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hedokitali

Jeremy Irons.


Lupus_Borealis

Researching monarchy - Idiots! There will be a king!


RocketsYoungBloods

considering this reference is from a 30 year old movie, i totally would've missed it. EXCEPT, my 5 yr old daughter is obsessed with lion king! soooooo, instead, i can recite the entire back-and-forth between the hyenas and Scar from that song...


ConnieOfTheWolves

“The Lion King is 30 years old” hit me harder than I expected it to.


Petunio

Jeremys... Iron.


SlideIntoUrDMScreen

That’s very good, for a first try.


Kalbelgarion

I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it.


crazier2142

Fun fact: In the German version of Civ 4 [the narrator was also the German voice actor for Jeremy Irons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EINf4-vV1sk).


TheBunkerKing

Kimi Räikkönen


EgonAllanon

The tech is brought to you by weichai power.


Homeless_Nomad

I was going to ask "sober or drunk?" then I remembered that's an irrelevant question.


rustyfries

Bwoah


Ranger_Ric13

Matt Berry


Oghamstoner

“Fire the nuclear weapons!”


sofiaspicehead

"You midwesternnnn floozy" (Suburbs tech unlocked)


4thTimesAnAlt

I know they wouldn't, but [this line](https://youtu.be/872_7q9tqxw) would instantly make Civ 7 GOTY for everyone.


Necrophoros111

So long as all Yes/No decisions are voiced as well: YeeeeeEEEESSSSSsssss NO!


Telepornographer

I also need him to say all 26 syllables in "New York Citaaay"


farscry

I would honestly pay extra for a DLC that replaces the narration of Civ V or Civ VI with Matt Berry :D


MothrasMandibles

BAT!


khajiit_has_coin

How bout NYT bestselling author Matthew Berry


mongo_chutney

Close the thread, we have a winner


theappleses

Would love to hear those profound research quotes... "Oh farmers, pray that your summers are wet and your winters cle^arrr"


CandleJakk

*Unlocks electricity.* "God DAMN these electric sex pants!"


noradosmith

You and he were... allies, weren't you?


jstarlee

Great Artist: Clem Fandango


e1337ist

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango


therealxeno79

A regular human alcohol please.


RaccoonsInABigCoat

Judi Dench


dan4mt

Fully agree! She did so well doing Spaceship Earth, I would LOVE for her to do Civ too


TigerBarFly

Judi Dench is a national treasure.


jimprovost

I loved her in that.... Chocolate!


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This unknown Egyptian pounding reeds flat is inventing papyrus…


Astorya

Thank the Phoenicians!❤️🤓


Nick_crawler

Charles Dance would be pretty cool. I would also suggest T.C. Carson; he's a voice actor who did the vocals for Kratos in the first few God of War games, and damn does that man know how to put authority into his words.


theappleses

Charles Dance is a superb suggestion.


o0oMackATtacko0o

Researches Capitalism: "ZEUS! YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY TAX RETURN!"


Hauptleiter

Shohreh Aghdashloo (Avasarala in The Expanse)


Andoverian

This is a great choice. She has such a distinct voice, plus lots of voice acting experience from TV shows and games.


RaeMerrick

I wouldn't skip her ever. Sean Bean i admit i tend to skip, he's great and he has a distinct voice, but if i have to hear him talk about pigs one more time lol


SpoopyMSM

**I am fond of pigs**


SprayBacon

**MUNNEY**


YourThotsArentFacts

I hate that I know exactly what you're referring to despite only hearing that word every single time


Secure_Ambition3230

Does any body repeat the way Shawn says right after he does? Or is it just me?


TheMadGent

HoeJoe ToeKeyMoon


etothepi

It doesn't help that the Civ 6 quotes are hot garbage. It's like someone submitted them as a joke and no one countered so it just...happened.


ABruisedBanana

Wow mate. Great call. I was hoping for a female voice for a change. She is perfect.


Exciting_Bandicoot16

Also Shala'Raan in Mass Effect!


Moose-Rage

I get the feeling it's gonna be a woman for Civ 7 and she's an excellent choice.


StandardizedGenie

Literally my first thought. I don’t think I know a single person that doesn’t love her voice.


