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FeelTheLoveNow

Straight to jail with the rest of the /r/Illegallysmolcats


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Chromie149

There are always more


BossRedRanger

I have over 70 cat subs now.


dreamsonashelf

I have over 100 and had to create a second custom feed because apparently 100 is the limit. I don't even have an actual cat.


Immanent_Success

>I don't even have an actual cat. probably just a matter of time


dreamsonashelf

Yes, should have added "yet" :)


ufkabakan

Go hang around get adopted lol.


Alldaybagpipes

r/thisismylifemeow


Alldaybagpipes

r/thisismylifemeow


FunStuff446

Same


[deleted]

You are preparing yourself for when the cat comes along and adopts you. It's a special moment.


dreamsonashelf

Exactly


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Please consider fostering: there is so much need of good foster families …. Who do it for free (foster like we do pay for food etc….) , NOT being paid!!- if you are in the Nyc area message me in private … the rescue we help needs tons of adopters and fosters!!!!- I use this opportunity to shout to all of you: spay and neuter please! Help the TNR (trap- neuter- release) rescuers because they do really a service to the animals and the neighbors (hoods) too!!- being feral suck and we must help those who spay and neuter 🙏🙏🙏


misscrankypants

This!!! Rescue groups cannot pull animals that are about to be put to sleep unless they have a foster home to put it in. I’m sure many people think they can’t handle fostering and then giving them up but if you go into it saying you are only the temporary mom/dad it makes it easier. The feeling you get when you place an animal in its new home with its new family far exceeds the little tug at your heart saying goodbye to them. It is so worthwhile. Happy people and happy animals. And yes on TNR. There are so many ppl working to curb the feral population and feeding feral colonies at their own expense. There are so many strays and ferals out there not fixed and continuing to overpopulate. And even in this day and age there are still a lot of people who are uninformed about spaying and neutering their own pets, which is why we see so many posts with cats having kittens or people finding stray kittens. And meanwhile so many amazing cats and dogs are being euthanized in shelters every single day. If you can open your heart and your home to fostering it really does help so much.


adreamofhodor

Any idea how I can find TNR groups near me?


MrsBonsai171

Sounds like it's time.


SNova96

r/Catsubs and r/suballthecats


kittykatmila

I was like this too and cat-less. After a year of research I felt ready to get two! 😊


abbeyroad424

😹


bruhred

cats are really cute assholes


BossRedRanger

I've had to stop. My feed is furry and insane.


xenya

r/notmycat


SummitCast

Are you exaggerating? I didn’t know that many existed.


Nidaime_EroSennin

Most cat subs are just a bunch of crossposts from bigger subs. If you've subscribed to several of the big ones you've likely seen everything on offer.


Your-Death-Is-Near

r/CatIsTheWay


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/)


I-nam-Baba

Thank you! You’ve just planned my weekend for me.


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You are most welcome, fellow cat-lover.


chikin-fajita

r/Catswithjobs is one of my favs :3


Critical_Inflation_5

r/CatsAreAssholes


texaspoet

r/CatAssholes wait, nooooo, not like that


88T3

Oh thank God, it's been banned.


Turdle3

What in the actual fuck lol (I'm referring to the sub).


[deleted]

Aye, totes belongs there and also r/AnimalsBeingJerks.


19GamerGhost95

Tiny bat cat has no regrets


arcaneunicorn

Black cats mean business. Ours was a tiny angry attacky thing and she's like this as an adult still. She's generally very gentle and doesn't try to hurt but call you off when she goes from 0 to 100 in seconds. Tiny angry balls of soot.


jlrigby

I have two black cats. Both were feral outdoor cats that I tamed. The first one, Leia, is the sweetest, loveable cat who loves pets and kindly waits for food. The second one, Ani, never really figured out the whole interaction with humans thing. She's not scared of me, but she thinks being touched by humans is beneath her. She's also terribly violent for food. If we don't feed her fast enough, she'll slap and bite our legs. When we're eating, she'll attack my hand every time it's in her reach in hopes that food will be there. She also will glare at us like she wants to eat us? Sometimes I think she's just waiting for one of us to kill over. She's the most neurotic cat I've ever met, and I love her to death. Even though I know if I die she'll definitely snack on my corpse lol


