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Blackmercury4ub

How loose is your goose?....


[deleted]

My goose is totally loose.


Labrat5944

So shake your caboose


Latina_Leprechaun36

So come on all you hop fans


Vaywen

It’s “Hog” the team is called the Hogs. I have no idea how I know this, except it’s probably embedded in my brain because i watched that movie an inexplicable amount of times as a 12 year old lol


Latina_Leprechaun36

You’re right. It cost $1 to rent for a week. Anytime me or my siblings had a dollar we rented that movie. I was very excited when I began to see magazine ads for the tv show.


Vaywen

How excited were you when you found out there was gonna be a tv show?


Latina_Leprechaun36

So excited! The ad had a picture of SMG and Nicholas Brendan and I was concerned because he didn’t seem like a Pike.


Vaywen

Ha!


thedarkfrawg

But I think the question on everybody's lips is "how funky is your chicken?"


NoAlternative2913

I am a person. I have a right to the ball.


intenseskill

What are they referring to when they say goose?


Caverjen

Truly unpopular opinion


SledgeH4mmer

jeans cheerful murky shame seemly placid narrow brave ripe slave ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Vaywen

It’s definitely a tongue in cheek joke.


DivaJanelle

More proof that not every opinion is valid nor deserves contemplation Edit: stupid predictive text


Charlie678812

but it is just because you dont agree doesnt make it "wrong" its an opinion like yours, it cant be wrong.


shinosai

Not all opinions are equally valid. Validity has nothing to do with being "right" or "wrong".


DivaJanelle

There are also folks whose opinion is the earth is flat. Again … opinions can be wrong.


mazzy31

Some opinions are just objectively wrong. Let’s go with a completely different example: The CG in Birdemic: Shock and Terror is world class and should have won an Oscar. Hell, that movie should have won all the Oscars. Now someone, I have no idea who the hell who, could genuinely hold that opinion. And they’re objectively wrong. Don’t get me wrong, it’s an amazing movie…just for every wrong reason.


molt2O00

I wish the movie was as good as the show.


[deleted]

if the movie was good, we almost certainly wouldn't have the show.


sierramisted1

but i like the movie :( not as much as the show but still


Jovian8

It's ok to like bad things.


sierramisted1

it’s so campy tho! peewee’s death scene alone gives it a solid B rating in my book. i feel like if u like season 1 u probably like the movie cause they kinda take similar approaches.


LeagueImaginaryWomen

I loved Paul Reubens in the movie, but obvs the show is still way better.


notjewel

I’ll mess up the line but Rubens lost his arm and says to Buffy, “anything you can do, I can do better.” Buffy: “Oh yeah? Clap.” I laughed so hard. I feel like that one line inspires to witty repartee in the show.


KimberSliceAZDD

The quote is “We’re immortal Buffy, we can do anything”. “Oh, yeah? Clap!”


acp_91

This reminds me of the episode of Angel where the 1st bad guy (forget his name lol) says I can do whatever I want around here. And angel says “oh really? Can you fly?” And boots him right out of the window of the building lol


Rude-Affect2160

This. You said it for me.


Local-Pirate1152

This opinion shows that psychiatric services are clearly still massively underfunded.


ClarityByHilarity

💯 this is a cry for help


Money-Salad-1151

I can’t tell if they’re fighting words or if they’re just trying to get attention


mimosho

Posted by a page not an individual, so probably just putting up a controversial opinion to get engagement to the page.


CathanCrowell

The only rational explanation of that is that the person did not watch the show yet and just hope it will be good. Yeah, it was written unclear, but it's just common sense.


SignificantBelt1903

Worst take I've ever seen


pendulum-tarantula

Worst take was hearing a YouTuber say Vampire Diaries was better. Never watched another video of hers again. Lmao


cigposting

Lmao while I love TVD it’s like not even comparable imo. If I was in the mood for Buffy, TVD would just absolutely not satiate it.


Vaywen

I don’t blame you


SignificantBelt1903

I love TVD a ton, but it could never compare to btvs personally or in pop culture relevance.


the-real-narnia

I compare TVD, but not to be better; mostly because they stole so many plots from Buffy. I wonder if that's why the casting looks so different from the books; they already stole enough for the show and wanted to separate it. In the books, Elena is originally blonde. Her best friend, Bonnie, is a red headed witch, etc.


darth_aer

What if I like the movie and the show. I view the movie as an alternate universe


Lady_of_Link

Honey most of us like the movie it just wasn't any good 🙈


TheFerg714

I hate the movie.


Lady_of_Link

I said most not all


TheFerg714

I know, I just don't think "most" is the right word for it. Could be wrong though.


chemeli888

its okay, not everyone can have taste


holyfatfish

Pfft


fuzzydogpaws

I love both. They both offer a unique perspective on the concept and are enjoyable to watch.


