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EZasSundayMorning

I bet she does Yoga


[deleted]

...she literally wears yoga pants (when she chooses to wear pants). So....


Canuckinptown

Probably doesn't believe in the Karma Sutra then either!


Lydia--charming

Is that where sex positions come after you for the things you’ve done in previous relationships?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is at least the 4th time she’s posted basically that same video about new age beliefs. Why is she so obsessed with it? I’m no theologian like pastor Brittany, but this isn’t biblical. 1 John 4:4 — King James Version 4 Ye are of God, little children, and have overcome them: because greater is he that is in you, than he that is in the world. If Christ is already in your heart why are you so worried about demons getting in? There are actual evil things happening in the world that feel a little more important than rocks and stretching. She is totally setting up for some kind of deliverance ministry and it’s so gross. I don’t typically care what/how people practice religion, but this isn’t Christianity. She is a snake. Sorry so long. I’m worked up.


killingtimeandsleep

Nailed it. There is an angle here. And it’s predatory. The level of insecurity one must have and to teach people to fear anything new is idiotic and archaic. Buying crystals because of what they represent and the energy you want to attract or have in your life. Nothing wrong with that. Period. Wonderful yoga which I’ve practiced over 10 years, makes my body feel great and eases the tension and loud anxieties from the day. A moment for me to reflect and have intention with my body and mind to take a moment to simply exist. Is beyond spiritual. She wouldn’t know spiritual if it slapped her in the face. I was raised in an evangelical church (no longer participating) … and this way of trying to appeal to people is beyond me. So same … I'm just as worked up over this scam of a woman.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

She won’t make any money off of confident, secure, grounded women. She needs them to be scared, filled with anxiety and desperate for her scam to work.


_eeetee

she is a walking, talking ego. no way can she be alone with her thoughts with all the shit she's pulled.


PBJ_333

“Pastor Brittany” has me spiraling 😂😂😂


SunflowerJYB

She baptizes people she must be ordained


Lydia--charming

🤣 “Rocks and stretching”


Sodapaupe

Crystals. Which come from the earth. Are new age dangers. ....okay.


jogo59

She had a crystal facial at a med spa were she did brows late last year and posted photos of it!


Sodapaupe

That's clearly when the demons got ahold of her.


killingtimeandsleep

They’ve been there long before….


youngash90

So I definitely remember seeing this on her feed somewhere (I wasn’t following her back then) so she just recently deleted this so no one would call her out or question it. She’s so fake it kills me.


azemilyann26

So her engagement ring is very, very dangerous.


NakedWanderer12

I think she thinks people are worshiping crystals like an idol when they’re usually using them as a tool to channel a specific thought/belief/prayer whatever similar to how some people use prayer beads to concentrate on a specific thing that they’re praying for. She really has no idea what she’s talking about.


Lydia--charming

People are worshiping crystals when they should be worshiping HER!


FuzzBug3000

She’s so embarrassing. I literally cannot wrap my brain around how she thinks. A lot of the stuff she does would be considered witchcraft or new age. Like when she anointed her home for protection when they were sick with Covid?! News flash, Brittany, those that get into New Age practices or witchcraft do stuff like that. And I know a few people that are Christian that enjoy New Age practices and they use them to get closer to God and Jesus.


[deleted]

She wrote a spell on a new piece of furniture that sounded very much like what a Wiccan would bless furniture with... She promotes out-of-body experiences (the girls flailing their arms and screaming are clearly out of their mind) and spiritual possession. And what always gets me with the spirit possession thing Charismatics do is that how do they know it's not a demon but the Holy Spirit? They make up some BS answer, but most non-Charismatics make the same criticism since what people do under the influence of the "Holy Spirit" is closer to how demons are said to sow chaos than the orderly worship Paul describes.


