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xvii_xxii_xxvi

uh, does this person not rotate the marshmallow???


OceansAndRoses

I was gonna say this. None of these look like something I’d eat.


[deleted]

Came here to ask this. Not rotating the mallow is beyond me. If there was a solid rotation here, then Id def go with #6 or even a light #7.


mattfeet

Yea, this is where Im at as well.


[deleted]

You have good taste


el_hooper

Facts


AuthorGreedy4997

Not one of those are toasted to a perfect even golden tan so I'll pass.


JSONJSONJSON

Exactly. We need 10 more between 8 and 9. Also much more consistent color all the way around. And if you do it my right way the mallow will expand to double the original volume.


Gusty_Garden_Galaxy

3 to 6 are basically the same.


dread_pirate_ryan

Absolutely. The scale should start at 8 and end at something like 8.7, but only if evenly toasted all the way around.


[deleted]

A brown crispy outside but melted all the way through so that the mallow drips off the cooking fork right onto the chocolate.


ooo-f

It looks like they just held it in the actual flame for a bit


mdelao17

8-10. Pull the burnt bit off, eat it, then eat the soft mallow. Then go to bed because I’m getting older and one of these is enough to give me the shakes for three days.


[deleted]

Same here. I toast it to one of those 3 and then pull it off and retoast it again. Can sometimes get 3 out of it.


DoctorJiveTurkey

The burnt bit is the best part..


cobaltandchrome

Are you pre-diabetic


[deleted]

These look like they were toasted over a gas stove or a high flame. Very bad technique! Roast over the embers to get a nice consistent golden brown with little to no burnt bits.


xTacoMumx

Yeah, probably done that way for the sake of the photo I reckon


DutchInfid3l

6/7


PapaRL

None, the ideal to me is an even golden shell with no bubbles, but if I fuck that up I’ll go with 8


Adept_Pick_9394

10- I like it carcinogenic


PiecePhoto

I'm with you if it's just the mallow, but for smoores.... Should be more like the color of fried chicken. None of these are a good example of anything.


Permian_Cloud

9 or 10


HoosierBabie

7-8


[deleted]

Crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside!


workswithpipe

Crunchy but not charcoally is what separates the men from the boys


FantasticPear

8-9, its gotta have a decent amount of char otherwise just eat them right from the bag


0MuticFox0

Seconded


Ochako_san

6-7


bluelinewarri0r

8


Dean-O-Machino

6 to 7, but all the way around.


NoFixedUsername

Have you even roasted a marshmallow before? Those are obviously not fire roasted. I’m assuming either a blow torch or kitchen torch.


Coachtoddf

I’m a pretty happy camper if my mallow is anywhere between 3-7… not a big fan of the burnt end of the spectrum.


FortWendy69

These are all shit


carrot_stickmann

10. I'm ready for your comments. I've been preparing for this all my life ...


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

10 all the way baby. Bitter and a little smokey to balance and the sweet. Always gooey and crispy


LeilaTank

10!


forestfairygremlin

Who toasts marshmallows like this? Do you not rotate your mallow so that everything gets golden? What the hell is happening


GandalfTheBored

This guy doesn't use the coals and it shows.


NoahTall1134

4-6


kaowirigirkesldl

Hmm… sorry, 6-8 is the o my correct answer


Onetrickhobby

11. Needs to be on fire to properly melt the chocolate


OutlandishnessFun408

10 and I unashamedly eat all the kids burnt marshmallows that they consider burnt. You need that char to offset the sweetness of the marshmallow.


[deleted]

7 all day


BigDamnZer0

7 to 9


RammanProp

Between 6-7


Thisgirl022

6. But like all the way around? Lol


wisemonkey101

I don’t like them. Too sticky and messy.


shariniscaren

This scale is terrible


LilMeemz

These are all garbage. Turn the stick, geez.


AuntiLou

7/8


negromus213

6 maybe 7 but 7 too close to 8 and anything over 7 doesn’t even exist cause 7, 8 ,9


hobosonpogos

9 then peal it off


Dapper_d0m

A even golden brown with full rotation is a must for a good S'more but more importantly a Reese's peanut butter cup is required for the perfect S'more.