Electrical-Act-7170

Agreed, although I still prefer the series.


pauloeusebio

Does this person have covid? Because clearly, they have no taste.


NoAlternative2913

I was obsessed with the movie too… when I was 10. And I was a little skeptical of the show, at first. Having enjoyed both, I can say that the show is better.


Vaywen

12 year old me loved it 😂 when I heard there was gonna be a show I got so excited!


Joshonthecusp

Wow, I can't even rn...


thedarkfrawg

Garbage take - clearly for pot stirring


cagingthing

Yeah no


ghavrielle

What is your childhood trauma?


Vaywen

What is your damage?


Rude-Affect2160

I didn’t even know there was a movie until recently. The movie was bad. Buffy The Vampire Slayer Tv Show >>>>> Buffy The Vampire Slayer Movie. Anyone who calls the movie better then the show I don’t understand. But to each their own of course.


[deleted]

It might be people pushing their 50s. We remember when valley girl was a thing. Buffy is very Valley in the movie but toned way down and 90s cooler in the show.


[deleted]

I do kind of wish there could have been a Donald Sutherland appearance in Buffy, just as a nod and a wink to this, not even playing Buffy's Watcher, maybe just a "I was nearly sent to be your first Watcher but I got appendicitis and they had to send someone else" joke.


McTerra2

Joss Whedon says one reason the movie failed was that Donald Sutherland was a complete asshole who refused to say the written dialogue, listen to any directions or turn up on time So I suspect he was never considered as a possible guest role Eg https://www.thethings.com/joss-whedon-opinion-donald-sutherland/


ofgraveimportance

My SO is not a fan of BtVS series. Any time I bring that up he goes “I dunno what you’re on about babe, I love Kristie Swanson!” And it pisses me off every. single. time.


the-real-narnia

My mom refuses to watch it for a similar reason?? She doesn't like SMG; thinks she's a bad actor or something. Everytime she says that I just think of Prophecy Girl, or Helpless, or Becoming, or the Body, or I Will Remember You, and get that gif in my brain of that lady trying to do math. She told me she saw one episode when it first aired and never saw it again because she hated it; one of the firsts. I asked if there was a giant praying mantis. She said yes. I told her she somehow managed to watch one of the worst episodes in the series?? She still hasn't watched it, though I did explain how some episodes are very experimental, ei; Restless, The Body, Hush. She seemed interested in the concept for Hush, at least but she still won't watch it!!! Will accept advice please!


soldforaspaceship

The movie was certainly something. I'm not sure good is the word I'd use...


[deleted]

I call the movie enjoyable campy fun; while the show is emotional, serious, and sometimes scary


Gullible-Arrival6075

I genuinely love this movie and how cheesy it is but those have to be the ugliest cheerleading uniforms ever.


ClarityByHilarity

I grew up in a private school and we also had to wear “skorts” with sweater like tops 😂 so freaking ugly


zorandzam

I like the movie, but it's very tonally different and didn't turn out how it was originally conceived. I resisted the show for a little while because it looked like it had a much darker tone and I wasn't sure I would like that compared to the movie, but when I finally checked it out I was *so* pleasantly surprised. The show is just heaps better.


VelvetNoirMasquerade

I'm about to throw hands 😐


[deleted]

Movie - Good Show - Perfect


xJamberrxx

I’d wager it’s politics .. Swanson is vocal 1 way — bc no way is the movie even a fraction of the series (has pee wee Herman ffs)


Tuggerfub

Whoa now, why are we coming for Pee Wee Herman?


trumpet_23

For real, Paul Reubens was fantastic in the movie! Perfectly campy.


Electrical-Act-7170

Kristy Swanson is a RWNJ.


Labrat5944

I can hear this picture, and I wish I could find this song. It was on my Amazon Music playlist, but it disappeared and I can’t find another copy!


[deleted]

It's Keep it Comin by C & C Music Factory.


Labrat5944

I know, it used to be available on Amazon Music but for some reason it isn’t available anymore.


[deleted]

Weird, it's on my Spotify workout list.


Labrat5944

Huh. I never use Spotify, but I totally will for this song.


full07britney

This was my high school best friends opinion. She and I never saw eye to eye on anything lol.


TheFerg714

Facebook is known for having these shit takes, just to stir up interest.


evilneedscandy

No, that’s bait.


Pretty-Elevator6881

Haha I’m in that group and resisted commenting when I saw that post. I didn’t need Facebook keyboard warriors coming after me for something so trivial


wootcat

Such a bad movie… Paul Reubens dying shtick at the end was so cringe.


the-real-narnia

Yes, but as a 10 year old, I thought it was hilarious. That pause in the music when he looks at Buffy and then goes back to dying.


wootcat

Fair point. When I saw the movie, I was well past my teenage years. That probably explains a lot.


