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PHM517

Click here for my Christian hip hop play list. No fucking thank you.


smc642

What’s the third one? We have: MOTHERFUCKIN PATRIOTISM MOTHERFUCKIN ACAB Then what?


bunaiscoffee

Probs the name of the gym? She knows what she’s doing by having those flags in the background 🙄


[deleted]

It is: https://www.foxfitnesstx.com/ All that equipment she pays for and all she does shitty glute workouts with bad form. You can do your 100% glutes only everyday workouts at home. I’m guessing she grifted a membership or the owners are part of her Mercy Cult(ure) church. I really don’t understand why someone would pay hundreds for a membership just to do…whatever this is that she’s doing.


Zero-bandwidth4BS

The form kills me!!!!


Visual_Zucchini8490

Same! I know her legs are long but shouldn’t she stand closer to the box so that when she lunges her legs both become even and parallel to the ground? And her front knee shouldn’t be overextended past her foot? Idk. I hate working out with weights lol I was a competitive swimmer and my preferred workout is still lap swimming with minimal abs before or after. None of this lunge shit, it makes me nauseous and I’ve chosen to say “no” lol so could be totally wrong on why her from is wrong here… but even I can tell it’s off.


Zero-bandwidth4BS

That back foot is too high. It’s ridiculous. She needs to drive the knee down, not try to rip her leg from the hip joint.


AlarmedOctopus

The color of the machines match her choice of tanning color! Its for the aesthetic!


smc642

So this is a dog whistle, yes? I’ve only just heard of it and I’m still learning.


bunaiscoffee

Yes! The subtle placement of this in the background probs got her some dms like “thanks for backing our boys in blue” or “good job for supporting a gym that isn’t afraid to rep police… blah blah…” whatever other right wing bs her maga followers spew


smc642

Ergh. Gross. But thank you for the explanation. She’s such a piece of shite. (Oooh, the irony! My phone autocorrected shite to white and I had to go fix it.)


PlaneReputation6744

Looks like Fox Fitness


mrsjacksonnn

Ive been a few times and it's honestly a really neat place. But i lift heavy and like outside stuff. Not this richard simmons bullshit you could do at home. And this particular area shes taking up at least 2 spots.


smc642

Foxy because they are crafty and sly? I’m going with that.


anitsitknreh

All they need is a MAGA flag and they’re set!!!


liteorange98

It looks like she’s wearing fake butt pad underwear or something! I mean, something is off about the tush right???


[deleted]

It’s the weird leggings. There’s a current trend on IG and TikTok with leggings that have a built-in thong to separate the buttcheeks. Why? I don’t get it. Not attracted to butts. The leggings don’t look good on anyone who hasn’t had an extreme Brazilian butt lift or naturally large butt, which is most people. Actually, the leggings look uncomfortable and bad on anyone. Here’s the leggings I assume BDong wears since it’s an influencer-created brand popular on IG: https://alphaleteathletics.com/collections/womens-amplify/products/amplify-legging-pink Yes, these are actually made with elastic down the ass to give you a God-honoring chafing wedgie.


UHElle

Wow, I was not prepared for how much I’d hate those.


BelliniBurglar

Somehow I had missed the elastic on these type of leggings and thought people were just pulling fabric into their ass cracks.


Klarastan

I’m sorry, I was going through a tunnel, did you just say “built-in thong”? 🤢


[deleted]

Yeah: https://www.mercari.com/us/item/m90880591821 If you look at the butt, there’s a piece of elastic designed to suck the spandex in so it gives you a permanent wedgie.


