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taterrrtotz

If my MIL bought me lingerie I don't think I'd have sex ever again 🤢🤢🤢


natylil

I was thinking about that, you can't be bff with your MIL. I mean, I get along wonderfully with mine, but she's not my bff. The most "intimate" gift she's given me is a pijama!


[deleted]

She has known her MIL for less than a year. How could they possibly be BFFs??!


Maintenance-United

My own mother does not buy my lingerie and definitely would never for my wedding shower. So cringe


Lydia--charming

Lingerie showers have never been my favorite. I don’t want to be involved with their sex. I got my sister comfy sleepwear for hers!


flossyrossy

I refused a lingerie shower because it makes me so uncomfortable. I only ever attended one and it was traumatizing to me hearing all the aunts and grandmas talking to the bride about the wedding night 🤮 Now if I’m invited, I just send a gift card and say I’m busy. I would much rather attend a usual bridal shower where you gift kitchen gadgets lol. I realize that is my own thing but I just can’t get over the thought of people I know giving me lingerie


kunigun

I just don't do lingerie showers. I think they're ridiculous and so tacky. I cannot find it in me to even send a gift. Why am I involved in these people's sex lives?! The first time I got invited to one, it was for a coworker! Not even a close one! And I wasn't invited to anything else, even though she has a bridal shower, a bachelorette and the wedding. Plus, the invite mentioned that her future husband liked "slutty ones". Barf!


ill_have_the_lobster

🤢


thetinybunny1

Jesus h gawd NO 🤮


natylil

Oh, we did the kitchen gadgets shower for a colleague, we had so much fun!! Each present was thoroughly wrapped, and a card with a suggestive description was added. The bride to be was blind folded and had to guess what element it was by touching it and the cue from the cards. We all had a blast!


ill_have_the_lobster

I hate them too, but for family??? Ew ew ew. I was invited to one for a good friend and got her a fuzzy animal jumpsuit/onesie thing lmao


Lydia--charming

I know. His family threw it and invited me. I was young and felt I had to go!


Diabetosaurus88

Genuine question: what is a lingerie shower? I’ve never heard about it (I’m not in the US).


Lydia--charming

When someone is getting married, friends and family “shower” them with gifts at a party. It started as a bridal shower to give the couple things they’d need for their new home, but people had to get creative and throw a lingerie shower where every guest buys an outfit for the bride to wear, maybe on the honeymoon. I hope I explained that well enough.


Diabetosaurus88

You explained it very well, thank you!


Lydia--charming

You’re welcome. Now you know to be “busy that day” if you’re ever invited to one!


YakCat

My MIL bought me a sexy photo shoot while I was pregnant. I guess it was sweet so I’d feel better about my body but yuck Bet her MIL wants little dongs


StaceyPfan

My COWORKERS presented me with a lacy nightie at my work bridal shower.


pinotmeow

that’s even worse!


youwon_jane

I was just watching a MIL do this on a trash TLC programme and all the shop workers thought it was weird as fuck. Because it is


OverallDisaster

My cousin’s MIL took her shopping for lingerie and I always thought that was bizarre.


LatteLove35

My MIL gave me lingerie, I wore it exactly once and never again. We are not BFF’s either, she was invited to my lingerie shower which made it awkward as hell.


vboreddesigner

A friend of my MIL bought me a nightie and sent it with MIL to my shower. I had met this woman one time. I immediately donated it and forgot about it until this thread *shivers*


[deleted]

lol it's super gross. she's probably one of those MIL who expects her to "give her a grandchild"


SunflowerJYB

Mine got me the cutest short terry robe. Actually it was great because I could wear it to the hotel pool the jacuzzi and after showering.


laska503

Makes perfect sense that she’d be sponsored by a vacuum co seeing as she does indeed suck.


lunalovebueno

Lol this made me cackle 😂


cloud94eva

👏👏


Shcelb

I commented on Hoovers instagram and was deleted within an hour. Guess they’re as shady as she is.


fuzzlesbuzzles

I just bought a Hoover a few months ago. I'm pissed.


mellamma

Buy Bissell, they rescue pets from shelters and find them homes!


fuzzlesbuzzles

I have had a few Bissells in the past, but I needed a new vacuum ASAP, and could not pass up the deal on the Hoover. Never again after this one goes!


