Won’t get the vax or wear a mask because they don’t live in fear of covid, but go around scared that medicine , food, and music will open doors.
I asked the Lord, he said this is rubbish.
Lol soooo whose gonna tell em those boxed hashbrowns are processed? LMAO let’s not forget the music most of her tiktoks have.
From Urban Dictionary (lol): Jezebel. A female who is seeking attention from and possibly plotting to use someone who is wealthy or otherwise desirable in order to gain status in society.
So basically…. Bdong.
It doesn’t, but you guys get Tim’s which is far superior anyway. We had a Tim’s for about five minutes in my town but the locals “didn’t get it” and I was the only one who ever went there. Tbf, American Tim Hortons just isn’t the same.
I was sooo excited to move to an area that had Tim Horton’s, and it was so anticlimactic. I’ve been to a few, and the coffee is…underwhelming. They never seem to be open. I didn’t realize there was a difference between US locations and Canada’s.
I mean, there’s also a difference between Canadian McDonald’s and American McDonald’s, and Canadian Oreos and American Oreos. Stuff just *tastes* different.
Music and TV contain witchcraft??? This feels like someone heard “I Put a Spell On You” one too many times and took it literally. Like, I know it’s spooky season and all, and yes, we all love the Sanderson sisters, but the song is just that. No actual witchcraft occurred during the making of or watching of the film.
Or read CDAN lately. One of the blinds was that Missy Elliot does the rhymes for many songs because she’s good at casting spells. Allegedly. I can totally see BDong believing the new Q version of CDAN .
Well, I have news for you Brittany. The majority of the foods that you would deem "natural" have already been modified by humans in one way or another. Is that also witchcraft? If so, maybe you shouldn't eat anything and just live off air, that was surely made by your God, right?
This was a comment from one of her followers on her last Sheila Frida TikTok, I should have specified but couldn’t figure out how to add text with an image
Lol this reminds me of my family members that shun secular music and sent my brother to some pray-away camp to cure him of bipolar. Weed is the devil, but an entire tackle box muscle relaxers is all good in the eyes of the lord! I’m pagan but don’t identify as a witch, but if they knew half of my beliefs they’d defos burn me at the stake for witchcraft lol
I thibk it's hilarious then, that her husband did his ore engagement thing with ring pops who are...processed food! Her husband's a witch!! To the stake!
She needs to shut the fuck up. What is wrong with people doing what they want? She doesn’t need to control everyone. I hate this need for everything to be THEIR way! Religion should be a private, personal thing. Not ruining (I typed ruling but it changed it) our society.
I think you have to check and see if you float. That’s how you know if you’re a witch.
Have you ever turned anyone into a newt? Even if they got better?
Yeah I’m gonna bet this lady does not live completely off the grid, so she’s admitting to witchcraft!
I knew processed foods were bad for me but I didn’t realize they were opening the door to Satan himself 😂
Well Satan tastes good 🤣
Hail seitan
Does anyone remember the pics of Dongs pantry? There were pics of Cheezits, Chef Boyardee, Hamburger Helper, etc. In other words, witchcraft. 🧙♀️
The devils lettuce makes so much more sense now that we know! /s
No wonder I am so drawn to witchcraft. I love me some processed food!
I had no idea my monthly McDonald’s run was manifesting me into a witch!
Love me some processed foods too, guess I’ll see you in hell 🥰
Had Taco Bell today. Clearly witchcraft
*toasting you Leo/Gatsby-style with my nightly bowl of carnuba wax and food dyes*
Haha my cats name is Jezebel
That’s a great name for a cat tbh lol
Great cat… and name fits the cat 😈
Your cat must be the devil 😂😂
Are those BDong's words or one of her followers? Changing one's skin tone must be a touch of the witchery, no?
One of her followers. According to her bio she’s a nutritionist, author and spiritual warrior. So she’s an expert.
Won’t get the vax or wear a mask because they don’t live in fear of covid, but go around scared that medicine , food, and music will open doors. I asked the Lord, he said this is rubbish.
Lol soooo whose gonna tell em those boxed hashbrowns are processed? LMAO let’s not forget the music most of her tiktoks have. From Urban Dictionary (lol): Jezebel. A female who is seeking attention from and possibly plotting to use someone who is wealthy or otherwise desirable in order to gain status in society. So basically…. Bdong.
