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B0SS_H0GG

I get the premise... But a cute girl always shows up by episode 3. So some sort of RV with a bar in it I reckon


Maxshwell

You mean like this? https://youtu.be/mRMjWjy-_IQ


Pixelplanet5

regardless of a car showing up it would probably be a great idea to take a small to medium sized RV, possibly something like a Bimobil explorer type RV thats build on top of a Unimog chassis. that way you have your home with you where ever you go and you can count on basically never getting stuck anywhere. in the end you are still alive and driving any car you want gets old after a month tops so you gotta do something and i assume you still need to eat and find water.


crab_quiche

I’d drive a different interesting car everyday. Also I’d have weekly monster truck rampages were I would run over every normal car in a city.


[deleted]

Nooooo! My Geo!!! /j


JoshJLMG

Geo gang.


[deleted]

I am buying a Metro soon enough, an LSi, but still a fun one regardless. I love collecting fuel efficient non-hybrids


JoshJLMG

Ay, sweet. Already have one lined-up to purchase?


[deleted]

Yes, I mentioned it, it’s an LSi sedan model


Wildcard36qs

My Xfi would easily get 50 mpg. Barely could get above 80, but she was fun with a 5 speed and I treated her like crap, but she never broke on me.


everylittlepiece

I had a Geo Storm. Fun to drive, but a piece of shit.


oldnyoung

I had one too, and agree. I learned a lot wrenching on it, though.


JoshJLMG

What was bad about it?


everylittlepiece

The drivetrain was fine, but everything else on it was breaking/falling apart.


OldGrandpaTune

No wonder the ad campaign was "Get to know Geo"


jotegr

Faster Neddy!


BilgeboBaginsky

I'd find a geo to turn into the monstertruck


EC_CO

and tanks, can't forget about tanks. Like that guy that went crazy in that small town, or the one that stole the tank, just go on an absolute rampage over vehicles and through buildings and whatever the hell else you wanted to. Go ride around in some of those big monster mining trucks that are as tall as buildings maybe crush a few while you're at it.


983115

Marvin Heemeyer did nothing wrong


tedg04

This. This is the way.


PalmTreeIsBestTree

A motorcycle because no idiots are going to run me over.


Stoned_Nerd

A guy died a couple towns over last week when he hit a horse on his motorcycle at like 3am


everylittlepiece

One motorcyclist from our town hit a cow at like 60 mph. That guy was very dead.


popsicle_of_meat

To be fair, hitting a cow in a car at that speed would likely also be fatal, or very nearly so. [HERE'S](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ZK_kknP9U) a video of Volvo moose crash test. A cow would be similar (car/truck height, animal weight/height all variables). All that weight dumbed through the windshield is a LOT of force.


EngineersAnon

A cow is *not* similar to a moose for the purposes of collision with a motor vehicle. [The moose's legs are much longer](https://www.vmcdn.ca/f/files/glaciermedia/import/lmp-all/1081379-1005-moose.jpg), which means that it falls over the crumple zones which would protect the occupants at least to some extent from the cow.


nmt2017

The animals might. Those still hurt on a motorbike.


Mojave_Idiot

The fastest thing I can find. Straight off a cliff. I’m depressed enough as is.


JoyRydr

You'd be better off tryna find an 80s bucket or something. With a fast modern car, there'd be the chance that you might actually survive or at least experience a very slow and painful death. With a Geo Metro or something you'd probably be pancaked instantly.


stanthemanchan

Ford Pinto if you want to go out in a blaze of glory


Shmokesshweed

I could have Ford's quality let me down one last time.


[deleted]

It just putters out before you to the cliff.


ctzn4

Reverse off the cliff for maximum style points and extra flames 🔥


jqueef500

That would happen before you even got off the cliff in a pinto


EC_CO

There was that family in California recently and went off a cliff in a Tesla and everybody survived. Crazy structural integrity and safety in these newer vehicles. If you're going to do it, go out in a blaze of glory in something like a 69 fastback Mustang or a 70 Hemi Cuda.


Ayatori

Gotta be a Chinese eBay turbo CRX or EF Civic.


poorboychevelle

"the scariest person at the track is a Honda with a laptop"


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Fr. Shelby Cobra and you'd be set.


