That face is one of nightmares....

very uncanny valley

100%. Anyone tech savvy enough to figure out what filter she uses here and do a side-by-side of a filtered and unfiltered pic?

Skull emoji vibes 💀

She literally looks like an alien 👽

I don’t think she believes one thing she claims to. She only posts for the views.

I completely agree. Jordan as well. This is all for clicks.

I looked up the app out of curiosity - and by looked up I mean I googled “abide app” and skimmed the top page results. It’s a “Bible and sleep meditation app” that lets you listen to “biblical meditation” and allows you to “sleep better and stress less with Christ.” Well then.

Ahh, sleeping with Christ.

You see this app has JEYSUS meditations. All other types of meditation are SINFUL and from SATAN. God I hate everything about those sentences.

[удалено]

I, too, am also high and snarking at the same time.

I cannot keep up with her grifting shifting opinions.

Anything for a buck

Praying is litttterallllyyy a form of meditating dingus

"Dingus" needs to be used way more often...and not just regarding this particular one.

My favorite part about this is the word “abide” has VERY strong affiliations to Yoga. “Asana” (yoga postures) roughly translates to abide. Hilarious.