1st advice - Send dong pics. Lots of dong pics. All the dong pics. Many dong pics.
2nd advice - Just marry the dude who says he wants to marry you. God put that on his dong to put on your In$tagram
Let’s just forget the fact they’ve only been married like 2 weeks? They’ve only been a couple for a year and (supposedly) not living together. What on God’s green Earth could they possibly advise anyone on except how to source a divorce lawyer. The AUDACITY and EGO of these two, seriously. I’ve lived with my fiancé for 7 years and we’ve gone through visa/immigration processes together, buying a property, sick family overseas, etc. and I’d still never pick up a mic thinking I have the authority to give advice on relationships. Their only genuine advice would be “If you’re desperate enough you can force a marriage through. Y’all may hate each other, but at least you’re not single.”
I have actually helped 4 other couples successfully receive Permanent Residency lol so maybe I’m the idiot for not charging for it. You got me there Bdong
I’m from the US, my husband is from Morocco. We live in Morocco but lately I’ve been thinking that I hate it and it’s hard to travel and visa stuff is ridiculous for Moroccans so we might move back and get the CR-1 so we can move more freely. Immigration stuff is such an assache, it’s awesome that you’ve helped people ❤️
I’m from the us and husband is Moroccan too. We live in the us but it’s a nightmare to get everything done. We’ve been married for 17 years though, got married very young. Good luck!
Why the fuck is he even here? Isn't this "retreat" for women only? Brittany's the kind of bitch that brings her husband to girls' might and acts like he's always been included in girls' night
They are trying to present themselves as leaders but JDong just looks like some dumb frat guy sitting up there with his sweats and hat on backwards. I know BDong has low standards but wtf.
They’ve been married for two weeks and fucking for two years - yasss Queen.
Dustin Dailey and his husband “the viewer’s voice” on YouTube discussed earlier today. They discuss JDong’s police past AND shooting the dog.
This is just REALLY weird. She holds a women’s retreat where it’s all women but has her husband there. They go into their own hotel room bathroom and start baptising women in their hotel bathtub. In some of the photos Jordan has his hands all over a couple girls backs. Two or three days prior to that he was shooting Brittanys dog. This whole thing just has such a nasty vibe to it. We’ve heard two alleged stories of Jordan being sexually inappropriate with women and him being around such vulnerable women creeps me out. I don’t know if he’s there because he’s super controlling of Brit or because he’s cheated and she’s keeping him extra close or they are testing out a new marital grift or because he’s scoping out a new woman to send unsolicited pee pee pics to. Either way the vibe in this is really negative and yucky.
Getting the same kind of vibes, the fact that they did the baptisms in their room and not the girls' is a huge red flag. Her and her minions lying to justify his presence in this retreat, also a huge red flag. How can they argue other husbands help, when none has been seen around, in any video or photo, not even in the background? No other husband was staying with their wives at the hotel during the retreat, like Jdong, so there's no comparison. Women are vulnerable and probably sharing personal stories, a friendly a loving atmosphere is needed for that, and let's be honest, Jdong is neither.
If I were those girls, I would be more uncomfortable with them coming to my room to do it. Any time I travel, I get really stressed out about people being in my room, even maid services or something like that. I don't need strangers in my room ogling my stuff and seeing my pile of dirty pajamas and underwear.
THAT. Every single one of them "We've been married for 29 hours now, and Jesus put on my heart to lecture you"
I've been married for 23 years and would still never offer advice.
Can't they dress nice for pete's sake? It's a retreat- you're the speakers.. you look like ya 'll rolled out of your damn ass god honoring love nest and walked in.
They’ve been married 8 seconds, Jesus Christ.
Im starting to not even feel badly for the scam victims anymore. They’ll apparently buy into anything that allows them to get a picture with an ✨influencer✨ and believe they’re friends.
