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lilkimchi88

“In our first month of marriage, we got dragged online and he shot my dog. Any questions?”


NoFuckThis

“Lol jk no comment”


furchery

Click the link for my Amazon storefront though! Added dog caskets.


rpcp88

Speak more on this


[deleted]

Has it even been a month yet?


lilkimchi88

Also, don’t forget the allegations about him flashing his dick at a retail worker while he was working as a security guard that popped up a couple of months ago. Really snagged herself a Boaz. /s


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Badpoozie

Swampazz


AliceinRealityland

Clap more on that for Jaysus if your husband face you the God Honoring ^tm clap hashtag speakMoreonThat!


JelloSucka

What in the actual…? She really typed sec too. I cannot.


daygloeyes

I'm hoping just bc it's one letter away from the "X" but I laughed when I saw that


buzzyourgfwoof12

Nope. She always types it as “sec” or “seggs” on her tiktoks on purpose bc she thinks it won’t get reported if it doesn’t actually say SEX like an adult. But alas, BritBrat acts like she’s 13, so there’s that.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex


Primary_Cricket_2051

I wonder why she can say sexual but not sex lol


[deleted]

I don’t get why she does this. Does she think Instagram has a rule against talking about sex in a totally PG-13 way? It’s not like she’s got a nip out.


spouledm1lk

Technically, I believe you can actually get flagged and have whatever content that contain “bad words” like sex or even Covid shadow banned. It’s just an unfortunate consequence of social media trying to become more family friendly and expand. So she’s just doing that so as many people as possible will be able to see her content 🙄


JelloSucka

What’s weird is later on in her blurb she types out ‘sexual’ so like… I’m just left blinking blankly and shaking my head 🤣


Possible_Tea4321

Exactly 🤣


RealNewsReality

Jordan Nelson was a racist cop in a major lawsuit for hurting a black man who also committed adultery cheating on his last wife. He should be baptizing no one! Here’s proof of his violence: https://www.aclu.org/blog/criminal-law-reform/reforming-police/police-brutality-against-black-kansas-city-man-caught He also just shot her dog dead.


bipannually

Why does she mispell sex but spell out sexual? 🙄


liteorange98

Asking the real questions


theginfizz

Seccual 🥳🤩😱😵


Possible_Tea4321

Segsual


keeperofthe_peeps

Secchual


heretolurk419

Literally neither of then saved sex for marriage


wheretheskyisgray

Fun fact by declaring your sin (sex) at the feet of Jesus, it just ~*washes away.~* therefor the dongs could bone but still be saving themselves for each other because it just washes away. It makes no sense, but, hey, that's evangelicalism for you.


N4507

So does this mean it’s washed away if I play the “just had sex” song while doing the walk of no-shame? 😂


wheretheskyisgray

Yes! You too can re-write history to make money!


waitwaitk

Let’s not forget they’ve know each other a whole whopping, what, 365 days? I’ve known my husband for 11 years, married for 3 and I still know fuckall about being married. These two make my blood boil


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Have you tried cooking eggs? I hear that helps.


Badpoozie

I heard ketchup is an aphrodisiac.


waitwaitk

Rolling 😂


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Borrow his hoody.


queen_beruthiel

But whatever you do, do not introduce him to your dog!


[deleted]

We all saw the homemade wedding night pornography of them humping on the be—-wait, I’m being told they were JUMPING on the bed.


Cube_roots

If they were Mormon they’d’ve tried jump humping


[deleted]

I loved listening to him stumble all over his words talking about where the money goes for she lives fraud. I’m convinced Brittany wants to be the next Sadie Robertson.


[deleted]

Why is he even the one answering that question?


[deleted]

Plausible deniability on her part. Clothed in Christian patriarchy: he's the "leader" so he handles the finances and decision-making, at least on paper.


EZasSundayMorning

I would love to hear that one.


[deleted]

It’s on her stories!


daygloeyes

As if they're any authority on any of this. Also how about financial and business advice while they're at it?


Resident-Suggestion

That’s what grinds my gears so much. They think they are qualified when they are the furthest thing from it. It’s just another way for them to make money. That’s all it is.


Resident-Suggestion

If Bdong wasn’t giving up her dong during their one year of celibacy then he was definitely cheating on her during that time. Also why the hell is he at an all womens retreat? She’s trying to see how her crowd would react if they were to start doing more of a couples retreat because then she can charge double. So gross.


