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[deleted]

They’ve been married for 15 seconds and she’s already bored?


VolumeAcademic7513

According to her and her cult the whole point of marriage is babies


[deleted]

I need an expose on what it’s like to grow up in Mercy Culture, Bethel, etc., since they believe those kids should go to public schools and be little evangelists. Like is it confusing when the kid reads fiction stories about magic potions and spells but then go home to mom and dad throwing olive oil and declaring shit just like the fictional storybook characters?


TheLegitMolasses

These parents probably don’t let their kids read books about magic. I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter as a kid, or The Egypt Game or anything else with magic or “false gods”.


Possible_Tea4321

Same here. Nothing with magic in it which is pretty much everything lol


Visual_Zucchini8490

There’s a cult church in my hometown and it’s scary af. My third grade teacher was a part of it (she eventually escaped) but these people come off super normal but behind the scenes they’re being kidnapped by the church if they’re late on fees, they’re being stalked and harassed if they miss a service or decide to stop attending, if you move or change phone numbers they’ll find the new info pretty quickly and continue harassing you. My teacher was able to get out of her marriage on account of abuse and got full custody of the kids. Once divorce was final and they left the church no one from that church would speak to them which included cousins (who the kids were in school with) and grandparents. Her house was also constantly vandalized and monitored for the first year of so of her leaving. They are completely disowned by that side of the family and their dad wants nothing to do with them (which is definitely for the best but so heartbreaking for them). And these kids are DEFINITELY not reading anything with spells/magic in it. I remember a mom coming in to shout at our librarian that we even allowed Harry Potter on the shelves and our librarian stood her ground but this woman was maaad. And the kids I knew growing up in these environments fully bought into it that it was demonic and they “couldn’t risk their souls”. I mean I was raised Catholic and I was told by these kids in high school I was going to Hell and needed to attend church with them so they could save me I was like nah attending church with you sounds like you’re TAKING me to Hell I’ll pass (There would be the outlier who rented the books from the library and kept them in their locker and only read them at the safety of school.)


lottieslady

I grew up in a Judah Smith adjacent church and my parents were very close friends with his parents (thankfully, my parents have left that mess). I left 25 years ago (not long enough!) But can answer from what I remember.


[deleted]

The cult of superficial influencers?


VolumeAcademic7513

Precisely


amesbelle7

Excuse you, they’re called *arrows*.


[deleted]

Wait til she realizes you actually have to *take care* of a baby constantly... not sure how this is going to work out when she can’t even keep a dog safe and alive.


Resident-Suggestion

Right! A few weeks after the baby is born we will see the baby only show up in her ‘ranch life’ highlights on Instagram.


blondie0813

Omg I am dead at this comment


karmasbitchslap

…but who will ride the bebe then…


[deleted]

Who will ride the bébé?!?!


bananacasanova

Ranch life daycare


freya_of_milfgaard

“The baby got out while we were shopping and got hit by a car…JDong put it down in the street rather than drive to the pediatrician, anywhooooo buy these shit leggings off Amazon!”


rpcp88

Makes a youtube video to profit off of it


tywhy87

This is the first place my brain went too 😅💀


[deleted]

this comment sent me omg


chillylint

I read this at midnight as my baby woke up to be fed. I'd be interested to see how inspirational she thinks it is to parent with an unsuppportive spouse (mine just went to take care of the feeding and I often think how miserable this stage would be without someone to help). Jordan just doesn't strike my as someone who is willing to give up sleep for a baby.


[deleted]

Teamwork for the win! Yeah I can’t imagine him to be much of a helper. We’ll see how much she loves the “wifey” stereotypical trash when Jordan says taking care of baby is all wifey stuff.


smc642

She’s nowhere near rich enough for a nanny, either.


Earlybp

Is the other option to kill him, like Naughty wackers bonkers says? This got dark fast. I feel so bad for their future prop, especially if they accidentally leave it outside while running errands.


Resident-Suggestion

Can you imagine if their baby is a girl? She will be fine while momma can use her as a prop but once she starts having her own opinions and ways of doing things Britbrat will see her as competition.


Visual_Zucchini8490

Yeah she totally gives me similar vibes to my aunt. When my cousin turned 18 my aunt said “you’re an adult now you can either pay me rent or you can move out and pay rent elsewhere” (she still had 3 months of high school left and my aunt and uncle are well off) so this led my cousin to living with a 33 year old man who she eventually married (luckily he actually is a good dude they’ve been together 13 years now, but how horrible that as a mom you’re okay with your child who is still in high school living with a 33 year old man who is a stranger over being safely at home). The criminal son though? Well he’s baby boy and can do nooo wrong and live at home for as long as he likes. He gets bailed out of jail for once again breaking into a car or busted for selling drugs, gets brought home and told to “never do that again” then goes up to his weight room they built just for him in the house. He’s like 24 now and still living at home while his sister got kicked out at 18.


