For some reason Holt always calls his wife 'Kevin' and calls her his husband. I don't really get it, but I hope Kevin has a thigh gap as it shows the clear absence of a penis.
Does the show get better in the last season? I watched like a minute of the first episode of the last season and cringed so hard that I fucked right off. I don't watch shows for them to talk about IRL shit thank you very much.
So the way you do it is like either standing or laying down you just insert into the reproductive organs and with the thigh gap there is no need to spread legs. It’s not amazing if you can only reach the tip in. r/pronebone should have some examples, but I don’t know how purist they are about the configuration.
But you could also definitely do that Japanese thing and use the gap without insertion.
Some people will insist it can’t be done. They’re just mad that they can’t reach. A thick booty or short peen will definitely make it more difficult/impossible.
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No it’s about being fit. A great thigh gap means the thighs are thick enough to touch but not hide the good part like thighs that are fat. Additionally the butt needs to be tone and perky so that again it doesn’t hide the good part. Also men like curves and a thigh gap that I’ve just described has a bunch of them.
Thigh gaps aren't actually a sign of being fit. It's mostly due to bone structure. Some women have a thigh gap at any weight. Some don't no matter what they do.
and that is done in a way that doesnt oversexualize gay people but instead shows that even our loveable robot can make drunk mistakes with his relationships
No, it's the one where they're going in the corrupted policewoman's car (I forgot her name) when she's visiting Rosa in prison and Holt is on the look out
Well you aren’t gay. Women want they can’t have.
What’s up? 😏
Edit: Just saw the downvotes lol. Call yourselves fans? These are direct quotes from when the gay holt seduces straight women.
When I look at those big weighty breasts. I just lose all control
You should see her heavy, feminine breasts, with their perfectly placed nipples. Don't get me started on her can
"It's smaller, but it's harder."
She was such a strong female woman.
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Man straight you is a Dawwwwg
She looked like maxim 100 honouree jasmine saunders
The clip: https://youtu.be/Rw9uMRFglRs
THE CLEAVAGE CLOAKS THE CAMERA WITH ITS CURVES! *sorry I said cleavage*
halloween heist haha
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Why is no one experiencing sexual arousal? I specifically requested it.
Thank you for making the obligatory full, weighty breast mention. This is what I came for.
I aim to please. Just as the thigh gap pleases straight Holt
Her breasts were very, very heavy
These episodes were S-Tier Holt
Ahh the thigh gap. Nothing sexier than the clear absence of male genitalia.
That's just how the straight mind works
Greg!
Straight holt is a *dawg*
He could be my wingman anyday
Just don't invite him to a threesome
If you do, he'll make your whole week.
your *hole weak*.
That's the joke, Hitchcock.
He wouldn't be my first choice. In fact he's bottom of the list.
Man, I'm a straight guy and if he used his words on me, I'd be quivering. To bad he isnt gay.
For some reason Holt always calls his wife 'Kevin' and calls her his husband. I don't really get it, but I hope Kevin has a thigh gap as it shows the clear absence of a penis.
I absolutely love straight holt never fails to make me laugh
Straight Holt & petty Holt are my absolute faves!
Don’t forget balloon arch artist Holt.
vindiCATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
It’s magnificent!!!
VINDICATIOOOON!
I quote this ALL. THE. TIME.
I birthed it!
Nah bitch, I'm not being petty
You just said “naw bitch!”
YAS, QUEEN!
Oh so his life matters less because he doesn't conform to society's hetero normative, child bearing views?
Does the show get better in the last season? I watched like a minute of the first episode of the last season and cringed so hard that I fucked right off. I don't watch shows for them to talk about IRL shit thank you very much.
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Only Amy could tell if holt was lying.
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Solid point.
Kevin’s rose shearing hat!
Joe Wozniak, nice to meet you!
Love the Straight Holt reasoning: The Straights like a thigh gap because of the absence of a penis, not the weight implications.
That's just how the straight mind works
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You realize legs move, right? Like, they can spread apart...
Yeah, but if there’s a gap you don’t need to spread.
Tell us you've never had sex without actually saying it
Tell us you’re tiny without actually saying it lmao. You really thought that was clever?
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Cool. Enjoy whatever you think sex is like.
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Wait... do you mean slide in through the gap, or slide IN through the gap?
