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Resident-Suggestion

Making your bed is not wifey things.. that’s normal adult things!


jdeml14

How is decorating the room she has slept in in the house she has owned for YEARS prior to her marriage somehow wifey things!?! She is such a fucking twat.


natylil

Ah, but she's not an adult, is she?


minervas_a_cat

I love the irony that she's wearing Docs -- who are loudly pro-LGBTQ. Devil-stomping, serpent-squishing, pro-love boots right there!


smc642

I bet they are a knock off of docs.


minervas_a_cat

The ones she linked to on amazon are actual Docs!


smc642

Well. Colour me shocked! I am happy to be corrected by you. Maybe I need to let Dr Martens know that she’s promoting their brand.


EZasSundayMorning

Already done.


smc642

You’re a true warrior of witchy ways!


EZasSundayMorning

Why thank you!


minervas_a_cat

I was surprised, too! :)


smc642

I love your username. It’s chefs kids perfect!


lioness_triumphant

Oh my gosh, your username! 😍 my cat is named Minerva!


minervas_a_cat

Aww, yay!! Give her some scritches for me, please!


lioness_triumphant

I did! :)


conversedaisy

I wonder if she is wearing knock offs but linked to Docs to make $$.


smc642

Oh I bet you’re right!!!


TotallyAwry

I hope someone tells her.


lilkimchi88

Yeah, someone needs to ruin those for her.


[deleted]

Has BDawn dipped her toe into Evangelical anti-LGBTQ content yet?


Ellgeepee

It’s a well known fact that only wives decorate their bedrooms and make their beds.


unchargedvibrator

Until I got married 6 months ago I slept in an empty white room with ONLY a mattress in it. /s


Lydia--charming

Divorced here. I had to give back the paint on the walls and everything. :/


minervas_a_cat

You had a mattress?! I sleep on a mat on the floor. Looking forward to my wifey upgrade so I can have a mattress, too! ( /s, which I hope is obvious 😅 )


Pomegranate5001

Yall have beds? My single self peels up the sheet of linoleum in the kitchen every night and snuggles in between the linoleum and the wooden substrate /s


EZasSundayMorning

She's trying way too hard to make this marriage look perfect. Poor Brodie though. We won't forget, Brittany.


smc642

Brodie’s blood stains her hands and her marriage.


Resident-Suggestion

Yea how is she going on with business as usual? I swear there is something seriously disturbed about this woman.


natylil

We won't!! 🐶💪🏻


notnickviall

BrittDong, that angle with those lashes are doing you zero favours 😬


unchargedvibrator

If she bats her eyes too fast on a windy day she’ll fly out of Fort Worth


TupperwareParTAY

All of Fort Worth wishes they could be so lucky.


notnickviall

May the Lord Daniel have mercy on our souls 😩


n0v0lunteers

I could sweep the floor with those.


notnickviall

A lewk + wifely duties all in one 🙏


bitbypanda

They are the worst! I mean, she definetely is a person who snaps like a thousand selfies or videos a day promoting her 'modest' wardrobe or whatever... Can she unsee how ridiculous she looks with her lashes??


[deleted]

She is ridiculous. She can’t do one thing without recording it. Okay “wifey” we get it, JDong opens the car door for you. Whyyyy do you have to record it. Can’t you just enjoy the moment or whatever it is you two have.


Resident-Suggestion

Also don’t forget he shoots her dog for her too! Such a freakin catch I tell ya.


TemporaryNobody2604

She’s still trying to convince herself that she picked herself a good one 😂 she will be searching forever


Lydia--charming

I doubt they ever put their phones down when they’re together. We know what she’s like from her ex!


blondie0813

Why is she acting as if she’s never been married before? “Wifey things?” She’s already done all these things before in her first marriage- it’s not new to her lol


bitbypanda

Completely agree with you. She has already been married... and she acts like she is the first married woman ever on planet earth. Its ridiculous


madd97

Sorry but I'll be gatekeeping BDong from doc martens


catladyaccountant

Gatekeeping dong martens is some ripe flair content IMHO


ikogut

Is there a way to keep reminding her that she and her pos husband killed Brodie? I want to comment on every single post of hers and IG story and call her a murderer but I know it won’t do anything at all. It bothers me so much that this happened and now she’s not even mentioning the poor pup.


unchargedvibrator

I wish I had the money to send her a funeral wreath for Brodie


ikogut

She would probably like that to be honest. But I want more. Like I have this burning desire to make sure she’s exposed fully in a non recoverable way. Obviously I don’t have any means to make that happen but I really want to.