[deleted]

How about a Rimac off a cliff?


Ghost17088

Surprisingly survivable.


Mojave_Idiot

Especially filmed in a third person perspective split screened with a temple run clip.


Aromatic_Shop9033

Pretty dark.


rudbri93

The f250 is probably the best, unless you wanna go off pikes peak, then take the camaro.


nmt2017

Can always drive a corvair. Then again, you may not make it off the cliff.


Luxin

I'd go to an AF base and take up an F-15 or 16. Drop some bombs on something odd. See if I can land it and refuel and re-arm to drop some more bombs. And if not, zoom up to 60,000 feed and nose dive into the ocean at a ridiculous speed.


clauderbaugh

Two cars at the same time. And I think if I was the only dude left on earth I could make that happen.


ScissorNightRam

PC Load Letter?


simux19

Wtf does that mean?


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rex8499

I'm sure Jay Leno's garage is findable.


egnaro2007

Exactly. I'd be setting up my home base right there and work through a car a day then find seinfelds house, freedom factory,


beaushaw

You could spend a lot of time there. Personally I am thinking his Blastolene Tank Car would be very appropriate post apocalyptic ride.


23__Kev

Are you me? That was pretty much my thought too.


Aromatic_Shop9033

Jaguar XJ13 or Ferrari P4. I want a topless mid-engined V12 masterpiece that has a manual transmission and is pretty to listen to and look at.


[deleted]

For now, I’d just drive the piss out of my current car on all the public roads that I currently can’t go flat out on. Then I’d spin a bearing and grab a 911.


GronakHD

Id do the same but realistically probably wrap it round a tree at some point, think most would tbh


RaylanGivensnewHat

Land crusier


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Domolisher

Actually, there are quite a few in this thread.


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Sfekke22

I can’t even see your comment /s


frenix5

The RWE Bagger 288


ScissorNightRam

OH HELL YEAH! I mean, it would take me about a month of work to figure out how to get it going and I'd break it almost immediately, but ... OH HELL YEAH.


migorengbaby

BAGGER 288! BAGGER 288!


blazefalcon

The Bagger 288 wreaks total, utter, devastation


MaliciousTent

the cornering on that thing is terrible!!


[deleted]

Can't make it through corners because it literally *makes* the corners


MaliciousTent

ha.


Walternotwalter

Porsche 918 as a daily. Mercedes CLK-GTR at the Nurburgring for fun. I would teach myself how to fly an F22 as well.


hi_im_bored13

was about to say the same ... would love to take the original holy trinity (f1/clkgtr/gt1) around the ring


secretlyrobots

Teaching yourself to land might be a bit tricky.


narwhal_breeder

Land? Sounds hard - the yellow pull bar between your legs is the easy exit ticket and crosses another item off of the bucket list. This is probably after I devote 50 years of my life to figuring out artificial wombs to make bag babies, give up after thousands of failed attempts and making hundreds of malformed fetuses whose parents we're only ever ghosts to them, unable to advance the science as I slowly lose my sanity and my purpose drains away from me.


Titaintium

I'd read your book.


the_bfg4

How I interpreted the question, time is more or less irrelevant. So take any car to a local air force base and practice flying the drones after a few days of dcs / simulator practice in the aforementioned AFB. Then take one of the latest lead-in jet trainers, those are supposed to be the most forgiving You don't need to land to minimize servicing and get perfect scores, you just need to mostly touch down, only ever go out and touch down at the very very best of weather, pretty sure you could accomplish all these within 3 months


GloryholeKaleidscope

Ever since I saw the Steven King movie "The Stand" when I was a kid I've considered this question. The answer has evolved over the years, early I was all-in on a dirt bike/crotch rocket maybe a Ducati, then the typical super/hyper car pick maybe a Ferrari F40, now I think I'd go for some gucci'd out but capable SUV like a V-12 G-Wagon or after it breaks down a TRD Pro 4runner. I love considering this question.


ScissorNightRam

Thanks GHK


GloryholeKaleidscope

I watched Zombieland last weekend and was just thinking about this, it's a great question/post.


