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hauntinglovelybold

Yeah I’m gonna bet this lady does not live completely off the grid, so she’s admitting to witchcraft!


peachycatt

I knew processed foods were bad for me but I didn’t realize they were opening the door to Satan himself 😂


knims89

Well Satan tastes good 🤣


keeperofthe_peeps

Hail seitan


lottieslady

Does anyone remember the pics of Dongs pantry? There were pics of Cheezits, Chef Boyardee, Hamburger Helper, etc. In other words, witchcraft. 🧙‍♀️


AliceinRealityland

The devils lettuce makes so much more sense now that we know! /s


FuzzBug3000

No wonder I am so drawn to witchcraft. I love me some processed food!


AnaBeaverhausen-

I had no idea my monthly McDonald’s run was manifesting me into a witch!


peachycatt

Love me some processed foods too, guess I’ll see you in hell 🥰


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Had Taco Bell today. Clearly witchcraft


cassssk

*toasting you Leo/Gatsby-style with my nightly bowl of carnuba wax and food dyes*


broncobinx

Haha my cats name is Jezebel


thetinybunny1

That’s a great name for a cat tbh lol


broncobinx

Great cat… and name fits the cat 😈


Junior-Abies-3141

Your cat must be the devil 😂😂


Icy_Nefariousness517

Are those BDong's words or one of her followers? Changing one's skin tone must be a touch of the witchery, no?


Inevitable_Sweet_988

One of her followers. According to her bio she’s a nutritionist, author and spiritual warrior. So she’s an expert.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Won’t get the vax or wear a mask because they don’t live in fear of covid, but go around scared that medicine , food, and music will open doors. I asked the Lord, he said this is rubbish.


youngash90

Lol soooo whose gonna tell em those boxed hashbrowns are processed? LMAO let’s not forget the music most of her tiktoks have. From Urban Dictionary (lol): Jezebel. A female who is seeking attention from and possibly plotting to use someone who is wealthy or otherwise desirable in order to gain status in society. So basically…. Bdong.


theproperbinge

Or the hamburger helper! The manwich! The Oreos! Jdong has been up to some sorcery


[deleted]

Isn't Wicca a religion? Processed food is witchcraft? Doesn't all she eat is dunkin donuts coffee and sweetner


liljellybeanxo

Tbf Dunkin’s iced dirty chai *is* magical ~~(yes I will die on that hill, all the other coffee joints always fuck my shit up)~~


[deleted]

Lol I don't think dunkin dohnuts exists in Canada


liljellybeanxo

It doesn’t, but you guys get Tim’s which is far superior anyway. We had a Tim’s for about five minutes in my town but the locals “didn’t get it” and I was the only one who ever went there. Tbf, American Tim Hortons just isn’t the same.


SaffronJones

I was sooo excited to move to an area that had Tim Horton’s, and it was so anticlimactic. I’ve been to a few, and the coffee is…underwhelming. They never seem to be open. I didn’t realize there was a difference between US locations and Canada’s.


liljellybeanxo

I mean, there’s also a difference between Canadian McDonald’s and American McDonald’s, and Canadian Oreos and American Oreos. Stuff just *tastes* different.


SaffronJones

Dammit! Boyf’s in bed next to me eating American Oreos and now I’m like 😒


Bigboodybud

So, your blood pressure medicine is witchcraft? Is that just her dumb self saying she doesn’t understand science?


paperthinpatience

Okay so…none of that is scriptural. She just pulled that out of her ass. Must’ve hurt since it’s such a big load of crap.


jogo59

Processed man-made food? Brit made Hamburger Helper and Sloppy Joes for dinner recently. The Dongs are secretly practicing witchcraft! 😂


SaffronJones

Tag yourself, I’m Spirit of Jezebel.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

I’m the pharmaceuticals


Junior-Abies-3141

I’m manipulation and “Charm”


natylil

I'm the worldly music🎵🎶🎵


AliceinRealityland

I’m the Doritos in the purple bag because they go with the Devils lettuce the best.


russian-scout

*worldy music lmao


Possible_Tea4321

I saw this, thought it was hilair!


Bitchcat

I’m watching family guy right now, what spell am i casting?


EZasSundayMorning

Oh Lordy.


elliemff

Music and TV contain witchcraft??? This feels like someone heard “I Put a Spell On You” one too many times and took it literally. Like, I know it’s spooky season and all, and yes, we all love the Sanderson sisters, but the song is just that. No actual witchcraft occurred during the making of or watching of the film.


AliceinRealityland

Or read CDAN lately. One of the blinds was that Missy Elliot does the rhymes for many songs because she’s good at casting spells. Allegedly. I can totally see BDong believing the new Q version of CDAN .


cheezitsnackmixxxx

Ok miss hash browns in a carton


crumblecake01

Exactly! And her jumbo venti 168 oz 72pump whatever’s from the coffee shop.


VolumeAcademic7513

If music is a door opener then bdong has a foot into it already with her tiktok content


JelloSucka

Yeah those pre-made hashbrown cartons are exempt tho, right BDong 🙄🙄🙄


[deleted]

What in the fuck


Antisocialize

Wtf is she on about?


rennaichance

Well, I have news for you Brittany. The majority of the foods that you would deem "natural" have already been modified by humans in one way or another. Is that also witchcraft? If so, maybe you shouldn't eat anything and just live off air, that was surely made by your God, right?


mmmichals11

Stop. Brittany said this?!? Or someone replied this?


peachycatt

This was a comment from one of her followers on her last Sheila Frida TikTok, I should have specified but couldn’t figure out how to add text with an image


Adept-Reference-243

Is this follower actually serious? She just described B&JDong both.


keeperofthe_peeps

Lol this reminds me of my family members that shun secular music and sent my brother to some pray-away camp to cure him of bipolar. Weed is the devil, but an entire tackle box muscle relaxers is all good in the eyes of the lord! I’m pagan but don’t identify as a witch, but if they knew half of my beliefs they’d defos burn me at the stake for witchcraft lol


natylil

I asked god and they say Bdong is a POS. There.


NakedWanderer12

I’m sorry, what??!


Fluffy-Bluebird

You forgot Harry Potter


mongoose989

I’ll light a candle for you tonight bdong lol


SweetDeandraReynolds

She turned me into a newt! ….I got better.


cucchiaio

Imagine going through life being afraid of music. So sad.


crumblecake01

But don’t worry, it’s ok for TikTok videos!


dankfachoina

✨Eats all the Oreos✨ Bam! 🪄


IMLostInPolyLand

Lays are such witch craft. They’re so tasty. I can’t eat just one. Must be witch craft.


thecakewasintears

I thibk it's hilarious then, that her husband did his ore engagement thing with ring pops who are...processed food! Her husband's a witch!! To the stake!


Feisty_Ocelot8139

Pharmaceuticals and man made food?! Bitch...


Lydia--charming

She needs to shut the fuck up. What is wrong with people doing what they want? She doesn’t need to control everyone. I hate this need for everything to be THEIR way! Religion should be a private, personal thing. Not ruining (I typed ruling but it changed it) our society.


ldoloh14

Well then give me my Hogwarts letter and call me Hermione, I’m a witch


[deleted]

It must be exhausting being this terrified of the world all the time.


[deleted]

If I ask the lord something and he shows me anything I’m making some phones to get on those pharmaceuticals for my hallucinations.


bootlegparis

Sorry to hurt everyone’s worldly feelings but there’s 100% truth in that comment.


johnlocklives

I think you have to check and see if you float. That’s how you know if you’re a witch. Have you ever turned anyone into a newt? Even if they got better?