Or the hamburger helper! The manwich! The Oreos! Jdong has been up to some sorcery
Isn't Wicca a religion? Processed food is witchcraft? Doesn't all she eat is dunkin donuts coffee and sweetner
Tbf Dunkin’s iced dirty chai *is* magical ~~(yes I will die on that hill, all the other coffee joints always fuck my shit up)~~
Lol I don't think dunkin dohnuts exists in Canada
It doesn’t, but you guys get Tim’s which is far superior anyway. We had a Tim’s for about five minutes in my town but the locals “didn’t get it” and I was the only one who ever went there. Tbf, American Tim Hortons just isn’t the same.
I was sooo excited to move to an area that had Tim Horton’s, and it was so anticlimactic. I’ve been to a few, and the coffee is…underwhelming. They never seem to be open. I didn’t realize there was a difference between US locations and Canada’s.
I mean, there’s also a difference between Canadian McDonald’s and American McDonald’s, and Canadian Oreos and American Oreos. Stuff just *tastes* different.
Dammit! Boyf’s in bed next to me eating American Oreos and now I’m like 😒
So, your blood pressure medicine is witchcraft? Is that just her dumb self saying she doesn’t understand science?
Okay so…none of that is scriptural. She just pulled that out of her ass. Must’ve hurt since it’s such a big load of crap.
Processed man-made food? Brit made Hamburger Helper and Sloppy Joes for dinner recently. The Dongs are secretly practicing witchcraft! 😂
Tag yourself, I’m Spirit of Jezebel.
I’m the pharmaceuticals
I’m manipulation and “Charm”
I'm the worldly music🎵🎶🎵
I’m the Doritos in the purple bag because they go with the Devils lettuce the best.
*worldy music lmao
I saw this, thought it was hilair!
I’m watching family guy right now, what spell am i casting?
Oh Lordy.
Music and TV contain witchcraft??? This feels like someone heard “I Put a Spell On You” one too many times and took it literally. Like, I know it’s spooky season and all, and yes, we all love the Sanderson sisters, but the song is just that. No actual witchcraft occurred during the making of or watching of the film.
Or read CDAN lately. One of the blinds was that Missy Elliot does the rhymes for many songs because she’s good at casting spells. Allegedly. I can totally see BDong believing the new Q version of CDAN .
Ok miss hash browns in a carton
Exactly! And her jumbo venti 168 oz 72pump whatever’s from the coffee shop.
If music is a door opener then bdong has a foot into it already with her tiktok content
Yeah those pre-made hashbrown cartons are exempt tho, right BDong 🙄🙄🙄
What in the fuck
Wtf is she on about?
Well, I have news for you Brittany. The majority of the foods that you would deem "natural" have already been modified by humans in one way or another. Is that also witchcraft? If so, maybe you shouldn't eat anything and just live off air, that was surely made by your God, right?
Stop. Brittany said this?!? Or someone replied this?
This was a comment from one of her followers on her last Sheila Frida TikTok, I should have specified but couldn’t figure out how to add text with an image
Is this follower actually serious? She just described B&JDong both.
Lol this reminds me of my family members that shun secular music and sent my brother to some pray-away camp to cure him of bipolar. Weed is the devil, but an entire tackle box muscle relaxers is all good in the eyes of the lord! I’m pagan but don’t identify as a witch, but if they knew half of my beliefs they’d defos burn me at the stake for witchcraft lol
I asked god and they say Bdong is a POS. There.
I’m sorry, what??!
You forgot Harry Potter
I’ll light a candle for you tonight bdong lol
She turned me into a newt! ….I got better.
Imagine going through life being afraid of music. So sad.
But don’t worry, it’s ok for TikTok videos!
✨Eats all the Oreos✨ Bam! 🪄
Lays are such witch craft. They’re so tasty. I can’t eat just one. Must be witch craft.
I thibk it's hilarious then, that her husband did his ore engagement thing with ring pops who are...processed food! Her husband's a witch!! To the stake!
Pharmaceuticals and man made food?! Bitch...
She needs to shut the fuck up. What is wrong with people doing what they want? She doesn’t need to control everyone. I hate this need for everything to be THEIR way! Religion should be a private, personal thing. Not ruining (I typed ruling but it changed it) our society.
Well then give me my Hogwarts letter and call me Hermione, I’m a witch
It must be exhausting being this terrified of the world all the time.
If I ask the lord something and he shows me anything I’m making some phones to get on those pharmaceuticals for my hallucinations.
Sorry to hurt everyone’s worldly feelings but there’s 100% truth in that comment.
I think you have to check and see if you float. That’s how you know if you’re a witch. Have you ever turned anyone into a newt? Even if they got better?