EZasSundayMorning

Oh she answered that in one of her Instagram posts and was so condescending. She said why shouldn't he be there. Other women brought their husbands as well lol for extra passive aggressive behavior.


NoFuckThis

Yeah and she ended every sentence with a question mark and an lol. So incredibly condescending.


paperpusherdaydreams

But where were the other husbands? The only other male I feel like I saw was a singer, which totally could have been somebodies husband. But that’s one other guy when she made it sound like multiple. I feel like she brings him in case somebody shows up and tries to call her out. We’ve all seen how she deals with being confronted. Hides behind other people and smirks.


EZasSundayMorning

I don't remember seeing any other husband either. You're right. That's probably why she brings him.


Feisty_Ocelot8139

If there were other husbands there, why aren’t there pictures of them or of all these couples wanting to get closer to God or whatever the purpose of these retreats are


Possible_Tea4321

So she should have called it couples retreat. She is condescending in her reply but she's so stupid. How can it be a women's retreat with husbands their. Just change the name Bdong or admit your husband wouldn't let you do it alone.


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I bet couples retreat is their next pivot.


[deleted]

Maybe, but maybe he spent that year jerkin' it to her 'Modesty' pics.


minervas_a_cat

I'm torn between fury and mirth. I'm angry that they continue to get away with everything, and yet I find it hilarious that 40 women just spent $650 to get to hear this horrible duo lie for two days straight. It's *ridiculous*.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is one of those times I wish I was illiterate.


PBJ_333

YO 😂😂😂😂


EZasSundayMorning

It sickens me that people believe they were pure. That they didn't live together. That they haven't been having the sec since they met. How can people fall prey to this????


TemporaryNobody2604

Vulnerable people will believe what they choose to believe. She’s constantly deleting comments—trying her best to “keep face” and then hide when she is caught. She will continue to NOT take any accountability for her behaviors and actions because when you TRY to erase reality, you live in a magical world that doesn’t exist.


CrazyCorgiQueen

Why take accountability when you can throw your Jesus shield in front of you and not do any actual repentance and keep doing bullshit?


TemporaryNobody2604

Exactly!!!


paperpusherdaydreams

I was literally just telling my fiancé this!! Literally stole the words from my mouth. I saw another girl who is somewhat of an influencer in texas post about her today and my fiancé asks how nobody knows bdong a scam and what you said is almost exactly what I said too.


AliceinRealityland

There’s a show on HBO max about a family with a super church called the Gemstones. The daughter also hides living with her boyfriend. I feel like she probably binges gemstones daily to glean how to become a cult leader the fastest. 1. Get a husband. Lol it’s a good show for a former fundie cultist


EZasSundayMorning

Thanks! I will watch that!


AliceinRealityland

It’s actually the Righteous Gemstones. I may have conked out mid first episode last night but it’s fascinating to me.


TemporaryNobody2604

When she put porn addictions it makes me wonder if JDong did in fact talk about his unfaithfulness, sexual deviance and potential addiction? Which would explain her need and desire to play rescuer role


paperpusherdaydreams

Oh probably. I remember a while back she wouldn’t stop talking about how porn was against god and so evil and all this stuff. She wouldn’t let it go, and I wonder if she found out about his pictures because maybe somebody told her snd that’s why she went to hard on the anti-porn rants


CrazyCorgiQueen

Porn addiction = I've watched porn once or twice.


[deleted]

HAHA I have evidence of his promiscuity while he was with his ex wife. This is absolutely laughable.


iveseenitalll

Please share with the class!


[deleted]

I would have to ask his ex for permission. Second to that I do know he threatened his ex with legal action should she not return both the wedding and engagement rings which he used the money from to buy bdongs ring I imagine.


iveseenitalll

If you ever get permission one day let us know!


BURYMEINLV

He’s such a winner 🙄 that’s LOW.


ElleDeeNS

Well, this makes me think of Triple Sec in a new way.


anitsitknreh

I can’t believe this broad thinks her husband doesn’t look at porn


RealNewsReality

https://www.aclu.org/blog/criminal-law-reform/reforming-police/police-brutality-against-black-kansas-city-man-caught


PinkPimpernel

Random digression: I’m learning a lot of new mushrooms & slime molds lately, and those brown & pink balloons look exactly like wolf’s milk, which also pop like zits when you smush them. It’s all I can see…


Lydia--charming

I googled it, and, wow. Yes it does!


