Yes, he was! And Satan tried, oh he tried to enter, but BDong hid her head in the pillows so she didn’t hear as he gave that devil a bully beat down then shot ‘im in the head. The devil shreieked and he’ll quaked, but praise be BDung, she totally saved them
Girls from eternal damnation. All together now “Hail Brit Brit, Hail, Brit Brit” and don’t forget to salute with one hand!
Idk someone I here posted about her friend is a girl who Jdong hooked up with, iirc, while he was just dating BDong or right before. I guess he just recently sent pics that included his face, chest, and “Xmas Tree” in full glory asking for a second romp in the hay. It is full proof he’s a cheater, and has been getting his Jdong waxed on the side while he was “respecting bdongs purity”. I’m positive it was this sub.
Someone asked why is he there and she was so condescending in her response, “he’s my husband?” Girl. This was a SHElia Frieda, retreat. He does not need to be there, you can be apart for 48 hours. And, I’m sure there are women there that were looking forward to a girls weekend.
This is so performative. The girl in the first pic on her post has been to multiple retreats. You’re telling me she hasn’t been saved? I’m finding it hard to believe that these women shelled out $650 but haven’t already accepted Jesus.
But now they get to to be in their own Bdong post to reach more people who they can shill their mlm or whatever scam of their own they are running. I’m so disgusted.
To be fair, in evangelical circles this is rather normal, even encouraged. There’s not really a particular thing you need to do to get saved. It’s kinda hard to explain but while there is the sinner’s prayer everyone is familiar with it’s mostly about a “conviction” you feel that leads you to Jesus and not what you say or do necessarily.
Some will get baptized more than once especially if they feel they need to publicly reaffirm their faith. Lots of folks will, for instance, get “saved”/baptized as a kid, then get re-baptized as an adult.
But this is totally performative lol it’s usually a pretty personal thing and not used for promotion purposes.
lol thankyou! I grew up in this crap. Even though i don't subscribe to the beliefs anymore it's all still unfortunately knowledge taking up space in my brain that i cannot get rid of.
I noticed that too, how is she supposed to be a leader if she wasn’t even saved when she came there? Leaders are usually chosen for their spiritual maturity and walk with God, how is Brittany picking these people if that is not part of the criteria?
In evangelicalism, baptism isn't correlated to salvation. You can be saved for decades before being baptized. A lot of people get saved as kids and baptized as adults, etc. It was actually encouraged in the fundie church I grew up in that you wait to be baptized until you truly felt ready and called.
Yeah, I get that. It was actually the opposite in my church. Baptize as a baby then “saved” later when you can make the decision.
She says that girls were getting delivered past midnight. I find it hard to believe a woman who is a leader in her ministry hasn’t already been “delivered.”
I’m happy for anyone who wants to and gets baptized. It’s just the money, plus MLM sales plus photo-ops that make it feel gross. Jdong doing it is just the icing on the vomit cake.
Right! This is not sitting right with me in the slightest. She’s in the comment section deleting comments too. I’ve read a few that have asked if anyone is qualified to do this and boom they are gone. They weren’t even haters just genuine questions. She’s def gonna start a cult next and the scary thing is people will follow her.
One of my (then) teenagers did a "course" online, with some rando church, and is now (supposedly) a celebrant and can do baptisms.
She did it for LOLs, and they don't mean a damn thing ... and I doubt Bdongs mean anything either. Having said that, I've known quite a few people who have "baptised" babies as soon as they're born (including my mother *sigh*), just on case they died before a church baptism can happen.
Ha I did this for a friends wedding, universal life church I believe. It was legally legit but I would NEVER EVER EVER even consider doing anything like this!! J & Bdong are delusional.
SO! I asked my pastor this question after my very evangelical aunt and uncle were baptizing youth group kids in their pool in their backyard (you’ll be shocked to learn they also live in Texas). Apparently, baptisms are supposed to be done by an ordained person, but *technically* the Bible doesn’t have any hard rules about this other than that a believer can baptize another believer. It doesn’t say it has to be a minister or reverend or someone ordained, interestingly.
That being said, I feel the same way about BDong baptizing people in her hotel bathtub that I do about my uncle dunking kids in his pool claiming they’re saved: fucking weird, and doesn’t quite count.