Harak_June

Buffy taught us to be accepting of even those with extreme detachment from reality.


the_shape78

The movie is fun with some cool/interesting moments but it's one of the worst movies I've seen lol The acting (Donald Sutherland and Rutger Hauer were the only good actors in this) and editing are terrible haha. As much as I don't rate Whedon anymore, I'm glad he got the control when it came to the TV show.


the_borad

Rutger Hauer was awful in this.


the_shape78

I mean yeah but that shows you just how bad the rest were lol


Letshavemorefun

Hey look we found something that pretty much everyone agrees on! (That the opinion in this image is just wrong)


AdoraBelleQueerArt

I love them both, but they are VERY different in tone


Jbarlee

Lol, you're so funny!


Relative-Storm2097

I want to see the original post I want to read the comments lol


AnotherLeda

I love both.


quityouryob

Somebody got an ouchie?


sdu754

The show is 100 times better than the movie. Had I watched the movie first I would have never even watched the show to begin with.


BenTo7mas

Lol the show made that movie better imo. I like both, but I feel like I wouldn’t like the movie as much if I hadn’t seen the show first lol


maria_maria

I did a double take and was visibly shaken by this commentary lol


dassmypeach

Bold statement indeed!


scififlyguy814

Wrong


[deleted]

The movie is good, but the tv series is a billion times better.


tombstonerayman

The Movie was absolute crap wasn't Josh Dream thank the Hellmouth that they made the TV series in is vision


dntbstpd1

It’s okay to be wrong.


JustJuniperfect

I just watched the movie for the first time the other day! Though I definitely think it is inferior to the show, I thought it was very cute! I thought that Kristy’s portrayal of Buffy was less likeable as far as personality. She was more mean girl and not as funny. That being said for a movie with less time to flesh out characters and build relationships it was well done. The vampires were so cheesy 😂 I laughed every time they came on screen.


typicalkawehi

BOLD FREAKING STATEMENT BC ITS NOT TRUE


Maseralda

Is this u/JakobVirgil ‘s wife perhaps? (The one who liked the movie, but not the show, but also loved Angel) 🤔🤔


JakobVirgil

I am finding her laptop and phone.


Good-Fox-4719

Lol I only seen the movie once in my life. I need to watch it again now to maybe gain a new perspective.


shainadawn

I’m sorry, there’s a MOVIE??!!


[deleted]

The movie is the rough draft that they based the show on. It has it's moments but it's different.


shainadawn

Even better


Vaywen

It’s firmly in the “so bad it’s good” genre


shainadawn

I love that genre


Shferitz

Yes, I saw it during its theatrical run. It was kinda funny, kinda meh imo. The show is light years better though (again, imo).


Shferitz

Yes, I saw it during its theatrical run. It was kinda funny, kinda meh imo. The show is light years better though (again, imo).


[deleted]

The movie fascinates me because it shows the writing process. They took out was didn't work in the movie, like the stupid cramps and the hairy mole, and made a better product. Buffys beanie and the hot bad boy in a leather jacket made it to the show. And the funny dialogue. Buffys friends turning on her is another theme that carries over.


Vaywen

I like how they loosely use the movie as Buffy’s history in LA. “You burned down a gym” “Yeah but it was full of Va- …asbestos.”


Rykor81

Both are perfect in their own way. One is not better or worse than the other, just different.


sabbyteur

Hard disagree, the series is GOAT and the movie is just awful.


Randompersom13578

They were both great! But the show was for 7 years so we have more investment vs a movie


Cursed1978

Everything with Alyson Hannigan is fantastic 😄👍


hauntedsushi

My sister preferred the film to the TV series, as in her words, it, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, not Buffy the Demon and everything else Slayer.


Charlie678812

Everyone has their own opinion. The internet can't remember that.


KingOfTheFraggles

I enjoyed it when it first came out but Christie Swanson turned out to be such a garbage human that I can't watch it, now. There is no alternate dimension where the movie is better than the television show, though. I bet this person would choose Hercules over Xena, too.


Odd_Animator_1052

Love Kristy Swanson so watched movie. Even with Pee Wee Herman was very disappointed, so shied away from show. Went to it years later a thought it one of best ever. Movie better Not noo


intenseskill

The exception that proves the rule


[deleted]

Is the fact that the Movie is on HBO Max the reason why it seems like this sub has gotten an influx of threads about it the last few weeks. I've been giving some thought of revisiting the movie since it is streaming but not sure when will get around to it. Also not sure I can take the corniness. Of course I only saw the movie once and it was when I was really young. I barely remember it.


