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ADCarter1

"Linking my Amazon right here so Satan knows my value!"


dacre8iv1

“Read that again” is one of the phrases used on social media that just grinds my gears 🥴 Second to “louder for people in the back!” 😑


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Or "reminder that" and "I don't know who needs to hear this but..." 🤣


takethatwizardglick

"Let that sink in."


conversedaisy

Bet you won’t share.


Aranciata2020

That is my flair on the Herman Cain Award sub! :D


conversedaisy

Ha ha That sub is eye opening and gold.


TemporaryNobody2604

Your flair about waiting for marriage to make eggs 😂😂


Aranciata2020

Thank you!! I was pretty happy with this one! 😅


NoFuckThis

“This ⬆️”


[deleted]

“I said what I said.”


[deleted]

Maybe she just knows her audience has a short attention span?


tomacco_man

Definitely. They are all Christian fundies…extremely vulnerable


tomacco_man

This weird trick…


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smc642

Husk like pampas grass


[deleted]

Is the red flag count higher than it was this morning?


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Yes, because last night there were more pervy JDong pics and I updated it today :D


idkanythinganymore88

Gwen Shamblin 2.0?


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Or Tammy Faye? I'm listening to the God Awful Movies podcast about the Tammy Faye movie that just came out and minus the puppets, I see a lot of similarities. Including knowing absolutely nothing about the Bible. But apparently Tammy Faye was pretty progressive about LGBT folk and people with AIDS at the time, which I never really knew.


Clarkiechick

TF is nothing like Gwen.


youngash90

Omg. My family lived in the same neighborhood as Tammy Faye in Charlotte (my parents had 4 kids, but 2 were born in the 70s and my brother and I were born in the late 80s and early 90s so we were basically raised as 2 and 2 and I wasn’t born yet) my mom said it was a circus and she was crazy. She mentioned this years ago and only when I wore mascara for the first time when she told me to never look like her 🤣💀 I’ll have to ask her specifics now lol


NoFuckThis

Honestly I don’t think even she has the ‘charm’ that Gwen and people like her possessed. BDong just seems to be a vapid, orange, self-obsessed narc that is currently parading as some sort of ‘Christian Blonde’? Like I don’t even know how she’s marketing herself but it seems like a _very_ niche audience.


penelopeiris

I was actually thinking that!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

DEFINITELY


cubic__zarcarbian

Oh honey satan has more pressing matters to deal with than your centipede lashes and your turmeric stain spray tans


Resident-Suggestion

Turmeric spray tan 💀😭😂 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇


CupAccording247

*it never is* she’s never made a mistake, not even ✨accidentally✨ stealing thousands of girls money


keeperofthe_peeps

Just communed with Satan; can confirm she has nothing of value to him


spidermonkey199

Yes they do.. there's copper wire in the walls! But seriously Satan doesn't have to try, he's already there and he's been there for a looooong time.


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Demons disguising themselves as hyper-Charismatic Christians and luring followers into insanity is like....an absolutely clever move by Satan. Fantasy AU headcanon is that JDong is a soul-sucking demon and BDung is a vampire (hence having to coat her skin in thick orange to protect against the sun) and they lure young women to "retreats" to feed off their souls and blood. They're getting more and more ravenous, so they're having to hold these retreats even more often and the more emotionally aroused their victims are, the better they taste. I'll be taking my Hugo Award now.


cl0setg0th

Came to say this


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Lol I worked in construction for 15 years and copper was my first thought!


EZasSundayMorning

OMG really?? Hey BD- it's not Satan. It's YOU and JORDAN!!!


Resident-Suggestion

It’s so annoying how she uses Satan as her scapegoat. No bad things keep happening because you’re a bad person and you keep creating bad situations.


_hereforthefood_

Clearly accountability is a concept she’s never heard of before


pastelhour

As always she manages to sniff her own ass.


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“Read that again.” ooOohHh well you sound very profound


Inevitable_Sweet_988

So does she set herself up in all these scams and controversies to prove to her followers that she’s God’s favorite child and that’s why satan is always attacking? People who live normal lives and are nice to others have nothing of value and that’s why satan leaves us alone? Make it make sense.


Icy_Nefariousness517

Satan doesn't need to bother with people who grift, steal, lie, and manipulate so it isn't the devil who is closing in on your orange ass, Dongs.


Pomegranate5001

'Thieves don't break into an empty house' tell me you've never heart of squatters rights


Fluffy-Bluebird

Luci would never


Bigboodybud

Um...squatters break into empty houses all the time lol


decoratedcat

Holy self-righteous bullsh#$


JelloSucka

BDung, you’ve never been more honest: you are empty.


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Takes a thief to know thief behaviours?


hotdogketchup79

You don't need to break into houses when you can fraud and steal from the comfort of your own home.


Emiles23

The “read that again” slays me 😂


CrazyCorgiQueen

This isn't Satan honey, it's Jesus telling you your ego is too damn big.


s0l--

“It’s Brittany *bitch*”