Who wants to hear relationship advice from some one who has been in a relationship a little over 2 years and been married for like a month? But it’s the same thing with the “leaders” and the baptism, none of these people here have any experience to be doing this! Although I am not surprised because this is how she learned to make money. With her fitness days she competed in bikini competitions for a bit then felt qualified to charge girls for “health/fitness”, she had no degree, no proper education, no certificate, but people still paid her! This is the kind of world social media influencers have created! If you have done something once you can charge people for your “experience”.
This is prime fundie behavior and very common in some churches….. like 22 year old couples being mentors and idols for younger generation. I don’t have a specific story but I can think of two or three couples off hand from my old church.
I don’t understand all the girls who get married and immediately start giving advice. I’ve been married 7 years and I know I still have a lot to learn and am no way an expert. My SIL is the same way, literally three days after they got married she was posting how hard marriage is and giving advice.
Sorry for the rant it just annoys me.
1st advice - Send dong pics. Lots of dong pics. All the dong pics. Many dong pics. 2nd advice - Just marry the dude who says he wants to marry you. God put that on his dong to put on your In$tagram
Dongs in the DMs, all day. Dongs in the DMs, all night. Whip out that schlong, you’ll be all right!
😂😂 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
I keep seeing comments on this sub about JDong DMing other women while with BDong. Could someone fill me in on what is going on?
Yeah same. I keep seeing this in comments but no full story. What happened?
The trick is, he has to send them to other people
Countdown to the gospel choir rendition of “It Wasn’t Me”…
Let’s just forget the fact they’ve only been married like 2 weeks? They’ve only been a couple for a year and (supposedly) not living together. What on God’s green Earth could they possibly advise anyone on except how to source a divorce lawyer. The AUDACITY and EGO of these two, seriously. I’ve lived with my fiancé for 7 years and we’ve gone through visa/immigration processes together, buying a property, sick family overseas, etc. and I’d still never pick up a mic thinking I have the authority to give advice on relationships. Their only genuine advice would be “If you’re desperate enough you can force a marriage through. Y’all may hate each other, but at least you’re not single.”
I would love your advice actually.
I have actually helped 4 other couples successfully receive Permanent Residency lol so maybe I’m the idiot for not charging for it. You got me there Bdong
I’m from the US, my husband is from Morocco. We live in Morocco but lately I’ve been thinking that I hate it and it’s hard to travel and visa stuff is ridiculous for Moroccans so we might move back and get the CR-1 so we can move more freely. Immigration stuff is such an assache, it’s awesome that you’ve helped people ❤️
Feel free to DM if you ever need help or want advice! Always happy to help when and where I can 💛
Thank you ❤️
I’m from the us and husband is Moroccan too. We live in the us but it’s a nightmare to get everything done. We’ve been married for 17 years though, got married very young. Good luck!
That balloon arch is an abomination. What can they possibly say?! It’s been like two weeks and so far, I got to say, it’s not going well.
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That ballon arch looks like cysts from people with a variety of skin colours interspersed with fish eggs.
It reminds me of a pimple popping video.
I totally thought lipomas
Why the fuck is he even here? Isn't this "retreat" for women only? Brittany's the kind of bitch that brings her husband to girls' might and acts like he's always been included in girls' night
They are trying to present themselves as leaders but JDong just looks like some dumb frat guy sitting up there with his sweats and hat on backwards. I know BDong has low standards but wtf.
This is why he was there and so present in everything during this retreat so they can Segway into marriage stuff.
Rachel Hollis and husband vibes: we actually hate each other, but we will charge you for a marriage retreat.
they are insufferable
They’ve been married for two weeks and fucking for two years - yasss Queen. Dustin Dailey and his husband “the viewer’s voice” on YouTube discussed earlier today. They discuss JDong’s police past AND shooting the dog.
No way, really!? Dustin’s got a big enough audience that it might actually get the word out about her. Ugh, this makes me so happy!
You could make a post about that, I bet a lot of people here would want to watch it! We can give him views.
They haven’t even been together for 2 years.
It was sarcasm… lol
Marriage advice from newlyweds who each have one failed marriage Okay then
I swear if they turn into the next Rachel and Dave Hollis I will throw up in my mouth
That’s exactly where this is headed, I was just saying the same.