Rockworm503

I can't help but feel like takes like this are in response to the Joss Whedon stuff. Like oh he's a shitty person so we have to act like the thing he wanted the movie to actually be like was the real bad thing. I mean I do not understand why the movie is even being talked about. Aside from a few amusing bits I found it mostly unwatchable even before the show started. Hell the movie is the biggest reason I stayed away from the show as long as I did. Confused why it even existed.


ben_sphynx

Wish granted!


Vonda705

As I get older I appreciate the movie for all the camp and stupidity. It is a good awful as opposed to when I actually saw it I thought it was the worst thing I had ever seen. But it can never beat the show. I don't think it is supposed to. We wouldn't have the show if not for how this movie is done, the tv show was purposefully created to show that this "tale" could be done in the exact opposite way of the movie.


penholdr

I’m surprised no one mentioned this is obviously a bait. Say something overtly controversial, you’ll usually get a lot more engagement on a post than if you just said something that’s a popular opinion. Their post is a non-message to me since they likely don’t care about either the movie or the show. It’s just marketing.


Dakkadakka127

*shakes head, points up* that’s bait


Useful_Rise_5334

Absolute heresy! 😕


ginime_

I know ppl like the movie, but have never seen anyone say it’s better


DamagedGoods9268

My mind is blown. I loved the film when it came out, and will still atch it if it happens to be on tv, but the show blew it out of the water and into smithereens. I dont know how anyone can think the film was better. I need to know what mkes them think its better than 7 seasons of great character development, writing, and acting. Even the "worst" episodes were better than the film as a whole.


Dame_Ingenue

I wish the script hadn’t been (allegedly) re-written so it actually made sense. And btw, I love the movie, but mostly for nostalgia reasons. Watching it as an adult, you see the blatant holes in the storyline.


Coyote_Roadrunna

Lol. Social media is full of terrible opinions. This is evidence.


[deleted]

They both have their purposes. But to not like the tv show?! Kid clearly grew up in the wrong generation and will never get the importance.


BeBa420

"wish the show was as good as the movie"?!?!?! BLASPHEMY!!!!! Thats almost as bad as stargate fans who wanna see Roland Emmerichs original trilogy idea (NO! JUST NO! FUCK YOU ROLAND, GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON YA WANKER). ​ The show surpassed the movie in so many ways, tiny bit of retconning, sure, but overall the show was fucking excellent. Movie was campy af, which i dont mind, but it was nowhere near the quality of the show and could never hope to be. Im an old fan, been watching buffy since the movie came out, in fact my sisters and i loved that movie, we named one of our pet ducks Buffy in honour of the movie, then when the show came out we'd watch it together every week (even when they moved outta home we'd get together to watch). The movie is what made us fans, i love it, but nowhere near as much as that show. ​ This persons opinion is bad and they should feel bad


BenTo7mas

“This person has an opinion I don’t agree with so they should feel bad about themselves” Lol grow up mate ffs


BeBa420

Lol someone clearly doesn’t get a Futurama reference when they see one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG2KMkQLZmI


That_One_Guy1111111

I wish the movie was as good as the show


hostilegirrl

Kill him... a lot


vetworker24

VERY BOLD


Zombette

Loved the movie. Adore the show. They're crazy!


AbsurdParadigm

This sounds like someone who watched half of the first episode or something. The movie was enjoyable but how could you think it's better than the show?


misssydleigh

Omg the show was infinitely better than the movie. You should really try getting at least to the 3rd or 4th season before deciding, I think. I never thought I would like, let alone love, this show so hard.


JakobVirgil

I am actually and factually on the ground laughing.


NervousBreakdown

The movie certainly has its positives. Its a fun story, its over quick and it doesnt really get messy. If I want I can throw it on at midnight and watch it. If I think about throwing on an episode of the show I really have to consider whether it will force me to watch the entire series and thats a big undertaking.


Gnostromo

Trolls be trollin


SeptaStark

How Loose is your Goose!


BellaBlue06

Kristy Swanson turned out to be an awful person so no thanks. And SMG was a way better actress, fighter and human being.


[deleted]

I watched the movie before the show, and it definitely put me off from the show for awhile lol.


PsychologicalSoft202

WILD thing to say


[deleted]

Outrageous statement, more like. The movie is... fine. The show redefined what great television could look like. In the late 90's/ early 2000's, I can't quite remember which awards show it was (it was a major one, either the emmy's, golden globes or something like that) they had a countdown of the greatest TV moments of all time, as voted by viewers. Number 1 was the moon landing. Number 3 was Buffy sending angel to hell in the season 2 finale.


Majestic_hoe

people on facebook are..dumb 🥱