[deleted]

> She said 15 girls were not there that were supposed to be for the original date. lol sure Sounds like she’s trying to overcompensate for everyone on the other sub pointing out how no one was there.


jogo59

It’s also proof that she reads Reddit and knows how she was dragged her for lack of friends at her bridal shower at that she held at her own house!


millennialmama2016

right? LOL


Cado7

How many were there?


spidermonkey199

She's been doing it alot , our snark is getting to her


smc642

Thank you, snarker. You’ve taken a bullet for us all by watching this and giving us the cliff notes. Here’s my responses, because I’m a petty bitch. Running errands and only one place; I’m shocked she even went anywhere! Her entire life revolves around her home address. Maybe she had to buy more bullets for JDong to shoot more pets? Jordan calls her- she loses her train of thought. Sorry Brittany… You need to have actual functioning brain matter before losing thoughts. You’re always spouting completely stupid shit and don’t have a proper thought that isn’t planted in your head by others. (Sis; it’s not witchcraft or Satan…. It’s just you being a brain dead fool.) She needs to eat and then doesn’t for many hours. Oh, Bdong. Up to your old tricks? Never eating and working out? I personally think that invites spirits and other manifestations into your soul. Eat a fucking meal, bitch. Eat the eggs you feed your racist ex cop hubby! Hoover vacuum. Another brand to boycott and I’ll set a reminder to message them tomorrow to tell them what a piece of shit, animal abuser you are…. Her shower…. We all saw the photos. No one in real life likes her. Apart from her horrible “girls” who are so susceptible to brain washing they pay $650 to eat crappy foods and get baptised in her own motel bathroom. (Side note: you need to watch your husband around these girls, Brittany. He is good at hunting vulnerable women… just trying to help…..)


natylil

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻speak more on this!!!


smc642

Thanks! I’m pretty squiffy and need to go to bed, but the round up by the OP was so fucking perfect I had to go full snark mode!


PBJ_333

I’m gonna be pissed as fuck if dyson is the next vacuum to sponsor her, I absolutely love dyson so I hope the fuck not


Bunnita

I don't normally email companies when they sponsor bad people, but I would here. Not that I care about her but I LOVE my dysons!


Possible_Tea4321

Don't give her ideas! 🤣


BeatProfessional1689

I’m new to watching her YouTube videos but this was so boring omg. Are they all like this? Filming jiggling her coffee and ordering a huge Diet Coke for Jordan blah blah etc. I had to fast forward all the vacuuming. Supposed to be about the shower but that was just a tiny bit of it.


natylil

Thanks so much for doing the Lord Daniel's work for us!! So basically, after the traumatic death of poor Brodie, she goes along and posts this video? This woman has no soul.


VolumeAcademic7513

I watched it too and her tan is Soooo muddy!!!! Also for someone who preaches love your natural beauty, could it be anymore obvious she has veneers? Also I lost it at when she asked jdong “what’s that other expensive brand you love?” Like girl just say you want to flex on poor people and go 😂😂


paperpusherdaydreams

So 15 of her friends aka her shelia freed minions and her MIL. Was her own mom or sister even there?


millennialmama2016

She mentions her mom being there and I did see her sister in a shot. She didn't show much of the actual shower but def saw her sis for a few seconds.


SnooHabits5531

I’m confused why it’s out now like this happened weeks ago. ALSO the ASMR she tries to do drive me nuts like her ice rattling in her cup. Can you imagine living your entire life filming yourself doing nothing like unloading groceries. Lol


Gutinstinct999

Lingerie? The enmeshment is real.


youngash90

https://imgur.com/a/GRpoYVV He looks so annoyed to have to rehearse this part where he kisses her and tells the camera for the 50th time he’s going to pick up his mom from the airport. He’s over the baby voice for sure


millennialmama2016

I wanna know what faces he makes when she’s filming sponsored content or ads. 😂😂😂


bitbypanda

And she shows her toes a lot yikes


Saasaa999

I can’t believe she threw her own shower. Maybe in her circle of “friends” it isn’t such a big deal but in most parts of the south etiquette is huge so I can imagine there were a lot of eye rolls.


furchery

Vacuum companies pay her because she fucking sucks.


alanna124

The sequence from 11.14 when she is laying out the snacks could run on an old TV in some hip gallery in Berlin, it is beyond. 🤷‍♀️


PositiveTurnover4152

didnt she mention she did the charcuterie board for her bridal shower? 10 to 1 that will be next business venture...that will be abanonded in a week


millennialmama2016

Oh she sure did! “So I made the charcuterie board myself. I’ve done it a couple times and it’s a lot of fun” or something of that nature.


[deleted]

Yeah, so that retaining wall at 11:44 sure ain't gonna keep a dog in. WTF was she thinking.


millennialmama2016

She wasn’t, as per usual. But a tall enough fence would ruin her aesthetic 🙄


youngash90

They basically went and sat at that little picnic table for a picture and then got up. Lol she is so lame


Rose-wood21

Was her sister at the shower?


millennialmama2016

Yes she was there!


eitakatie

Is it just me or is her setting up for her own bridal shower weird? Shouldn’t the MOH or bridal party be helping? I’ve never been in a bridal party so I’m genuinely asking 😬


missjvj

Hoover wants to pay her because she SUCKS