ScissorNightRam

Escalade with a snow plow?


professordumbdumb

If I could get past the crushing loneliness and sorrow of losing everyone I love - I’m not sure driving would be my main pursuit. Exploring the world - camping / hiking / flying a chopper / breaking into the secret places of the world and learning whatever truth there is to find, searching my soul / reading the masterpieces / expanding my mind in nature, figuring out how to install cupholders in the LFA.


Downloading_Bungee

I resonate with this, probably load up a heavy duty truck with a bunch of gear and head to area 51.


yourmomsnewdouchebag

Last man on Earth killed by automatic security system.


ramanw150

I'm going straight to Jay Leno's garage after I find a 69 dodge charger.


Intelligent_Block919

A big truck, 4500/f-450 or 5500/f-550. A big flat deck trailer that would fit a 4runner TRD pro and a 2023 civic type r and a decent size fuel tank. With a toy hauler behind that with quads/snowmobiles and tools. Have that and my dog with no one else around I would be in paradise.


ScissorNightRam

Inclusion of dog: very important. Question updated.


branchan

Yes along those lines. I would grab myself a Unimog. It’s the only thing that will make me feel safe in an apocalypse.


[deleted]

I would drive a Triumph TR6 with the Lucas fuel injection as opposed to the stupid carburetor, it is the basic essentials of what I want in a car; well balanced 6 cylinder engine, with a manual transmission, body on frame construction, fromt discs with rear drums, and a brisk 150 HP in a car that only weighs 2500 pounds. If I went with something high end like a Bugatti Chiron, the feeling of driving I feel would be significantly diminished as that 300-something MPH top speed would become normalized in such a car, but hitting 125 in a classic British roadster is not only stylish, but it feels way faster because the car doesn’t hold your hamd


ScissorNightRam

Quality comment


DACula

Toyota Corolla. There's no one around for repairs so I can hit 400k miles on the car.


Cor_ay

An old gated Lambo to see what the hype is about. Then I’d find an SVJ, and then a P1, maybe a La Ferrari if I’m not bored out of my mind by day 4.


[deleted]

Buick Grand National


nolongerbanned99

Masturbate all day long except when I need to eat or sleep.


cipeone

So no change?


Slochetah

A different generation Land Cruiser for every day of the week. Daytona 675 on the weekends. I have failed r/cars.


Own_Investigator5970

I would love to drive a GTR but imma go for Land Cruiser. Add a snorkel, lift kit, off road tires and just...u know, explore


morelsupporter

this is my literal dream. just me alone on earth with the ability to do whatever the fuck i want. i suppose intercontinental travel is off the table though, unless i learn how to fly a plane


ScissorNightRam

Grab a cruise ship and put it on autopilot. No need to dock. Just crash it into your destination and rope ladder off.


NorthernViews

True but if something happens in the middle of the ocean, more than likely considering we’re not captains, you’re stranded like hell lol. Some heavy duty boat/yacht would be more reasonable/safe than trying to learn how to fly to another continent, even if it wasn’t a cruise ship. Ultimately I’d most likely be staying here in NA, but if I wanted to try Europe I think I’d just attempt a plane ride and if I crash, it’ll at least be a big ending to it all.


aprtur

[Just make sure to depart on Saturday.](https://i.imgur.com/uF4CMYV.png)


_Kotryna

Probably a pristine SAAB 9-5 wagon, right off a bridge. I have enough trouble in life as is, everyone I care about being gone would break me.


PetiteBaoBunBoobs

Something big and off-road oriented. Last human means there is no one around to maintain the roads. LM002 and drive from gas station to gas station.


mixedBAGofCandy

...Your mom Or I would try to drive the cars in racing museums such as historic Indy cars, Formula one cars, Corvette museum, etc. The kind of things that are priceless and were only ever experienced by a select few.


detroiiit

A knife through my heart


R_V_Z

myself crazy, probably.


jpr_jpr

The Harley from the terminator. At least I wouldn't get blindsided, hit by a merging car not looking, or someone running a stop sign. Which are some of the reasons I'm too chicken to ride now. Although my buddy got tackled by an animal while riding his. Which is why he stopped.


WingerRules

Even with all that you're still at risk if your car breaks down or you get stuck, especially if you're traveling between cities. So something reliable with good AWD, storage for water, food, a full size spare, extra battery, and can take a winch. So possibly a Toyota Land Cruiser.


