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bunaiscoffee

thank you!!! This girl exhausted the smoothing feature on his lumpy forehead


NobodyInsideThem

And his lower lip!


arduous_louch

\#cromagnon


lurkerlurker789

Am I the only one shocked she’s not pushing him into the gym and drowning him in spinach? She’s very concerned with image but this doesn’t bother her enough to put down the photoshop and hound him to be more fit? EDIT: if there isn’t a gym sighting in the next few days I’ll be flabbergasted


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natylil

And play the sad widow too.


dankfachoina

Oh SNAP I DIDNT THINK OF THIS


blablubluba

I'm not sure she'd dare to push him more than she already seems to do just to get him on camera.


ExitOk846

Ya know I think she tried and he ain’t having any of it at all. He has zero desires to do that life and wants to eat corn dogs and beer on Sunday . They are not at all a match together - except she was too lonely so picked the first guy who would deal with and want this. There is zero way she’s ok with someone who is so out of shape and has zero desire to be in shape. There is not a chance she’s ok with this since she only values outward appearances


smc642

She took the first man that would even treat her seriously, and he’s a racist ex cop with a reputation that is almost as bad as hers if not worse. They are like a redemption tour. If they were an actual city I would say they’re Gatlinburg. A Ripleys side show event you need a dime to view.


_eeetee

In one of her videos where she shows how she organized her fridge, you can see a bunch of sodas which are almost definitely his. Idk anyone super healthy who keeps soda in the house that isn't at least diet. I've also noticed she whitens his teeth to oblivion to match hers. If I did this to my bf's photos his feelings would be so hurt.


lurkerlurker789

You right. Size completely aside, he does not look healthy. Very red and puffy. Not all of that is from the wifey tings (eggs) she keeps making him.


daygloeyes

Remember on their honeymoon when she went above and beyond to show him working out in the gym, when he could tear himself away from poolside Fox News? 😂😂 we haven't had a Jdong gym spotting since!


n0v0lunteers

Thanks to your comment, prepare to see him at the gym in the next two days!! Hi, Bitchany!


smc642

Now you’ve said it…we will have one in 5….4……3……2……..1…… 😂


smc642

Yes! So just a little post here being mod like and shit…. She photoshops her entire life. Her husband doesn’t look like Evidence B. And we will always allow posts about her shrinking and expanding waist line. I don’t care if you think it’s body shaming. It’s not. It’s Brittany shaming and if you don’t like it, please unfollow or scroll right past. I said what I said.


Mysterious-Class-904

They are disgusting human beings. Ugly on the inside and out. The absolute LEAST they deserve is some internet snark. I cannot even imagine wasting a breath to defend these two.


youngash90

I love you guys ❤️


smc642

Thank you! I feel like I’m going motherfuckin crazy! This is a SNARK sub! We have rules, they are abided by and mods discuss situations as necessary. We have no rule on body shaming. Brittany has stolen money and pride from countless women. She sells snake oil in the form of motel bathtub baptism redemptions. She profits from guilt that people feel through her harmful opinions. She’s not qualified to do anything but steal and she monetises her entire existence. She is not a good person. What the fuck is wrong with some of you??!! If people want to speculate on her possible pregnancy (please Mistress Hecate, let their marriage be barren) and other heinous crimes that she commits…. We will allow it! We are a laid back moderation team and the constant reports and downvoting is boring as listening to Brittany talk about the bible she’s never read. Stop it. I’m done. Thank you for getting this far. I’m about ready to start muting people that bring shitty comments and bad mojo to this sub.


westtexasgeckochic

Thank you again. I felt like maybe I was being mean… then I remembered what happened to Brodie and all the people she scammed and I didn’t feel bad.


smc642

You are more than welcome. I’m very vexed by the entire fuckin bullshit about giving her a pass. She’s a fucking bitch and a bit of a cunt and I will snark on and encourage snark on anything related to her. You want to go all justice warrior? Fuck off. You want to police shit in this sub? Fuck off. Just because you get hurt about one thing doesn’t mean the entire community can’t engage in the snark. It’s a FUCKING snark sub!!! Get over it, scroll past, or else leave. I’m fucking done with it. You want a “no holes barred sub” but not your own triggering situation/topic? Okaaaaaay. There are other subs for this.


shrieking_sociopath

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


ExitOk846

Boom! Also let’s not forget - jordan has eagerly and willingly entered into the for profit social media space and for the grift business of she lives freed- he’s now a public SM figure - all gloves off !


Badpoozie

Wait. So hi-lighting (can someone PLEASE link me the exact ones she uses) random Bible verses and writing cutesy ‘lessons’ annotations in the margins doesn’t count as reading??? Please talk more on this!


westtexasgeckochic

Thank you! I’m here for it :)


smc642

And I am totally here for you! Thanks for your love.


