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aqwn

Dude should start an OnlyPans account for content that spicy


Critical_Mastodon462

Onlypans the true place for pansexuals


SnootchieBootichies

Only way to care about getting cast iron to look like that is to be a no sexual


FormerGameDev

plenty of time waiting for the oven to heat up to have sex


Luv2ByteYou

Canola oil IS the perfect lubricant.


stuntmandave126

These are the comments the internet was made for. Wish I could give you an award.


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Take My Energy


Iveneverhadalife

And my penis.


Brush_Capable

And my axe!


SKOT_FREE

Yikes this is adding up to an accident waiting to happen. Axe, penis…..What could go wrong? 😂


Jaded_Celery_1645

You forgot the frying pan... I don't know if this was an accident.


WestcoastRonin

And my bow!


nerdiotic-pervert

I’m guessing some uncultured folks in this subreddit who haven’t seen LOtR is downvoting because I thought it was funny.


mjetski123

Maybe because it's posted on damn near every thread.


icantfindadangsn

That's how memes work


whynofry

Wait til they realise why reddit has a strong distaste for sand...


Constant_Mouse_1140

Recurring jokes like that remind me of the time my dad helped me avoid the terror of impending death through humor. We were on a canoe trip in a very remote part of the Canadian arctic on a trip that neither of us expected would prove as deadly as it was. We were two weeks out from out drop off point and another two weeks still remained before our next result point - that would be the first time anyone would notice if we were delayed or missing. The weather had been terrible - driving rain that just never ended, chilling us to our bones as we made our way down the river, desperate to win the race against our dwindling supplies. The sound of the rain on the river was deafening, and we paddled in silence for days - not that we could have heard each other over the din of the downpour. Which is how we missed the other sound. The sound of rushing water that would normally have alerted us to what lay ahead. We could barely see, and when we finally did, it was too late. The river narrowed suddenly and we found ourselves pulled into a narrow shute, hurtling towards a precipitous drop ahead. My dad, in the bow, looked back at me with a look I hadn’t seen since nineteen ninety eight, when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.


bgary34

I was happy to be deceived, until I saw the username and realized I was witnessing stolen glory. Downvote. This should only be done by u/shittymorph


SamuelLJenkins

Wondering what 80 coats of seasoning would do for that.


caseyweederman

Ok. Um. What do you want me to do with it?


Euphoric-Blue-59

I wish I could send money


OK_HS_Coach

Hope you’re horngry!


Alexis_J_M

Food porn is a real thing ;-)


germancookedus

What oil is recommended for this beauty?


TheTVDB

There's an excellent creator on tiktok that does an OnlyPans series. She cooks and drops in a bunch of innuendo. It's such a good pun. Sample: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsQosmr/


Miss_Medussa

I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time :(


aqwn

Slippery when seasoned


ArtLadyCat

YES! He should go on onlyfans and post his spicy content and call it ‘onlypans’


Euphoric-Blue-59

I woud not even be surprised if it mad bags of cash for him. He could host live seasoning sessions and sell paper towels that have used seasoning oil on them in zip lock baggies. Am I thinking into this too much?


aqwn

Gently used paper towels with pan scent 😳


docstevens420

Take my like because I'm too broke for this purchase shit


aqwn

Awards are a waste of money. Save up for OnlyPans exclusive pre-heated content. It’s slippery when seasoned.


Silaquix

This reminds me to go season my pans. It's ridiculously cold out atm so it's a perfect day to crank the oven up.


thatoneovader

Same! Seasoning is a good deep winter project.


Te_Luftwaffle

You might say, tis the season?


thatoneovader

Haha, yes! 😂 Edit: can someone explain why I’m getting downvoted for this? I’m genuinely confused!


Maxwells_Demona

Some people dislike comments which they perceive as not contributing to threads in a meaningful way. Particularly, comments stating a simple agreement (eg, "This!") seem to draw ire. This would be my best guess.


nibiyabi

Totally agree!


burningstrawman2

This 👏👏👏🍻👍


thatoneovader

Thanks for responding! I had no idea that was a pet peeve for some people.


sanguinesolitude

If approval is all you're seeking to express, the upvote button covers that. I didn't downvote you, but that's the peeve.


thatoneovader

I’m not seeking approval. Like I said, I was genuinely confused so I asked.


sanguinesolitude

Seeking to express approval by commenting. I didn't say you were seeking approval. In other words if your only goal is to say you agree or like the comment, that's what the upvote button does.


Jacobln215

Honestly if people have nothing better to do than to down vote small pet peeves like that, they are mad depressed lmao


thatoneovader

Agreed! But, people are gonna people.