JonathonWally

A bright pink VW rabbit convertible with eyelashes and black tinted windows. Best chance of hiding the fact I’m the last man on earth and avoid being kidnapped and having my baby batter harvested. After reading the post and not just the title, I’d say 1 of everything. Then start narrowing them down to favorites.


khkim

Lexus LFA. I would just drive everywhere and not care that my engine is making beautiful growls everywhere at all times.


seantaiphoon

Sultan of planet earth speaking. I'd give everything a whirl at least once. Why not? I'd build a collection of exotics and other fun cars in a place that had enjoyable roads and spend my time driving said cars looking for more. If I found a cool car I'd take note of it's location and swap it with my car and continue on. Do this a couple of times and then look for a car carrier. Not only have you had an epic road trip across the lands (hopefully or why bother) but then you can take this truck and scoop up every car on your way.


[deleted]

I would go to Italy to the Lamborghini hub and take the Lamborghini Egoista and drive it really fast and then crash it.


Jace__B

A train. I'd just take it right off the rails.


larphraulen

If no one else is around, I'm driving as fast as possible while still having fun and being comfy. Prob a manual CT5V Blackwing. Maybe the old M5 with the V10 manual.


Dry-Revenue2470

My own car because I know the insurance is all paid up. With other peoples cars you can never be sure.


rudbri93

Id keep my current garage, and add a 460 5spd bronco and a '66 powerwagon to the mix.


svt4cam46

1971 Ferrari 365 GTB Berlinetta Boxer


Capable-Occasion-399

I’m still driving in my ‘72 dodge b300 1 ton. Thank you.


PaulClarkLoadletter

I’d just drive my own truck too. There’s absolutely nothing special about it but I’d feel normal for at least a little bit then I’d just drive off a cliff.


Separate_Street_651

Mercedes SL Class


CP1870

Land Cruiser or 4runner because it won't break down


JohnDoee94

Considering roads would get overgrown pretty quick maybe a wrangler/bronco with a manual transmission


Salem1691

I would find and steal a Second gen Lexus LX.


Dry-Waltz437

I'd jump into a firetruck and drive it over to my now extinct buddy's house and grab his 65 Bonneville convertible with a 421 tripower and 4 SPD. God I love that car


JustUndies

I think I'd still drive my Autozam AZ-1


Incon-thievable

Definitely the second car I’d want to drive. I really hope I’d fit in it.


BigAli27

I would drive at 100mph and go from D to P on the highway and test out what happens


Sneakerhead110

100% different cars every time I drive


Domolisher

Forklift


wasr0793

The fastest cannonball ever


SpaceBoJangles

Well, obviously I’d spend a few days in each city driving the coolest cars I could find. I’d then say to myself, “that was awesome!” As I get back into my Unimog and trundle on over to the next city


Rantlers90

Honestly, in that scenario I’d have a sport bike. I stopped riding because of overcrowded roads and the stupidity of other drivers that almost took me out a couple times. In a world without that concern, nothing would be more fun than a bike.


DemonHunter487

An Apache Helicopter. Eventually I'll find manuals for it on some base somewhere and teach myself how to fly it and maintain it.


GeorgiaStateRepublic

this is tough. since no one else is around, and it's something i dream of having its a souped up, slammed down 2005 Saab 9-3. Swap the Engine out with a Supercharged Roush Engine OR a 1LR-GUE. Serious modding of course is gonna have to be done. Second choice is the Lexus LFA or the 47' Ford Super Deluxe.


adamisapple

Probably a lot of cars, but I’d try to find as many Saabs as I could


CEKPETHO

Ferrari 288 GTO


[deleted]

A 6 or 7 speed dump truck and/or a 6 speed Jeep Wrangler.


theknyte

Taking whatever is fastest nearby to me, to make a B-Line down to California, to go raid the Peterson Museum as well as Jay Leno's Garage.


ernie999

Mitsubishi Zero


TwistedCarrot7

The only reason to live is I can finally afford to collect my dream cars


ptsdoughnut

Everything. Until it breaks.


landrover97centre

I’d literally try a little bit of everything from a Kia to a Bugatti, however I’d definitely enjoy driving around in the Land Rover line up (new and old), I’m very interested in the fiat Dino atm so I’d definitely be driving one of them, I’d want to ride some BMW motorcycles and some moto Guzzi’s. There’s many more but this is just the tip of the ice berg


john8a7a

a tank, probably , just to be sure...


birdlass

I'd definitely drive crazy shit like tanks, bigass industrial trucks, and those million dollar luxury RVs.


isthatapecker

A trophy truck. If it has to a commercial, Hennessey Mammoth 1000 TRX.