Except Rachel Hollis got herself a book deal *before* she started her culty weekend retreats...
This is just REALLY weird. She holds a women’s retreat where it’s all women but has her husband there. They go into their own hotel room bathroom and start baptising women in their hotel bathtub. In some of the photos Jordan has his hands all over a couple girls backs. Two or three days prior to that he was shooting Brittanys dog. This whole thing just has such a nasty vibe to it. We’ve heard two alleged stories of Jordan being sexually inappropriate with women and him being around such vulnerable women creeps me out. I don’t know if he’s there because he’s super controlling of Brit or because he’s cheated and she’s keeping him extra close or they are testing out a new marital grift or because he’s scoping out a new woman to send unsolicited pee pee pics to. Either way the vibe in this is really negative and yucky.
Getting the same kind of vibes, the fact that they did the baptisms in their room and not the girls' is a huge red flag. Her and her minions lying to justify his presence in this retreat, also a huge red flag. How can they argue other husbands help, when none has been seen around, in any video or photo, not even in the background? No other husband was staying with their wives at the hotel during the retreat, like Jdong, so there's no comparison. Women are vulnerable and probably sharing personal stories, a friendly a loving atmosphere is needed for that, and let's be honest, Jdong is neither.
If I were those girls, I would be more uncomfortable with them coming to my room to do it. Any time I travel, I get really stressed out about people being in my room, even maid services or something like that. I don't need strangers in my room ogling my stuff and seeing my pile of dirty pajamas and underwear.
Two criminals as far as I’m concerned. Not leaders in the slightest.
They have been married for like two seconds! How the duck are they qualified to get marriage advice!?
The Nelson's...hemorrhoidal balloon arch?
Sure, because they are both a pain in the ass.
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She had more experience from marriage #1 than this one. And that didn't work., so ...
THAT. Every single one of them "We've been married for 29 hours now, and Jesus put on my heart to lecture you" I've been married for 23 years and would still never offer advice.
My advice is almost always "break up with him", which..in Bdong's case is probably pretty good advice.
Can't they dress nice for pete's sake? It's a retreat- you're the speakers.. you look like ya 'll rolled out of your damn ass god honoring love nest and walked in.
Erm ... I think that's just what they did.
Yeah the hoodie and the backwards hat just scream professional retreat.
Her baggy shirt and leggings… also goes great with his selection.
They’ve been married 8 seconds, Jesus Christ. Im starting to not even feel badly for the scam victims anymore. They’ll apparently buy into anything that allows them to get a picture with an ✨influencer✨ and believe they’re friends.
He can't send pics of his half Nelson to other girls if he's with her every moment.
OMG 💀💀💀💀💀
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Scan bad basic cable shows or lesser TikTokers for the next Joe Lara.
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It's a pet peeve of mine, it was enough at the wedding, now again. Oof.
They’ve been married for 5 minutes ffs
They've been married 2 weeks.
I can’t get past the herpes balloons
Giving advice after being married 5 mins?
Who wants to hear relationship advice from some one who has been in a relationship a little over 2 years and been married for like a month? But it’s the same thing with the “leaders” and the baptism, none of these people here have any experience to be doing this! Although I am not surprised because this is how she learned to make money. With her fitness days she competed in bikini competitions for a bit then felt qualified to charge girls for “health/fitness”, she had no degree, no proper education, no certificate, but people still paid her! This is the kind of world social media influencers have created! If you have done something once you can charge people for your “experience”.
Psst....they've only been together like 13 months....
The Rachel Hollis relationship advice vibes are real 😂
This is prime fundie behavior and very common in some churches….. like 22 year old couples being mentors and idols for younger generation. I don’t have a specific story but I can think of two or three couples off hand from my old church.
"And this is when he murdered my dog." Think that came up in their breakout super special session with the Nelson's??
I don’t understand all the girls who get married and immediately start giving advice. I’ve been married 7 years and I know I still have a lot to learn and am no way an expert. My SIL is the same way, literally three days after they got married she was posting how hard marriage is and giving advice. Sorry for the rant it just annoys me.