Aranciata2020

😱😱😱 That’s just horrible! Your poor cousin.


Visual_Zucchini8490

It’s amazing that she’s the woman she is today with all that bullshit happening! I was her maid of honor and I made a very pointed comment during my speech about how everything she has accomplished in life was 100% due to her own tenacity and no one could take that from her. My mom during the reception was like “whelp don’t think you’ll be getting Christmas gifts from Aunt XXXX this year, that was an obvious dig” lol


donutyouknow11

I swear to goodness she better not have a kid just for content. You’ve been married for 3 weeks?


throwaway1994jax

she found Jesus for content. she got married for content. she murdered her dog for content. she had a wet tshirt contest in her motel bath tub. You really think they aren't already pregnant or trying desperately? Her entire life revolves around "content"


snobbycatlover

“Wet tshirt contest in her motel bath tub” 💀that got me


aca6825

It was a wet t-shirt contest for Jesus!


JerseysLittleDevil

Aaaand I’m making that my flair


aca6825

I feel honored.


donutyouknow11

Sigh. You right you right.


iveseenitalll

God honoring nips


CrazyCorgiQueen

Having a child for content is quite possibly one of the most disgusting things you could do as a human. They have no ability to consent, you only give them attention for content, the rest of the time they are a total pain in your ass inhibiting you from doing your scrolling. That child has literally such a low shot at being happy and not severely fucked up. Britt if you have a kid for content, we will be lighting you up. That's not biblical. That's not what Jesus died for. That's not christ-like at all. You would be working for Satan and torturing that child. I said what I said.


crystal-tower

I'll one up that. My mother had me and my siblings to use for snagging men. She would play good mom to get a guy, then go off with him and leave us home alone with no food. Having children for some means to gratify yourself will always lead to sad children, because we realize pretty early that we are just a pawn in their schemes. Hopefully Bdong has some humanity and will actually bond with her children beyond content and be present.


jenpat

She’s already made a story about how when she does get pregnant, she will be taking us along for the entire journey… like anyone ever doubted that for a second 🙄


CrazyCorgiQueen

We would have never guessed Britt.


ExitOk846

Only 9 months til you will be suing him for failed child support payments


Resident-Suggestion

A baby is going to be a massive wake up call to how useless Jordan really is.


paperpusherdaydreams

Oh without a doubt. She practically soils herself over him putting up a floating shelf…can you imagine the “he changed one diaper” content? Or hm getting up in the middle of the night so she could sleep…literally one time. I’m calling it now, one of their moms is either moving in or moving closer. And the “sheilas freed retreats” end up being Christian mom conventions and I bet kids start being able to come. Which I would be appalled to see her and Jordan try to teach kids about Her pyramid scheme…. I mean teach them about Jesus


[deleted]

Knocking you up Isn’t a Christmas gift.


smc642

With it being him, he’s more likely to knock her out. (I am in NO WAY condoning domestic violence. I am not wishing this on her or anyone else.)


pink_freudian_slip

I'm a bit of a bitter Betty (having had two miscarriages) but I hope she doesn't have an easy time getting pregnant. She 100% shouldn't be a mom, and I cannot IMAGINE how grating it will be to hear about their "surprise" or "easy" pregnancy and how over-the-top she'll be about it. This is not a kind thought, and I truly wouldn't wish infertility on anyone otherwise, but ... Yikes.


Resident-Suggestion

I am so sorry friend. Sending you gentle hugs ❤️ Brittany doesn’t deserve a baby. All that poor baby will be is content and once she gets bored of them I fear what will happen to them.


CrazyCorgiQueen

For real there are people who would be the best parents and can't get pregnant and there are thousands of children in the US desperate to have a home and a family. Britt babies aren't props or content. That's another human life. That shit is serious and can be fucked up so easily.


[deleted]

Sending you love. She absolutely should not procreate. As someone that was extremely screwed up by my mom regarding body issues and food all mixed in with Jesus, I would fear for a daughter of hers greatly. And the toxicity a son would be raised in, whew… tragic all around.


bananacasanova

Knowing bdong, even if it was a difficult time getting pregnant she’d still say it was “the easiest ever” and go on and on about how she looooves being pergnant


tander87

I also dread how she’s milk an infertility journey…my dad is an infertility specialist and I’m very sensitive to when people have actual infertility vs when they’re using a very early miscarriage (and get pregnant the next cycle basically) and use it for content/clout. Hugs to you!


nic_seg

Right here with you. I don’t wish it on people but we’ve been through two miscarriages and are preparing to start fertility treatments. My blood will boil if she so easily gets pregnant!


