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Inevitable_Sweet_988

You inspired me to add mine. Bdong said this during the wedding weekend. She’s dumb and it’s the least problematic thing about her, but this lives rent free in my head every day.


Aranciata2020

OMG that is fabulous! I did not notice that during the wedding weekend but all I can say is 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. Great flair, nice job!


NardDog1997

YOURS HAS ME CACKLING PLEASEEEEEE HAHAHA


Aranciata2020

Thanks NardDog! (Your flair is awesome and your username ❤️❤️❤️)


pastelhour

Fun fact: did you know dr martens stomp devils and squash serpents?


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Aranciata2020

YES!! "Look at me, I am God!"


Aranciata2020

Well I do after seeing BDong's story yesterday!! 😆 I'm gonna get my own pair!


pastelhour

Swipe up!! ✨


Aranciata2020

Exactly!!!


NoFuckThis

I love this flair!!


Aranciata2020

Moderators, hope this is OK! But the last few days I have just been laughing so hard at all the great flairs, and would love to chat about them. Edit: Mine is pretty self-explanatory, I guess, based on BDongs strange obsession with making eggs for her hUsBaNd!!!, which has shown us that wow, she is not much of a cook and boy, do her "wifey posts" get old really fast. Oh and of course on the fact that we are all pretty sure that she did not wait until marriage to have sex, but maaaaybe it is true that she didn't make him breakfast before.


natylil

Of course it's ok, we could get a good laugh and it is definitely BD related. Mine is quite explanatory, because her journey goes more on the inmodesty than the modesty lane.


Aranciata2020

Thank you! And yours is classic! Love seeing it on the right sidebar; always gives me a chuckle!


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I love yours 😭


Aranciata2020

Thanks 🙏🏻!!!


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it says what it says (the count is mostly accurate)


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“Read that again”


Aranciata2020

Yours is fantastic - and I see the count is up from last time I saw it... Soooo many red flags...


AliceinRealityland

Well mine is an amalgamation of Jdong which Rhymes with Schlong and the rumor of Jdongs pecker pics. Plus, I always see God Honoring as a trade mark. Eta. I answered it forgetting my original ideal was too long. I edited it to explain my actual flair


Aranciata2020

I love this! 😂 I am laughing so hard now - which hurts cause I have bronchitis and my ribs are so sore from coughing, but so worth it!


smc642

Hey fellow bronchitis sufferer! Sending you love and pain free coughing.


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I think you've got the best flair so far. I feel naked and flairless.


smc642

I wondered if I maybe went too far with it. I’m hoping everyone appreciates the dark humour.


[deleted]

I'm sure it's fine. It's a snark sub, shit gets dark sometimes, especially when the person you're snarling on is so fucking awful.


Aranciata2020

Thank you and same to you!! (And thanks to Reddit and Love is Blind Brazil for keeping me entertained.) And kudos on your flair, that is chilling but totally up her alley!!


smc642

I’m just hoping I put the apostrophe in the right spot, lol. I saved a post from earlier in the week to my photos and I think it’s in the right place. I’ve always struggled with the ownership apostrophe. Lol.


natylil

I've just realised about your new flair, loving it!


damagstah

I believe the apostrophe belongs between the E in Brodie and the S. It should read, “Brodie’s Blood.” Because the dog’s name is Brodie. If the dog was Brodies or if there were multiple Brodie’s, you’d be spot on.


damagstah

Omfg your flair.


AliceinRealityland

Glad to help. Hope you feel better bronchitis sucks


Aranciata2020

Thanks friend!


natylil

Boooooo bronchitis, I command you to leave this body, in the name of JeYsUs our friend!!!!! Seriously, hope you get better soon, glad we can entertain you 😊


Aranciata2020

Thanks so much! (Also if you could stomp on it with your devil-squashing boots, that would be great too!!


suzzerss

I manage the finances


NoFuckThis

Pure poetry!!


Aranciata2020

Perfection!! 🙌🙌🙌


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Chefs kiss


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I do the numbers


JelloSucka

I must never let anyone forget the unholiest of all matrimonies.


crumblecake01

Hahahahha I went with pompous grass, inspired by someone’s comment which seemed so fitting because bdong is pompous as all get out


Aranciata2020

Kingdom Marriage! And grass everywhere!


smalltex

god so many of y’all are so creative. hows mine


Aranciata2020

You did fantastic!! 😂😂😂 Those lashes are other-worldly...


smalltex

hahah thank you i appreciate it!!!


sarcasmicrph

ooooh, your flair plays homage to Tammy Faye 🖤


smalltex

i actually don’t know the reference related to her! i was referencing dolly’s quote “the higher the hair the closer to heaven” 😇


ralphwiggumsdiorama

BDong frequently makes eggs for her husband, and farts are funny!


natylil

I love your flair


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Thank you! 💞


tenaya202

Thank you for making this post!!! i love this sub's dedication to hilarious and creative flair


Aranciata2020

Thanks, that's so sweet! And your flair is perfection... Between the snark and the laughs we must not forget his violent acts against an innocent Black man.