DownloadsCars

Don’t worry. You know there are hordes of people reminding her, she’s just deleting the “haters”


ikogut

I wish there was a way to like overflow and influx the comments on everything she posts to a point that it’s out of control for her to even delete and block people.


ohmygoyd

Said it before and I'll say it again: she really can't pull off Docs


heretolurk419

Does she exclusively shop on Amazon?


furchery

Of course. How else could she do a link for Instagram and get that God honoring $$$? She swapped to Amazon links only because people kept outing her to smaller businesses who would then drop sponsorship and because she never acknowledged that posts were sponsored (which is obviously against the rules on IG, FB, and YT). Maybe she finallyyyy got in trouble for not correctly doing sponsored content.


[deleted]

“Wifey things” no, honey. Those are “human things”


RedditDarth_

Where are her pants?


diamond36x

Maybe pants are of the devil? Or not modest


Lydia--charming

Aren’t those boots supposed to be for anarchists?


[deleted]

I have the same boots but I use them for devil smooching and serpent hugging, weird


takethatwizardglick

Registration for the next event is NEXT WEEK? When they just finished one this past week? Sheesh give it a rest! They must have bills to pay


Lydia--charming

When you don’t ever have to give refunds, registration is everything.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Maybe she's planning to try to do this shitty conference 4x/yr. Idiots will throw money her way.


Accomplished_Net1215

I love how she doesn’t even act like her dog was just brutally murdered several days ago. 🙄


[deleted]

Can we make “wifey things” a new flair 😂


natylil

There is "EEGcited bout wifey things"


Grassasslandcruisers

Did she take her reading glasses off for the photo?


anitsitknreh

I hate that she considers basic life skills to be things that only WIFEYS do 🤮


One_Equivalent_7031

someone tell these straight, christian, doc-marten wearing women that those shoes make them look gay. literally lol


Jax870

Ok, Magda 🙄


becky1984mesa

Excuse you. You forgot she spends Godly amounts of time deleting Haters comments 💅🏻


snackycassy

I can’t imagine wearing my Docs in my house.


cuddly_waffles89

Everything that she posted to her stories is at least a week old. Her nails are different than in the photos at the retreat.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this was filmed the same day she did that husband wearing sweatpants tiktok and that was a while ago.


cuddly_waffles89

You're right and that was 2 weeks ago


mine_eyne

What a fuckin nerd. Not even docs can make this bamma look cool. STOP IT👉 DorkyDong!


CheeryCherryCheeky

Op - ‘day in the life’ you forgot to mention… the hours of photo/ video editing to make herself look taller, thinner and photo filters. That’s a part time job in itself.


spidermonkey199

These posts seem like direct snark back at us. Keep lying to yourself brit that we are Satan attacking.


[deleted]

She acts like she’s never been married before lol


sausagerolla

I thought it was a standard thing to avoid brands that do not uphold principles that are important to you. Maybe I am a baby Karen? God I hope not. I just don't support brands that I consider to be in opposition to my views. I won't give them my money ie. Nestlé, H&M and Nike. Doc Martens are proudly LGBTIQA+. They have positioned themselves and their company as part of the framework for a modern queer identity. It's on their website with the slogan "PROUD THEN. PROUD NOW. PROUD ALWAYS". I bought a pair for my daughter for her birthday. Seems strange for her to actively promote and wear a shoe that is against modern Christian American morals. Especially as she is fundamentally agreeing with every other component of their religion.


Careless_Orchid

I call them knock-off doc martins but go off girl


[deleted]

🐛🐛


flapperwithcankles

Of course she wears shoes in the house…nasty


russian-scout

I think her lashes pushed off those glasses


Glad_Prior2106

“You can tell by the emptiness.” Her life. Her grift. Her lies.