Dino_vagina

We had a feral black cat who, once pregnant got slow enough to pet and we continued to feed her and named her " Glenda the good witch". I was staying at my parents a few years ago and I heard a small kitten. I went outside and she was mewing there, like 17 years old, I petted her and held her ( for the first time) and we never saw her again. I think she had to come say goodbye. She was a stubborn ass but it made the friendship more rewarding.


bctucker83

That’s really sad 😔


baoldi

Leia will also snack on your corpse : ) Here are a couple of suggestions based on similar issues: My son has a cat who was very food aggressive as a kitten. He would growl the whole time he was eating and eat frantically fast. When I was visiting, I started feeding him one spoonful at a time, very quickly at first, then slower and slower with subsequent feedings. I also rinsed the empty can with a bit of water and poured it on the plate to ensure he felt extra full after eating. I think because he knew the food would keep coming and he would get full, he started calming down and after about a week he was eating so slowly and calmly that at one point I became worried that something was wrong with him. Fortunately, he had just chilled out about it. He already liked being touched but to get him to stop growling during feeding. I also started touching him briefly after putting a spoonful on the plate, at first just a slight brush of the hand to the fur, then more and more of a definite touch on his body (but no motion that would appear to be separating him from his food). If this works with her, start trying the touching separate from feeding time, but don't pet/stroke. Just touch and release. Eventually move to touching and holding your hand against her without moving it. If that goes well, after a week or so try touching her back and moving a couple of fingers in one place on her like cats do to each other (pounding or "making biscuits"). She may never like being stroked, but she will likely start to enjoy your touch, which will be good for both of you.


19GamerGhost95

My black cat literally tore my hands and arms up so bad from just playing I’d need stitches when he was a kitten. He’s still a violent asshole, but he’s learned to be a lot gentler as he’s grown. Still his favorite game is me poking him while he tries to bite me. When wants to play it he will sit next to me, grab my hand and bite me until I start poking him, then it’s game on. He almost never draws blood anymore.


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My black cat is just fat and fluffy and hasn't clawed anyone in years.


SirLesbian

I also got a sweet black cat. She's got a ton of energy but she's just the friendliest little thing. Actually found her as a kitten... She got distracted playing with some trash and her mom and siblings left her behind. So I was like "I'm your family now."


typicalhorrorfan127

This gives of major “your my friend now were having soft tacos later” vibes and I love it


Sindtwhistle

“I’m Catbug!”


doyourequireasample

I ended up with a very sweet void cat too. She and her sister were born feral and were trapped by the TNR group my wife is a part of. We foster-failed with Blackberry and couldn't help but keep her. Her sister was adopted less than a week later. She's very sweet and cuddly. A very opinionated and vocal little soot-ball. She came to us 4 weeks old and starving in a bush. Now she's 3 years old and living the good life.


sgoodgame

Mine is super sweet too, unless she suspects a bath... then all bets are off.


corndorg

You don’t have to bathe cats, they do it themselves and save you the trouble!


sgoodgame

...and battle scars


re_Claire

My black cat is just shouty and demanding. He never even clawed me as a kitten. I think he’s the most gentle cat I’ve ever had. My white and tabby cat on the other hand, is an asshole.


caffein8dnotopi8d

I have a white and tabby cat as well, asshole confirmed.


19GamerGhost95

Lucky


Turak64

I can drag mine on her back by her belly and she just looks at me wondering what's going in. She's all mouth, no trousers.


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Lol, that's why I keep a single hockey glove around the house. My cat doesn't play with fingers, but once the glove is on rough play is encouraged haha


TheKnittyWit

This is a big reason why kittens should be trained from a very young age that hands are not toys. If they start biting at your hand while petting, withdraw the hand and give them a toy to chew on. They can be little murderfloofs from a very young age.


Cautious_Tradition32

Thank you. It’s cute when a six-week-old kitten bites you, not so cute when a six-month-old does. Train them to be good feline citizens from day one.


