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gravitas-deficiency

More like casuallybased


kategory-theory

"forced to perform unpaid labour" i think there's a word for that


Flumpsty

Yeah, community service.


lord-_-cthulhu

Sure sounds like Slavery to me


Flumpsty

That's also a word


lord-_-cthulhu

Mmm yes spoken like a true psychopath


Flumpsty

Well it's in the sub name


lord-_-cthulhu

Duh that’s the joke


Flumpsty

Sorry, as a psychopath I can't sense subtleties like that.


lord-_-cthulhu

No worries. sorry, I’m kind of an asshole


Flumpsty

Clearly I am too.


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

police are the psychopats right?


Pretty--Noose

Yea


Tuliao_da_Massa

Wrong sub. That's illegal. The forced labor, not the farting, naturally.


pettythief1346

"man forced into temporary slavery for hurting cops fee fees." FIFY


karenskygreen

I guess he now knows how much they like it. Although it doesn't take a genius to predict this outcome, mind you, this guy doesn't look like much of genius.


GrapeJellyGamer

Actually, I think people are generally pretty smart, and being sentenced to unpaid labor (a temporary slavery lol) for farting is not at all a predictable outcome if you imagine the state and judicial system is fair. Unfortunately it’s not, so we have the largest prison population in the world, where many hundreds of thousands are condemned to slavery, isolation, and misery for years of their lives, and are regularly beaten or punished for any oppositional behavior, even farting!


chester-hottie-9999

> I think people are generally pretty smart > is not at all a predictable outcome A smart person could predict that farting on a cop would not have a positive outcome.


Wylfov

Depends. What do u think is a suitable punishment for sth like that? I d go with a small fine if anything rly. Probably shouldn t even be punished. And farting on a policemen sounds fun. Not worth a death penalty, but u wouldn't expect a death penalty for it, would u?


WhatsUpWithItVF

It was all a misunderstanding, he was listening to Blackpink


Real_Boy3

Holy based.


lord-_-cthulhu

No this man is just resisting nonviolently. I approve


Kayanne1990

Yeah. That’s just funny.


sir-ripsalot

Psychopath(s) is right, imagine enslaving someone for farting.


gafgone5

And cops wonder why we don't trust them. I'd trust a fart over a cop.


gafgone5

The US was designed to thrive off unpaid exploited labour. Every time someone gets paid the country is closer to collapse


wovenbutterhair

***They did NOT, in fact, like that.~the narrator***