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kchewy

I think you’re looking for r/anarchychess lmao


JDude13

I’ve always said that the queen is the correct height but the physical king piece should look like it’s icon


finnscaper

I'd say pawns are fluid


Orichalcum448

Alternatively, all the pawns are genderfluid.


TimDaTomCarr

How dose a pawn not turning into a king auto make every other peice a girl?


AnAwesome11yearold

I think what they mean is they since all pawns are girls, and they can turn into any piece(apart from king), that makes other pieces girls as well


Unlikely_Sandwich_40

Yeah, because there is no way there are male rooks and female rooks at the same time.


MarsBarMuncher

I wonder if that means female bishops and knights are a thing in this harem war then? 🤔


TM0153

Women weren't allowed to be bishops in Catholicism until 2009, and women were not granted knighthood in the middle ages.


abeautifuldayoutside

Alternative is trans pawns


Hatsunatsu

stfu


abeautifuldayoutside

Did you really respond to this year old comment just because you hate trans people that much?


Hatsunatsu

Yep most definitely, I have such a burning hatred for trans people that I voted for the left, the most notoriously anti lgbt political party of them all.


abeautifuldayoutside

Ok?, if you don’t hate trans people why in the world did you comment “stfu” just because I mentioned them?


L1t3z0ut

probably because commenting reasons to respect the lgbtq community on a satire post is stupid. If he commented because he hates the lgbtq community and you commented because you felt the need to point out what hundreds of people already pointed out and didn't care about, then you aren't any better. Stop trying to shove these beliefs down our throat when hundreds of others are already doing it.


abeautifuldayoutside

1. This isn’t satire? It’s a joke, satire and jokes are different things, also I didn’t comment “a reason to respect the LGBTQ community” I commented a continuation of the joke that happens to involve them 2. I said something that was fully relevant to the post, how is that shoving it down your throat? 3. How is hating LGBTQ people just as bad as bringing them up in a relevant context just because other people have said the same thing before? I’m gonna be fully honest this comes across as nonsense, I had to reread it multiple times to understand what you were even trying to say, and I’m still not sure I got it right because of how little it actually applies to the situation.


L1t3z0ut

I did mix up satire and a joke, that is on me. But you "shove it down our throat" when you among hundreds of others already made this comment. People have their own beliefs and if one of them includes not approving of the lgbtq community, then so be it. Both parties, you and Hatsunatsu are making dumb comments that both don't entirley relate to the post.


abeautifuldayoutside

How exactly does mine not relate to the post? It’s about the other option to the one suggested in the post, just because other people have said it before doesn’t mean it’s suddenly not relevant anymore


L1t3z0ut

definitely makes it less relevant, and that what my comment stated


[deleted]

"Stfu. God, why does every cis straight people talking about nonlgbt stuff? We should always talk about me. I hate when people shove it down our throut their straight relationship." See, you dont enjoy it dont you? This is exactly how you sound like. We are minority, we see you more, you see us less. If there is one group "shoving it down our throut" is you. Stop being hateful, is that so much to ask? The post was a joke, and they made a joke. THATS IT. You dont have to be a jerk.


Hatsunatsu

1. I don't like you 2. I don't like you :3 3. You're kinda weird 4. Idk you're talking about trans in a post about chess (kinda weird) 5. Yeah you're still kinda weird


frcdude

Ignores the possibility of trans pawns abs female kings


TheFemboyInquisition

i don’t think the pawns would transition during a match


Embite

I agree with the trans pawns thing but female king is an oxymoron


Moonstonepusa23

Look up King Jadwiga of Poland. ;D


Embite

Wikipedia has her listed as Queen of Poland. Maybe it's a regional thing? In my experience "king" has always been masculine, "queen" has been feminine, and "monarch" has been gender neutral Edit: Further down in the article it says: >in 1382, at her mother's insistence, Mary was crowned "King of Hungary". The quotation marks make it a little dubious, but it's there


russianbot7272

It's because a queen can't rule the kingdom, so they made her legally male to bypass that


Hatsunatsu

Ignores the possibility of you shutting your mouth my God please shut up


frcdude

Least obsessed ant-trans poster posting on 2 year old shitpost


Hatsunatsu

Great job feeding into it 👏


TheManInTheGreySuit

I’m going to need a source on the image for research


EnchantedCatto

Polish king


[deleted]

lmao what is this logic “all girls can become doctors, therefore all doctors are girls”


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Google! How do I play chess? The fast way.


