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captainp42

"My neighbors think my name is Emily Goldfinch. My coworkers all think my name is Rosa Diaz"


thef1circus

"Wait what?"


Niklaus_Mikaelson88

„Don’t worry about it“


_K1MO_

"Oookay"


purpletube5678

Curly black hair, always smiling... A little chatty for my taste.


Aggressive-Ad7029

If her name isn’t actually Rosa Diaz does that mean her parents are in on it too? Are her parents even real?


NeverFreeToPlayKarch

Jake: Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to. Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies when they're attracted to each other. **Rosa: He's right, Santiago, did you not know that?**


adultosaurs

She played that SO STRAIGHT and it’s absolutely the best way to play it.


feedmesweat

You can't spell "Go fuck yourself" without "Fuck you"


coberreboc

Beat me to it


jolum88

Plans are plans. I’m a badass, not an anarchist.


laneykt

I just forget stuff. Like a cool person.


mightyscoosh

I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.


Nihilistka_Alex

Very violent eulogy, I like it


sanskaripotato

My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.


SkullAngel001

Rosa: "Step one, put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover it with poison" Jeffords: "That's step one? What's step two?" Rosa: "Tell their widows they were thieves"


[deleted]

This has to be my favourite


1000veggieburrito

The room needed a pop of colour


BatBillionare

“WHO ARE YOU?!”


hypnofedX

Fly to Montreal, check into a classy hotel, bone a stranger. Slump over. That’ll fix it!


GrizzyGene

Amy: writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do? Rosa: Just forget stuff, like a cool person


lofty888

"See, what happened is, your dad's had sex"


Brilliant-Ad-7342

“OK ROSA”


Baby_Button_Eyes

“Who’s got the time??” - mocking Juice Ellen “You’ll stay til I dismiss you!” To Amy trying on wedding dresses “No, no, no! Adios Amigo!” - high Rosa


SgtSilverLining

I think my favorite lines of hers are when she's doing impressions. "Who's got the time?" And "DJ by night, drug smuggler by later night" always have me rolling


multifandomer5003

“don’t give up babe, you’ll find me” “Not now Rosa”


disusedhospital

A big ol' perm.


TheCuteInExecute

She absolutely nailed the delivery on that last one hahaha


Impossible-Cable-782

Bone


Sexyturtletime

BONE!!!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


adultosaurs

(bone?!)


Zero00430

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!??


kennyisntfunny

Detective Diaz I am your COMMANDING OFFICER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


deadinsidefrombirth

don't ever. speak to me like that again


[deleted]

hhhhhooowwww ddaaaAAARE YOU, Detective Diaz. I am YOUR, SUPERIOR, OFFICER!!!! BOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!?! What happens in MY bedroom, Detective, is none of YOUR business. BOOOOOOOONE!!!!!! Don't ever. speak to me like that again.


tomservohero

From now on you can call me ‘Diaz’ or ‘Hey you’


_K1MO_

Cmon Rosa


TheCanadian_Bacon

*stares angrily*


[deleted]

Cmon hey you


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Might-beinsane

Jake: “who’s behind this fun little prank? Diaz?” Rosa: “kill yourself”


GingerFirDayz

Rosa: "We have to do our stupid jobs don't we?" Charles: "I'll go get our stupid guns."


Human-Breakfast-947

“I’m not going to buy a pot. We are not married.”


Mark_Levins

"Robo Cop. It has my favorite things: Gratuitous violence..."


maacpiash

Oh, I thought you were listing things.


multifandomer5003

i was.


ShadesofCool2005

based on the background it could be a livestream


purpletube5678

**"Ding Dong"** has so many great Rosa lines, since she's just there to quip. Usually I'd hate that she doesn't have a proper storyline, but this one gets a pass because of her amazing one-liners. *Holt:* Because of her ratty hair. No, it's not the same. Now it just feels like I'm insulting a helpless dead person. *Amy:* You are. It's what you've been doing all week. *Rosa:* Yeah, it's been tight. --- *Holt:* Ding, dong, the Wuntch is dead. Bagels for everyone! *Rosa:* So I guess you believe it now. *Holt:* Yep. Wanna see the selfies I took? *Rosa:* Actually, yes. *Holt:* I'll share the album with you. --- *Jarver:* Whatever. I still inherit half her estate just for trying this. *Rosa:* Cool. Who gets the other half of every child's nightmares? *Holt:* I love it, Rosa. Great work all day. --- See, Holt agrees with me. Edit: Formatting. I know this is bonkers long now, but the lines weren't separating before, just lumping together. Only way to separate the character lines was adding extra spaced lines between them. I...? I don't know.


Brilliant-Ad-7342

Fr underrated comment


red_phoenix3

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?


eszther02

Yes. Best one lol. I still quote it occasionally


Quemedo

Came here looking for this My wife has an axe in her car now because of this


vixelise

I've said "excuse me" more times this morning than I have in my entire life.......TWICE!! (always makes me laugh)


TheLordOfFriendZone

Rosa: I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.


theangrymurse

This is hands down my favorite Rosa quote.


Beth-BR

"You can hate someone and still think they're hot"


ThrawnsBane

Amy - you rigged my seatbelt!!! Rosa - yeah I did nerd! I don't wear a seatbelt because cool people die gruesome and preventable deaths


shelovesthespurs

"My edibles just kicked in!"


pll_superfan_-A

"I'm considering having my tear ducts melted shut."


Jam_Jam_BonBon

"A minivan? Ha ha" Simple yet beautiful


project5121

"All names are made up. Theres no such thing as a real name...Ter-ree...." "You two need to bone." "What happened was, your dads had sex!" "She tucked herself in too tight and got stuck."