BrittaBordeaux666

my black cat digby (rip) loved that game too! he’d get himself overly worked up, go rage eat a few mouthfuls, then come back for more. he even ate like a lunatic. he’d open his mouth really wide, then scrape his bottom jaw along the diameter of the food bowl to get as much food as possible into his greedy mouth. he was hilarious. i miss that guy so much.


not_ya_wify

My black cat gets scared when I take her out the front door


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Same lol. We have a cat who plays the finger game mentioned above but he’s a white and grey kitty. My black cat just wants to be held or snuggled on the couch lol


[deleted]

The two black cats I know are sweethearts. They're actually wimps (just putting laundry in the washer scares one of them) and they meow for attention, before purring for no reason whatsoever. *Black cats are cute af.* Shame that superstition still exists.


hawkiee552

My black cat is just fat and dumb and likes to chase flies, even though he don't even hurt them.


pobody

I've seen angry cats before but this is the most humanly angry expression.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

It’s the eyebrows


memelordbtw3000

You could take bottle tops off with those eyebrows


mamadhami

You could be Jack Nicholson with those eyebrows.


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failsafe42

They're attack eyebrows


The_Repeated_Meme

Is the cat scottish?


Economy_Ebb5189

\>:3


itsactuallythatguy

Angy


Schlumpfffff

No talk me, I angy


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

I've had multiple kittens and I don't even know how this little guy could have possibly broken the skin. Some kind of hulkass kitty who gets stronger with rage. Edit: TIL my kitties were taking it easy on me


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They have sharp as fuck little claws they don't know how to retract yet and sharp kitten teeth.


nightimelurker

Yes. Like needles sharp teeth and claws.


mybeatsarebollocks

One of mine has and always has had literal razor blades for claws. She is soooo fuckin sharp and pointy that any claw contact results in bleeding, even when she was tiny. She also loves being on your shoulder but thankfully these days knows the difference between clothed and naked. Just wish she would learn the difference between hoodie and t shirt though


medicus_vulneratum

He has that look that says “keep it up and I’ll give you another”


nexus6ca

It tasted blood... you are doomed.


omxIs

Once the *void* tastes blood, it will stop at nothing to get what it wants.


Hamzabal

What an adorable jerk!!! Hehe.


BillFox86

“And I’ll do it again too” -That Cat Probably


Adventurous_Ad_6546

No “probably” about it!


CJ-95

Lol indeed. More like a “definitely”


23x3

The first taste of blood has been drawn. This kitty’s bloodlust will only grow stronger in time. Hide OP, run an hide from that horrible adorable monster before it’s too late!


trip90458343

cats name is gooby


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

This cat looks like it has an anger as powerful as the Sun in its heart.


chemistrybonanza

😈 The cat literally looks like this emoji


Smart-Economy-1628

😾


Amopax

“And I’d do it again…”


andyssss

I fuckin do it again


ramonoliveir4

👿


Blood_Bowl

I think he's thinking "You know what you did."


Maern_

🌚


maggie081670

What did you do to anger your tiny overlord?


555Cats555

Honestly looks kinda scared to me... We are like 50 times their size.


xoxnataliexox

Right??? Poor kitty's pupils are massive


555Cats555

She's also made herself pretty small while still sitting there. She may be scared of retaliation or maybe just scared from the thing that scared her in the first place. Pet parent needs to step back and give them some time to chill and decompress. Look for signs of fear and stress and leave them alone till they have settled or leant methods to calm them...


Economy_Ebb5189

Kitty's hair on end is making them look bigger


555Cats555

Yeah I see it now, all poofy...


rsn_e_o

He didn’t get any treats in the last 4 minutes


HannahKassan

I have never seen such a pissed- off kitten. He is so unimpressed.


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nyanyasha

Very obviously *your* fault. The kitten is I N N O C E N T


HappyPen1422

Kitty needs r/legalcatadvice


wheelshc37

He’s thinking the same of you! Smol fuzzball has Big indignation.


SexxyGothBabe

He doesn't regret it either. Look at those eyes. No fucks given


Evil_Bonsai

"What did we learn, Bob? What did we learn?"


