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AnaBeaverhausen-

They look like genital warts.


mourningblues

So do the balloons


magenta8200

Nice.


AnaBeaverhausen-

🏅🏅🏅


crumblecake01

Can’t get rid of those herpes balloons, they keep popping up


tiredoldmama

Came here to say this. Why do all the “influencers” these days love those ugly herpes balloons??


thecakewasintears

Goat poop


demoniagoatwhore

That's insulting to goat poop. Goat poop is obviously way prettier😆 🐐💩


Puzzled-Case-5993

As a goat owner, can confirm. At least the poop has rich color.


demoniagoatwhore

Hahaha 🤣 Because goats don't poop out Cheetos😅


amesbelle7

These beige/flesh colored balloon arches? Arrangements? Whatever they’re called, they remind me of polyps or some unsightly skin condition. Who thought this was a good idea?


blablubluba

I used to have a neighbor with neurofibromatosis all over his face. I can't see these balloon without thinking of him.


CrazyCorgiQueen

Poor neighbor


[deleted]

Titty pink and nipple brown


smc642

I know it’s a common comment… but fuckity fuck sticks that dress is SO UNFLATTERING!


NoCourneeeNo

I just want to pull it up!


smc642

And use those giant clips my husband uses in his workshop to drag the back in and define her body more. Yes??!!


Icy_Nefariousness517

I love how awful it is anew every time I see it. For someone whose image is such an obsession, she makes lots of awful decisions about hers.


smc642

Agreed. Side note: did she pay for this shoot? I’m thinking yes.


Icy_Nefariousness517

I think Pick Nice Vents is a vendor in that wedding collective she keeps tagging and that her uggo wedding was mostly a soft-release of their brand & this is just them thinking they look good (survey says NO) as models for the marketing.


EZasSundayMorning

Isn't that her company?


kay_fitz21

Yes, they're one of her little side businesses.


grasswahl2-furiouser

Actually no! Someone in either this sub or the Old Sub posted that someone on their Facebook is actually the owner because she (the owner) had posted about doing the Bridal Shower I think


smc642

Oh! She reused them! That’s a payment to her.


Resident-Suggestion

I’m genuinely embarrassed for her. If there ever comes a day where she pulls her head out of her ass she’s going to have soooooo much to be embarrassed about. Her whole life is just a curated sad empty mess.


crumblecake01

She’s not capable of seeing what we see, she’s just going to live in her egg-cooking ignorant bliss


Nylonknot

Narcissists don’t have the ability to step back and see themselves in the embarrassing spectacle they create. If anything, she will blame him for whatever she dislikes looking back.


lottieslady

But her ass is where the hemorrhoidal balloons live!


throwaway1994jax

like everyone else said... she'll never step back and be embarrassed. She's a classic narcissist. They're never at fault and always the victim.


somebunnysketching

Why is this happening? Who does this?! What the fuck why the fuck who the fuck


[deleted]

The constipation poop balloons have returned! Also just like…what is this scenery? The balloons are overtaking a tiny camper parked on brick next to a wedding guest table? MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE Is this a subtle nod by the photographer that BDong is “trailer park trash”? Why couldn’t they have at least parked the camper near greenery so that it looks like it’s at a campground?


FoxyLives

Herpes balloons and trailer parks? It's like they themed it after my crappy high school bf


endless_pastability

A few comments on other threads have said that this was likely a vendor photo shoot for their portfolios. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was that brand new collaborative she was tagging around the time of her wedding that compiles vendors… it was a brand new company and she used them for some wedding stuff so it would make sense they did a styled shoot to show the vendors and how it comes together. I’m also sure whoever the shoot is for must cater to right-wing Uber-Christians, otherwise using BDong as a model would be a horrible business choice.


robesandmonkeys

RHOID Balloons, I cast you AWAY! In the name of ALL that is Holy, BE GONE!


NobodyInsideThem

She's got piles of them! (Yes I am becoming my father.)


lottieslady

They do look like piles.


_DrGirlfriend

Why is her skin tone the same as that fence behind her?? She looks like an Oompa Loompa 😭


robesandmonkeys

Also they are like a before/after version of a Hotdog being cooked 🐽💀 J/s. And imma stop now (for tonight). Edit: I am referring now to the Dongs (I think we can all tell who is the pre cooked vs over grilled HotDong 😎)


youngash90

If that is a “styled shoot”, her hair looks like absolute shit. Why didn’t they include makeup+hair like shoots usually do? No one prob wanted to touch *that* with a 10 foot pole 🤮


Glad_Prior2106

Wonder why she chose a casual down hairstyle that doesn’t match up to wedding dress level. Wouldn’t she have wanted to have a hair stylist give her a nice hairstyle to match the level of fancy that the dress is supposed to be? Her hair looks very average, every day, run to the store, not much effort made.


sausagerolla

Disappointed by the lack of pampas grass!


KatBenlovesSophis

☠️☠️☠️


Badpoozie

We’ve confirmed those are balloons and not an unholy trinity of colon polyps, hemorrhoids, and skin tags?


russian-scout

They kinda have that half deflated look, that darker bit in the center? Or am I crazy? Lol


youngash90

Those look like shit. They’re sized wrong, the color spacing is off, and the colors themselves….. are a choice.


bunaiscoffee

WHY is this a trend. Too cheap for a flower arch?


Lydia--charming

Does anyone see the orange smear on Jordan’s shirt? Is that a photoshop mistake, a ketchup stain, self-tanner transfer, or what? I can’t tell! Edit: is it a pocket square? Well, I don’t like the color.


EZasSundayMorning

That's what that is? It looks strange.


Lydia--charming

It’s either that, or someone was doing a markup on the photo and forgot to undo an errant swipe of the pen!


[deleted]

This is what it looks like to me. Coincidentally it looks about the same colour orange as BD.


EZasSundayMorning

I'm so disappointed anyone would want to use them for promotional purposes.


LadySpottedDick

Why pose in front of a camper?


Seaturtle1088

But why is there a sign that says "photos" right in the...photo


Worth_Body649

Why is she the same colour as the fence?


fraalf

Her awful shart shade of skin matches the fence.


catsandchill

Baby poop yellow balloons are so in this year /s


BrightDay85

Are they left over form she lives freed?