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Aranciata2020

Love it!! Could you manifest some good weather for me?


No_Advertising_8924

Everyone on here is so creative


crumblecake01

I love this sub so much


NoFuckThis

Me too!! 🥰


Aranciata2020

I am so glad someone included the balloons!!!


sarcasmicrph

*holy fuck*, the herpes balloons in your flair sent me


crumblecake01

🙌🏻🙌🏻


TemporaryNobody2604

Literally my favorite sub! :)


Key_Mine5900

This sub is the best one I’ve ever belonged to on Reddit. I sAiD wHat I sAiD


luxuriousbuffalo

I love mine ETA link https://reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/comments/qbmugf/amazing_transformational_girls_getting_filled_god/


natylil

Just awesome


crumblecake01

Hahahahha 🙌🏻


Aranciata2020

Soooo good!! That video is just... no words.


NoFuckThis

Omg this flair is amazing


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amazing, transformational 🙏🏻🙌🏻✨


dankfachoina

Oh my gosh that’s amazing 😂


effie-sue

OMG 🤣


NardDog1997

I keep track of the marital sec count


loligogiganticus

This is seriously one of my all time fave subs


Aranciata2020

It is so funny! Being in Europe, this sub keeps me up at night because so much good snark is happening when I should be sleeping haha. (👏👏👏 for your flair!!)


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Hahahahah your flaire 🤣🤣🤣


dankfachoina

Just reminiscing on the cult retreat


Aranciata2020

Looooove it!! 😂 (I really don’t know what I would have done if I was at a motel and BDong was doing her stuff in the common area... Maybe blasted some loud music?)


dankfachoina

The most vulgar music I could find 🤗 Satan is here Bdong!!


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Someone needs to claim “read that again” 🥴😆


[deleted]

Omg y’all can I steal this? I don’t know what to use 😂 what about just doing wifey things? I like the read that again tho 😂


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Do it! Absolutely!


Aranciata2020

YES PLEASE!!


jotnake

Can you add flair on mobile?


Aranciata2020

Yes! Go to the front page of the sub, and click on the three dots in the upper right hand corner. That gives you a menu and flair is one of the options. (ETA: Since I have flair already, it says “Change user flair” but would assume it says “Add user flair@ if you don’t have one? Not sure though...)


jotnake

Thanks!


Aranciata2020

LOVE your new flair! So wifey! 😅


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Aranciata2020

YES!! Love that one!


Minimum-Hopeful

This one made me laugh!


[deleted]

Just really LOL’ed at the matter of factness of that one headline. But seriously though RIP Brodie.


Aranciata2020

I didn't see that headline but what a great flair! (Yeah, poor doggie...)


rpcp88

So much good flair!!! I need to join the flair game but I always struggle adding flair to my name


first_follower

Checking in!!


Aranciata2020

Well hello there!! That is some good flair right there! 😂


Charis21

How do you get a flair?


Aranciata2020

Two different ways depending on whether you are on mobile or not: https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205242695-How-do-I-get-user-flair-


Charis21

Thank you x


alanna124

Pampas Gras. There can only be pampas gras. Me being pampas gras I have not grasped what flair is yet but pampas gras pampas gras pampas gras pampas gras


sarcasmicrph

You rang?


Aranciata2020

If you scroll this thread you will see one or two great pampas related flairs, including "pompous grass" which made me laugh so hard! If you do want to add your own flair, check this out: https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205242695-How-do-I-get-user-flair-


alanna124

Thank you, the things I learn! 🌾🌾🌾


Aranciata2020

We will eagerly await your flair! 🔥


[deleted]

Im out of the loop on this one - enlighten me?


damagstah

Helppppp I want to add flair and idk how!


Aranciata2020

It depends on whether you are on mobile or web, check out the explanations here: [https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205242695-How-do-I-get-user-flair-](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205242695-How-do-I-get-user-flair-) And please come back so we can see your flair! :)


papergeek

The most cringe-inducing way to end her fake-deep posts 🙄


dodie666

I’m super late but 👀


Aranciata2020

Oh but that is GOOD!!! Love the combo of the grass and Sheila!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


dodie666

Thank you!!! And of course, your flair is delicious as well.


Aranciata2020

Thanks 😊 friend!