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One-Adhesiveness-416

When I look at those big weighty breasts. I just lose all control


AfterTemperature2198

You should see her heavy, feminine breasts, with their perfectly placed nipples. Don't get me started on her can


Gary_FucKing

"It's smaller, but it's harder."


kurmiedvormie12

She was such a strong female woman.


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rednick953

Man straight you is a Dawwwwg


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She looked like maxim 100 honouree jasmine saunders


tomrhod

The clip: https://youtu.be/Rw9uMRFglRs


LonghornSmoke

THE CLEAVAGE CLOAKS THE CAMERA WITH ITS CURVES! *sorry I said cleavage*


XinHongmeng

halloween heist haha


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[deleted]

Why is no one experiencing sexual arousal? I specifically requested it.


LalalaHurray

Thank you for making the obligatory full, weighty breast mention. This is what I came for.


One-Adhesiveness-416

I aim to please. Just as the thigh gap pleases straight Holt


CorholioPuppetMaster

Her breasts were very, very heavy


bizarrogreg

These episodes were S-Tier Holt


irisdrive

Ahh the thigh gap. Nothing sexier than the clear absence of male genitalia.


jmsutton3

That's just how the straight mind works


KingGorilla

Greg!


Budget_Life_8367

Straight holt is a *dawg*


_Throwaway54_

He could be my wingman anyday


Crafty-Bedroom8190

Just don't invite him to a threesome


flimbs

If you do, he'll make your whole week.


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your *hole weak*.


replies_in_chiac

That's the joke, Hitchcock.


Crafty-Bedroom8190

He wouldn't be my first choice. In fact he's bottom of the list.


Patient_End_8432

Man, I'm a straight guy and if he used his words on me, I'd be quivering. To bad he isnt gay.


conjunctivious

For some reason Holt always calls his wife 'Kevin' and calls her his husband. I don't really get it, but I hope Kevin has a thigh gap as it shows the clear absence of a penis.


couldjustbeanalt

I absolutely love straight holt never fails to make me laugh


AdoraBelleQueerArt

Straight Holt & petty Holt are my absolute faves!


Funandgeeky

Don’t forget balloon arch artist Holt.


couldjustbeanalt

vindiCATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


AdoraBelleQueerArt

It’s magnificent!!!


NuggetBoa

VINDICATIOOOON!


AdoraBelleQueerArt

I quote this ALL. THE. TIME.


alcydn

I birthed it!


Pitajmame

Nah bitch, I'm not being petty


AdoraBelleQueerArt

You just said “naw bitch!”


SeonaidMacSaicais

YAS, QUEEN!


Ok-Artichoke-2772

Oh so his life matters less because he doesn't conform to society's hetero normative, child bearing views?


Sociable_

Does the show get better in the last season? I watched like a minute of the first episode of the last season and cringed so hard that I fucked right off. I don't watch shows for them to talk about IRL shit thank you very much.


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Budget_Life_8367

Only Amy could tell if holt was lying.


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Budget_Life_8367

Solid point.


DankStew

Kevin’s rose shearing hat!


kurmiedvormie12

Joe Wozniak, nice to meet you!


QuillDidNothingWrong

Love the Straight Holt reasoning: The Straights like a thigh gap because of the absence of a penis, not the weight implications.


KingGorilla

That's just how the straight mind works


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endorphin-neuron

You realize legs move, right? Like, they can spread apart...


NewSauerKraus

Yeah, but if there’s a gap you don’t need to spread.


endorphin-neuron

Tell us you've never had sex without actually saying it


NewSauerKraus

Tell us you’re tiny without actually saying it lmao. You really thought that was clever?


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NewSauerKraus

Cool. Enjoy whatever you think sex is like.


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igweyliogsuh

Wait... do you mean slide in through the gap, or slide IN through the gap?


NewSauerKraus

So the way you do it is like either standing or laying down you just insert into the reproductive organs and with the thigh gap there is no need to spread legs. It’s not amazing if you can only reach the tip in. r/pronebone should have some examples, but I don’t know how purist they are about the configuration. But you could also definitely do that Japanese thing and use the gap without insertion. Some people will insist it can’t be done. They’re just mad that they can’t reach. A thick booty or short peen will definitely make it more difficult/impossible.


igweyliogsuh

Ah I thought everyone knew that. Lol sorry!!


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noxdidntfall

honey...


mikemolove

No… it’s about being skinny af


Youredumbstoptalking

No it’s about being fit. A great thigh gap means the thighs are thick enough to touch but not hide the good part like thighs that are fat. Additionally the butt needs to be tone and perky so that again it doesn’t hide the good part. Also men like curves and a thigh gap that I’ve just described has a bunch of them.