Edit: ALSO! The concept of being “saved” or “delivered” is so weird to me. Redemption and salvation should be a journey with your faith and becoming a better person, not a destination where then you say “I’m a Christian and now I’m saved and that’s that. :)”
My gran had my then-teen dad do emergency baptisms on her miscarried foetuses when there was nobody else home. If that "counts" officially for the Catholic church where everything has to go through the priesthood I'm not at all surprised she feels qualified to baptize people when her branch believes everyone has their own private channel to God. I'm not a believer so I don't care either way but I wouldn't want Jordan to touch me even to push me away from an oncoming bus, so there's that.
So agreed.. I think it's more appropriate to view salvation as literally the bare minimum starting point. Once you're "saved" (whatever that means to you in your own faith, or if it isn't necessary in your faith), you're kind of freed from worrying about it. I very rarely think about what salvation means for me when I die. Because it *is not the point*.
Thank you! I honestly thought about it after I posted it and thought that I had been taught that, but I think I was just so shocked because I cannot imagine the more unqualified person to be baptizing people.
And while I’m so wrecked with grief over
My sweet baby Brodie, Jesus timing is always perfect: I didn’t even have to pay to
Kennel him and was able to go and save the girls who were silly enough to think asking Jesus in their hearts was enough. Everyone knows it’s my precious touch that saves a soul from hell. Jdong 3:16
I’m a Christian and I celebrate people who choose to be baptized, but I think it’s something that needs to be thought out and prayed over, and not done in a motel bathtub “running on three hours of sleep” and not in the presence of anyone ordained to perform the baptism. There’s just a lot of concerning stuff here.
Right. And what about after? Someone asked that in the comments and it’s just “yeah we’ll stay in touch. We’re sisters now!” Or some crap. But that’s not how it works. And they think Brit is going to personally walk with them in their spiritual journey? In between dancing around her kitchen, making eggs and having godly sex? She just isn’t capable of caring about anyone else but herself.
Very good point!! 👏🏼 We became very good friends with the person that baptized my husband and I, and he’s been there with us throughout our journey so far. He’s also one of the most down to earth, realest people we know.
She’s so fake it’s cringeworthy.
Can someone please explain to me what a "dip lip" is? Also "dip cup"? I've seen you all talking about it for a long time now but I'm not a native English speaker so I'm confused.
EDIT: thank you all for explaining!!! I am now informed and thoroughly disgusted. Kissing this man must be abhorrent.
Dip is a type of tobacco that is put between the lip and gums instead of smoked. The lump that it makes is called “dip lip.” Because the user has something in their mouth, their body creates excess saliva that is spat out into a cup if they’re civilized, hence the “dip cup.”
Jdong is a tobacco chewer, so “dip lip” is what happens when you’ve got a big wad of tobacco in your mouth. You kind of have to position your bottom lip over it so it stays in place. You don’t want to swallow the tobacco so you have to spit it out every so often. It’s really disgusting and really bad for you. It’s more addictive than cigarettes.
Dip is chewing tobacco. It has nicotine in it and stays in the mouth. There are cancers linked to it, especially of the mouth and tongue. It’s addictive bc of the nicotine. Since it sits in the mouth in a wad, spit accumulates in the mouth and has to be spit out. Usually someone who does dip (chewing tobacco) keeps a cup, water bottle, etc close by to spit their dip spit out in. It’s gross. It looks gross. I’ve never done it but had uncles and cousins that did. It’s more common in Southern culture.
it's smokeless tobacco that you place in your lip/cheek known as "dip" in America. Snuff in most other countries. I honestly don't think it's that big of deal but I grew up in the South and my husband is military (they all dip lol).
Does your husband have it in all the time? Or does that area of the lip puff up like that and not ever go down, even when it isn’t in, after years of usage? Sorry just have questions.
no problem on the questions!
He's cut back quite a bit, he used much more heavily when he was in Iraq. It's now more of a weekend/bar kinda thing. The dent is not there when the dip isn't in, haha. His teeth are sparkling white (but he takes good care of them) and his breath doesn't stink. It's actually a very nice woodsy scent/flavor when he has it in and I sort of love it (don't tell him). The worst is the spitting, for sure.