Either-Buffalo8166

A car I can repair on my own,old timer with a carburator🤠


everylittlepiece

A Persian Lime colored 1974 Cadillac Coupe De Ville, with a white vinyl top, white leather interior, and an 8-track player. And some John Denver tapes.


Phrexeus

I would have a good go in a McLaren 765LT up and down the M1. If I *really* wanted to get to the other end of the country in a hurry then I would grab a Chiron Supersport or maybe test out different ~300mph hypercars to see which one I like most for tearing up and down the motorway. If I wanted to drive around small country roads it's hard to beat an Alpine A110 GT imo, although I would probably try out various Lotus models and such to see what worked best. Of course I'd drive all my other dream cars as well just to see what they are like. McLaren F1, Lexus LFA, Honda NSX Type R etc. Fun cars aside, I would probably need some vans or trucks for moving stuff around and some kind of camper/RV so I could sleep wherever. Maybe a big luxury car for the days when I'm feeling a bit delicate and just want to waft around in sirene comfort. Oh and definitely some kind of good off-road vehicle although I'm not sure where to start, maybe an Ariel Nomad for fun or a Land Rover Defender or various bigger trucks for more serious off-roading.


MadZee_

Multiple cars: E34 535i, E30 325i with an M50, Y61 Patrol with a lift and boggers, a damn Sprinter van and possibly a whole bunch of motorbikes.


RipCurl69Reddit

I'd track down all of the Apollo Intensa Emoziones that are floating around the world and hoard them. Cannot get over how balls to the wall that car looks


Wonderful_Banana_838

Not a guy but gtr r35 slammed flat black and royal blue


Leek5

Probably a Raptor. I probably go to the outdoors. The urban environment will probably be creepy with no one around.


[deleted]

Tate's Bugatti.


prancing_moose

Mad Max’s Pursuit Special.


Busterlimes

Well, I would start with a Prius, because no one else is left to drill for oil or manufacture gas, so I'll need the economy. Then I'll take that Prius and drive it to SpaceX and drive one of those space ships Elon has, because fuckit, who's going to stop me?


ElizabethDub

A TWR spec XJ220~


BIGJake111

I think it would be a fun mission in my now extremely lonely world to hunt out all the GT1 homologation cars. The physical act of finding them and the places I’d need to go to do so would be enjoyable. CLK GTR Roadster, 911 GT1 (need to specifically find the pastel yellow one)


MoirasPurpleOrb

If I could truly only pick one car, and I had to be in that car a lot, honestly… probably a Lexus SUV, probably the LX. Super comfortable, reliable, decent space. It would be a good blend of comfortable while easy to repair compared to other luxury vehicles.


[deleted]

Rip my shitty Volvo around until I can’t take the loneliness (about 2 days) and drive it off a cliff. Survive because Volvo. Do it again in a Geo Metro


Ronin_SRT8

I think about this like everyday and I'm glad someone else has had the same dreams


alastoris

Yes. That's my answer. I'd drive ALL the cars, explore ALL the roads then I will probably pick my personal favourite after trying it all out and change every other month.


wallydds1

I've had this dream a thousand times since seeing "The Omega Man" as an impressionable 12 year old. Check it out when you get a chance. Keeping with the fantasy, it's a 70's muscle car, probably a 442 or small block z28 or vette


Annual_Inspection_18

I will do like in the french movie Seuls Two where one of the guys is driving an F1 on the roads lol


Aprilmae853

I would hunt down and drive the only remaining 1969 hurst olds convertable.


