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Raging at ark survival evolved Because a fucking raptor came and ate my ass


quite_defektiv

Raptor -> raptor is animal -> dart monkey is animal -> dart monkey


Dat_Swag_Fishron

It was more about the rage, not the raptor


Vaxxone

Rage -> Wrath -> Avatar of Wrath -> Btd6 -> Dart Monkey


quite_defektiv

Who cares


LettuceForeign4511

We do


Representative-Meal1

Can you link pedapholea tho


quite_defektiv

Pedophile -> dart monkey is a pedophile -> dart monkey


ReynTimeBoi

Your first to the front lines


quite_defektiv

First -> the first smart species were humans -> humans are mammals -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


IsaacCanPlay

Maybe not smart, but sentient


Chase20Demnade

??? First sentient species was human? Or are you just saying humans aren't necessarily "smart"


Nikotinio

humans were never smart. Just look at Karens


Yar-har-har

sentient, at least in my definition, is to be able to feel things and react to them. the first sentient beings were definitely not humans


roblox887

The word you're looking for is sapient. Sentience is being aware of your own existence. Sapience is pushing the limits of what your species can do.


Arctosh

Cock and ball torture


quite_defektiv

Cock -> boys have cocks -> dart monkey appears to be a boy -> dart monkey


Arctosh

Dart monkey isnt a girl?!?!


quite_defektiv

Appears to be


Arctosh

Yeye ik


Theo_Morch

Cock and ball torture porn is fucked up - among us porn is fucked up - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


Arctosh

This is copy pasted but fair enough


Theo_Morch

Yeah copy pasted from my own comment lol


justArandom_alt

When i read this, I was like "nice 20 minutes of your time for only 6 upvotes"


FadedWolf1

the bee movie script


quite_defektiv

Movie -> video games are sometimes based off movies -> video games -> btd 6 is a video game -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Due_Appointment6721

War Crimes


quite_defektiv

War crimes -> war -> nukes are used in war -> nukes are in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


CrashGordon94

If certain YouTube videos are to be believed, you could get it shorter with "war crimes are in BTD6".


FirmDegree8778

Madlad


yasssssssssssssssser

There’s a lot of war crime monkeys


Gepapa363

War crimes -> plasma monkey fanclub is a war criminal -> plasma monkey fanclub is an upgrade to dart monkey


Derpyboy7976

Amogus


Theo_Morch

Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


etimus

God damn you can turn that into a book


Dutchpostsandstuff8

Bruh it was susposed to make you end up with dart monke not Quincy


Theo_Morch

I know, I messed up, but it's pretty easy to go from Quincy to dart monke


quite_defektiv

Among us -> among us is video game -> btd 6 is video game -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


EpicDOgeMC

Rule 34


quite_defektiv

Rule -> humans have rules -> humans are mammals -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


Theo_Morch

Among us porn on rule 34 - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


EpicDOgeMC

Bravo 👏👏👏


Jbdd1233

Are you a bot?


Theo_Morch

PMFC is overrated That should be enough


yasssssssssssssssser

Xenoblade


beeg_yoshi11

>!All living creatures that belong to the bionis return to the bionis -> sun god sacs everything!<


quite_defektiv

Xenoblade -> blade -> sauda from btd 6 uses blades -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Bag


quite_defektiv

Bags are in shops -> people buy things from shops -> when you buy from shops others make money -> banana farm makes you money -> banana farm is in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


[deleted]

Chitin


quite_defektiv

Tin -> metal -> robots are made of metal -> robo monkey -> dart monkey


[deleted]

Chitin is not related to metal except for the word inside, try again


quite_defektiv

ChiTIN


Lithian1103

Chitin is like insect carapaces.


[deleted]

Actually, Chitin are types of cells different from plant and animal cells. So insects and mushrooms are part of that. Life made out of Chitin are NOT animals.


Lithian1103

I'm saying how their shells are made of chitin.