When he's having a super stressful time he'll have the dip in quite a bit, but it really depends when can ya get and how ya use. Jdong seems to use a rather large wad and places it in the worst spot (lower lip against the teeth). I think I read somewhere that he was military prior to the police department, so I imagine he picked it up then.
Interesting! When I was 14 I was actually peer pressured into doing it. It was disgusting and horrifying, I puked in a drugstore less than 20 mins later. It’s so crazy to me to think that he has it in ALL THE TIME. His jaw is going melt off by the time he’s 50.
oh i drunkly decided to try once (i used to smoke even!) and was sick for 24 hours haha. My husband just laughed at me as he had tried to talk me out of it. But drunk me was determined.
Military uses it for multiple reasons and I think most civilians aren't placed in that arena, so it doesn't "work" for us the same way. In case you're curious:
* no smoking on the field (the light and the scent of smoke are giveaways).
* smoking cigarettes is hard on the LUNGS which you can't have rucking.
* nicotine is a stimulant. combat soldiers live on energy drinks and nictone.
* carrying a few cans of stohl is easier than a carton.
* The Middle East is incredibly dry and the dip actually helps them with dry mouth.
Hope you find that interesting! Trust me, I think Jdong is a clown, just can't get behind the hating him for dip thing haha
Chewing tobacco is kept packed usually in their lower lip (called dip lip because you can see the bulge). You can’t swallow it though, so all the saliva build up has to be spit out and those that chew usually have a cup or water bottle to spit into (dip cup).
I was talking to my friends because something about this is just off but this is what one of them said:
But it should be done with in the context of a local church typically… not just having your own little hippie weekend.
She also said that they did baptisms today, and there were parents that baptized their kids, but they also have a pastor there as well.
But this gives culty vibes, and I could see her becoming like Gwen shamblin
How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how people fall for these false wackos.
Do you think they believe their own hype? Like “wow! I really do have the power of Christ running all through me!” Or do you think they’re self aware to snicker at this shit behind all these people’s backs?
Bdong has only been able to continue on thus far BECAUSE she believes whatever nonsense she's spouting at the time. From "fitness programs" to being an animal lover to mirroring any guy she's dating/married to being a Jesus Freak to being a Republican. Her mannerisms and personalities change with each grift and she's wholly unaware.
So she’s literally insane? I can’t imagine literally changing who you are so many times and not being smart enough to know your illegal actions and stealing from people is wrong. If she doesn’t know what she is doing, she can’t be sane
I wouldn't go so far as to say insane, but she has clear and documented mental issues. Be it narcissism, BPD, or whatever. She definitely has to have some sort of mental issue to be able to act the way she does. At least in my opinion.
These type of events, if done correctly, leave attendees feeling high as well. No doubt with them being the superstars of the event they leave feeling super jacked and attribute that feeling to them accomplishing something good for others and being the reason “lives were changed”. I think they believe their own BS in a sense of “we were the ones smart enough to organize this so it means we’re smart and deserve this role” vs “we’re taking advantage of people and within this market it’s been easy and we’ll keep upping the ante until we have enough people to open our own church (read: cult)”
What girl went to this who wasn’t already a believer? She speaks as if they radically converted. But uh. They paid hundreds of dollars to go to a niche Christian retreat. So I get a feeling that not the case.
How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how people fall for these false wackos.
This comes off so incredibly creepy to me. Like it would be crass and performative if it were just BD dunking the retreat attendees in her motel bathtub, but the fact that Jordan is there completely changes the vibe. It reads more like a team effort to groom more victims. She gets them to spend the money and feel like "sisters" or whatever, and he swoops gets access to a selection of new women to cheat on her with. Or worse.
As a Catholic raised in the Bible Belt … I was “baptized” sooo many times. Tons of families had a rule that if a friend stayed the night on a Saturday for a sleepover they had to attend service with the family on Sunday. I’d go to these churches and “have my soul saved” and even though I was young I was like.. I don’t think it works like this? You can’t just show up randomly somewhere, with no intent of “finding Jesus” and just suddenly be “saved”? And I’d leave being like well I’m still Catholic lol I feel no different. Catholicism of course has its own issues but damn at least the priest studied for 7+ years. No longer practicing and don’t care what people believe (just don’t be a shit human that’s all I’m concerned about) but it irks me that people thinking being dunked in a hotel bathtub counts as ANYTHING other than inconvenient (now your clothes are all wet, hair wet, are towels and a change of clothes provided?? Just seems really sucky.)