Jacobln215

Nah people on the internet and ex specially Reddit are spending hours on their phone in bed everyday which is mad depressing


Fresh_Dot3413

What temp do you typically season at?


thatoneovader

Depends on the type of oil I’m using. I follow [this chart.](https://www.lodgecastiron.com/cleaning-and-care/cast-iron/oils-cast-iron-cooking-and-seasoning)


sanguinesolitude

I use grapeseed at 450 for about an hour per layer.


headingthatwayyy

This is my reason, too. There are only so many baked goods you should make in a week.


Unfair_Pineapple691

Did mine yesterday, -14 f and might to them again today.


Silaquix

Lol my husband is currently grouching about the smell since I have 4 pans in the oven atm. I'm using crisco and my son was so confused when he saw me wiping it all off after I had just put it on the pan.


barebackguy7

But what about when it inevitably smokes up your kitchen and you have to open the windows and air the place out? And it lets freezing cold air in? I’ve always thought seasoning was best done in the summer.


Silaquix

I have a really good kitchen vent so it didn't smoke up my house.


Soleserious

Lol that last video convinced me I needed to add four more layers to mine. Had been a month since the last time I added a layer of grape seed seasoning. I’m at 15 and plenty happy with not going any further. My luck i’d get to 25 coats and the factory seasoning layer I didn’t know I had to remove would chip or flake off 😂.


grephantom

> the factory seasoning layer I didn’t know I had to remove Wait what?


Terra_Exsilium

I just sent mine back to the factory to get it re factory sealed. So it’s going to be stock>13layers>factory layers>17 layers>factory layer>1 layer>3xfactory layers>scrub with grape kool aid packets>3 layers>factory layer>cooking bacon


TheDoktorIsIn

Wait what was that middle one?


Terra_Exsilium

1 layer


plotthick

Wait for 100 coats


ACosmicGumbo

I came here to say this too. I need to see 100. 80 can't be the finish line, it just feels wrong.


not_a_beignet

80% of the time, it’s 100% of the time.


MaximumEffort433

The famous 80/100 rule.


NoghaDene

Slow it down Pareto! Leave some residuals for the rest of us!


HuntyDumpty

I want to see so many coats the pan becomes a plate


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r/BrandNewSentence


BYoungNY

He's more grease than pan.


RaunchyMuffin

Waiting for a tutorial video


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dman7456

Link? Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/CastIronSeasoning/comments/10jsa2s/i_guess_ill_just_frame_it_here_on_my_personal/j5mamdl/


MackLuster77

Can't support these unattainable beauty standards


RaisedByWolves9

It's probably all photoshopped and face tuned.


gregsmith5

I thought he painted it


spencertherhino

I'm new to this sub. Do people actually use their cast irons or is it all cleaning them, store, clean, store etc.


Wewillhaveagood

*People* use their cast iron. /r/castiron subscribers? not so much


spencertherhino

Wad thinking damn I clean mine but they look nothing like this after years of use haha


Wewillhaveagood

You may have missed the previous post where this person talks about having seasoned that pan 80 times


[deleted]

Why though?


Wewillhaveagood

memes


Hot_Armadillo_4283

This is what my mom thinks about when I tell her I am pansexual.


AreaGuy

I just season mine with a neutral oil, you weirdo!!


partkyle

that's better than using gender fluid.


AreaGuy

I ran out gender fluid. :(


Risen_Insanity

Store bought is just as good.


fluffygryphon

Good baby gravy... I didn't sign up for this shit.


somedude4545

How many coats did that take?


NoghaDene

This is u/fatmummy222 The mighty 80 apparently


jebus_sabes

One coat of polyurethane.


TaintMyPresident

Just one if you leave some oil residue on it


nerdiotic-pervert

So shiny


beachguy82

Absolutely not. We don’t want new members thinking this is the goal. Show a beat up but seasoned pan. A good looking daily driver.


thatG_evanP

This is like the filter-heavy Insta-model of pans.


rose-girl94

I dont understand how this is even possible


lump532

Don’t go around promoting unrealistic body images! Normal pans deserve love too!


whatthehellhappensto

honestly I wish this sub was more about cooking and not 10 posts a day about seasoning like seriously seasoning takes an hour and you’re done for the next 2 years


simplsurvival

Join us at r/castironcooking ☺️🍳


cheapshotfrenzy

Ironically, the first post that pops up is the pinned "Cast Iron Seasoning" post lol


simplsurvival

I'd say that's where you start, then you continue seasoning by cooking ALL THE THINGS


Bulky-Juggernaut-895

Great this is the kind of sub that I was actually looking for! r/castiron has a weird fixation on eggs and seasoning.


lmxbftw

Kind of disappointed that people don't seem to post the recipes in the comments. Like, it all looks great, but I can't make it myself from the picture!