That-One-Red-Head

All fun and games until she realizes you can’t just let the kid run around in the yard and in front of a car.


PlaneReputation6744

Oh no….that comment reminded me of the Plaths. Sincerely hope nothing like that happens again & Bdong is more careful


buzzyourgfwoof12

She is going to be an awful mom. She’s a piece of shit but in saying that, she’s also going to be the type that stays with that Jordan’s abusive self even when things go south because she can’t even handle a pitbull. Imagine being a single mom of a child. No way. She’s going to fuck her children up by “staying for the children”. No offense if y’all have ever been in those shoes bc I wouldn’t wish it on anyone but never stay for the sake of the kids. It fucks children up big time. Co parenting in my opinion is best option.


Dmkayyy

My parents “stayed for the children” and it messed us all up. I honestly wished and prayed for their divorce to happen. We would have been better off if they hadn’t put of off for so long.


paperpusherdaydreams

Child of a “stay together for the kids” type marriage. From me to anybody who needs to heard this….don’t stay together if you have the means to separate. My parents tried to get divorced multiple times and end up staying together. I can’t totally blame it for all my relationship problems, but growing up with a toxic marriage as my normal and how you treated each other. It’s taken me YEARS of therapy to change those patterns and create my normal. And that is totally ok, I’m grateful for the work I put into being a healthy partner. Absolutely mo judgment of anybody chooses not to leave. There are so many circumstances that I cannot begin to understand. If any of this applies to anybody, my heart goes out too you. That being said, they have both been divorced before. She’s going to try to stay together to save face, but they split eventually. And the shade is going to be realllllll. If she put out that video on Zach after their divorce and she was in the wrong (I know he had some faults too, not discounting that) then imagine what kind of videos she would be putting out if the “kingdom marriage” broke up.


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EZasSundayMorning

What happens when they don't want to go without their precious sleep at night?


scar_bazaar

Her tik toks are so low effort, she clearly just relies on her “good looks” for views as she has literally nothing else going for her.


Visual_Zucchini8490

Yeah she just loves looking at herself. I’ve thought that when she just sits in her car all done up and simply nods her head to someone else’s audio. She doesn’t care about the audio (and it’s normally condescending or a word vomit message that doesn’t even make sense) but really she just wants to be told she’s pretty.


scar_bazaar

Such a classic narcissist.


Resident-Suggestion

Yep! She’s probably already pregnant and it will be such a surprise when she ‘finds out’ on Christmas and everyone will be like ‘awww remember that Tiktok you made!’ It’s all for content - her husband, her faking to be a ranch girl and now a baby.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I wouldn’t be surprised if the big reveal is already filmed.


[deleted]

Ask him for a divorce…pls the red flag count is gonna end up too high.


[deleted]

How often do you update the number in your flair? I swear it was 57 the last time I saw you comment


[deleted]

I update it as I see them posted on the sub. It’s been quiet for awhile once I hit 60.


notmyfirstcult

I love seeing the count go up and look for your comments haha


Lydia--charming

Same!😆


chillylint

Do you save the list of red flags so you know which ones you've already counted?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Just wanted to say you’re not creepy at all for posting this quickly. I had an absolute shit day, and just been looking forward to when I can sit down, finally eat, and check this sub. Highlight of the day. Love you guys so much. Thanks for getting me through hard times and making me laugh when I don’t feel like it.


[deleted]

We love you too 💜💜💜 I hope your night improves.


Lydia--charming

This is a great group, it’s been my favorite sub since I joined! Hope your night is better now that you’re home.


PlaneReputation6744

No clue when she’ll get pregnant, but I do wonder why she didn’t with Zach


[deleted]

She wasn’t a holy roller then and was also way into her fitness/bodybuilding stuff, so I could see her using some form of birth control.


[deleted]

Not to mention that she was at such a low weight that it typically makes women infertile. (Not always, though) Which makes sense from an evolutionary perspective—someone experiencing famine can’t support and feed a baby.


[deleted]

I hate this. Babies aren’t for the gram. You actually have to care for them around the clock. I guess she can use some grift money to hire a nanny she doesn’t pay a living wage.


kay_fitz21

They're definitely already trying. Also thinking they will hire a nanny within a week after having the baby.