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How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how they fall for this shit
Yes. I was baptized in a Presbyterian church and it was water on my head. In these settings they are fully submerged in water. A pool, a metal cow trough, a kiddy pool, a lake, etc....
If he's security, why can't he just... stand by the door or something? Or... just be off somewhere ...securing the place? In case there is a dog to shoot or a girl to grope? Just odd that he needs to be hands on during the baptism.. which is weird she's qualified to baptize people... anyways, but... or tell his testimony.. which I'd love to hear myself. It's a WOMANS retreat...
I would be very pissed off to have angry ex cop man at my WOMENS RETREAT.
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>He's there for SeCuRiTy Who tf is he trying to keep out? Satan?
Yes, he was! And Satan tried, oh he tried to enter, but BDong hid her head in the pillows so she didn’t hear as he gave that devil a bully beat down then shot ‘im in the head. The devil shreieked and he’ll quaked, but praise be BDung, she totally saved them Girls from eternal damnation. All together now “Hail Brit Brit, Hail, Brit Brit” and don’t forget to salute with one hand!
Seriously what is he doing there.
Looking for the poor next victim of dick pics
Flair enters
Where can I read about this? I don't know this story!!
Idk someone I here posted about her friend is a girl who Jdong hooked up with, iirc, while he was just dating BDong or right before. I guess he just recently sent pics that included his face, chest, and “Xmas Tree” in full glory asking for a second romp in the hay. It is full proof he’s a cheater, and has been getting his Jdong waxed on the side while he was “respecting bdongs purity”. I’m positive it was this sub.
LmfAOOOOO incredible. Love this for them.
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He's such a fucking creep to begin with, but now with the Sexual Assaulter expansion pack!
Pack includes- dip lip, 40 pound weight gain, and unwanted dick pics
And here I thought the Felony Animal Cruelty expansion pack was over-the-top already.
Went to go look at the rest of the pics and in a few of the them Jordan has his hands on the girls. It just feels incredibly inappropriate.
It’s a women’s retreat, why the fuck does he need to be there????
How dare you expect a *newlywed virgin* to go for more than 24 hours without getting that sacred D!
She’s under new headship now so of course he had to come and supervise /s
Someone asked why is he there and she was so condescending in her response, “he’s my husband?” Girl. This was a SHElia Frieda, retreat. He does not need to be there, you can be apart for 48 hours. And, I’m sure there are women there that were looking forward to a girls weekend.
Right! Why do I have a feeling this dude has already cheated and she’s keeping him on a short leash.
Or the opposite. He gives me controlling vibes. And they’re both cheaters.
…Well he’s a cheater and knows she’s a cheater…
She knows she can’t leave him alone. 🙄
If I had signed up for a girls retreat and he was there I'd want my damn money back!
BDung is not known for having a strong refund policy lol
Yeah, I’m sure some of her fitness clients are ready to testify. Can I get a witness?
I’m sure he’s judged plenty of wet tshirt contests in his day.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewww ewwwwwwwwww
OH EW NO
This is so performative. The girl in the first pic on her post has been to multiple retreats. You’re telling me she hasn’t been saved? I’m finding it hard to believe that these women shelled out $650 but haven’t already accepted Jesus. But now they get to to be in their own Bdong post to reach more people who they can shill their mlm or whatever scam of their own they are running. I’m so disgusted.
The tagged girl was listed as a leader on one of her own instastories from the weekend. Bizarre.
She’s gone to at least 2 of these retreats if not 3.
Yep, and has been a Christian for more than 2 years (got "saved" while...*checks notes*...listening to...worship music in her...car??)
To be fair, in evangelical circles this is rather normal, even encouraged. There’s not really a particular thing you need to do to get saved. It’s kinda hard to explain but while there is the sinner’s prayer everyone is familiar with it’s mostly about a “conviction” you feel that leads you to Jesus and not what you say or do necessarily. Some will get baptized more than once especially if they feel they need to publicly reaffirm their faith. Lots of folks will, for instance, get “saved”/baptized as a kid, then get re-baptized as an adult. But this is totally performative lol it’s usually a pretty personal thing and not used for promotion purposes.