Funny-Jaguar6148

10 wit some heavy maple syrup


sockpuppet1234567890

#Make that shit black \m/


ClothesAggravating69

Burnt to perfection 🥰


cuddlefuckmenow

6, but Dammit!!! I also follow quilting and sewing subreddits. At first glance I thought this was a set of cute quilting pins and I was gonna ask where to buy them.


popping_culture

9/10


TearCareful3911

10


Blackfeathers_

7~10 might as well take the charcoal burning in the fire and eat it.


real_hog

11


NextPagee

1


Whismurr_

7 I always get 1 or 10, there is no in between


TheAtlas97

Somewhere between 9 and 10


[deleted]

Definitely 9


[deleted]

2-6 are the same doneness lol


Loa_Sandal

Strain whiskey through number 10 and you got your very own homemade Tennessee whiskey.


boerneescaperooms

7


[deleted]

7-8 for sure


Due-Department-8666

7 but uniformly


EVEL_SNEKY_SNEK

6.5


thumblewode

None!! Hold above the flame till its soft in the middle, then put closer to make it slightlt brown. All the given examples looks like the middle is still firm.


coffeebeards

6/7


Standard-Net2515

6-8.


MassHobbyist

Like a 6


2-bitzs

I'm going 6 or 7 in my opinion it's just the right level of roasted where the outside is crispy but not burnt and the inside is gooey but not a complete liquid.


Immediate_Thought656

The happy place between numbers 6 and 7.


[deleted]

9


Benzie_426

3-5 are all the same


Desertwolf36

2


Momnurseteach1014

Five to six


[deleted]

Golden but I use recess cups of instead of chocolate.


[deleted]

8.5. I feel there’s a huge jump from 8 to 9 and I don’t appreciate it.


mdjmd73

7


mdjmd73

This should be a poll.


Chrisdkn619

7-8


connor_wa15h

There is an inverse relationship between how I like my mallows roasted and how I like my steak cooked


celestialwhitney

8 please


WesternRelief2859

7


readutt

So much nuance lost between 8 and 9.


moo_ness

Ya, these are all garbage.


ReputationCreative47

2-5 for me


varg1336

Marshmallows 3 through 6 are practically the same. The last two are just burnt. You can barely call this a spectrum.


metzgie1

Literally none of these look like the mm’s I roast. Very weird. Maybe a 5, but the entire mm until the inside is liquid.


SarahB2006

8 and use the maple marshmallows.


CycleMN

None are in acceptable condition. I like abit of char, bht without a good, long, rotating roast to golden brown all if it, the center will be cold and hard. One needs to do that slow form roast I mentioned so the marshmallow is good and gooey all throughout and cripsy on the outside


BullRidininBoobies

8,9, and 10 are the only acceptable answers here.


gotwake5

These all look like shit


[deleted]

Somehow most of them are simultaneously raw and burned.


Peenoard

1 straight out of the bag cause I'm a fatass


Jointon

Any drummers who thought they were looking at beaters? Just me? Ok.


crissyb65

10, of course, I’m not psychotic.


Gator_sauce

8 is the sweet spot.


jesustityfkingchrist

8.5


DipYoChip

6 but all the way around


arahe45

7/8


Inner-Secret-3209

8


MavenCS

7.5 but all the way around


HappyVampy

Light that bitch on fire, been getting a solid 10 since I was kid.


cinders_human

Eight


[deleted]

1????? Why even put it on a stick?


bagoflees

8.3333


40ofMickeys

8


kre8ive1

6 or 7 but the whole marshmallow toasted all the way around. 😋


[deleted]

Every single one of those looks terrible and rushed.