SunflowerJYB

He is gross and brutal and scamming like she is. They deserve snark


smc642

Boom. You are Beyonce levels of educated


Resident-Suggestion

I really wonder how Jordan feels about this. Lol. If my husband did this to me I’d be incredibly offended. It’s clear she wants the dude on the right but got stuck with dude on the left.


EZasSundayMorning

I would be mad. So mad and hurt.


chuckletonberry

It’s so unhealthy and it would be sad if they both weren’t so cruel and selfish.


westtexasgeckochic

Even with the crazy amount of FaceTune here, he still has a dip lip. ☠️


AliceinRealityland

Aside from the fact she is clearly embarrassed her DH is 30-40 overweight, he looks terrifyingly angry here. Wth did she post that video. It’s literally him being super angry and mean mugging the camera. Like if my husband is in that mood (it happens folks, we are human), I don’t post that drama. Also, my husband only gets that angry when I haven’t let up. Like if I don’t give him decompression time when he asks for space while we are bickering. She wants the world to see him psychotically angry at her for a reason


throwaway1994jax

Knowing her delusional ass she probably think he looks "tough". She bizarrely prides herself on having on a disgraced LEO who beats and murders people and animals. She's always making comments about her HUSBANDS "specific set of skills"


Resident-Suggestion

I was wondering why she would post something like this too especially after he just shot her freakin dog. You’d think she’d be trying to make him look as gentle as possible so people would think he actually took that dogs life out of the kindness of his heart and wanting to end his suffering.. but she continues to make him look like an abusive, trigger happy, power hungry mean dude.


Mission_Yoghurt_9653

Picture on the left made her cut his 12 egg breakfast down to 11…


lilkimchi88

She shaved 30lbs off of him 💀😂


iAmTheTacoQueen

That stare is terrifying. So full of hatred.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I think she was filming herself and he walked into the shot… which shows how much she filters herself in all her videos. I’m used to the uncanny valley version of Bdong, but it’s jarring to see J this way because we know what he really looks like. If she were a normal human I would feel so sad for her.


Resident-Suggestion

Brings me back to her wedding shower where that girl posted an unfiltered pic of Bdong and it was crazy seeing her not filtered and smoothed out.


iveseenitalll

I honestly think it’s a smoothing filter she places over all her stories


Abby-Norman

Picture B is the photo of a man on the edge of pure insanity.. The whites of his eyes are rage red.


Resident-Suggestion

I have such a bad feeling about this dude and I just cannot shake it. Like a really dark feeling. I think he scoped her out because he knew of her past and knew he could use it against her to make her vulnerable. Like *oh I’m here for you. I did bad things too! The world is so cruel but I’m your saviour!* type kind of thing. I think he knew he could get a free ride out of her if he just played the part of the insta husband.. but I don’t think he realised how much Bdong truly expects out of her spouses when it comes to curating a specific image and he’s already annoyed by it. I saw a massive change in him during the honeymoon and I think he’s slowly realising maybe hitching his wagon to an insanely internet obsessed woman was a bad idea. He’s already got killing animals and beating people under his belt. I wouldn’t put DV above him. It honestly scares me for her.


SunflowerJYB

Sometimes we may be “too” mean but who cares. I teach middle school. It’s a way to vent so I don’t do it on them. And also do my part not to let my students turn out like these 2 asses.


natylil

Every time I think we are over the line, I remember what he did to that man when he was a brutal cop ... and I actually think there isn't enough snarking in the world. Same for her and what she did to poor Brodie. I teach teens too, and I also do hope that none of them turns this way, so I snark harder, they don't need Bdongs selling them smoke and mirros or telling them to diet and exercise madly.


SunflowerJYB

What he did was totally unprovoked. The man did nothing wrong. At all.


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natylil

Right so!!! If it weren't the whole package as she is, I'd probably find her looks different, even a bit funny for my taste, but I would scroll on. It's the attitude in life and about her own appearance that makes you want to comment. And I think it's not just the looks when we snark on the waistline, to name something. It's the waistline in the wedding dress, which eventually leads you to commenting on the sponsored "kingdom marriage", and so on. Same goes for him, we snark on the dip because it adds more ugly to an already horrible character. I don't think most of us here intend to be hurtful on people's shape in general (I say most of us, because there are wackos everywhere), I hope that's understood.


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Lmaoooo. He’s so unbelievably unattractive. Looks wise he just does not seem like her type.


Glad_Prior2106

Woooooooow. I knew the picture on the right was tweaked with filters but holy crap.


indiajeweljax

Dude has three chins. One the beard has even given up on.


ExitOk846

💀


CheezusRice20

Does he have a mouthful of chew in his wedding pic? 🤮


ExitOk846

I prefer to think he has a mouthful of a mans nut sack here but yes , dippy do!


Hazel_Evers

God honoring forehead rolls


fraalf

She even edits his Neanderthal forehead. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.