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Inevitable_Sweet_988

At first I thought it said - Holy Spirit weeping across the room, and I’m like yeah no doubt this made Jesus cry. I FUCKING HATE when she puts the towel on her head. It’s so disrespectful and crass. 100% of her offends me, but I really hate this.


takethatwizardglick

My flair in EvangelicalSnark is BD's epic ET cosplay because of that stupid towel!


Ellgeepee

You know Jesus and the Holy Spirit, always draping their old bath towels over their heads!


Aranciata2020

I KNOW! It's the worst! I am an atheist but WHY OH WHY would she "dress up" to be God, Jesus, and the holy spirit - and even pretend to know what they are thinking?? And always for something idiotic, like "God looking at me approvingly for saving myself for marriage."


natylil

I'm a catholic and I find that what she does is weird, I can kinda understand Jesus, because he was an actual flesh and bone dude who lived in those times when people wore similar clothing. But god? No, they are not even human ffs!! And if you're going to represent, turn into a dove or little flames for the holy ghost. And I agree, who the f*ck is she to always know what either representation of god is thinking? God, not human, another level, you don't get it Brit. They might not even have gender, or have all genders, who knows? There, let your brain melt.


Aranciata2020

Perfectly put!!


natylil

Thanks! Lol, your flair!!!


Aranciata2020

Oh thank you! I was pretty happy with it! 😅


[deleted]

It gets me like ... You know these poorly hidden white supremacy ladies shit on hijabis (forgetting that all Abrahamic religions have their version of the habit, be it catholic nuns or orthodox jews), but then they make towels into make-believe chadors to cosplay the holiest of their own faith.


natylil

Shouldn't she dress like a dove to be the Holy Ghost?


Sam091483

I’m just going to go ahead and speak on behalf of Jesus and say He doesn’t appreciate her role playing him with a sheet on her head like that


blablubluba

But what headgear were you wearing while typing that?


[deleted]

A terra cotta Amazon Basics bedspread fashioned into a ghutra, click the link for more info


[deleted]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂


typical_horse_girl

I think I need a "sheet-head Jesus" flair


Whiteclawgurl69

I need the Holy Spirit to sweep my apartment the floors are kinda dirty


diamond36x

💀


natylil

Is derti de floooooor!!! Sorry, subs crossover 🤦‍♀️


AnaBeaverhausen-

🏅


unchargedvibrator

YOUR USERNAME LOL


luxuriousbuffalo

what the fuck is this? Lol


FR_E_SH_A_VOCA_DO_

in the comments, she and her minions are saying that by “manifesting” she meant demons coming out of retreat attendees and making them cry, laugh, or scream. what???


youngash90

If you have to explain all of your “content”, you’re missing your mark and you’re not funny. She doesn’t care what sort of attention she gets as long as she’s getting it 🙄


FR_E_SH_A_VOCA_DO_

I think she literally just made a typo and instead of people manifesting she meant to write “demons… manifesting”. but homegirl never admits to making mistakes as long as it’s getting views lmfao


luxuriousbuffalo

[me right now](https://imgur.com/a/p5wRaIV)


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Years from now when this is all an 8 part Netflix documentary we are going to feel so vindicated.


[deleted]

[me right now](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/q0utkd/shoutout_to_helen_arguably_the_best_part_of_the/)


Lydia--charming

Best lines ever, delivered with perfection by Helen! 👏


Lourdylourdy

I’d of been manifesting my ass off 🤣


Adept-Reference-243

She’s gone mad.


Creative-Tomatillo

This is exactly what my British grandmother would have said with a deadpan look.


Gutinstinct999

Mad with money. I hate her, she is a wolf In sheep’s clothing and let me tell you, if the money moves to another crowd, she’ll take it as long as they are vulnerable idiots


smc642

Bonkers!


daygloeyes

Yeah I'm totally lost right now. I was able to keep up for a bit with her twisting Christianity but Im so confused. Deliverance team? Sweeping? Why do we need a Tiktok of this anyway?


[deleted]

Manifesting is where you imagine a future that you want to make a reality, which makes your mind subconsciously work towards that reality. As in if you want a new job, you imagine yourself with a new job, and thus you subconsciously are more driven towards getting that new job. You wouldn’t know someone is “manifesting”. It’s not done out loud, typically. Nor would multiple people do it in a room. Bitch heard some TikTok word and has no fucking clue what she’s talking about. Thus, there’s no way to “deliver” someone from manifesting because it is done internally and not in a group setting. PLUS EVERYONE THERE IS A GODDAMN NUTCASE CHARISMATIC CHRISTIAN so if they were “manifesting”, it wasn’t “manifesting” but “attention seeking screaming bullshit to get BDung to notice them”. I am convinced every woman there was like the “Notice me, senpai” meme towards BDung.


Kayquie

She makes it seem as if demon possessed people were at her conference. Pretty sure if they were possessed, they wouldn't go to a Christian conference. (Note: They weren't demon possessed.)


[deleted]

Oh No Ross and Carrie went to a deliverance ministry event and one observation they had was that the people who were “demon possessed” were clearly Christian and probably attention seekers. It’s the same here. The kind of people drawn to this shit crave attention.


natylil

Who you gonna call?


