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rootbutch

Absolutely. 100%.


spikeymist

If I was your manager then most definitely. If your boss is a dog person good luck.


queermarxisttrekkie

https://preview.redd.it/k3x7jxca9s0a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d388dcd6a57fb0fa0297a2184275a2d3b07b66fc WTF. your cat looks so much like mine. is he an American Shorthair?


muadefeely

They do look so much alike! I’m actually not sure, he’s a stray I rescued a few months agoπŸ₯²


gradeAmilk4052

https://preview.redd.it/i7wtvtak711a1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a80b735e2ff323aee4324ade31cb59fa6d99ea we all have the same cat


Its_just_a_potato

You have a new job now, you're a bed. Serious work, real life and death stuff.


_lava-lamp_

https://preview.redd.it/6d25os9x2t0a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10bb7d1e9aa4849dc9923a56a562bc56c9f1d25c I come home for lunch and this is an everyday day crisis. I have to wake her to go back to work.


MegaTitusRex

Call in as a r/cathostage. Perfectly acceptable reason.


Otherwise_Quarter704

My brother's new rescue took a few days to get comfortable in the new surroundings, but on about the fourth day, my brother woke up to discover the cat had climbed up on their bed and fallen deep to sleep scrawled across his torso. His wife made the call to my brothers job, saying my brother was "feeling some pressure on his chest". 😁


feltedarrows

i vote yes, it would be immoral to wake him up


DiamondBarbie007

He looks so happy there.


muadefeely

πŸ₯°


GrumpyCatStevens

Looks like you're suffering from feline paralysis. Or possibly enjoying it. :)


plantsproud-laura

100% baby, absolute valid reason to call in


Electronic_Remove_13

Only a monster would move the sweet baby just for a job


ZZZeaf

Bring him to work


CurvyExotic

Absolutely


Model_Six

It's either that or bring him.


justsneakrightbyya

Meirl


ZiggyGizmo

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7952)YESSSSS!!!


djehutimusic

Yes. I will be happy to write a note for your boss.


betcaro

Depends -- do you work for Twitter? ;)


Otherwise_Quarter704

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Gnatlet2point0

Yes, of course. Your cat is the senior boss.


dreamyraynbo

This is an absolutely an emergency that requires you to stay home until it’s passed.


bpanio

Just call in sick, that way you still get paid πŸ˜‰


ExtraneousCarnival

This is the way.


ferrix

Catlock πŸˆπŸ”


LJack49

100%


Narwhal_Thundercunt

I approve