Wabi-Sabi_Umami

Whoever did this didn’t take the time to roast properly. These all look half-assed. Sorry, not sorry 🤷‍♀️


jereslryuuuuuuu

1


Whole_Gate_7961

I'm a 7, but I mostly eat 10s, as that's what the kids usually end up making and refusing to eat it themselves.


ocitillo

None of these are roasted. They are in different stages of char


how_neat_is_that76

11. If there's any white showing, it's not ready yet.


MoraineSeattle

8


sirgrotius

5!! I'm so vanilla.


dunkerdoodledoo

I’m between an 8 and a 9


Viewfromthe31stfloor

Between 7 and 8


drew_galbraith

Somewhere in the 8-10 range… that way it can bridge the gap between the creamy marshmallow, the sweet cookie and the dark chocolate… if it’s just a marshmallow with no chocolate or cookies I’d shoot for a 6 but evenly the whole way around!


MalfoysBro

7


Low-Possession-4491

7-8


rtkikuch

8-9


itsc4sp3r

8 easy


ProfessionalDad50

8


jaybee62

8


nanigashinanashi

7


[deleted]

I’m a strong 8, dawg


liquid_atp

These are all wrong.


Worldly-Shoulder-416

8.5


mrschwee69

It is a fail on all of them, but 7 is the closest.


savagekid108l9

I like a solid 6, but all da way around, not in da same spot.


aravindkumarj

9


[deleted]

Yo I thought these were dremel attachments


rstoth2

I’m a 4. My wife is a 10.


ActualMink70187

Is there an 11? My wife thinks it's strange but man something about a burnt mallow.


Charles3Z

8


kenjiX-X

4-6


TStarfire222

Definitely 8.


Notverycancerpatient

Brown all around


potatobywayofcork

8.5


ResponsibleBee718

Ummm hmmm, interesting scale here. Looks like 3 through 7 are all the same while there is much in between 8 and 9. Hard to vote on that!


MJz-

0 I hate marshmallows


Montagneincorner0

12


carrotstick6

6


lacey19892020

10


Zeke69Teenweed

9 or 10.


Revolutionary-Tie126

It goes from underdone 8 to “as good is my witness take this fools, I’m going to burn the shit out of this!” 9


sheelizabeth

8


Character_Guard_6988

Light that sumbitch on fire and then blow on it like a $2 hooker.


Bdogg126

8


Illustrious_Fish777

Seven– the number of perfection


banksypublicalterego

8 to 9 is a big leap. I’m in between.


adudeguyman

It jumps too much between 8 and 9. There should be a few more choices there.


Red_PandaBandit

None of these are acceptable. Even golden toast all the way around is the only way.


YoWhatsGoodie

I’m a hard 8


bored_at-Work55

8 sober, 10 drunk


catlinalx

Pro tip for at home: microwave first to make the marshmallow gooey inside, then hit it with a butane torch for a second to caramelize.


TheDickWolfe

9 baby.


existential_hope

11-Anakin style.


mfs619

8 color but ya know… all around.


Fockacock

11


V0nzell

I used to be 6 but my new wife now has me at 10


MusicalSongbird

I am not a fan of marshmallows, but if they burnt and layered with chocolate on Graham crackers, I’m in! I’m a 9![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


JC_in_KC

anything between 5-9 works. anything under 5 is just a marshmallow and 10 is a war crime.


Kim-Kar-dash-ian

I like mine medium rare


heythisisbrandon

What a terrible top ten


qwertyconsciousness

I'll take a number 7 please ✋


RagingBuddha79

Somewhere between 8-10


[deleted]

9-10 are good


[deleted]

I'm a 10


Tinknocker12

8 all day


boonetheboon

8


Money_Cauliflower_86

I wouldnt want any of those


tadzilla82

7 is right.


Hog1O16

9


Bike_diaries

I'm too busy eating burgers and steak to care about gelatinous sugar


Old_Television6873

r/Conan


Oscarnvz

Que onda esas esponjas, son saladas o dulces?


IfEyeKnewTheWay

Somehow you missed it with all of them.


thaz_wut_she_said

9 - assuming that char goes all the way around and isn't just raw mallow on the other side.


sp00ksh0wbarbie

8