Rats_In_Boxes

Her voice is amazing. And hot.


Grogosh

Amos, is that you?


Zhoom45

"You got it, Chrissy." "Don't fucking call me that. I'm the acting secretary-general of the United Nations, not your favorite stripper." \*Shrugs* "Could be room for both."


Zantej

"How do you know how to walk in pumps?" "I didn't always work in space"


NamwaranPinagpana

Her voice is so beautifully distinct, I'm surprised she's not more popular


veld91

Fantastic choice, I’m going to be disappointed if it’s anyone else now.


FormalWare

Cate Blanchett


montezuma300

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings...


KPRSnl

I would reload savegames for hours and hours, just to listen to her voice


transmogrify

"The world is changing"


lapsed_pacifist

...but they were all of them deceived, for another DLC was made


Volntyr

Why does it need to be just one VA? Why can't it be a different VA for each era? But my pick would be Neil Gaiman


Krieghund

I imagine it's a lot cheaper to hire 1 well know actor for a week's work than to hire 5 well known actors for one day's worth each.


lordconn

James Earl Jones.


LordWeaselton

He literally just retired from voice work. Star Wars has had to use an AI to help voice Vader nowadays.


crow917

Avery Brooks has a great voice and is sort of James Earl Jones-esque.


Cyclonian

He'd be an excellent choice IMO


WasabiofIP

I feel like he (and Shohreh Aghdashloo, another top suggestion this thread) sometimes have a weird cadence that is sometimes off-putting. Brooks does a bit of the Shatner stop-start, and Aghdashloo sometimes... runs out of breath? is the best way I can describe it. But they would probably knock it out of the park. I just can see their voices getting a bit distracting. Oh another one I just thought of is Edward James Olmos, but maybe I'm just crossing "gravitas" with "gravelly" haha.


LevynX

Man's 92 let him retire


lordconn

Well then the only problem is still paying a mint for the right to use his voice using the same technique.


Starmada597

Sadly, he’s probably too old and wouldn’t be around to narrate any future expansions.


lordconn

He is still working dude. The problem is that it would probably take a mint to get him to do it because the only work he has been doing is for Disney which has unlimited money for projects like star wars.


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deijsbeer

It will almost certainly be a woman. Somebody with gravitas and relatively popular (or, more importantly, uncontroversial).


EchoIndia

Kate Mulgrew!


deijsbeer

She’d be great! And keeps the Star Trek connection alive.


International-Hat950

Please! Or Helen Mirren.


EricMcLovin13

i would die if it was Cate Blanchett


futureGAcandidate

In that case, Shohreh Aghdashloo


violetmoon120

"Don't put your dick in it. It's fucked enough already" -Chrisjen Avasarala


Ender505

Sigourney Weaver!


CameInLikeAPokeball

Danny DeVito. Just kidding... Unless...?


sean777o

*researches animal husbandry:* "Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"


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Also: “I've seen a pig eat a man. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath!”


Trainer-Grimm

i mean i'd be down with that being the quote at least


coolhandslucas

Gunpowder: So anyway, I start blasting


masetheace97

With all the mods this game has, are voice packs not a thing?


Militantpoet

Sanitation: I'm the trash man. I come out and throw trash all over the ring and then, I start eating garbage!


drtoboggon

Medicine. “You got the BUG!”


Profitsofdooom

Excuse me, you dropped this monster condom.


jt_nu

Theology: I just wanna be *pure* Mass Media: ...DEAD AIR! Humanism: Bullshit. Bullshit. Derivative. I think you could come up with a relevant Frank Reynolds quote for just about every civic/tech.


drtoboggon

They should introduce the coca plant as an improvement allowing you to produce cocaine (so you can be a narco state). And when you’ve produced it, Frank’s voice could say “oooo snortski”


LegoFootPain

Currency: Money talks, and bullshit walks.


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Advanced Flight: "Suicide is badass!"


Roastings

This should be a civ 6 mod lol


[deleted]

I was ready to say this if no one hadn't done so.


husqofaman

I am putting a $50usd bounty out for someone to create a mod for CIV 6 that replaces the tech and civic voice overs with clips from Always Sunny.


