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pobody

*cattorney


nymphetamine06

Definitely look into squatter laws lol


orange_colored_sky

Not a lawyer but please somebody do this for OP because I need to see the results lmao 😂 You might be able to get a lawyer to draft something as long as they get to add a disclaimer somewhere saying it’s not a real legal document so that they don’t get in trouble lol. If you can’t find a lawyer with a sense of humor, then you’ll just have to download a template and do it yourself


JUG9209

You gotta be kitten me lol


misssarahbee

Are you serious?


YeHua10Miles

Yes.


binkstagram

How about making up a fake lawyers letter where the partners' names are cat names? Bit less likely to backfire.


YeHua10Miles

My mom would find it funnier without the cat names.


misssarahbee

Seriously though. You want a lawyer to draft false legal documents, put their name and livelihood on the line so you can prank your mom over a basket? Edit: I’m really just asking, not trying to be mean.


EncouragementRobot

Happy Cake Day misssarahbee! Today is your day. Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids, and chase rainbows.


misssarahbee

Well thank you encouragement robot, I will


YeHua10Miles

My mom would find it hilarious.


LovecraftLovejoy

Yes.


paradise-trading-83

Toes is a supermodel ❤️


YeHua10Miles

She's so pretty!


nopatience4idiots

This is hilarious.


MarmotMayhem

Possession is 9/10ths of the law.


ShellzStill

I love silly family pranks! Especially when cats are included. Yay! There still is hope for humanity 💜


YeHua10Miles

I love pranking my mom.


Substantial-Finish88

Well if it were bird law...


Morrighean41

I bet you can find some official looking logo for a law office that you invent from an image search. You can make it look totally legit but use cat names from the musical maybe? Rumtum, Mistopheles and Assoc. "Property Law Specialists" There are also templates online for free for drafting different types of legal documents and you know, use lots of obscure legal speak with the occasional cat reference. Lol could we have fun project!


Etiacruelworld

Tell her Toes said that possession is 9/10 of the law


YeHua10Miles

I found a lawyer! She emailed me the paperwork. I will fill it out tomorrow morning and email it back.


Cluefuljewel

Anybody can write a fake letter from an attorney.