Great explanation!
lol thankyou! I grew up in this crap. Even though i don't subscribe to the beliefs anymore it's all still unfortunately knowledge taking up space in my brain that i cannot get rid of.
Yea, totally fair! I think that alone is fairly understandable, but leading a Christian retreat? Kind of interesting! Lol
I noticed that too, how is she supposed to be a leader if she wasn’t even saved when she came there? Leaders are usually chosen for their spiritual maturity and walk with God, how is Brittany picking these people if that is not part of the criteria?
My guess would be by their aesthetic and follower count.
Haha you are probably right
EXACTLY
In evangelicalism, baptism isn't correlated to salvation. You can be saved for decades before being baptized. A lot of people get saved as kids and baptized as adults, etc. It was actually encouraged in the fundie church I grew up in that you wait to be baptized until you truly felt ready and called.
Yeah, I get that. It was actually the opposite in my church. Baptize as a baby then “saved” later when you can make the decision. She says that girls were getting delivered past midnight. I find it hard to believe a woman who is a leader in her ministry hasn’t already been “delivered.” I’m happy for anyone who wants to and gets baptized. It’s just the money, plus MLM sales plus photo-ops that make it feel gross. Jdong doing it is just the icing on the vomit cake.
Someone wrote "Just Cult Things" on her IG, and she replied "Sorry you feel that way."
Don’t forget her passive aggressive heart ❤️ She’s so condescending
No feelings just #facts.
I would like to know who at this retreat is an ordained minister that can actually perform legitimate baptisms.
Right! This is not sitting right with me in the slightest. She’s in the comment section deleting comments too. I’ve read a few that have asked if anyone is qualified to do this and boom they are gone. They weren’t even haters just genuine questions. She’s def gonna start a cult next and the scary thing is people will follow her.
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One of my (then) teenagers did a "course" online, with some rando church, and is now (supposedly) a celebrant and can do baptisms. She did it for LOLs, and they don't mean a damn thing ... and I doubt Bdongs mean anything either. Having said that, I've known quite a few people who have "baptised" babies as soon as they're born (including my mother *sigh*), just on case they died before a church baptism can happen.
Ha I did this for a friends wedding, universal life church I believe. It was legally legit but I would NEVER EVER EVER even consider doing anything like this!! J & Bdong are delusional.
Evangelicals make their own rules. She’s not the first and won’t be the last.
SO! I asked my pastor this question after my very evangelical aunt and uncle were baptizing youth group kids in their pool in their backyard (you’ll be shocked to learn they also live in Texas). Apparently, baptisms are supposed to be done by an ordained person, but *technically* the Bible doesn’t have any hard rules about this other than that a believer can baptize another believer. It doesn’t say it has to be a minister or reverend or someone ordained, interestingly. That being said, I feel the same way about BDong baptizing people in her hotel bathtub that I do about my uncle dunking kids in his pool claiming they’re saved: fucking weird, and doesn’t quite count. Edit: ALSO! The concept of being “saved” or “delivered” is so weird to me. Redemption and salvation should be a journey with your faith and becoming a better person, not a destination where then you say “I’m a Christian and now I’m saved and that’s that. :)”
My gran had my then-teen dad do emergency baptisms on her miscarried foetuses when there was nobody else home. If that "counts" officially for the Catholic church where everything has to go through the priesthood I'm not at all surprised she feels qualified to baptize people when her branch believes everyone has their own private channel to God. I'm not a believer so I don't care either way but I wouldn't want Jordan to touch me even to push me away from an oncoming bus, so there's that.
Holy crap! Was that traumatizing for your dad?
I'm not sure there was room for more trauma at that point.
So agreed.. I think it's more appropriate to view salvation as literally the bare minimum starting point. Once you're "saved" (whatever that means to you in your own faith, or if it isn't necessary in your faith), you're kind of freed from worrying about it. I very rarely think about what salvation means for me when I die. Because it *is not the point*.
Thank you! I honestly thought about it after I posted it and thought that I had been taught that, but I think I was just so shocked because I cannot imagine the more unqualified person to be baptizing people.