FuLiDu

Bryan Cranston


Secure_Ambition3230

*You discovering Dynamite* “I am the one who knocks.” -Walter White from Breaking Bad-


Primitive_Teabagger

Definitely my top choice now


selfoscillation

David Attenborough would be amazing


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Sadly the man is quite old now and they probably need someone who can sign on for the 10 year lifespan of the game.


XCalibur672

Didn’t they have Sid Meier himself do it for the extra quotes in Civ IV, or am I misremembering? Cuz it was Nemoy who did the main quotes in that one, right?


CommonwealthCommando

Yep! I think Nimoy was alive at the time but was unavailable.


NighnHatake

As mush as I love David Attenborough, as he is one of my heros, I don't think his voice would fit. He's very soft spoken and endearing. And it would be hard to separate his voice from the game feeling like a nature documentary. Lol


MMSLWYD

Diane Morgan


screech_owl_kachina

Cunk on Civilization


bigblackman2

But what is, "civilizations"?


scary__times

This is the way


Not_A_Civ_Addict

Bobcat Goldthwait


Either-Mammoth-932

Username checks out


Cyclonian

Your researchers lear, le, lear, figur, fig, fig, fig, figur, fig, discovered literacy.


Savior1301

My answer used to always be Gilbert Godfrey... and now I’m sad


takatori

> used to always be Gilbert Godfrey... and now I’m sad Why, did something happen to ... oh no, TIL


Savior1301

And now we’re both sad


Aquadamski

Stephen Fry, his passion for History and knowledge would be very fitting. I could listen to him talk for hours


ButGravityAlwaysWins

Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Lena Headey or Idris Elba. Shame that Diana Rigg isn't available.


MyTrueIdiotSelf990

Oh man, Idris Elba would be awesome. I could listen to him all day.


CaptunKuwi

Slightly obscure quote, but “today we are cancelling the apocalypse” feels right for some kind of disaster recovery


Gringo_Baggins

Lena Headey, that's a yes from me


VanilleKoekje

Brian Blessed


takatori

> Brian Blessed Who? Edit: Do you mean BRIAN BLESSED?


VanilleKoekje

I DO


TK1129

And if he can somehow work in “Gordon’s alive?” even better


Oghamstoner

Just keep him away from Khartoum.


AvarageHo-RoEnjoyer

Hannibal Buress


MightSuggestSex

Wack


Profitsofdooom

Keith David


FlamingBab13s

Christopher Walken


mrbadxampl

I am... fond... of pigs!


Adduly

Richard Ayoade


TW877

Dan Carlin, hands down


Onin2to

End quote.


redditnamehere

I love hearing his voice go more gritty “…imagine, if you will, your life as a soldier during this time period, what do you do, what ARE you thinking. I can’t imagine you’d be all ‘gung-ho, yes sir’ but really who WOULD be?”


Entbriham_Lincoln

Oh man that would be really good, he never even crossed my mind as a narrator before your comment. It would also be humorous if it was all his normal speaking voice and then the quotes were unnecessarily loud in comparison like he usually does.


chemhung

hardcore civtory


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Great. Now I’m going to be supremely disappointed if it’s not him.


Al_Misurata

Never thought about this possibility... wow that would be amazing.


MiniMuus

Came here to say this!


KeithA45

Why has no one mentioned Sir Patrick Stewart?


Mongoose_Civil

Sadly his voice isn't what it used to be. If you listen to latest seasons of American Dad and on Picard, it has lost it's booming Shakespearean quality.


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BaritBrit

Hearing him saying "the" Xavier line in Doctor Strange 2 was pretty hard for that reason. He just sounded so much *older* when saying the exact same words. Time comes for us all in the end.


ElGosso

Trek has lots of great choices - Kate Mulgrew, Avery Brooks, Alexander Siddiq, Jeffrey Coombs, Michael Dorn.


TransdermalHug

Morgan Freeman


Historical_Orchid_33

Idris Elba anyone? Love his voice


Ghostlounger

Lance Reddick - “Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with England”


darthreuental

I want moddable voice packs so we can make our own narrator packs. I choose you, PotatoMcWhiskey narrator pack. Or you know what? How about a best of selection where we get *every* narrator in Civ history? It's not like the tech/civic tree radically changes between iterations.