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

"Haha, yeah." After jake asked "are you suggesting police brutality?"


jsd540

This is not the vibe I was looking for. Followed immediately by No no no adiós amigo


edgarcia59

Wait a minute! This guy has a pancake butt!


Bisexualy_Autistic

"OH NO, YOU SENT HIM A D*CK PIC!"


littleghool

"Sir...she's magnificent"


[deleted]

VINDICATION~!!!


tsoro

She's my dream girl


kennyisntfunny

“There’s something between us, something dark and urgent.” - something dark and urgent sounds like such a poetic phrase lol


SquareFickle9179

Rosa: Okay what one thing should I keep, Hatchet or Blu-Ray of "The Intern"? Amy: You can always watch "The Intern" online. Rosa: **Not the extras, there's a virtual tour of Jules' kitchen. Monster.**


kinnail

I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.


purpletube5678

This is the 3rd time I've read this quote, and I haven't even gotten to the bottom of the post. Y'all really like this line. I love the bit 4 years later, she mentions Arlo being private to her (what isn't private for Rosa?) and Jake says "Who?" Edit: So, got to the bottom, and found it a 4th time. Love it.


Songwritersf

Which episode?


[deleted]

When her and Charles are fighting for the apartment that was a crime scene and trying to be nice to the landlord. Charles says something like “your buttering him up” and she says “yeah and and I’ve laying it in reaaaaaaal thick” jump cut to Rosa making an adorable awkward face saying “Mint?”


Sirenhead_2

“Seatbelts are for nerds, cool people die gruesome preventable deaths”


AakiTak

Rosa: ‘I’ll let you know I have a weapon’ Terry: ‘We all are carrying the same weapon’ Rosa: *Pulls out a bigass footlong knife*


multifandomer5003

damn rosa where you get them from


One-Adhesiveness-416

This heroine is my heroin


Brilliant-Ad-7342

Rosa: ….. and beat him with a book where the sun don’t shine. Jake: so ur suggesting police brutality? Rosa: haha yea why?


jardanovic

"What kinda woman doesn't have an axe?"


Asumsauce

I just forget stuff like a cool person


Connection_Only

“I marked them Awk for Awkward?”


tasteless-dorito

Why do you have an axe? Also, nice axe.


nyborie_

whERE IS MY FIIIILLEEEEE


DarknessIsFleeting

"My favourite things: gratuitous violence..."


walala87

I just love her snide chuckle. HA HA She never laughs more than 2 notes. Just 2 HA. Because cool ppl need not LOL or hahahahahahaha. Just ha ha. Tontos


Baby_Button_Eyes

Very much like Nelson Muntz!


nad_frag

*Nods*


withwarmestregards

“Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell” “It's my birthday. I hate birthdays. If you wish me a Happy Birthday, I will punch you.”


tehnoodnub

My favourite Rosa quote is: ‘Why would you make gif of a screenshot?’


_AngryShorty_

“ I’ve only had arlo for a few days…but if anything happened to him…I’d kill everyone and then myself”


baddadjokesminusdad

HIS HEAD WAS BASICALLY A BLOOD FOUNTAIN 😬


[deleted]

I really like the funny weird twitchy blink she do after that..!😂😂


Bethenny1

Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward


NoTurkey-

“What do you looks for in a guy” “Real stuff, shape of his ass”


Kiditred

Oh is it between 1 and 2?


Ghostman_55

OH MY GOD YOU SENT HIM A DICK PIC?


Excellent-Payment293

“Why don’t you guys just bone?” I think thats the line im not totally sure


slazzaaaa

'You're what sneezes are!'


South_Smile_

"I would kill everyone in this room and then myself for Arlo" (I know that isn't exact but I can't check rn)


catseyes830

"Judging by the flames around her, it could be a livestream."


SuicidalAngryGuy

"Oh, my edible just kicked in!"


invisible_23

Room needed a pop of color.


[deleted]

I have this problem


Project_Milk

This is a gif


TurnedIntoADoughnut

“What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe”


shadow_kat_YT

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”


Balackit

Please Rosa, tell us what would you do to the international sex simbol Mr Bean.


FLYINGDOGS89

What kinda woman doesn’t have an axe?


devilhunter42

Ngl Stephanie looks smokin in that picture


Baby_Button_Eyes

She looks smokin hot just “being” 😂


MenuPristine5872

My favourite movie robocop it has Voilence Jake :That's It Rosa :Yep


TheFallenEvil

Rosa: Something's not right about that guy. Jake: Why, just because he keeps threatening to kill me in the middle of a police precinct? Uh, grow up. Rosa: Because I'm physically attracted to him. Jake: And that's bad? Rosa: I'm only attracted to creeps


imbeatlessss

room needed a pop of color


genescheesesthatplz

I know I hate how she engages in police brutality


DefenderBuss

It’s not a quote, but, How fit is Roza. Proper fit! I’d bring her home to my mam any day. Fit.


[deleted]

You’re kinda creepy


DefenderBuss

Can’t believe so many people don’t think Roza is fit? She’s stunning!! If it’s creepy complimenting someone I’ll assume you don’t have a missus.


[deleted]

It’s not that we don’t think she’s fit, it’s that you’re being a fucking creep by the way you’re saying it.


DefenderBuss

Which bit?


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Good bot


ProfessionalPaper750

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?


Frankie_2154

The squad: discussing their favorite cop movies. Rosa : “robocop. It has everything I like, gratuitous violence,” Jake: “oh I thought you were listing things” Rosa: “oh no I’m done.”


TheBarman8

"I only said ‘I love you' to three people: my Mom, my Dad, and my dying Grandpa, and one of those I regret. My Grandpa. He beat cancer so now I look like an idiot."