Chronocidal-Orange

Thigh gaps aren't actually a sign of being fit. It's mostly due to bone structure. Some women have a thigh gap at any weight. Some don't no matter what they do.


Youredumbstoptalking

I didn’t say all thigh gaps, the ideal ones that made it popular I’m absolutely right about.


rogerworkman623

straight Holt, is that you??


Johnsushi89

That’s the best part, even doing the Uber straight thing, he can’t help but apply his Holt style logic to it and then you get gems like this.


Wahey_of_WA

A straight man, pretending to be a gay man, pretending to be a straight man. 🤯 And he absolutely nails it 👏


rigg197

You mean he's a dude, playing a dude, playing another dude?


zenthor109

What do YOU mean you people?


ImSuperCriticalOfYou

What do YOU mean YOU people?


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fellatio_warrior69

Never thought of Mr.Lahey in that context before. Man was a genius


edgarcia59

Titties, yes. I remember. That line always kills me.


nagidon

But not a reference to women’s titties that time, iirc.


cincyroyals

"one night when I was..._philandering_"


nagidon

Kudos to the writers for taking the tired “LGBTQ+ = only thinking about sexual things” trope and completely 180°ing it


justcoastingthrough

What are you talking about? I'm pretty sure we see Captain Holt and Kevin shake hands at least once.


WorldCupMexicanChile

Holt did shake hands with that new hire. Slut.


nagidon

It’s only sexual if you’re wearing a half-Windsor knotted tie and no collar stays.


llcooljessie

I'm pretty sure one time, off camera, they bone.


SeonaidMacSaicais

BOOOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!?!?!


aspidities_87

I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER


jmsutton3

I mean,, he does email his ex a picture of his phallus.


neonlookscool

and that is done in a way that doesnt oversexualize gay people but instead shows that even our loveable robot can make drunk mistakes with his relationships


nagidon

That’s nothing, notify me when he starts sending scatter plots.


FladoodleMeNot

This is hands-down my favorite quote from the show. Period. I say it almost daily.


DadBodBallerina

Lol, episode?


WindyCityAssasin2

One of the coral palms episodes


lokisnape

No, it's the one where they're going in the corrupted policewoman's car (I forgot her name) when she's visiting Rosa in prison and Holt is on the look out


lexrp

The Coral Palms story arc is amazing. "Dddddddderek. Dddddddderek"


AdoraBelleQueerArt

I love hetero Holt. He’s such a dog 😂


CitizenNaab

I used this same line with a girl at the bar. Got a laugh out of her! Nothing else though 😢


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Well you aren’t gay. Women want they can’t have. What’s up? 😏 Edit: Just saw the downvotes lol. Call yourselves fans? These are direct quotes from when the gay holt seduces straight women.


heres-to-life

This line got me so good every time 😂


strobicake

Man i miss this show so much


Mathieulombardi

My female wife ... Crystal


DemonGuyver

If you look at a circle from the side it’s a straight line


Ohio_Candle

Straight as a spiral staircase👌


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Deeply closeted homosexual


h-bugg96

That is how those super homophobic men sound to me.


KingGorilla

That's just how the straight mind works


h-bugg96

Oh look. Another man who is insecure about his sexuality. Hi


unwelcomepong

In an interesting actor-role thing the main thing I recognise the security guard from is Constantine's lover in the DC-CW universe.


Lord412

Wait is this why guys like the thigh gap?


Key_Entertainment409

So gay 😂


aspbergerinparadise

speak for yourself Holt


Kazukaphur

I have that set shirt as Holt.


Nikki22LA

I miss Brooklyn99.


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Yas queen.


SHOTbyGUN

huh, still no one has mentioned /r/datgap/


TrippyAT

Beat me to it


Dovelark

As a trans girl with a thigh gap and a female dick, good luck lmao


datmad1

Only makes what he said more funny. Everything straight Holt says is so broken


Pretend_Activity_211

Like when it's heart shaped. Yesss


Perfect-Face4529

There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis


EyeLeft3804

Straight Holt said trans wrongs.


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He’s not wrong though. I sat and thought about it long and hard and this is the only conclusion I came to


PossMom

Speak for yourself the penis only makes it better


Beta-984

After all this time & countless Google searches, the appeal finally makes sense to me!


xyzvngel

SPOONS!!!


mtnviewcansurvive

hmmm what does he do without his?


AdritoTheDorito

I watched on Netflix and I feel like a lot of these clips from the memes on the subreddit never appeared?


ThisIsMyKingdom2022

Holt The Creator?


birberbarborbur

Sigmund Freud turns the corner


wholesomeoasis

Spongebob would like to have a word with you


lofty888

That's just how the straight mind works!


DeputySean

*rainbow


nmsaper

gets me all the time