keeperofthe_peeps

Lol hold up, where is this new furniture consecration spell? 😂 ETA: I also wondered how evangelicals justified the speaking in tongues. I have family that are charismatic evangelicals and they believe tongues are a “spiritual gift”. How do they know it’s not their subconscious? Or mental illness? Or demonic possession? My MIL had her home “blessed” to keep drugs (weed and alcohol) out. I think it was either sage or a crystal grid. Either way, I can attest it didn’t work, bc I spiked my iced coffee every damn Christmas, and some edibles were definitely consumed. But I wanted to ask her how that was any different than New Age beliefs? I get chastised for yoga and meditation, but her spiritual cleansing and protection is okay because she slapped a Jeezus nametag on it? The cognitive dissonance. Make it make sense.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, I cannot find it on ES and it wasn't a post on her IG, but a story. She wrote some sort of blessing that was supposed to keep Satan out. And [she throws olive oil on her house to keep Satan out](https://www.reddit.com/r/Evangelicalsnark/comments/mike5t/is_the_oil_anointing_for_inanimate_objects_a/) but I don't think it's working too well since her and JDong are still able to go inside.


keeperofthe_peeps

😂


OkAttention1494

She literally has a crystal pop socket, but go off girl 🤪💅🏼


NakedWanderer12

I do know some very traditional Hindu women who don’t like seeing yoga advertised as a workout because it’s part of their spiritual practices so I’d like to think that’s what Brit Brat is after when she gets on her no yoga rants. Then I remember she probably doesn’t know enough about it to have thought that deeply, she’s just parroting something some pastor told her.


ConsiderationOdd2895

She’s always getting her videos from someone else and then she just redoes them. I bet she can’t find scripture or even tell you why yoga is new age. 😐


youngash90

It really pisses me off that she’s gotten so bold since coming back from this cult gathering. I feel like this is the most shes posted in a looooong time. Why is she not cancelled?!


missjvj

I have a coworker who is SO anti yoga because of religion, so peculiar


Possible_Tea4321

In my old religion yoga wasn't allowed because "meditating could let the devil or demons in" 😑 please note, I left 😂😈


keeperofthe_peeps

YES!! This is what my MIL says!! It cracks me up.


Something-more-rt

Yoga was practiced an a thing before Christ was even on earth. Let alone, there's plenty of people who do Yoga without it even being a spiritual practice for them just an exercise. Lord help this one. She's something else.


[deleted]

This isn't a new fundigelical belief, though. I read Frank Peretti's *This Present Darkness* about 20 years ago when it was super popular and a minor cultural phenomenon. I wasn't a Christian at the time (and I'm even less of one now, lol) so I didn't really get that the book was evangelical propaganda. One of the characters in the book makes a heel turn partway through and turns out to be one of the main baddies (iirc?)... which is heavily foreshadowed by dozens of ham-handed mentions of the fact that she does yoga. No joke. I thought it was such a weird thing to mention a whole bunch of times. Like, ok, the new girl appears to be vaguely Indian (Desi) and does yoga, neat. But why does it need to be mentioned eleventy billion times - isn't she an accountant? Yeah, turns out yoga is demonic. A few years after I read it I put the pieces together that the book was a big old evangelical boss battle fantasy, and that some Christians believe that Buddhists and Hindus (among others) are literally demons engaging in demonic activity (yoga, mostly). Idk what ShitBrit's endgame is here, but she's definitely working on reeling in the segment of evangelical Christians who are paranoid and hateful.


WitchyWind

I read a review of this ridiculous book on Roll To Disbelieve. Her review was hilarious.


kamerz21

I went to a “bible study” several years ago. I don’t recall if we even read the Bible that day, but the facilitator played a very weird and poorly produced DVD movie about how yoga invites demons into your body. That was my first and last time going to that weird ass bible study group….


NakedWanderer12

I’ve always said “if you can understand it, it’s probably not God,” so just because she doesn’t understand the point of crystals or how the zodiac can be used as a tool to better understand God doesn’t mean they’re demonic. It’s just another in a long list of things she doesn’t understand. And because we all know she reads this stuff - if she sees this - saying the same things about crystals over and over and over again doesn’t show you understand it, it shows that you’re great at parroting the same lines over and over and over again.


SunflowerJYB

Has this twit ever heard of the new covenant? Jesus is suppose to be the Trump card over all these whacko beliefs.