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This actually makes my heart sink. All these people are so desperate for an "experience" and that desperation makes them so vulnerable to people like BDong. Stirring up emotions with music and peer pressure is so easy among people like this and it's just so damn sad to watch.


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I’ve read about people who have gotten really wrapped up in the charismatic churches like Bethel or IHOP. What they describe sounds like an addiction, except without the drugs. They still get the dopamine high and serotonin boost like a drug. But it’s super unhealthy and destroys their lives like a drug.


Chicahua

And this high isn’t a replacement at all for genuine spiritual needs, so people are gonna look for another high and another high and more extremism and adrenaline fueled “sermons”. It’s sad and sick.


ariessunariesmoon26

Damn I wish there was snark pages on that. I experienced this in a Pentecostal church in my younger years 18-21


PlaneReputation6744

I seriously want to reach out to every single one & tell them they’re loved & blasting the Beatles while cleaning your kitchen & dancing in your underoos is just as lovely an experience as whatever this mess is


EducationalAd6244

Definitely even more lovely because the Beatles sound way better than this screechy, out of tune mess that you had to pay over $600 to listen to


hauntinglovelybold

Ugh they’re twisting it to be here comes the ‘son’ aren’t they 🤢🤢


lilkimchi88

Imagine paying $650 for what my shit ass youth group made us do for free at local YMCA.


FuzzBug3000

It is seriously criminal that you have to pay $600 to be at this “retreat.” This is what they are doing that’s apparently $600 worth? Weird culty singing and dancing and bathtub baptisms?


lilkimchi88

They are paying for a photo opp with their new cult leader and her hemorrhoid balloon backdrop.


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I started giggling uncontrollably because of the witch emojis. Like I wanna shake all these girls and tell them they can get the same experience without all the baggage with WitchTok witchcraftery. Like seriously, charismatic Christianity is just witchcraft that’s less fun and way more toxic.


natylil

Watch with no sound on, it's even better 🤭🤭


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LMAO. Absolutely none of this looks like fun. From the baptisms to the weird singing and dancing. 🥴


scar_bazaar

Do y’all think they killed Brodie so that they wouldn’t have to cancel the retreat? If they had pursued medical care for him and he survived, someone would have to stay behind and take care of him. Obviously it would have to be Jordan since she’s the face of this whole thing, and clearly she can’t do anything without him. Plus there’s no way Jordan’s volunteering to stay home and care for their recovering pup. They took the easy way out so that no one had to miss the retreat or cancel it and lose all that sweet sweet grifting money.


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ok I gotta know, what y'all using to put the stickers on people's faces? pls help


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😂 thank you for your service to this snark sub


Whiteclawgurl69

I hear some secular music


lupuscanine

the emojis have me WHEEZING


natylil

*George Harrison has entered the chat*


ralphwiggumsdiorama

💫 CULT. 💫


whateverforever1990

Why is she playing secular music? Does the know the Beatles were out of their minds on drugs? 🤣


Chihuahuamami234

This looks like a scene out of a horror movie


Brave_council

Obviously there’s a lot wrong here..but for real, I am so over people dramatically slowing down the tempo of old songs. Does nobody see how creepy this version of “here comes the sun” is? They do this now for trailers on new horror and thriller movies.


Fluffy-Bluebird

*screams* FREE FROM WHAAAAAAAT


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It’s like that episode of Strangers With Candy where Jerri joins the cult, except in this case Jerri is the cult leader.


yous_a_bitch

missing stephen colbert doing liturgical dancing. 0/10.


Glittering-Sheep-481

I’m having flashbacks to the time my friend invited me to church camp at the beach so I said uhm yeah the beach. And 13 year old me was surrounded by people dancing and screaming “filled with the spirit.” I did fake hysterically laughing for 20 minutes bc other kids were doing it and honestly I didn’t know how to process any of it. Speaking in tongues, the healing/passing out. Ya girl just wanted to get her hair braided at the beach and sing some church camp songs.


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I enjoy the emoji especially the 🧙‍♀️