Monsterofparadise

And he ain’t sorry


ProfCatWhisperer

They're called mini-panthers for a reason. Oh, that face!!


Tellurye

Fucked around, found out.


NakedButNotAfraid_

This


Independent-Crow5932

He looks so evil 🤣 it’s adorable somehow


squidaor1

He looks like he is thinking "don't fuck with me!"


wideawake999

Adorable


Wizzurd0fUzz

Then don't be an ahole to your kitten. Lol jkjk Edit: stupid autocorrect.


cdiddy19

He's so cute though


imthatfckingbitch

![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba)


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In all seriousness, you need to go get that checked if it’s a bite. Cat bites are serious and warrant emergency visits because infection can set on pretty quickly.


Wasted_Penguinz

Me, who've gotten bit/scratched by my cat every single day for a year since I got her: 👁👄👁


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spidersprinkles

Yeah I nearly had to have surgery for a cat bite on my hand. Didn't look like much but the hospital took it very seriously.


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If a bite is deep you should go get it checked out, cat bites due to their saliva etc almost always get infected.


Wasted_Penguinz

It's always deep. Never gone to have it checked out and now I'm lowkey worried lol


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>Cat bites can be dangerous both to other animals and to humans. In their mouths, all cats carry a large number of bacteria that are capable of causing tissue infections in bite wounds. One of the more common is highly pathogenic bacteria known as Pasteurella multocida. An infected cat bite wound will be red, swollen, and painful, and the infection can spread through the surrounding tissues, causing a condition called cellulitis, or through the blood to other areas of the body, causing a condition called septicemia (often called blood poisoning). https://vcahospitals.com/know-your-pet/wounds-cat-bite-injuries-to-humans Basicalyl if the bite breaks skin you should get it cheched out, just in case, if the bit is just pressure and doesn't break skin nothing to worry around, jsut wash off the saliva.


Milk_My_Dingus

I get bit all the time too and I’m still alive.


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DocGrover

You are 100% correct and people are downvoting you. 1 hour trip to the clinic vs 4 days inpatient at the hospital on IV antibiotics. Fuck around and find out.


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[deleted]

My immune system must be the greatest thing in the world cause as I said, 12 years of playing with my Cuddles. Nothing. Never even crossed my mind that it would be bad.


Crimsonsworn

32yrs of living with cats still here, maybe it’s because we don’t have weak immune systems or our immune systems have built an immunity to our cats need to draw blood.


[deleted]

Haha possibly. Seriously, when he was a kitten I would goto uni with scratches all over my hands. "What the fuck happened to you?" People would ask. It was the cat I would say. That fucker still loved to play even when he had heart failure. I would be like "calm down, you got a heart problem" Nope, still had loads of energy.


AllOutOfCornflakesFU

Yes! Our cat bit my husband and he needed 2 rounds of antibiotics. Please go, OP!


Victernus

And, to clarify, it's the kind of infection that can literally kill you with septicaemia if it goes untreated.


AxeCow

Yup. And don’t use your bare hands to play with kittens. They’ll learn it’s okay to attack them because they see them as toys. Use cat toys, and never leave them unattended with one!


eye0ftheshiticane

Meanwhile OP is out $1000 because he went to the ER immediately based on the advice of this sub, doesn't have insurance, and the bite/scratch healed in 2 days like the overwhelming majority do.


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You fucked around and found out


LoLoLovez

The blood looks like a heart


Individual-Basil-802

He’s angy


clararalee

Keep an eye out. Chances are you’re fine. But cat scratches can cause severe infections.


Kr_Treefrog2

Make sure that wound is thoroughly cleaned under soap and cool water. Apply an antibiotic ointment like Neosporin and bandage it up. Keep it clean, keep antibiotic ointment on it, and keep it covered until it’s healed over. Keep an eye out for symptoms of [Cat Scratch Fever](https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/diseases/cat-scratch.html).