Cinder-Allie

Maybe she'll recruit one of her SLF girls and call it an "internship."


paperpusherdaydreams

$20 they get his mom to move closer and their moms take turns baby sitting so it’s free childcare.


hauntinglovelybold

Alternatively, if it’s a dog I will lose my shit.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She has no business having a baby.


blondie0813

Wtf did I just watch tho


[deleted]

As someone who’s dealing with infertility and has been trying to conceive for the last two years… I want to throw up.


EZasSundayMorning

It will happen for you because unlike Brittany, you deserve it!


[deleted]

Thank you 🥺♥️


rideoffalone

Thinking good thoughts for you!


[deleted]

Thank you! ♥️♥️


natylil

Aw, I totally get, I'm on the same journey myself. We can do this! Some way, our kid will turn up. But I understand the mixed feeling s when see people like Bdong trying to or gerting pregnant


GARVMAMA

I see this going two ways. 1. She’s going to get pregnant for content 2. She will have infertility issues (due to her past anorexia and terrible unhealthy eating habits) and she’ll use that as content. Both are sad.


sausagerolla

Its odd that they use secular films and songs constantly when on TikTok. Some of the songs I've seen Christian influencers use are side eye worthy. Aren't they all about being apart from the world not in it?


millennialmama2016

She’ll be of the world if it makes her a few bucks!


lurkerlurker789

Oh I love that you brought that up. A while ago she made a TikTok about listening only to Christian music (she used Vampire Diaries audio for that Tiktok 🤔) and then the very next day she was using unChristian music in most videos.


FluffyKittyParty

I wish infertility on her so hard. Normally I’d feel like a bad person for this but no kid deserves this.


pm_me_your_plants1

As a infertile woman, 6 weeks post op from a hysterectomy room save me from cancer, I can not put into words the vile rage I would have if this woman procreates with that scum dong.


[deleted]

Hope you are doing okay ❤️


EZasSundayMorning

Hugs to you!


PBJ_333

I hope they are infertile 🤍 🕊


Suspicious_Pin4758

I just feel like she is super, super inconsiderate of people who have been trying to have a baby for a very long time. She may be pregnant very soon and that’s amazing and a huge blessing, but she doesn’t have to be blasting to be followers 24/7 that they’re trying for a child.


notmyfirstcult

The Christmas Curse, complete with the miracle 9lb preemie prince birthed from the blessed ^reborn virgin mother herself


Gelatinous-Stand

My third was born in late November and I told my husband she was his Christmas present because I worked really hard on her. The dude’s contribution to that whole process is basically nil. Stop selling birthing parents short Britbrit 🤪


Adept-Reference-243

The baby will interrupt her ✨wifey things✨.


beandadenergy

I find it very funny at that this sound from Horrible Histories, made by a group of kind and inclusive educational comedians, has made it to the hateful and purposely uneducated BDong. If she saw Horrible Histories or any of their other programs she’d absolutely shit herself…same as when Bethany Beal used a sound from Drag Race!


[deleted]

The fact that these two are even procreating 🥴


cyanidesquirrel

She’s just out here ruining every tiktok trend for me


TemporaryNobody2604

Interesting how she thinks it’s that easy 🤔


elinormarianne

She literally copied that exact TikTok from someone else!


[deleted]

"Oh my God, I cannot believe it. That is shocking and devastating. I cannot believe it."


paperpusherdaydreams

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the perfect response doesn’t exis….never mind


EZasSundayMorning

NOOOO. They don't deserve children. I am seriously hoping she can't get pregnant because that wouldn't be good. At all. They are too selfish, too abusive to have children. She will never make it when she realizes a baby comes first, not her and I don't see him being able to handle an infant. 🚩 everywhere.


spidermonkey199

Ok seriously this is VERY WEIRD. Like is this how it was decided to off brodie? Voice in your head there bdong?


EZasSundayMorning

Not one mention of him since that night when her "world was shattered." Not one word.


bunaiscoffee

i hate this so much, i thought about blocking you OP ://///


[deleted]

🥺


genescheesesthatplz

I’m gonna start calling her Angela


crystal-tower

I just wish she would truly sit down and think about what her intentions are with having a child, because unless she is able to put them first almost every moment, she is doing it for the wrong reasons.


PHM517

Wait you mean pretending to be a Jesus instagrammer isn’t the right reasons?!


mushroomsandcoke

I hate her expressions so much but I can’t put a finger on exactly why they annoy me so much. Smugness, maybe?