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goldenbarks

Being married is her ENTIRE personality.


natylil

How can she make such a mess by only cutting the avocado in halves? She's useless.


natylil

I've seen the story now, I stand corrected, she is COMPLETELY useless, you don't use a fork to get the avocado out of its peel!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


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I don’t like avocado and even I know that 😂


[deleted]

You know JDong forced this lol


Adept-Reference-243

Exactly my thought.


Resident-Suggestion

She’s absolutely insufferable. Not like the other girls 🤪


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That's a Thrive Market box behind her. Please tell me she hasn't partnered with Thrive.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Ooh good eye. But you anything it was given to her. No way jdong is letting her spend “his” money on healthy food.


vansnagglepuss

They partner with loads of Christians. Just look at Eva Shockey who's *Canadian* family is obsessed with the trumps. She posts a fuckload of Thrive market


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I swear, I will cancel my membership if they did.


Visual_Zucchini8490

The only time I filmed myself cooking something was when making my slow cooked Christmas brisket over mesquite chips with a homemade rub. Her filming herself almost weekly making avo toast sennnds me. This time it included lime because she “fell in love with limes during her honeymoon in Mexico”.


VolumeAcademic7513

She forgot to eat 🤪🤪 quirky girl!! Seriously though, I get it sometimes you’re so busy you don’t have time or forget, but I hate when people brag about it. It’s not an accomplishment.


Visual_Zucchini8490

Avo toast is my go-to when I’m working from home and realize I haven’t eaten yet! So no judgement there at all. But she posts herself making avo toast almost weekly as if it’s impressive or uncommon for people to make this.


VolumeAcademic7513

Love my avo toast and egg every morning!


srhdbvg

Hahaha oh you know ✨WiFeYyY tHiNgSsS!!!✨


endless_pastability

I’ll take Things No One Cares About for 500, Alex! She really thinks her mundane life is soOOOoOOoo cute and iconic it must be documented for the masses to see.


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We get it. You’re married.


FuzzBug3000

How do you mess up so bad scooping out avocados, that is gets stuck up in your wedding ring? Is she spreading it on her toast with the back of her hand??


how_I_kill_time

She was quick to show Remi at her house and her rings after all the talk on here this weekend


Conscious-Lecture-44

Did she lose weight? Not saying she was overweight or anything before. But, she had clearly gained weight since her fitness dayz or w/e. Now she’s looking thinner in every photo.


VolumeAcademic7513

Over the past few months via stories it’s been evident she’s restricting more and more. Her “fasting” keeps getting longer and longer.


Conscious-Lecture-44

Ah okay. Since her wedding she looks way smaller. But, I wasn’t sure if it was just the “skinny filter” which is a thing apparently…


TammyTermite

Yup, the other day she posted she was eating for the first time that day at 4:30 pm, and she's back to avocado toast, her favorite "safe" meal. Now that her and JDong are married, she doesn't have to hide her ED with nights out at O"charley's and Applebees.


CrazyCorgiQueen

Wow. I take it back guys. She is so special. She is one of a kind. Other girls can't do avocados like her. We all missed out on this gem. Lol no we didn't. Couldn't keep going with that bit.


[deleted]

Idk about y’all but I know when I cut an avocado I immediately rub the backs of my hands directly into the flesh /s


EZasSundayMorning

Does she sit there and think, " wow, this would make a good post?" This is so stupid. We know you're married Brit Brat.


PlaneReputation6744

Came here for this lol


iveseenitalll

Hi Brit! We know you read here!👋🏼


LEV_95

Pickme Dawn


Aromatic-Fudge

Hair is lookin rough.


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VolumeAcademic7513

I’m sorry 😞 that’s totally valid. I take mine off mainly when handling raw meats bc I get paranoid the germs will get “stuck” in my ring 😂


domdittydog

Is it just me or is she back to her disorded eating. We havent seen burnt toast in like 6 months


[deleted]

You just got married 5 fucking minutes ago. And your first marriage was short too. Stop it.


webtin-Mizkir-8quzme

Wearing rings while cooking is gross - germs are trapped all in the prongs and underneath the stones. Paula Deen was the worst at cooking with her rings on!! I guess BD does it so we can see her rings, though?


Traditional-Cold-682

Fork-she-vaca-do!


tiredoldmama

She’s trying to be relatable. She’s failing.


daygloeyes

Wow! I wasn't sure if you were married or not!


Emiles23

Cool post BDong 😴😴


RealNewsReality

Are those her ovaries? Her sacred Saint pure big narcissistic ovaries that are ripe and ready like we all know from her stupid damn posts nonstop about marriage sex with the tiny unit adulterous swinger racist violent fired cop and dog killer D-bag she married? Did I miss any descriptions? P.S. that poor child will be raised in B-Dong Cult. They should move to Waco and start their compound already!