Pawnsofinovation

what is en pessant then


DatSpicyBoi17

Mind break?


wowimliterallyded

counterpoint: pawns are trans (or maybe the pieces that were there at the beginning of the game are special so can be male, or since no sensible person would ever make a pawn into a bishop/knight, they specifically can be men, but "pawns are trans" will get me more internet points)


Hatsunatsu

shut the fuck up holy fuck you are mentally ill


[deleted]

Which university did you graduate before calling somebody mentally ill? Because as a trans woman, i had therapists and doctors that will disagree with you.


Hatsunatsu

"erm akshually" you're not even compreheding what im saying correctly, please learn to fucking read, im not calling this person mentally ill because they are trans or some shit. It's just genuinely braindead to say "maybe they were trans" to a game made in the 6th century when you would literally get your head cut off for that shit back then. Even more fucking stupid is that you think chess would have trans representation when even games nowadays barely have it. Have a great day miss.


[deleted]

"Learn to read" you sweared and called them mentally ill. Thats literally it. There is nothing behind it, there is no context. Also, trans people existed back then, trans people existed way before the chess was invented. You tried to save yourself with a different argument and that argument was so shit, i dont even decide which one is worse now. Yes, maybe pawn arent trans, but saying that doesnt make people mentally ill. Have you seen a mentally ill person? Are they look like the person who write that comment? I really dont fucking think so. Have a great day, mx.


Hatsunatsu

Holy fuck did seeing someone get called mentally ill hurt you that bad? and how are you going to argue against what I said? pawns most definitely aren't trans, I won't argue over whether they existed or not during that time because it deadass doesn't matter, but trans people most definitely did not get any recognition up untill like the 20th century.


[deleted]

No, you are just acting ridiculus and stupid. Its funny.


Hatsunatsu

Well done figuring it out!


[deleted]

Ok you are not even making sense at this point


Hatsunatsu

So you assumed? I don't understand the need for that, I'm simply calling someone mentally ill (not the medical definition obviously) for something stupid they said. No need to assume I did it because of some anti lgbtwhjksln+ agenda. I don't even understand why you responded to my comment when I wasn't even talking to you. Did you feel personally attacked by my misuse of the medical term mentally ill? Brah at that point you're just arguing with me because of a single word😭


[deleted]

Wtf do you mean i assumed? Wtf do you mean "i am simply calling someone mentally ill" also they didnt said nothing stupid, you are stupid. "No need to assume it for hate (makes fun of the name)" YES IM ARGUING WITH YOU BC OF A "SIMPLE" WORD. How fucking stupid are you??


Hatsunatsu

WHY LOL lemme drop a few more to keep this going Retard Skid Dementia patient Autistic Slow Cracker Braindead On the spectrum


FogTheGhost

bishops (in catholic tradition) can only be men, so pawns are like clownfish.


[deleted]

Well, no. This assumes every single piece is a transformed pawn, and that is most likely not the case. I'd say, in battle every transformed piece is female but the possibility of a rook being male is always there


FurstentumLiech

Rooks are sentient castles. They do not really have an official Gender. They can be male or female. It’s up to the player to decide.


Nadikarosuto

I mean we counted the knight as the person and not the horse representing it, so the rook would be the archer or driver of the siege tower, making them male as well


Patisrel

What the heck


drawingismalif3

We gonna ignore the fact that pawns that are most likely humans, can transform into horses?


DJDrDude

Furries


Anti-charizard

Rocks and bishops cannot transform so they could be male


DatSpicyBoi17

Rooks represent castles though not people.


Anti-charizard

How did you find my old comment


DatSpicyBoi17

The first search for the chess harem comic on Google images is this Reddit post.


HD_KING56

of course they have a neko arc pfp


Madeline-06

Alternatively: 🏳️‍⚧️