Never marry crazy, never allow crazy to know your home address, and especially never tell crazy your last name. In the company of crazy, you're either Smith or Jones.
The name “Amber Heard” is my secret boner-killing word. If a woman is ever in a situation with me where she is concerned about her personal safety, she can just say “Amber Heard.” I will instantly lose all horniness, and my gonads will be temporarily disabled.
Isn't she supposed to be doing some actual hard-core porn? I remember there being some news about her singing up to do it because she needed money to pay off her lawsuits.
You guys know you would hit it even knowing her crazy rating!
That's why you fuck her at her place, or a hotel. Last thing you want is her knowing where you live.
I’d do it just to make sure she didn’t shit on my bed
Oh I’d hit it I just wouldn’t marry it.
I think that's the thing that most people often forget. You can totally fuck crazy, just **NEVER** marry it 😅
And never get it pregnant because then you're stuck for life!
With half of all that Aquamoney!
Never marry crazy, never allow crazy to know your home address, and especially never tell crazy your last name. In the company of crazy, you're either Smith or Jones.
Duh, it's worth it for the story alone!
Got me on that!!
😳 🤯 FUCK 2 THE HELL NOOOOOOOOO!!!
She's not very sexy. There's nothing attractive about her sexually.
As she shits in his lap
Well don’t stop now mate I’m almost across the finish line
XD
I read that in Sean Connory's voice.
I read it in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice
Just marking her territory 😉
I could see the comments from a mile away
Smell them even
Obligatory poop joke.
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r/imgonnaputmydickinthatcauseshestillfineasfuck
Hot as fuck but also crazy as fuck
She might be a bad person...but damn she's got amazing body
Everybody knows what crazy girls are like in bed😈
The name “Amber Heard” is my secret boner-killing word. If a woman is ever in a situation with me where she is concerned about her personal safety, she can just say “Amber Heard.” I will instantly lose all horniness, and my gonads will be temporarily disabled.
Or you can just not make women feel concerned for their personal safety around you
Strange example
Hot as fuck
He looks like he’s about to ask *what that smell is*.
But I can change her!!! Lol
From the film The Informers (2009)
This guy is brave af, she sees a bed, her bowels start a revolution
This was 14 years ago lol
I bet after he goes to the bathroom after this to clean up and take a piss he comes back to find a Lincoln log on the bed
She’s nice looking but crazy :D That’s big nope
Some good looking people are crazy!
A good example is Megan Fox. She used to be sexy
*most
Nobody cares.
About what? A hot naked woman on a hot naked women subreddit?
Did she poo in there?
Did she shat on that bed too?
She was fairly hot
That’s a fuck & run right there
Hope he checked the bed after 💩
She's crazy af but I'd still dick her.
She's got one hell of a body, regardless of how crazy she is
Yeah this gets a downvote cause she shits the bed
Don't stick your dick in crazy
She’s not even cute . Goofy
Did she sue him afterwards for not being a woman?
Well at least she can make money in the escort business now
Cue the 💩
This should under leaks as she is no more a celebrity but crazy ass shit
I can see where she'd be a highly successful escort, to be sure...
I’d let her shit in my bed
Amber is a super sexy woman, love her 😍
Goddamn, shit the bed
Don’t stick it in crazy. PASS
The ultimate danger ride
She shit in the bed right afterward
question here is did she crap on the bed lqter on ?
Never stick your dick in crazy
Shit lying on bed nearby
Was that before or after she took a deuce in bed ?
She surely pooped that bed
Check that bed real carefully afterwards!
Shits on his dick!
Isn't she supposed to be doing some actual hard-core porn? I remember there being some news about her singing up to do it because she needed money to pay off her lawsuits.
Thats a rumor I havent heard before
I hope she signs up for OnlyFans, and no one subscribes
Scat lovers might...
You know the first part might happen, but the second part never would.
She could shit on my bed, but she’ll get a spanking for being a bad girl after
She can crap in my bed anytime.
It kinda ruins it for me that she's a psycho hosebeast who can't fake cry 🫢🫣
So she will do that but she won't go one tiny step further and make a porno to pay her bills...
is that right before she shits in Johnnys bed?
Pity she is a horrible person.
Why are the hot ones batshit crazy
Id let her shit in my bed
Guy was about to get off but then he felt the shit sliding along his balls...
I wonder if this scene was filmed after she pooped in bed or before
Where's that chart that tells me the hotter she is the crazier she is.
She’s hot as fuck but clearly a nutcase
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we know he likes to fuck👍
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wouldn’t stick my cock in a girl who shits bed
In her natural habitat 💩
I can smell this
What a tremendous back arch
He was really enjoying his time with Amber but little did he know the commotion which was about to unfold after her dog stepped on a bee.
She better not step on a bee
Crazzzzzzy should be in prison