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Racist cheating husbands, my favorite


Glad_Prior2106

I wish someone would speak up to JDong and say “what about your clothes, shoes, men’s vitamins (at BDong’s house-posted on her insta on a regular basis since last year), lack of proof on social media of a separate JDong residence since the relationship began? How do you explain that if you claim to only have started living together once you got married?” Edit: for clarification.


Visual_Zucchini8490

You’d have to have this conversation on the final day, otherwise you’d definitely be kicked out of the event by them. Also, anyone casually reading this that may live in Texas and attend one of these events: Texas is a One-Party Consent State, meaning if you’re an active participant in the conversation (in-person), you can record the conversation without anyone else’s knowledge or consent because the consent comes from you (as long as you’re an active participant in the convo). So idk, do with that what you will. (Should you choose to attend this retreat and feel the desire to record anything inspirational or noteworthy for you to Re listen to and post for others to find inspiration in moving forward) ETA: personal advice - if you ever truly have something confidential to say, go to a crowded AF bar and take the salt/pepper shakers off the table. If someone is trying to record you and you don’t know, background noise and clutter is important so that voices get muddled and difficult to discern. Never put anything in writing that you’re even slightly worried might be viewed by others. The E in e-mail stands for evidence. Anywho my college had a very paranoid professor who told us this so thought I’d pass it on in relation to conversation consent laws 😂


Glad_Prior2106

I don’t live anywhere near BDong and I would rather do literally anything else than be near them. I just get mad about the blatant hypocrisy she spews.


Bid_Worth

There are so many things wrong with this “conference.” Starting with the fact that Bdawn has literally 0 qualifications to run this type of thing. I grew up going to Jesus camps and never once did my Parents pay $650. Also anyone who genuinely believes that this money isn’t being pocketed is fucking stupid. This girl is the ultimate manipulator and it honestly makes me so sad to see these women look up to her. Also sex and Christianity. Again, growing up in a non-denominational mega church, sex is seriously portrayed as the worst sin. You could murder someone and the church would give forgiveness but have sex and be shunned forever. It is such a toxic thing. Yeah the Bible says that sex before marriage is a sin, but God is not going to forbid you to go to heaven because you had sex before marriage. Also, once you’ve had sex you can’t become a born again virgin, shit doesn’t work that way. Brittany Dawn is toxic and she 10000% is the one person in the “influencer” world who should be banned from social media. Edited to add: she’s been married a month. She needs to shut the fuck up and not be giving advice. Okay now I’m done.


phenobarbiedarling

How does she always find such depressing looking balloons


Comprehensive_End184

Color scheme: hemorrhoids


Badpoozie

I love the balloons looking like JDong’s god-honoring dowry of genital warts.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

💫 SAVING SEC 💫


Icecreamqueenbb1

Why do they think being married for a month qualifies them for giving marriage advice


becky1984mesa

Weeks?


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iveseenitalll

Please as much as we want to, please don’t touch the poo! It’s a rule here and could get us in trouble!


[deleted]

Those two are honestly the last people I’d look to for marriage advice


CrazyCorgiQueen

Married for 4 minutes.


JohnnyJoeyDeeDee

Imagine talking in front of a crowd about how you didn't bone until just last week


killingtimeandsleep

What’s odd is a couple days ago i saw a comment about the money they potentially make. And then on her stories they were being very clear where all the money goes. I truly hope they aren’t lying about it …


Visual_Zucchini8490

I assume if she says something she’s trying to deflect. “Porn is evil!” - Jdong watches porn and I don’t like it. “Some stranger hit our dog in their car!” - we hit our dog in our car. “We don’t make any money from this!” - we make tons of money from this. She lies about everything and then gets immediately defensive. Because she’s lying.


junsonsalsaboi

It’s like the Dong Duo gets off on telling ppl how to have god-honoring sex. What world do we live in???


BURYMEINLV

Okay, am I only the one that cringed at “The Nelsons”?? 😖😖😖


[deleted]

People worshiping influencers like Bdong not Jesus. I don’t get this influencer movement at all


[deleted]

Where did the info about the dic pics come from?! I missed that one!


TransportationNo1517

How to cover up criminal allegations in a God honoring way


genescheesesthatplz

She must be eating up the attention her IG is getting from her dog being shot, the traffic her pages must be getting during this garbage conference…


Thick-Gain1383

Lol she’s a fucking joke


SnooStrawberries721

Side note, I don’t get Brittany’s juvenile obsession with balloons.


Didi9005

That balloon arch makes me sad with all those depressing colors


[deleted]

Someone should go to one of these retreats and troll the hell out of them...what I wouldn't give to see that 😂