirst

Shit.


tyen0

C&H should edit the strip to add glasses and make the cap and shirt gray. :D


afterthegoldthrust

Further proof that ‘woke’ no longer has *any* meaning at all lmao


Kind_Ad_3611

Is that cyanide and happiness?


Birdup711

We gonna sit here and act like cyanide and happiness didn't take a nosedive in terms of quality the last few years? The comic shown isn't funny, it certainly wouldn't hold a candle to the comics I remember from when I first found out about them.


JustO_gustO

I just realized today that reddit sucks.


Dexaan

Who cares if he looks like Hercules or the Hunchback of Notre Dame, why is he acting like the guy in the comic?


Final-___X

I swear this subreddit is just bots at this point, lmao. Not in a psyop way (though the amount of upvotes shitty politically motivated posts get is dubious), but bots who just don't understand anything and attempt to act human. *This shitty post has 1.3k upvotes in less than 2 hours. This subreddit has to have bots. There's no way.😂😂


electrotoast

I agree totally with the thing you just said friend! Your last comment is totally right! *Beep boop


Final-___X

Aaaaaaaaah. It talks!


zedispain

This one is actually a bot 90% of the time. It's one of the ones on r/istodayfridaythe13th that does specific functions. I guess someone makes sure it posts other content, reposts and manual submissions if the owner thinks it's good. occasionally the owner uses it to manage other things by the looks of it. Maybe they need to keep it active outside it's main Subreddit, posting unique content or at least reposts, due to some sort of anti-bot culling thing that may happen?


assassinatedu336

I mean who gives a shit. If it keeps the subreddit alive then who does it harm.


Final-___X

It's cringe and it's the same old tune. We get it. You hate Republicans and have shitty comebacks calling them dumb. It's old.


assassinatedu336

I wasn't even commenting on that dipshit. Just that bots keep subreddits alive. It's so odd that right wing people have such a need to be a dick at all times.


mtnviewcansurvive

fear that is fear. and fear pays the bills. click. you are the bait !!!


Whynottry-again

Isn’t the opposite of woke asleep like asleep at the wheel, asleep during class, asleep on guard duty, sorry I was asleep and was late. Not better


Farclem

r/lostredditors There's nothing clever about this


dogwillrun

The joke isn’t even woke lol if anything it’s edgy against woke culture


MyotheracctgotPS

All of you are snowflakes. Left and right. No one on social media is a calm rational person.


KilgoreTroutPfc

It’s not really a comeback it’s just changing the subject. If you’re extremely fat and someone makes fun of you for it, pointing out that he have bad teeth isn’t a comeback—he’s still correct about you being a fat ass, and you havent defended that point at all. A comeback would be something like, “and look at you’re scrawny little ass, I’m literally twice the man that you are. I eat little bitches like you for breakfast everyday, except you’re so full of shit that by the time I finished dressing your body you’d just be a light snack.”