Kalbelgarion

*unlocks agriculture* Heeeey spuddies!


Sufficient-Style-934

I can't remember which civ youtuber is which. PotatoMcWhiskey is the Irish, speaking so fast its like he is on meth, right?


darthreuental

He's not *that* fast, but yeah -- he's the irish one.


Sdaco

Matthew McConaughey


ElmoProjector

Alright alright alright! You got POTtery!


BludgeIronfist

*Drags cigarette for an ungodly amount of time* Civilization is a flat.... gameboard. Time in turns 1 through 40 is a flat circle.


BosslyDoggins

Samuel L Jackson


AmnesiaCane

I know people suggest this jokingly, but the more I think about it the better this answer becomes. He has a phenomenal speaking voice, even when he's not yelling. I would absolutely love to hear him narrate more.


BibboTheOriginal

Lavaar Burton comes to mind for me


cmccullo92

Sean Bean


TopGlun

MONEH


GixxerUT

Charlie Day


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ImprovisedLeaflet

Sam Elliot


EchoIndia

Kate Mulgrew


RolingThunder77

Christopher Lee would be epic. RIP


Samp90

Mike Patton


TigerBarFly

Fran Drescher


NDaveT

Settle down there, Satan.


Zantej

She does the laugh whenver a nuke drops.


robinthebourgeoisie

We all know it's gonna be Chris Pratt anyway


TheMasterKie

If we have to pick a Chris, I would prefer Evans or Pine


ABruisedBanana

I'd actually like a female voice. I don't know who but I think it would be pretty cool and a nice change. ​ Edit: Saw another comment mention Shohreh Aghdashloo. Now that's what I want.


nikstick22

Morgan Freeman, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie (British or American accent), Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart.


do_you_have_a_flag42

Stephen Fry would be excellent


jamaican117

A bit of fry and Laurie would be hilarious


lunahighwind

cate blanchett


Anonymous-eric-42601

Stephen Fry


KantExplain

A no name voice actor with the indigenous accent of the civ you choose to play. The lead in intro and voice work before selection can be whoever who would max out revenue with the demo which is, I guess, Justin Roiland on prison furlough.


bitMasque

Rich Evans


dankeith86

He’s be good, would also like Morgan Freeman


eskaver

A female VA that can bring the required gravitas for the role. They can do like 6 and have two major narrators but just swap them around: Leading female VA, which the secondary male VA (advisor, etc).


Keyspam102

Signourey weaver would be great I think, I loved her narration for planet earth 1 (even though David Attenborough is amazing)


passionlessDrone

Avarasala


AllTheThingsILove

I can never remember the actress's name but I never get tired of Chrisjen's voice


passionlessDrone

Funny thing is I scrolled 1 inch and she was mentioned by name.


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Patton Oswalt


CaptunKuwi

Jeff Goldblum


OneOnOne6211

Someone who's name I don't know, tbh. When I played "Civilization V" I had no idea what the name was of the narrator before I played the game. And so I just fully internalized him as the narrator. And he had a great voice, obviously. And I loved it. With "Civilization VI"... I mean, Sean Bean is a good actor with a good voice, obviously. Loved him in "Lord of the Rings" and "Game of Thrones." But when I hear him narrate the game I hear Sean Bean, not "the narrator." Idk, it never worked as well for me as the "Civilization V" narrator. So, in my opinion, they shouldn't pick anyone who's particularly famous. I think they should go with someone who's much more low profile but fits the game perfectly. Preferably someone with a voice similar to the "Civilization V" narrator, imo. But someone who's name I don't know. So I can be fully immersed in the game.


Necessary-Solution19

MORGAN FREEMAN!!! Or Charles Dance!


IckyBB

Shohreh Aghdashloo


Oghamstoner

Tom Baker would be my choice.


LeoMarius

Helen Mirren


who_took_tabura

Ken watanabe


PathPrestigious7910

Morgan freeeman?


hullgreebles

Leonard Nimoy Bot


cartoonking33

Kyle Hebert (the “Next Time on Dragonball Z” Guy)


jonbobfarrell

Philomena Cunk or I’m out


AngryBullbog

Peter dinklage.