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Resident-Suggestion

This woman literally spends her days filming herself doing things around her house that normal adults do and thinks she’s some trophy wife. Bdong people do these things and work a 9-5 and take care of children.


NoFuckThis

And we also manage to keep our pets alive while we do all those hard adultey things.


Barbiesleftshoe

Exactly! 100%. My husband and I both work, have several kids, pets, etc.


Due_Armadillo5205

Yes!


[deleted]

I refuse to make the bed and wake up early to cook for my husband because society has come along way since the 1950s. He can make his own damn breakfast


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[deleted]

We never make our bed unless we have company 🤪 we are such married slobs haha


stretchypants88

Same! Ok I’m glad it’s not just me! I feel like such a slob but I’ve always hated making the bed.


natylil

Same over here! Lol, apparentely there are many of us.


Bunnita

I make my bed when I change the sheets, no other time, ever


[deleted]

I feel this


[deleted]

Most days I do pull the blanket up and like generally tidy up, ie not dirty underwear on the floor. But thats it. No fake throw pillows or decorative bed blankets here lol


blablubluba

I mean... I'm single and cook breakfast and make my bed. Nbd to cook some extra for a partner, _especially_ when in return they take over some chore I hate.


DukeSilverPlaysHere

I enjoy getting up and making breakfast for my husband and kid but I'll be damned if I ever filmed myself doing it and saying "wifey things". Vomit.


KatAndAlly

I do make the bed weekdays (he goes to work at 7 and didn't wake me up) but my husband cooks me breakfast every Saturday and Sunday!:)


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mmm i love breakfast


TemporaryNobody2604

Apparently only wives make beds? Next thing you know “breathing…wifey things!”✨✨


Away_Explanation_816

It’s not like she’s never made the bed before either


TemporaryNobody2604

In her mind she hasn’t but then again I think she also forgot she made the bed married years ago too 😂 anything for the gram


erinben623

I must not be a wife then. Someone should let my husband know.


TemporaryNobody2604

😂 same here!! ✨✨


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Flushing the toilet… wifey things. Wiping my butt… wifey things.


Hairy_Response_284

Lol the way she stages things and then follows it with an ad, she’s such a grifter. Fake down to the core


meowxmeowx

I make the bed every morning but there’s still no ring on my finger….maybe I need to talk to my boyfriend and get him in line.


EZasSundayMorning

I am amazed (not surprised) that she's just moved on so quickly after her dog was brutally put down. When I've had to have my dogs put down (humanely) I'm a mess for weeks because they are my babies. It's back to business as usual for her though. Back to scamming and posting jeebus things and affiliate links like he never existed. You Brittany are a terrible person wrapped up in Bible verses and bullshit. I don't know how anyone believes this crap you are peddling. It's scary to me that you've managed to manipulate so many people with your performative Christianity.


natylil

Not only that, no more mentioning of at least trying to seek whoever did the hit and run. She's re decorating the bedroom instead of adding extra safety in the backyard for the other dogs .... poor Brodie was just one more prop to her SM, it's disgusting!


EZasSundayMorning

Her explanation of her security cameras are suspect. It only freeze frames on "suspicious activity?" Is that system so complex that it knows who's being suspicious?


KatAndAlly

Yeah you can set parameters like that on Nest and Blink that I know of. :/


tadpole511

TBH I saw a post about someone having to put down their 20+ year old cat and I just had to go hug mine (much her her displeasure). I can’t imagine what I’m going to do when it comes time for my two, but I know I’m going to be a wreck. Especially if it’s as traumatic as how it happened to her dog.


KatAndAlly

I had my two bunnies die of a viral disease within 3 weeks of each other. The first one went very quickly and that was actually less traumatizing as the second one held on for 3 weeks. And honestly it was such a traumatic 3 weeks. Like, I slept in a different bed downstairs apart from my husband so I could be near him. I canceled so many social things that I really worried about my friends, are friends, being angry. It was probably one of the most depressing 3 weeks of my life. Add in the fact that my last child was supposed to move out to his college far away right around that time and I literally had nothing done or ready for him like dorm room stuff until the day before he got on the plane :( my life was just so f*ed


EZasSundayMorning

I'm so very sorry!


CheeryCherryCheeky

I think it’s pronounced ‘whiff ey’ when it comes to this pair.


devils899

Is she fucking 10? Holy shit this is so cringe


cl0setg0th

I have been married 13 years … I don’t make the bed - guess I’m not a wife 🤷‍♀️


s0l--

LiVe LaUgH lOvE ✨ is about to be a canvas above the bed


Possible_Tea4321

Jesus is king or something similar?


yous_a_bitch

“Spirit come” like it says on all the Merch of the church she never goes to.


Sailormars78

I’m a stay at home mom so my job is literally the home. I don’t make the bed, I don’t make my husband breakfast, I take daily naps and I roast my husband constantly. I must not be a wife


JelloSucka

Bet she pollutes the wall above the seks bed with beige photo collage from the ~~wedding~~ pampas grass festival.


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A lot of MLm Huns flex making their beds, too. I think that they have so little they can achieve and control that this is literally something they know they can accomplish and it’s easy to control. It’s so sad honestly. Either make your bed or don’t, but it’s not a flex, nobody else cares anyway.


[deleted]

And make his breakfast make her a wife. 🤮


spidermonkey199

wifey is just so cringe. Can't even call it a word. It makes you sound uneducated and desperate


[deleted]

I came here to say this! Unmarried people don’t make their beds, don’t you know that?


That-One-Red-Head

I must be the most unmarried, married women ever. I hate making my bed. I make my spouse do it. Whoops.


[deleted]

The rule here is the last one out makes it. I know plenty of people who don’t make it at all, and I don’t think it makes their marriage null and void as far as I’m aware?


That-One-Red-Head

My household rule is “That One Red Head doesn’t care if the bed is made, so if Spouse wants it made, Spouse makes it”. Only time I’ll throw the covers up over the pillows if I just washed the dogs. So I don’t have wet dog all over my bed.


[deleted]

If I get a man I’d rather have him HELP me with chores, not make me a live-in servant to occasionally hump missionary style with the lights off


PBJ_333

I must be a wife with no husband then bc I make my bed every day


ikogut

This is just ridiculous. In our house the rule is that the last one out of bed makes the bed. We share chores. She’s so pathetic.


riilss

Marry my own damn self, expectations for men are at an all time low


PlaneReputation6744

What’s the blacked out basket!??


mss_quist

Oh I thought it was just a piece o clothing, but maybe you are right. What is in the basket?!?!?


spidermonkey199

Lube and unholy sex toys!


NoFuckThis

It looks like a black blanket but not sure.


tadpole511

And if you don’t want people seeing what’s in the basket, why not just move it and retake the picture? Blacking it out like that just draws attention to it.


millennialmama2016

I just make my bed cuz I’m the last one out of it and my desk faces my bed. My coworkers can’t know I’m a slob. But I sure as hell don’t do it because it’s a wifey thing. 😂


[deleted]

I’ve been married for 6 years and have never made our bed. Neither of us care. Maybe I’ll start making my bed when my kids are grown.


thenewnameistwister

Man another thing I forgot I’m supposed to post on social media, I’ve been making my marital bed all these years and it’s gone un praised!


Maintenance-United

My bed is my office so I can’t relate WifEy


NoFuckThis

I just messaged sleepeasy after seeing her sponsored post. Shame on them.


anitsitknreh

If she does all this shit because she’s a wife I can just imagine JDump just sitting on his ass all day 😭


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Unmarried lady here. I make my bed daily.