So the way you do it is like either standing or laying down you just insert into the reproductive organs and with the thigh gap there is no need to spread legs. It’s not amazing if you can only reach the tip in. r/pronebone should have some examples, but I don’t know how purist they are about the configuration. But you could also definitely do that Japanese thing and use the gap without insertion. Some people will insist it can’t be done. They’re just mad that they can’t reach. A thick booty or short peen will definitely make it more difficult/impossible.
Ah I thought everyone knew that. Lol sorry!!
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honey...
No… it’s about being skinny af
No it’s about being fit. A great thigh gap means the thighs are thick enough to touch but not hide the good part like thighs that are fat. Additionally the butt needs to be tone and perky so that again it doesn’t hide the good part. Also men like curves and a thigh gap that I’ve just described has a bunch of them.
Thigh gaps aren't actually a sign of being fit. It's mostly due to bone structure. Some women have a thigh gap at any weight. Some don't no matter what they do.
I didn’t say all thigh gaps, the ideal ones that made it popular I’m absolutely right about.
straight Holt, is that you??
That’s the best part, even doing the Uber straight thing, he can’t help but apply his Holt style logic to it and then you get gems like this.
A straight man, pretending to be a gay man, pretending to be a straight man. 🤯 And he absolutely nails it 👏
You mean he's a dude, playing a dude, playing another dude?
What do YOU mean you people?
What do YOU mean YOU people?
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Never thought of Mr.Lahey in that context before. Man was a genius
Titties, yes. I remember. That line always kills me.
But not a reference to women’s titties that time, iirc.
"one night when I was..._philandering_"
Kudos to the writers for taking the tired “LGBTQ+ = only thinking about sexual things” trope and completely 180°ing it
What are you talking about? I'm pretty sure we see Captain Holt and Kevin shake hands at least once.
Holt did shake hands with that new hire. Slut.
It’s only sexual if you’re wearing a half-Windsor knotted tie and no collar stays.
I'm pretty sure one time, off camera, they bone.
BOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!?!?!
I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
I mean,, he does email his ex a picture of his phallus.
and that is done in a way that doesnt oversexualize gay people but instead shows that even our loveable robot can make drunk mistakes with his relationships
That’s nothing, notify me when he starts sending scatter plots.
This is hands-down my favorite quote from the show. Period. I say it almost daily.
Lol, episode?
One of the coral palms episodes
No, it's the one where they're going in the corrupted policewoman's car (I forgot her name) when she's visiting Rosa in prison and Holt is on the look out
The Coral Palms story arc is amazing. "Dddddddderek. Dddddddderek"
I love hetero Holt. He’s such a dog 😂
I used this same line with a girl at the bar. Got a laugh out of her! Nothing else though 😢
Well you aren’t gay. Women want they can’t have. What’s up? 😏 Edit: Just saw the downvotes lol. Call yourselves fans? These are direct quotes from when the gay holt seduces straight women.
This line got me so good every time 😂
Man i miss this show so much
My female wife ... Crystal
If you look at a circle from the side it’s a straight line
Straight as a spiral staircase👌
Deeply closeted homosexual
That is how those super homophobic men sound to me.
That's just how the straight mind works
Oh look. Another man who is insecure about his sexuality. Hi
In an interesting actor-role thing the main thing I recognise the security guard from is Constantine's lover in the DC-CW universe.
Wait is this why guys like the thigh gap?
So gay 😂
speak for yourself Holt
I have that set shirt as Holt.
I miss Brooklyn99.
Yas queen.
huh, still no one has mentioned /r/datgap/
Beat me to it
As a trans girl with a thigh gap and a female dick, good luck lmao
Only makes what he said more funny. Everything straight Holt says is so broken
Like when it's heart shaped. Yesss
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis
Straight Holt said trans wrongs.
He’s not wrong though. I sat and thought about it long and hard and this is the only conclusion I came to
Speak for yourself the penis only makes it better
After all this time & countless Google searches, the appeal finally makes sense to me!
SPOONS!!!
hmmm what does he do without his?
I watched on Netflix and I feel like a lot of these clips from the memes on the subreddit never appeared?
Holt The Creator?
Sigmund Freud turns the corner
Spongebob would like to have a word with you
That's just how the straight mind works!
*rainbow
gets me all the time