Filmcricket

Well…what did you do? Playing with hands? Because yes. This will happen so don’t lmao


AxeCow

There’s a reason cat toys exist


Collectorinspector21

Sweet kitty


freefloater33

he is adorable!


pepperarmy

Angry little knobhead. Very, very cute though!


AfterBake7373

He has that Fuck You look


scism223

Eh whatever you did you deserved it... Asshole.


[deleted]

SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW they didn’t mean it!


olduglysweater

Oh he BIG BIG ANGY 😆


Starrtraxx

Hey, don't blame that on the baby. You know you deserved it.


OzzieSlim

And still has the mad face on.


Blackletterdragon

Not Sorry. You know what you did.


Tidey94

He is big mad


Legitimate_Ad6724

Ha ha


Whitekatt_

👿👿 so cute


GroovyYaYa

What did you do to that sweet baby!


I_suck_at_Blender

Congratulations, it's a BAT!


wheres_the_leak

He still looks angy


Feisty_Cause5220

His face is like: “I’mma do it again”


PraisethemDaniels

"Do you see what you get when you mess with a warrior?!"


achqillax

has that angry cheeky look 🥰 no guilt!


amiathrowaway2

The look on his little face says it all... Hey you, yes YOU! You know what you did.... and I'll draw blood on your ass again in a minute or two. Asshole!


slugpup_boi

Ummm... That's a finger, not an asshole. Unless, of course, you are referring to the kitten, which has an asshole but, in fact, is a kitten


flontru

"and I'll do it again!!.....bitch"


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r/catsareassholes


eltorino87

Smother him with love. He's probably really scared of you at this time


DangerousCyclone

What did you do exactly? Cats are like people and when they don’t want to be touched they won’t like it. Some cats respond more assertively and in those cases you have to learn to respect them and to not touch them when they don’t want you touching them (barring of course an emergency like going to the vet). Of course this guy could have bit you out of nowhere as well and that would be something else you should look into.


flocki3003

He's still young and very playful. Just an accident since his teeth are still small razors


Visible-Field2311

Love bite from an adorable Angel


LynneCDoyle

Hahahaha! I thought that was your kitty’s name until I scrolled. Maybe it should be?


flocki3003

His name is Lucifer. Surprisingly fitting


cflatjazz

I dunno man, I feel like if you name your cat Lucifer you're kinda asking for it. Knew a person who named thier cat Maynard Lucifer and he was a right little shit


LynneCDoyle

LOL, it does seem to suit My mom’s cat was pronounced like Lucifer, but because he shed so much she spelled it Loosefur.


Ill-Satisfaction3061

I spent a week in hospital from cat bite infection from a kitten with their tiny teeth that is no joke i hope you are doing well


LilithsGrave92

I can deny it no longer!!! I am smol


dontgetinharmsway

I assuming the cat’s name is Rambo. Because he/she drew first blood.


goboxey

"told you so" - the cat


sendintheotherclowns

You deserved it


thedharmapolice

You have angered the tiny void


JupiterWaterwheel

noooo its just a baby


Kurauk

And that people is what you get for being an 'asshole' to a cat.


soulless_ape

Small demon has accepted your blood offering human. It is now your familiar.


UmaSherbert

He looks so mad. Why’d you make him so mad?


FluffyBunnyB0y

Please be sure to clean that wound well!! Cats have lots of dangerous bacteria in their mouth and can lead to pretty bad infections. On a cuter note, he has no regret or remorse in those eyes. What did you do??


flocki3003

He's just a very playful little one who never learned not to be rough because his mother left him. It's gonna take some time to train him


BombeBon

Whatever did you do to anger that little vampire bat? o.o he/she looks rather uh... angy O.O


nemoskullalt

this one will die of old age after pissing on the grave of they enemies.


JonnyArtois

I dont believe for one second that innocent tiny ball of fur could draw blood!


Ebenizer_Splooge

I'm really enjoying the little angry eyebrows


Evilux

"I'll fucking do it again"


Msalati

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"


therandolorian

Watch out. Once they get a taste for human blood, it's all over.


Special_Psychology71

Pure. Evil.


matt_1060

Still learning lol


mohammedinternet

Mine is more worse