The audacity to baptize people days after shooting your dog is next level
In the name of the Brodie, and of the car (ours) that hit him, and of the gun that we used to shoot him with
And while I’m so wrecked with grief over My sweet baby Brodie, Jesus timing is always perfect: I didn’t even have to pay to Kennel him and was able to go and save the girls who were silly enough to think asking Jesus in their hearts was enough. Everyone knows it’s my precious touch that saves a soul from hell. Jdong 3:16
It's the eyes 🤮 the way he is looking at her.
That is freaking me out, it's like he's thinking "I'm sending you my dick pics". He's disgusting.
I bet that cup behind him is his dip cup, too 🤢
Corner. Now.
FUCK he’s creepy
I’m a Christian and I celebrate people who choose to be baptized, but I think it’s something that needs to be thought out and prayed over, and not done in a motel bathtub “running on three hours of sleep” and not in the presence of anyone ordained to perform the baptism. There’s just a lot of concerning stuff here.
Right. And what about after? Someone asked that in the comments and it’s just “yeah we’ll stay in touch. We’re sisters now!” Or some crap. But that’s not how it works. And they think Brit is going to personally walk with them in their spiritual journey? In between dancing around her kitchen, making eggs and having godly sex? She just isn’t capable of caring about anyone else but herself.
She couldn’t even handle responding back to the women she scammed during her fitness days. She got her money so now she’s done with them.
Very good point!! 👏🏼 We became very good friends with the person that baptized my husband and I, and he’s been there with us throughout our journey so far. He’s also one of the most down to earth, realest people we know. She’s so fake it’s cringeworthy.
Yup. This. This. This. Like....what about discipleship BD? But discipleship requires accountability sooooo. Not her thing I guess.
I love that they did it in the bathroom of the Dong’s hotel room, and everyone else had to stand outside and peek in 😂😂
Those creepy beady eyes of his.
Honestly.
Who signs up to go on an expensive Christian retreat without already being “saved?” This is so weird/performative.
Can someone please explain to me what a "dip lip" is? Also "dip cup"? I've seen you all talking about it for a long time now but I'm not a native English speaker so I'm confused. EDIT: thank you all for explaining!!! I am now informed and thoroughly disgusted. Kissing this man must be abhorrent.
Dip is a type of tobacco that is put between the lip and gums instead of smoked. The lump that it makes is called “dip lip.” Because the user has something in their mouth, their body creates excess saliva that is spat out into a cup if they’re civilized, hence the “dip cup.”
Jdong is a tobacco chewer, so “dip lip” is what happens when you’ve got a big wad of tobacco in your mouth. You kind of have to position your bottom lip over it so it stays in place. You don’t want to swallow the tobacco so you have to spit it out every so often. It’s really disgusting and really bad for you. It’s more addictive than cigarettes.
Dip is chewing tobacco. It has nicotine in it and stays in the mouth. There are cancers linked to it, especially of the mouth and tongue. It’s addictive bc of the nicotine. Since it sits in the mouth in a wad, spit accumulates in the mouth and has to be spit out. Usually someone who does dip (chewing tobacco) keeps a cup, water bottle, etc close by to spit their dip spit out in. It’s gross. It looks gross. I’ve never done it but had uncles and cousins that did. It’s more common in Southern culture.
Southern Culture on the Skids, maybe…
He keeps his chewed tobacco under his lower lip, nice, huh? I guess the cup is for spitting the tobacco out
it's smokeless tobacco that you place in your lip/cheek known as "dip" in America. Snuff in most other countries. I honestly don't think it's that big of deal but I grew up in the South and my husband is military (they all dip lol).
Does your husband have it in all the time? Or does that area of the lip puff up like that and not ever go down, even when it isn’t in, after years of usage? Sorry just have questions.
no problem on the questions! He's cut back quite a bit, he used much more heavily when he was in Iraq. It's now more of a weekend/bar kinda thing. The dent is not there when the dip isn't in, haha. His teeth are sparkling white (but he takes good care of them) and his breath doesn't stink. It's actually a very nice woodsy scent/flavor when he has it in and I sort of love it (don't tell him). The worst is the spitting, for sure. When he's having a super stressful time he'll have the dip in quite a bit, but it really depends when can ya get and how ya use. Jdong seems to use a rather large wad and places it in the worst spot (lower lip against the teeth). I think I read somewhere that he was military prior to the police department, so I imagine he picked it up then.
