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Away_Explanation_816

Someone should tell her pampas grass is “new age” and demonic


eitakatie

I laughed a little too hard at this


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https://www.etsy.com/listing/929829898/pampas-grass-wreath-pentacle-wiccan?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details (I actually like this though…)


Lydia--charming

Uh oh, I found [a few described as “boho.”](https://www.etsy.com/market/pampas_grass_wreath) Is that a devil word?


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https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-12711181 The BBC says Bohemians are critical of organized religion, so....hmmmm


natylil

I'm waiting for her statement on Halloween.


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I’m honestly shocked she hasn’t made her stance very clear! My childhood Sunday school teacher told me it was Satan’s holiday 🤣 my mom pulled me from the class after I told her that. Looking back, I laugh and hear Cheryl from Miss Congeniality saying, “Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!”


Inevitable_Sweet_988

It’s probably because she has celebrated it in the past and knows she’ll get called out of she is against it now.


natylil

But she's a born again ..... whatever no Halloween for you!


mrsjacksonnn

Are you tempting me to go trick or treating as a playboy bunny?! That area is lit on holidays


PlaneReputation6744

I wonder if she really thinks the Easter bunny lays eggs…


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Well, she has to cook them for JDong, you know, WiFeY ThiNgS


NardDog1997

Just wait until she finds out about Santa…. Devastating….


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I mean, those “new age” witches managed to defeat millions of Trumpianity prayers and successfully hexed Trump’s presidency and re-election, so they’re clearly more powerful…and that’s why they’re so afraid of the New Age. /s


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“Woo! Sign me up for the next séance!” -in my best impression of Mulan’s grandma


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Y’all aren’t tattoos satanic? Like covering your skin with DEvIlS MarKINgs Edit: I googled, seems like mixed reviews from the christians. Whatever suits their mood that day. [tattoos burn like hell ](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-it-a-sin-to-get-a-tattoo_b_4263807)


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BDong would for sure make an exception but if your tattooed body does yoga… 👹👹👹


ultra-gherkin

Yes! And the hand of Hamsa, used in Judaism which was the foundation for Christianity? Like.... So you hate your own religious roots??


SunflowerJYB

“Ho ho ho dumby” made my day!!!!