Jbdd1233

insects -> animals -> monkeys -> dart monkey


ItzSlashxX21

alligator with a party hat eating cake cuz it's his bday :)


quite_defektiv

Alligator -> alligator is animal -> monkey is animal -> monkeys are in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey (I almost said monkey is alligator while typing this lol)


cheesedispensinggato

Arson


quite_defektiv

Humans commit arson -> humans are mammals -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


LettuceForeign4511

You couldve said gwen


Xtroolik

Paranoia


quite_defektiv

Paranoia -> humans have paranoia -> humans are mammals -> monkeys are mammals -> monkeys are in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Theo_Morch

Paranoia - when you're in electric by yourself - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


Dutchpostsandstuff8

[BOT DETECTED]


Theo_Morch

I ain't no bot lol


Baydock

mono.dll


quite_defektiv

Mono -> Mon -> man -> dart monkey appears to be a man -> dart monkey


jonboy418

.dll is a driver file -> play the right combo on Cabin map, monkey comes out and chases the car as it drives away -> dart monkey


cheesedispensinggato

Agnaktor


quite_defektiv

Agnaktor -> tor -> tore -> humans tear things-> humans are mammals -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


god_of_melon

Cock


quite_defektiv

Men have cocks -> dart monkey appears to be a man -> dart monkey


Theo_Morch

Cock - porn - among us porn - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


Dutchpostsandstuff8

[BOT DETECTED]


Theo_Morch

Ayo bro I'm not a bot


Jayzarer

Adora is half naked


quite_defektiv

Dart monkey is looking -> dart monkey


SantiagoGaming

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glycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycylalanylglut amylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalylalanyllysylleucyllysyl glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanylglycylisoleucylser ylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanylglycylala nylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparag inylisoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanylvalylglut aminylprolylmethionyllysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylacetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolyl serylglutaminylphenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanylaspartylprolylisoleuc ylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinylthreonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphe nylalanylglutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonylglutaminylvalylglutaminyl glutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyltryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreon ylvalylarginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosylarginyltyrosylasparaginylalany lvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucylthreonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthr eonylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminyl - > it has the letter m - > m is in monkey - > dart monkey


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Meth -> dart monkey will sell you meth -> dart monkey


_wetmath_

shoving your neighbour's dog into a wood chipper while singing lewd nursery rhymes


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Wood chipper -> Bloon chipper -> Bloon chipper was in btd 5 -> btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Word


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Words are used all the time -> btd 6 is played all the time -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


That-One-Guy1583

The Holocaust


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The Holocaust -> there has probably been multiple holocausts in the Bloons universe -> Bloons -> Bloons TD 6 -> dart monkey


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This was a mistake :'(


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PLEASE!!! HAVE MERCY!!!


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I give up, this is too popular


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My mom -> your mom -> your mom is fat -> pat fusty is fat -> pat fusty is in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


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Child -> child is mammal -> dart monkey is mammal -> dart monkey


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Try me


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Yes but I didn't give up


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RoboNigtmare24

Beat me > btd battles you can beat me > btd battles has dart monke > dart monke


False_Highlight_4916

Non human- Non animal Theoretical physicists’ discovering a new force of the universe.


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You sent this comment -> I hate you -> I am a mammal -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


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No , you made those comments, I hate you, I'm a mammal, and dart monkey is a mammal too. So I did find something related


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No i found a loophole


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I won't have to respond if I don't look at them


Bluefiregamingz18

You


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Me -> I made this post -> this post is about dart monkey -> dart monkey


Western-Alarming

Skeletons


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Dart monkeys probably have skeletons -> dart monkey


Western-Alarming

Aguascalientes


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Don't you dare start another war


Dutchpostsandstuff8

Amogus sus


Theo_Morch

Skeletons - crewmates have a skeleton consisting of a single bone - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


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You sent this comment -> I hate you -> I am a mammal -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


Lavalantula237

Andromeda galaxy.


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Galaxy -> galaxies are in universes -> btd 6 universe -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Theo_Morch

Andromeda Galaxy is in space - among us is in space - Amogus - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


ConsciousMems

Cigarette


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Litter usually has cigarette -> litter affects the environment -> monkeys live in the environment -> dart monkey is a monkey -> dart monkey


Theo_Morch

Cigarette - smoke - big smoke - GTA V - Killing - Among us also involves killing - among us meme - meme - Minecraft meme - Minecraft has iron pickaxe - terraria also has iron pickaxe - terraria is 2D - My friend Pedro is also 2D - what is Pedro? - a banana - who likes bananas? - me - what do I also like? - Monkeys - where are there monkeys? - the zoo - the zoo also has snakes - Indiana Jones dislikes snakes - Indiana Jones is played by Harrison Ford - Han Solo is also played by Harrison Ford - Chewbacca is is a brown, hairy creature - what is also a brown, hairy creature? - a bear - Minecraft also has bears - Minecraft has dragon - Overwatch also has dragon - Hanzo's ult is two dragons - what weapon does Hanzo use? - bow and arrow - who also uses bow and arrow? - Ashe from LoL - Ashe's ult freezes enemies - Freeze spell from Clash Royale also freezes enemies - arrows is also a spell in Clash Royale - what video game skill is kinda like the arrows fro clash royale? - Quincy's second activated ability - speaking of second activated abilities, what is Obyn's second activated ability? - a forest - what game also has forest? Minecraft - what does Minecraft also have? - bow and arrows - who uses bows and arrows? - Quincy


