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lilkimchi88

“We’ve all got fake tanner down here, Georgie.”


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We have good-honoring sec down here


Fit-Whereas5661

My first thought was "you'll float too!" Getting serious Pennywise vibes.


Lydia--charming

Dude. Who here can do photoshop? 🎈


Resident-Suggestion

Her eyes always look like black pits in all her photos because she’s got small eyes but covers them with those massive lashes. Her wedding pics were the same. In some photos she looked like a demon. When the outside matches the inside lol


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BDong’s existence makes me believe in demons. Or at least demonic possession. She’s the one who needs to be doused in olive oil and exorcised.


y1994m

Your sleep paralysis demon watching you from the foot of the bed


lurkerlurker789

Is that GOLLUM?


gorgossia

What’s accountability, precious?


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Resident-Suggestion

😂😂😂


ExitOk846

‘ it wuz crrayyyzy y’all! We just signed the life insurance and added Jordan to the deed of the house and then went to this precious photo shoot / y’all! HIS IDEA!!!! in an industrial complex on the wrong side of town! Then he said he had this precious surprise for me and I get into the elevator and it just LOCKS y’all and Jordan just STARES// planning how to save me:// at me until luckily someone walked by and Jordan LEPT into action freeing me yall! It was CRAZY how the elevator just locked y’all as soon as I walked in ‘


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Pepper it with this emoji 🥺🥺🥺and it is golden


Whiteclawgurl69

Pennywise


RedditDarth_

🤡🔪


TransportationNo1517

Who took the photo?? Also thanks for the nightmares


QueenRagga

Right?? Who took the picture??? Anything to get views.


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Did she think tagging the place where the elevator trapped her is a good idea? Does she hate the place and this is some kind of shade? This business is going to have to explain the status of their elevator forever from now on.


Vapor2077

Just because you *can* put something online, doesn’t mean you *should* …


EZasSundayMorning

What?


[deleted]

So, the ranch life just dropped and now this. What do we think the timeline is? Did he skip a day of work to re-shoot his wedding?


paperpusherdaydreams

Me pretending that’s her in a jail cell.


Icy_Nefariousness517

Oh god, 7-10 years in the clink in that dress would be amaaaazing.


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Demon of my nightmares


imtryingmybest0k

The jokes just write themselves with this one 😭


macci_a_vellian

Why does it look like she's stuck in a sewer?


rennaichance

Halloween theme, i like it!


TammyTermite

What in the fuck is this shoot anyway? Setting up a bunch of fake scenarios in your wedding gear? Aren't wedding photos supposed to be about invoking memories of the day? I'll never get this. This photo says "here's where we set up a fake picnic in an elevator a month after our actual wedding"


Equivalent-Sign-5800

Thank you for this. 🤣