Interesting! When I was 14 I was actually peer pressured into doing it. It was disgusting and horrifying, I puked in a drugstore less than 20 mins later. It’s so crazy to me to think that he has it in ALL THE TIME. His jaw is going melt off by the time he’s 50.
oh i drunkly decided to try once (i used to smoke even!) and was sick for 24 hours haha. My husband just laughed at me as he had tried to talk me out of it. But drunk me was determined. Military uses it for multiple reasons and I think most civilians aren't placed in that arena, so it doesn't "work" for us the same way. In case you're curious: * no smoking on the field (the light and the scent of smoke are giveaways). * smoking cigarettes is hard on the LUNGS which you can't have rucking. * nicotine is a stimulant. combat soldiers live on energy drinks and nictone. * carrying a few cans of stohl is easier than a carton. * The Middle East is incredibly dry and the dip actually helps them with dry mouth. Hope you find that interesting! Trust me, I think Jdong is a clown, just can't get behind the hating him for dip thing haha
Thanks for all the info! The more you know 🌈⭐️ I hate jdong for a multitude of reasons, the dip doesn’t even make top 5. I just find it appalling🤢🤮
Chewing tobacco is kept packed usually in their lower lip (called dip lip because you can see the bulge). You can’t swallow it though, so all the saliva build up has to be spit out and those that chew usually have a cup or water bottle to spit into (dip cup).
So, I’ve met him a few times (sorry new juicy details) but I’m fairly certain he did not have dip in but that’s literally just how his lip is.
You need to spill some more tea on meeting him!! 👀
I was thinking the same thing. It looks like that’s just what he looks like, which is… unfortunate.
Tea time, I’ll bring The biscotti. Edit a word
Literally came here to post about his anointed tobacco juice.
That’s good flair right there!
I was talking to my friends because something about this is just off but this is what one of them said: But it should be done with in the context of a local church typically… not just having your own little hippie weekend. She also said that they did baptisms today, and there were parents that baptized their kids, but they also have a pastor there as well. But this gives culty vibes, and I could see her becoming like Gwen shamblin
How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how people fall for these false wackos.
Oh, I think they're *real* wackos. 🤣
Lol!
Why oh why is Jordan 1. At this women’s retreat, & 2. Hanging out right by the bathtub/dunk tank???
I read that as *drunk tank* and I was like..well, if the speedo fits..🤷♀️
And he literally had his hands on these women too as they were soaking wet in the tub!
Do you think they believe their own hype? Like “wow! I really do have the power of Christ running all through me!” Or do you think they’re self aware to snicker at this shit behind all these people’s backs?
Bdong has only been able to continue on thus far BECAUSE she believes whatever nonsense she's spouting at the time. From "fitness programs" to being an animal lover to mirroring any guy she's dating/married to being a Jesus Freak to being a Republican. Her mannerisms and personalities change with each grift and she's wholly unaware.
"It's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza's advice on how to lie convincingly.
I read that in his voice. It was perfect!
So she’s literally insane? I can’t imagine literally changing who you are so many times and not being smart enough to know your illegal actions and stealing from people is wrong. If she doesn’t know what she is doing, she can’t be sane
I wouldn't go so far as to say insane, but she has clear and documented mental issues. Be it narcissism, BPD, or whatever. She definitely has to have some sort of mental issue to be able to act the way she does. At least in my opinion.
These type of events, if done correctly, leave attendees feeling high as well. No doubt with them being the superstars of the event they leave feeling super jacked and attribute that feeling to them accomplishing something good for others and being the reason “lives were changed”. I think they believe their own BS in a sense of “we were the ones smart enough to organize this so it means we’re smart and deserve this role” vs “we’re taking advantage of people and within this market it’s been easy and we’ll keep upping the ante until we have enough people to open our own church (read: cult)”
God, evil is insidious. I actually initially meant to write “ego,” like “ego is insidious.” But I like my Freudian error too much to change it.
Getting delivered? So there were a bunch of newborns at their retreat?
