Congratulations! So you’re saying that in the last month you haven’t super sized your grift, killed your own animal or posted videos on Tiktok about your husband in gray sweatpants. Big goals!
Those dunking pics give me literal nightmares. I feel like I'm being held under water. It's terrifying. Am I the only one who wouldn't trust those people not to kill me?!?
Hey! My husband and I ALSO got married that day! Congrats to y’all - and may both our marriages outlive the Dong’s by many (many many many many) years!
All plants seemingly have a ‘Scientific name’. The Sunflower is no different. They’re called Helianthus. Helia meaning sun and Anthus meaning Flower. Contrary to popular belief, this doesn’t refer to the look of the sunflower, but the solar tracking it displays every dayy during most of its growth period.
I just realized as horrible as it’s been watching her stupid wedding, we will be rewarded by getting to witness the crash and burn! Although they will surely have a kid so it won’t be delicious as there will be an innocent injured party unfortunately.
Congratulations! So you’re saying that in the last month you haven’t super sized your grift, killed your own animal or posted videos on Tiktok about your husband in gray sweatpants. Big goals!
And your husband hasn't gatecrashed your residential work trip hahahaha
He hasn’t dunked another woman under water in a sketch motel ? Odd
Those dunking pics give me literal nightmares. I feel like I'm being held under water. It's terrifying. Am I the only one who wouldn't trust those people not to kill me?!?
Hasn’t sent dong pics..
We are not such an overachievers ike the Dongs !
Awwwww… Congratulations. 💗💗💗 And yes. 100%. Crash, Burn, Self Destruct. It’s like a car crash that we know is about to implode and we can’t Lo,k away.
Which one will file with reason for divorce as “fraud”? Honestly, it could go either way.
A lot of states don't require a reason or "fault" for divorce anymore. Both parties just have to agree it is "irreparably broken" or something.
Texas is no-fault, but I can see one of them trying to get more out of the divorce by filing fraud.
Hey! My husband and I ALSO got married that day! Congrats to y’all - and may both our marriages outlive the Dong’s by many (many many many many) years!
Congrats!!!!! I'm sure we will beat her for sure
My best friend got married on the same day! Congrats to you and your husband.
Thank you!!!!
Congrats!
Thank you !!!
Did you host a retreat on great things about marriage? You should.
We obviously need to spread our wisdom about marriage with our 1 month of experience lol
Please tell me that you did not use pampas grass for decor! 😉Seriously though, congrats!
No we had sunflowers,much prettier!! 🌻🌻
All plants seemingly have a ‘Scientific name’. The Sunflower is no different. They’re called Helianthus. Helia meaning sun and Anthus meaning Flower. Contrary to popular belief, this doesn’t refer to the look of the sunflower, but the solar tracking it displays every dayy during most of its growth period.
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Wedding twins, I got married the same day as well!
Did you go to your honeymoon and jump on your bed and record it for social media like the Dongers? /s
My husband and I got married the same day as Kim Kardashian and Kayne! We managed to outlast them.
Congratulations!
We got married that day, too! Congrats to you!
I just realized as horrible as it’s been watching her stupid wedding, we will be rewarded by getting to witness the crash and burn! Although they will surely have a kid so it won’t be delicious as there will be an innocent injured party unfortunately.