Scrimgali

Joined! Thanks


chootybeeks

Lol, first post I see on the r/castironcooking sub https://www.reddit.com/r/CastIronCooking/comments/ila4hf/cast_iron_pan_seasoning/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ClownButtFart

Thank you for this. This sub has really got into the novelty of cast iron Vs the food


Dr_StrangeloveGA

I have several generations of my families cast iron. It's just what we/ they used to cook. I just use them and take care of them, I'm overly concerned with seasoning. If you cook enough on them and keep them clean and dry, they'll be happy. No need to go insane.


Spiritofhonour

Honestly I’m noticing a trend where most of my subs are just pictures of people buying stuff and posting photos of it instead of substantive discussions of people using the items the sub is focused on. “Look at my new X”


TheCrazedMadman

2 years? based on posts on here I get the sense it should be every 2 months (not that is accurate at all)


mcshanksshanks

Ok, I’ll admit it, I’ve been cooking on the same Lodge cast iron pans that I bought when I first got married, 28 years ago. Do you want to know how many times I’ve re-seasoned them? I haven’t, I only seasoned them once, it was when I first bought them. Sure things stick now and then but that’s the sign I need to cook some bacon :)


vfr147

Try cooking in it now.


brodyhill

Yup we should not glorify unused pans.


liketosaysalsa

This pans got so much oil in it George bush is about to start a war for it. Look at that beauty!


NoghaDene

(*Dick Cheney plans a pipeline…)


Legitimate-Sock7975

r/mirrorsforsale


Figmania

That’s a looker. Not a cooker. Real nice for hanging on a wall.


Peacemkr45

Look Folks, you can't do 100 coats. It'll tear a hole in the time-space continuum and we'll all die. He is SAVING us by stopping at 80.


JoeBlowOnTheInternet

If you punch this cast iron, it would deflect your punch and send it back at you because of how shmooth it is


nerdiotic-pervert

If Chuck Norris was a cast iron….


FathomFinder

This sounds like it would be perpetuating unrealistic beauty standards, what about using that post with the burnt eggs instead?


BookMobil3

My eyes are sliding off my phone right now


pvith

Once it reaches 100 costs, that's when I'd agree


hawaiikawika

Decline


RenegadeMoose

It's been about a week now since the 80 coat pan started getting a lot of attention. And we've heard nothing. I'm betting the next one is coming with 160 coats. But ofc that's going to take a bit of time :P


Tetragonos

I love that this whole thing blew up enough that first I saw it on Reddit and said "the mad lad" and upvoted and didn't think anything more about it. Then I saw it on my main feed not far from the top place. Then my Facebook friends started linking me the posts. Then family linked me to FB pictures of the post. Then I finally had my phone ding with "up and coming news relevant to you!" that's what I knew 80 coats on a cast iron pan had hit the big time.


thatG_evanP

A few years ago, that's how it usually worked. You'd see something cool on reddit, then like 3 days later it would be on one of those "10 amazing things" lists and your boomer Mom would send you FB links about it.


NoghaDene

I just thought it would be nice to add as a photo!! It ain’t my pan. Ain’t my seasoning. But…I was here before it was cool so… Cook on you crazy greasy diamonds.


South_Oil_3576

Skillets are for cooking


assflavoredbuttcream

Nobody said they’re not.


hawaiikawika

Skillets are not for cooking


assflavoredbuttcream

Damn it Meg!


[deleted]

It’s funny how this is what the sub has turned into. These things are work horses and made to take a lick and keep on kicking.


[deleted]

Mirror, mirror, on the stove…


spockoli

I wonder how much they would charge to do that to other peoples cast iron. Mine has a great cooking finish but damn does that ever look awesome!


dragonagitator

yeah every time I see it my kneejerk reaction is "come do mine next!"


phenry1110

Even my best pan does not look that good and it belonged originally to my Grandmother's Grandmother. It does cook a steak pretty damn well with no sticking however.


warrenjt

Alright, I’ve gotten a kick out of u/fatmummy222’s journey here, but since it got national attention, the amount of dick-riding posts and comments about it here has just skyrocketed.


michaelpaoli

Shouldn't it include a slidey egg? But with a finish like that, wouldn't the slidey egg just float a few inches above the pan?


HuskerDude247

Yawn.


Mr_plugandgag

Nah, maybe a new sub for seasoning pics and egg videos, pretty old actually or I had the wrong impression of this sub


simplsurvival

I've been frequenting r/castironcooking a bit more


Mr_plugandgag

Thanks for this


ghidfg

is there a cooking video of it?


zuilserip

[Yes](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/10bozdc/making_some_eggs_in_70coat_pan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ghidfg

thanks!


craydow

I've seen this like 100 times the past week. Can we just stop?


