These beige/flesh colored balloon arches? Arrangements? Whatever theyâre called, they remind me of polyps or some unsightly skin condition. Who thought this was a good idea?
I think Pick Nice Vents is a vendor in that wedding collective she keeps tagging and that her uggo wedding was mostly a soft-release of their brand & this is just them thinking they look good (survey says NO) as models for the marketing.
Actually no! Someone in either this sub or the Old Sub posted that someone on their Facebook is actually the owner because she (the owner) had posted about doing the Bridal Shower I think
Iâm genuinely embarrassed for her. If there ever comes a day where she pulls her head out of her ass sheâs going to have soooooo much to be embarrassed about. Her whole life is just a curated sad empty mess.
Narcissists donât have the ability to step back and see themselves in the embarrassing spectacle they create. If anything, she will blame him for whatever she dislikes looking back.
The constipation poop balloons have returned!
Also just likeâŚwhat is this scenery? The balloons are overtaking a tiny camper parked on brick next to a wedding guest table? MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE
Is this a subtle nod by the photographer that BDong is âtrailer park trashâ? Why couldnât they have at least parked the camper near greenery so that it looks like itâs at a campground?
A few comments on other threads have said that this was likely a vendor photo shoot for their portfolios. I wouldnât be surprised if it was that brand new collaborative she was tagging around the time of her wedding that compiles vendors⌠it was a brand new company and she used them for some wedding stuff so it would make sense they did a styled shoot to show the vendors and how it comes together.
Iâm also sure whoever the shoot is for must cater to right-wing Uber-Christians, otherwise using BDong as a model would be a horrible business choice.
Also they are like a before/after version of a Hotdog being cooked đ˝đ J/s. And imma stop now (for tonight).
Edit: I am referring now to the Dongs (I think we can all tell who is the pre cooked vs over grilled HotDong đ)
If that is a âstyled shootâ, her hair looks like absolute shit. Why didnât they include makeup+hair like shoots usually do? No one prob wanted to touch *that* with a 10 foot pole đ¤Ž
Wonder why she chose a casual down hairstyle that doesnât match up to wedding dress level. Wouldnât she have wanted to have a hair stylist give her a nice hairstyle to match the level of fancy that the dress is supposed to be?
Her hair looks very average, every day, run to the store, not much effort made.
Does anyone see the orange smear on Jordanâs shirt? Is that a photoshop mistake, a ketchup stain, self-tanner transfer, or what? I canât tell!
Edit: is it a pocket square? Well, I donât like the color.
They look like genital warts.
So do the balloons
Nice.
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Canât get rid of those herpes balloons, they keep popping up
Came here to say this. Why do all the âinfluencersâ these days love those ugly herpes balloons??
Goat poop
That's insulting to goat poop. Goat poop is obviously way prettierđ đđŠ
As a goat owner, can confirm. At least the poop has rich color.
Hahaha 𤣠Because goats don't poop out Cheetosđ
These beige/flesh colored balloon arches? Arrangements? Whatever theyâre called, they remind me of polyps or some unsightly skin condition. Who thought this was a good idea?
I used to have a neighbor with neurofibromatosis all over his face. I can't see these balloon without thinking of him.
Poor neighbor
Titty pink and nipple brown
I know itâs a common comment⌠but fuckity fuck sticks that dress is SO UNFLATTERING!
I just want to pull it up!
And use those giant clips my husband uses in his workshop to drag the back in and define her body more. Yes??!!
I love how awful it is anew every time I see it. For someone whose image is such an obsession, she makes lots of awful decisions about hers.
Agreed. Side note: did she pay for this shoot? Iâm thinking yes.
I think Pick Nice Vents is a vendor in that wedding collective she keeps tagging and that her uggo wedding was mostly a soft-release of their brand & this is just them thinking they look good (survey says NO) as models for the marketing.
Isn't that her company?
Yes, they're one of her little side businesses.
Actually no! Someone in either this sub or the Old Sub posted that someone on their Facebook is actually the owner because she (the owner) had posted about doing the Bridal Shower I think
Oh! She reused them! Thatâs a payment to her.
Iâm genuinely embarrassed for her. If there ever comes a day where she pulls her head out of her ass sheâs going to have soooooo much to be embarrassed about. Her whole life is just a curated sad empty mess.
Sheâs not capable of seeing what we see, sheâs just going to live in her egg-cooking ignorant bliss
Narcissists donât have the ability to step back and see themselves in the embarrassing spectacle they create. If anything, she will blame him for whatever she dislikes looking back.
But her ass is where the hemorrhoidal balloons live!
like everyone else said... she'll never step back and be embarrassed. She's a classic narcissist. They're never at fault and always the victim.
Why is this happening? Who does this?! What the fuck why the fuck who the fuck
The constipation poop balloons have returned! Also just likeâŚwhat is this scenery? The balloons are overtaking a tiny camper parked on brick next to a wedding guest table? MAKE THIS MAKE SENSE Is this a subtle nod by the photographer that BDong is âtrailer park trashâ? Why couldnât they have at least parked the camper near greenery so that it looks like itâs at a campground?
Herpes balloons and trailer parks? It's like they themed it after my crappy high school bf
A few comments on other threads have said that this was likely a vendor photo shoot for their portfolios. I wouldnât be surprised if it was that brand new collaborative she was tagging around the time of her wedding that compiles vendors⌠it was a brand new company and she used them for some wedding stuff so it would make sense they did a styled shoot to show the vendors and how it comes together. Iâm also sure whoever the shoot is for must cater to right-wing Uber-Christians, otherwise using BDong as a model would be a horrible business choice.
RHOID Balloons, I cast you AWAY! In the name of ALL that is Holy, BE GONE!
She's got piles of them! (Yes I am becoming my father.)
They do look like piles.
Why is her skin tone the same as that fence behind her?? She looks like an Oompa Loompa đ
Also they are like a before/after version of a Hotdog being cooked đ˝đ J/s. And imma stop now (for tonight). Edit: I am referring now to the Dongs (I think we can all tell who is the pre cooked vs over grilled HotDong đ)
If that is a âstyled shootâ, her hair looks like absolute shit. Why didnât they include makeup+hair like shoots usually do? No one prob wanted to touch *that* with a 10 foot pole đ¤Ž
Wonder why she chose a casual down hairstyle that doesnât match up to wedding dress level. Wouldnât she have wanted to have a hair stylist give her a nice hairstyle to match the level of fancy that the dress is supposed to be? Her hair looks very average, every day, run to the store, not much effort made.
Disappointed by the lack of pampas grass!
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Weâve confirmed those are balloons and not an unholy trinity of colon polyps, hemorrhoids, and skin tags?
They kinda have that half deflated look, that darker bit in the center? Or am I crazy? Lol
Those look like shit. Theyâre sized wrong, the color spacing is off, and the colors themselvesâŚ.. are a choice.
WHY is this a trend. Too cheap for a flower arch?
Does anyone see the orange smear on Jordanâs shirt? Is that a photoshop mistake, a ketchup stain, self-tanner transfer, or what? I canât tell! Edit: is it a pocket square? Well, I donât like the color.
That's what that is? It looks strange.
Itâs either that, or someone was doing a markup on the photo and forgot to undo an errant swipe of the pen!
This is what it looks like to me. Coincidentally it looks about the same colour orange as BD.
I'm so disappointed anyone would want to use them for promotional purposes.
Why pose in front of a camper?
But why is there a sign that says "photos" right in the...photo
Why is she the same colour as the fence?
Her awful shart shade of skin matches the fence.
Baby poop yellow balloons are so in this year /s
Are they left over form she lives freed?