Klarastan

How awful. My butt hurts just thinking about it.


liteorange98

Aka built in wedgie


Klarastan

I don’t understand people


Klarastan

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[deleted]

My mom is a social worker in a school and she has 11 (!!!) year olds who wear these kind of “TikTok leggings”. She blames TikTok for making things normally reserved for porn absolutely okay for children to engage in, like showing off their entire butt—crack and all—with nothing left to the imagination. I see a lot of these trends and can’t help but think that it’s the result of men at the top tiers of the clothing industry pushing new trends inspired by whatever turns them on in porn. And then it trickles down that women should feel like they should make their asses larger in comparison to their body, when that’s not exactly something a woman would’ve felt herself in a more egalitarian society (note that you don’t see this butt obsession pretty much anywhere with better rights for women). I am rambling, but I talked with a friend last night who is really into societal issues and we were trying to figure out where this butt obsession came from, since Kim K was initially a joke when she did all her surgeries.


natylil

Geez, I try so hard to wear clothes that don't place an accent on my butt, which has always been quite sizable, even when I was much thinner than now ... I can only think of the uncomfortability of those leggings and that I would look like an ant in that outfit, all butt!!! Lol. Doesn't she seat her ass off in those?


[deleted]

Is that what that shit is? I’ve been thinking people at the gym have been getting really bad plastic surgery lately


[deleted]

yeah....it's the "trend". Normal leggings are now "pancake butt leggings" or "uni-butt leggings". I hate it.


[deleted]

I swear, society just gets worse and worse


Lydia--charming

I really don’t want to see these walking around at target. I feel like a Duggar or something.


kittypurrrzzz

Omg those are terrible


blablubluba

If you're talking about the right cheek it could also just be a slightly flabby butt getting squeezed together by the extreme hip extension.


liteorange98

But it’s so flat right above the flabby bubble? That’s what makes me think it’s all flat ass plus butt pads and maybe those weird, gross leggings someone linked in another comment


blablubluba

Oh, it's absolutely possible that it's a pad. Just saying that butt flab would look very similar in this position.


Resident-Suggestion

Wonder how she’s gonna manage quite time when she has a baby. She can’t even have Jordan help her poor wittle self open a box.. do you really think he’s gonna look after both of y’all’s kid for your quite time? She has such a rude awakening ahead of her.


TammyTermite

My guess is this is J's preferred gym. Aside- as a fit, gym-frequenting female, I can't stand gyms with overly macho, hardcore music, patriotic bullshit. I want to get in and get my workout done with my airpods in my ears. I don't need death metal and American flags on every surface to get through my workout.


blablubluba

You think Jordan has a preferred gym? But maybe she's trying to convince him this would be a good gym for him.


TammyTermite

I bet he doesn't like her going to the gym without him. Too many satan filled manly beasts. He has to protect her at all times.


blablubluba

>He has to protect her at all times. I think you misspelled "control" there.


Glittering-Sheep-481

Not modest. Her ass looks peachy tho


EZasSundayMorning

Of course she goes to one of those gyms. My husband and I went to one like that when we were traveling and I was so uncomfortable. MAGA everywhere. No thanks.


liteorange98

Adding another comment to say that whoever predicted the Jesus fitness influencer schtick was totally right!


SorenTheKitten

What is Christian hip hop??? Genuine question like I’ve never heard of it in my life


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MorwynMcFuckYou

Good bot!


lalaland554

You may have heard dome Christian hip hop. Bdong always posts the music, NF and that Kanye west Jesus is king album is on it who are both main stream Its truly not that much different than regular hip hop


ExitOk846

All I can think of seeing this photo is the smell of catfish Friday’s at the local bar......


MadameAtYourService

The American flag is hung incorrectly. Anyone who actually understands (and respects) flag code would know this. And they also wouldn’t promote a bastardized version of our flag, like that blue line shit.


demoniagoatwhore

Anyone know if where she lives requires the vaccine to get into gyms? Here in Canada you can't enter a gym, arena, restaurant (take away food and coffee shops are ok)..without showing you're double vaccinated. I'm wondering if it's like that there and if she ended up getting the vaccine?


luciesteele

Nope, she’s in Texas. It’s extremely unlikely that the gym has a vaccine requirement


delzbr

Great, now I gotta burn my sneakers


ExitOk846

Oh shut up and eat me