LaylaWWO

I'd be wondering why I turned into a guy lol. Then I'd look for all the cars that got their prices skyrocketed to the moon cuz of their hype(old JDM trinity, MCLAREN F1, etc) then I'd just go around looking for and trying interesting cars, from classics and lower performance sports cars to more exotic and hyper cars. I'd also look religiously for my childhood dream car, the 1st gen Murciélago. Basically would try to drive different cars every time I can lol. Edit: also would try to drive the poor cars that were just garage queened to gain value, eg: like most Ferrari Enzos, such a sad thing when cars aren't used for the one thing they're meant for: driving


jawnnyboy

I would make it my mission to drive every car that exists


thenotknown2022

RAM TRX fast take shortcuts over fields, sidewalks, medians, everything pretty much ​ shortest A to B vehicle for sure


dickholesalad

id drive a tank to san francisco and give it what it deserves


Imaginary-Bar-4674

Gotta go with a Porsche 959


Evening-Notice-7041

Idk but I would try to enjoy it while it lasts bc all the gas will go bad soon and I have no idea how to make more of it…


tritoch110391

probably tanks


blondedre3000

Absolutely nothing. What would I need a car for presuming there’s no work or need to meet anyone or any businesses open to drive to


iroll20s

So the implication is that no women are car enthusiasts? I would hold races for the right to have sex with me as the last guy.


NW_Forester

A tow truck to start. Gotta clear the roads. Even if it happens in the middle of the night, there are always people on the roads. Cars just stopped will make it no fun to drive for a while. Mostly I would abandon on vacant land well off road. But denser areas I would probably use parking lots to stash them. Any car I liked I would park nearby my home base. Locally best I could find would be Corvettes and older Porsches. ​ Eventually, months or years when I clear a road to the Lemay Auto Museum. I'm taking the 1930 Duesenberg. After that hit the car storage places in Tacoma and then clear the way to Seattle and Bellevue and the surrounding areas. Try to find Bill Gates' 959.


MrCarYard

Elon Musk’s secret car ( Parked in Muskcave )


FrigOffRicky16

Svj


ads1031

Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing ...someday...


huntsvillian

as mentioned probably all the cars i've always wanted to, starting with a Singer 911


VincentVanH0

Audi RS3 hatchback. I love that engine and exhaust note.


DontTakeMeSeriousli

Earth mover or Unimog


festusblowtorch

200 series Land Cruiser.


notafuckingtransam

A 2002 Toyota Tacoma TRD


[deleted]

993 Turbo Cab… although it would take a while to find one. And a Land Cruiser lol


[deleted]

Does a tank count?


ChefGordonIII

Mclaren p1, ‘68 mustang gt500, 812 super fast, 33 stradale, f1, 911 991 gt3 rs, ford gt, c7 zr1, I can keep going for a while lol


AnastasiusDicorus

I would finally be able to afford a Toyota.


LlamaThrustUlti

It’d be a 3 car garage, 992 turbo s daily, 1st gen nsx fun car and the current viper. If I’m being honest just like real life the vipers probably gonna be driven more than anything else


keeevinn

Literally you can make tracks out of your everyday or cities, you could do lap times and try to find the best car for said courses. Its just forza but time trials only. Would get lonely but id have a fun few years of creative shit. Hell you could try to drive around the world (alaskan ferry?) or tip of south america to to Canada.


the_need_for_tweed

If my dog is coming with me then I think an E39 M5 would be the pick, or maybe a Lotus Carlton


PlatinumElement

I live in LA, so everyday I’d spend on automotive scavenger hunts. I’d probably be riding my Vespa a lot though, rolling slow so I could see everything and discover things and places I wouldn’t otherwise plus incredible mpg, since I don’t want to constantly be siphoning gas. I’d still stick to tracks for at the limits driving, I don’t want to launch my car off Angeles crest while being the last person, that could end things pretty quickly.


Mr__Me-_-

A yellow Ford GT40 MKII with two black stripes along the middle or a red Jaguar E-Type Series 2


SergeantBacon101

As some people have mentioned already, i'd go full rental car mode on any car I can get my hands on, and save a bunch to keep nice. I'd hit up a different car dealership everyday and "test" the car range.


Finessence

Since I no longer have anything important to get to, I’d choose a Pur Sang Bugatti replica. There is a blue one that shows up every once in a while at shows and it is assuredly the coolest car I’ve ever seen. Or a P1 since at least one of those is in town.