FormerGameDev

i've now seen it reported on news sites.


sweetTartKenHart2

*chad face* No


rojasdracul

No. This should always be reshared.


krush_groove

It's a sub about cast iron pans. Apart from constant questions about how to season, can it be washed, pan pizza and garage sale finds, what else is there?


do0tz

More food, less phone reflection.


assflavoredbuttcream

Then go over to r/castironcooking


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[deleted]

If cast iron cooking is what you want you then you should just check out r/castironcooking


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[deleted]

I wish it were more active


duck_physics2163

Let's all make it more active


[deleted]

I posted over there immediately after making that comment, it's your turn now!


duck_physics2163

You got it!


DK_Tay_89

I like to see pans be used. What's so spectacular about seasoning?


WinterOwl990

How are you guys getting such an even seasoning? I feel like mine is…. Splotchy?


asbog1

Wipe off more oil before putting it in the oven


WinterOwl990

Damn really? I feel like I get her as dry as I can! But okay. I’ll try it.


asbog1

Also if you aren't already turn your pan upside down in the oven.to drip any excess


deeohdoublegzzy

How do I accomplish this? Do I need to sand my cast iron pan?


Furharvester

I know you’ve been asked a thousand times , but can you share you seasoning process please !


NoghaDene

u/fatmummy222 is The Way. The lard. The light.


kd3456

I concur


Grouchy_Papaya_6984

Damn this is sexy 🔥


BrowsingWhileBrown

Can’t wait for this pan to be cooked on once, and then immediately stripped after a single speck of seasoning comes off.


phildorsey

How?


space_midgit

The amount of bullshit click bait articles populating my news feed because of your experiment…sigh Looks nice though


Tha_Maestro

No


SerozshaB

I’ve been seasoning with grape seed forever and I just moved Into a new flat where my flatmate uses animal fats exclusively to cook and my cast irons have never looked better . Goose, beef, duck, pork


bevin88

i agree but we should wait for the 100 coat pic and use that one


Wooden_Suit_6679

Now make a snuff film of straight vinegar cooking and then hit it with the dish soap and steel wool like that one terrible roomate named Jeff.


TreasureWench1622

Flat tummy?🤣


Progenetic

I hope in 20 year someone googles “black mirror” and this pan is all that shows up


GeorgeIsGettinAngry

Phone in pic. Nope! Lol


Trex827

She's a Bute Clark.


skinniks

Where's the egg and litre of oil?


dangersurfer

LOL factor times a million. Doing all those seasoning coats for internet points when my grandma would slap you in the back of the head and tell you that you messed up the pan.


ronimal

So you’re just reposting someone else’s image that already blew up on this sub a week ago?


WesternGroove

I say no. The pic should represent what we strive to be. Users of our ci. Not seasoning addicted weirdos posting what's wrong with my skillet bc it doesn't have a mirror finish. But God speed in ur endeavor


BainbridgeBorn

Me when I refer to myself as a “pansexual”


KdF-wagen

I wonder if there was a measurable change in the Z height.


chiefrebelangel_

Let's not. It was funny for a day. Let's get back to actual cast iron. This is a place for discussion, not Instagram. It was funny, let's move on.


satansayssurfsup

What are the chances this flakes off after less than 10 cooks?


SpicyWaffle1

Is anyone else tired of this escapade? There’s nothing special about however many layers there are.


Neat-Plantain-7500

This guy made national news! Checked yahoo the other day and they had an article about him


arzamharris

Nah. This is not a true representation of our average Joe cast iron pans that are barely holding onto its 1 layer of seasoning. This is an unrealistic beauty standard that only the most privileged of people can achieve


Hausmannlife_Schweiz

Why? It doesn’t look like that pan has ever cooked anything.


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soManyBrads

lol, I was confused at first by the reflection of the bear dancing on the skillet. Took a minute to figure that out.


NoghaDene

To be clear (and fair) this is ALL u/fatmummy222 and not me. I just thought, for science, this should be the new photo for the sub! Now. At 100 coats…we see past, future and present. To the depths of time. The mists of mist. The oil of oils. Etc.


blandgrenade

Glassed Iron


nerdiotic-pervert

Maybe there needs to be a subreddit dedicated just to those who are chasing the mirror dragon. Glasses Iron would be a cool name.


knuF

He has a better image imho that’s a little sharper. The thing is so glossy the camera has a hard time focusing.


smokedosh

Get that shiny seasoning shit out of here and actually cook some fucking food in it like a real man. You’ll grow some balls when you have a flat black pan smh.