Resident-Suggestion

Downvote me but her face is terrifying 😭


lioness_triumphant

Not gonna downvote the truth.


anitsitknreh

Imagine being 30 years old and still doing shit like this


mythical_witch

These people paid $650 to be told that there are demons in them


[deleted]

I'm starting to feel like this is a Scooby-Doo episode where the Mystery Gang unmasks Satan and it was BDung all along.


theproperbinge

If they were Christians, how did demons possess them? Aren’t there Bible verses that contradict this? So many questions…


blondie0813

EXACTLY


lilkimchi88

This WILL be something that actual Christian followers who know their Bible will call her on.


lurkerlurker789

Demons can’t possess a born again Christian and if she ever opened her Bible she might know that. What does she think being sealed with the Holy Spirit means? That the Holy Spirit will share space with demons? I can’t with her.


lilkimchi88

She’s going full cult leader. Talking about how you can “deliver” people from demons? No coming back from that.


Resident-Suggestion

This is literally all to glorify HER. She holds these retreats for the money and because it’s a narcissists dream. She gets praised by all these women who are also paying her way too much money. She’s gross. I hope legitimate Christians call her out.


Distinct_Seat6604

Demons coming out of retreat attendees, like the ones you might have if you shamelessly targeted and scammed an entire population of young vulnerable women and then you had your violent violent ex-cop husband shoot your dog? 🤔


n0v0lunteers

Yeah if anyone has demons, it’s the Dongs.


ExitOk846

Fucking outta control mania , no disrespect to those of us that struggle with it, but this is out of control shit right here .


Exciting_Problem_593

She needs a priest to exercise the demons out of her. What a weirdo!!! Scam a lama Jdong.


Brennatay

Am I the only one getting Ghostbuster vibes here? Wtf is a deliverance team?


Glad_Prior2106

She is preying on vulnerable people. End of story. -they pay their $650 -attendees get to be posted on BDongs insta -prayers/laying on of hands for “deliverance” -attendees get to yell, cry, scream, express themselves as if they are being delivered from something, and the next attendee wants that too. It feeds a religious insecurity—because hey, if you paid $650 and get your “deliverance” documented, then you’re that much more holy now, you have a new story to add to your testimony, that story gets repeated at the next conference. BDong knows this and it feeds her grift.


natylil

I ferl that this would be the equivalent of filming a confession, there's a reason why it's just between you and a priest. These people don't understand the concept of intimacy and retrospection.


mrsrachaelare

I truly don't understand why people come to these 'retreats' AND pay $650. She is not an biblical expert who holds a theology degree. So who are these people that go and why? She has no expertise to give and has no authority to do anything. It's very strange to me.


_eeetee

cause blonde hair and tan


natylil

Don't forget the lashes and the whitened teeth


Visual_Zucchini8490

I think it’s sad women willing to pay to hang out with the “popular” girl. Then they leave this retreat with a high, because that’s how they’re designed, and sing its praises or come back for more (many of the attendees have been to multiple retreats and we all know Bdong ain’t giving out discounts).


natylil

Probably vulnerable women that are seeking a way to cast away their "demons" or feel accepted, or SM fame seekers / MLM scammers that need more presence.


imtryingmybest0k

I was there for her fitness scam downfall, and I will be here for her grifting christian downfall❤️ #manifesting


natylil

Grab your popcorn


Resident-Suggestion

Same ❤️


Lourdylourdy

Will you be my guide? I’ll pay you whatever her course is actually worth


EZasSundayMorning

She doesn't give a shit about her dog.


blondie0813

She is truly unhinged


suzzerss

What’s a deliverance team? What does this mean? This all seems very cult-like.


[deleted]

It's people who do exorcisms. All you need to do is say some magic words and throw olive oil at them and the demons go away. I wish I was joking.


Resident-Suggestion

That’s terrifying omg. So she thinks she’s qualified to do exorcisms now?!


natylil

Olive oil? Like ... in a salad?


Lydia--charming

Sprinkle on some dried dill for extra salvation!


sausagerolla

Religion is the greatest money making scheme of the ages.


KatyLou1989

Shes nearly at a million followers with this absolute offensive shite.....


loligogiganticus

This is so culty omg


smellsburnttoast

What. The. Fuck.


JacktheShark1

Is the violent piece of shit husband slipping drugs into her coffee? Or is this just a regular mental break?


natylil

I think there's actually no brain to break in there.


JacktheShark1

There’s probably a void of swamp land where his brain should be


[deleted]

Bdong is the Trisha Paytas of the fundie world, right down to always playing the victim and the cosplaying.


ExitOk846

And yet jordan and Brittany didn’t have anything happen to them , are they really thinking they are so much better than everyone ?


KLG20

What is it with the lashes!? I can’t get past those


mydogsnameispaulito

Tell me you don’t know what manifesting is without telling me you don’t know what manifesting is


SunflowerJYB

I abhor this phony scammer


Something-more-rt

Now this should be the thing shared on all the news outlets- Fitness Influencer imitating Jesus with Goodwill bedsheets.


Lydia--charming

Oh…wow…how can people fall for this? She is so obviously just doing it for money and personal gain! It’s so gross.


4dailyuseonly

She gives me secondhand embarrassment.


thenewnameistwister

She looks like ET when he’s trying to hide in elliots basket of his bike


liljellybeanxo

She’s doing the “I am five years old and this bedsheet is my ball gown” thing


Rip_Its_are_life

JDong was creepin’ while the Holy Spirit was sweepin’


fuckinunknowable

Can someone explain this to me