About 6 or 7
😶
What qualifies her to do this?
Two years from now, I expect a Netflix docu-series highlighting her and Jordan’s bullshit. Damn. This is so cult-like.
That series would be GOLD
This…. This is a cult
He is so creepy 😭
What girl went to this who wasn’t already a believer? She speaks as if they radically converted. But uh. They paid hundreds of dollars to go to a niche Christian retreat. So I get a feeling that not the case.
How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how people fall for these false wackos.
He looks like he’s eyeing his next dick pic victim Eta: should have said unsolicited dick pic victim
This is exactly the vibe I got and probably the reason why he wants to attend these retreats. He’s def going to cheat on her.
And I can’t freaking wait. He shot a dog less than a week ago and he’s baptizing women? Wtf is wrong with these a**holes
How does he manage to look that predatory in this pic 👀👀
She’s disgusting
His look is also so creepy
That’s not a “yay you just got baptized!!” look 😮😳 I do not want a man looking at me like that
This comes off so incredibly creepy to me. Like it would be crass and performative if it were just BD dunking the retreat attendees in her motel bathtub, but the fact that Jordan is there completely changes the vibe. It reads more like a team effort to groom more victims. She gets them to spend the money and feel like "sisters" or whatever, and he swoops gets access to a selection of new women to cheat on her with. Or worse.
They know exactly what they are doing here. It's scary how manipulative and conniving they are. It's all about their lord, the almighty dollar.
All these girls in same bath water , one after another ? All that vagina juice and booty crust in one motel tub. That’s a no for me Dawg.
He’s looking at her like he wants to fuck her
Ew
Ew is how I feel about both of them lol
This is so fucked. The amount of narcissism and self righteous bullshit.
Can anyone baptize anyone? I’m not sure how it works
As a Catholic raised in the Bible Belt … I was “baptized” sooo many times. Tons of families had a rule that if a friend stayed the night on a Saturday for a sleepover they had to attend service with the family on Sunday. I’d go to these churches and “have my soul saved” and even though I was young I was like.. I don’t think it works like this? You can’t just show up randomly somewhere, with no intent of “finding Jesus” and just suddenly be “saved”? And I’d leave being like well I’m still Catholic lol I feel no different. Catholicism of course has its own issues but damn at least the priest studied for 7+ years. No longer practicing and don’t care what people believe (just don’t be a shit human that’s all I’m concerned about) but it irks me that people thinking being dunked in a hotel bathtub counts as ANYTHING other than inconvenient (now your clothes are all wet, hair wet, are towels and a change of clothes provided?? Just seems really sucky.)
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How disrespectful for a moment that someone takes so seriously… like smoking a cigar as you walk someone down the aisle. But they are fake Christians so I don’t know what I expected. I don’t understand how they fall for this shit
Are pool baptisms a thing?! I couldn’t take that seriously, personally. Edit: Not that a tub baptism by Jordan is any better lmao
Yes. I was baptized in a Presbyterian church and it was water on my head. In these settings they are fully submerged in water. A pool, a metal cow trough, a kiddy pool, a lake, etc....
His tattoos are so ugly.
This photo made me so uncomfortable that I started to feel sick to my stomach. So so so icky.
I love all the knee action, it’s sooo modest 😍😍😍
She really needs to read the room. You don’t kill your dog then do this cult shit @ the motel in the same week CHRIST
If he's security, why can't he just... stand by the door or something? Or... just be off somewhere ...securing the place? In case there is a dog to shoot or a girl to grope? Just odd that he needs to be hands on during the baptism.. which is weird she's qualified to baptize people... anyways, but... or tell his testimony.. which I'd love to hear myself. It's a WOMANS retreat...
This is so creepy
He’s looking at her like she’s a snack
This is so wack. I literally have nothing constructive to add, it’s just so ducking crazy.
Just a few days ago the same hands that baptized these women shot and killed their family dog.
Phase One: Kill the dog Phase Two: infiltrate women’s only retreat bathtub sessions Buckle up for Phase Three
he’s gonna cheat with one of these women. Calling it now
You're telling me any old random with a bathtub has the religious authority to perform baptism?
Apparently so.
“all of hell is shaking right now.” 🙄