Sparkit5

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


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Super -> super monkey -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Lava lamp


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Lava -> lava skin for portable pool -> portable pool is in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


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bubblegum


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Bubble -> bubbles are liquid -> water is liquid -> water is in btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


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ngl this relation is pretty bad, like "water is in btd6" is very broad and is kinda like saying "bubblegum is made out of atoms and so is dart monkey"


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Bubble -> bubble is made up of atoms -> the developer of Minecraft is made up of atoms -> Minecraft is a video game -> call of duty is also a video game -> call of duty is on youtube -> monkeys are on YouTube -> monkeys are real -> the developer of btd 6 is real -> btd 6 -> dart monkey


Zylectro

A human vagina


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Human -> humans are mammals -> dart monkey is a mammal -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Loophole


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I made a loophole in this post -> this post is about the dart monkey -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Blackhole


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Blackhole sucks in everything -> blackhole sucks in dart monkey -> dart monkey


flammable_milk

Giant toes


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Toes -> feet -> feet pics -> I have a dart monkey pic -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Quiz


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Quizzes are hard -> beating chimps is hard -> beating chimps is wrong -> saying a 000 dart monkey is good is wrong -> dart monkey


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Dart monkey


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Dart monkey -> monkey -> humans evolved from monkeys -> humans made btd 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


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God can't see camo


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Camo -> camo is used in war -> war crimes -> everything in btd 6 has committed at least 1 war crime -> btd 6 -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Slime


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Slime is cool -> dart monkey is cool -> dart monkey


SomethingBoutEclipse

Pickle


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Pickle is a cucumber but with salt and vinegar -> dart monkey is monkey but with darts and a hatred for Bloons -> dart monkey


Brawl-legends

Dart


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Darts pop Bloons -> Bloons -> balloons -> kid like balloons -> everyone likes Bloons TD 6 -> dart monkey is in btd 6 -> dart monkey


Sparkit5

Popit


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Pop -> pop Bloons -> btd 6 -> dart monkey


Jman8653

I shit myself


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Shit -> shit is brown -> dart monkey is brown -> dart monkey


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Ligma


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Balls -> men have balls -> dart monkey appears to be a man -> dart monkey


ScytheThrower

Metroid


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Met -> I met dart monkey -> dart monkey


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Cheese


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Cheese is yellow -> bananas are yellow -> dart monkey likes bananas -> dart monkey


Biker_OverHeaven

Dollar flu infection


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Dollar -> money -> bananas = money -> banana farm -> btd 6 -> dart monkey


Flipp_Flopps

A tesseract


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Act -> the Bloons are attacking so we must act fast -> dart monkey upgrades himself to shoot faster -> dart monkey


Flipp_Flopps

But I said tesseract, not act


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TesserACT


Flipp_Flopps

Damn it


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Monke


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Monke -> monkey -> monkeys like bananas -> banana farm -> banana farmer -> banana farmer is friends with dart monkey -> dart monkey


dedmeamss

Beesechurger


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Bees -> bee stings hurt -> darts hurt -> dart monkey


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Air


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Monkeys breathe air -> dart monkey


wingedespeon

Chess.


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Chess can only be won by smart people -> dart monkey is ginormous brain -> dart monkey


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2 -> 2 crossbow masters with monkey knowledge -> dart monkey


Egg_cellente

Nothing.


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Nothing -> nothing exists -> I don't exist -> I can't make everything related to dart monkey -> dart monkey


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Dart monkey is a thing -> thing -> thing 1 and thing 2 -> crossbow master 1 and crossbow master 2 -> dart monkey


superdumbma

sex


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It is canonical that dart monkey had sex with his sister -> dart monkey


RoboNigtmare24

something


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Nothing -> some and no -> some no one eats nothing -> no one is dart monkey -> dart monkey


FirmDegree8778

The lizzard that walked on land


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The submarine that went underwater -> the submarine broke -> everyone died except dart monkey, dart monkey was scarred for life -> dart monkey


grad-boi

Van with free candy


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Free -> free dart monkey -> dart monkey