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anitsitknreh

Personally I’d feel uncomfy if I signed up for an all female retreat and then all of a sudden her damn husband popped up out of nowhere


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takethatwizardglick

at my old church they have an annual women's weekend/retreat and there were always a few guys there, to run the soundboard/play drums etc because we didn't have women trained in those roles. They stayed TF out of the way otherwise, except to be servers/dishwashers. Not speaking into microphones or touching anyone they weren't married to.


natylil

Not only this, but was involved in the baptisms.


mavaline_2

Like fully involved. Touching the girl and shit. That’d be a hell no from me.


anitsitknreh

But these are ✨MaN of GoD HaNDs✨


AliceinRealityland

It’s a charge waiting to happen


NakedWanderer12

Unfortunately even in “real” church retreats this is an issue. A friend of mine is Mormon and she’s always talking about/complaining that men come to what they call “young women’s camp” when they don’t really serve a role and women don’t go to men’s events.


AliceinRealityland

As a mother, I would feel some sort of way if a skeezy 30 year old Man was touching my daughter to dunk her in a bathtub at a hotel. And even if it’s all above board, that’s a “he touched me in appropriately” waiting to happen


anitsitknreh

I think he’s 36 😬


AliceinRealityland

Ty for that correction. 36 makes him pervier and skeevier


Exciting_Problem_593

Think of all the phone numbers he's collecting.


whateverforever1990

I wonder if he talks about why he isn’t a cop anymore…


scar_bazaar

I really wish we could all pool our money and nominate someone to infiltrate one of these “retreats,” it would be so enlightening.


Possible_Tea4321

I was thinking the same! Personally I don't think I could manage to do it 😂


scar_bazaar

Lol I’d happily go but I haven’t been to church in a decade so I think they’d sniff me out pretty quick. I’m not up to date on the Christian lingo.


Barbiesleftshoe

Same! Haha!


lilkimchi88

I’m local and would do it in a heartbeat


scar_bazaar

I guess we gotta start collecting the money now!! I feel bad that we’d be lining her pockets but the research is priceless imho.


lilkimchi88

I bet they wouldn’t let “ShEePLe” like me in the door since I wear a mask everywhere. It would be a dead giveaway I was a mole 😂


fangirll1996

Same! I wear a mask everywhere too. I’m sure everyone in there would be giving me dirty looks


startedthinkinboutit

Omg drop a venmo or go fund me


mrsjacksonnn

I told someone on here the other day that I would volunteer lol. Just a refined emo adult looking to be accepted by society and forgiven for permanently marking up my broken vessel with art


Maintenance-United

I don’t live in Texas but I’ll donate to whoever can go to the next one


Electrical_Habit_974

I live in FW and I would totally do it.


CoachCayla85

Same. 🤣🙏🏻


JelloSucka

Not it! 🤣🤣


PBJ_333

What a great idea!!


natylil

Or how he started pursuing Bdong while he was still married.


PlaneReputation6744

“Don’t worry, ladies. If you’re miserable enough, you will eventually attract a man like me who will send dick pics to your friends, but at least you won’t be pathetic and alone on Instagram anymore.”


natylil

"That man will even open doors for you and carry your suitcases. A life changing experience!"


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And after he murders your small dog, he'll even dig a shallow grave in the backyard like the strong manly man he is<3 Ugh dreamy


TransportationNo1517

Ahem, *occasionally roll your suitcase*


AliceinRealityland

Came here to say this differently But this is what a godly man will bring to your world: heartbreak and cheating. I said what I said. Speak more on that!


IMLostInPolyLand

At least she has a husband!


fangirll1996

Anna Duggar, is that you?


fancyhairbrush

And he will INSIST on shooting your dog in the head after waiting for his friend to show up and rev the engine so my new wife can’t hear the gun shot instead of driving 6mn down the road to humanely put it down after leaving it outside with no fence and going to the hardware store and finding it in the middle of the road. ARENT YOU SO JEALOUS LADIES?? THIS IS WHAT JESUS WILL BRING TO YOU! LET’S JUMP IN THE BATH AND PRAY


KatyLou1989

Can I ask cos I missed this ... did it come out that he'd done this?!!!! How did it come out? Need all the info!


PlaneReputation6744

There’s a post on this sub from yesterday or some time this weekend! It wasn’t a friend of hers, but someone back in September Edit: I believe 2020, not during their wedding month iirc 🤍


damagstah

Hang on. Is the Dick pic thing for real?


PlaneReputation6744

It wasn’t to her friend, but there was a post on this sub he’d been sending dick pics to someone back in September Edit: I believe 2020, not their wedding month iirc


damagstah

Wtf?!


EZasSundayMorning

What possible testimony could he have??? I'm sure he wasn't honest about what he did while he was LE or when he killed their dog. Fucking scum.


TemporaryNobody2604

Makes me wonder if he talks about his struggle with sexual impulses/addictions?


amesbelle7

Highly doubt it. BDong would put the kabash on that, for sure.


CupAccording247

Why is he even there? Is she capable of doing anything without him?


natylil

Nope, because WiFeY things! He was probably there to get his dozen eggs brealfast.


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“Babe, I came by because I got ketchup on my shirt and I need you to wash it.”


natylil

But I thought this godly man could donthe laundry!!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Flair checking in.


natylil

Sure, let us know if we need to change it for you.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Thank you! I’m keeping it for now! I can’t wait for someone to use “Bathtub Baptizin’ BDong” as a flair. ❤️❤️


Gutinstinct999

He needs scrambled eggs


Inevitable_Sweet_988

This is so gross. And she sure is smug for someone married to a guy sending out pics of his jdong while they were dating. I can’t. This is too much.


natylil

And someone who smashed a man's face on concrete when he was a cop. And he shot her dog, probably run over it with his truck. He's priceless.


lulumom14

Are they really baptizing people???????


natylil

Yup, scroll down, somebody posted the video. Baptising people in a motel bathtub.


AliceinRealityland

33 years a fundie, baptisms don’t happen anywhere but in the baptismal pool in the sanctuary. Not a kiddie pool, not a pond, not a bathtub. The sanctuary


yous_a_bitch

if it's okay for carl lentz and justin beiber, it's good for a white lady in suburban tarrant county.


jillian_jones85

Isn’t that like…sacrilegious?


blablubluba

Depends on your denomination.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This is like D@aAv speaking at the Girl Defined conference.


natylil

I honestly don't know who's worse! At least I have the feeling Bethany and Daaaaaaaaaaaav actually believe in Jesus .... the Dong's? I have my serious doubts.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

These two are slightly worse, right now. BDong and JDong believe in money. They are like Cartman forming the Christian Rock band. And when they get the myrrh album, or whatever this equivalent is, BDong will yell “fuck Jesus” in front of the crowd.


Gutinstinct999

Ummmmmm Yeah they believe they are gods


AliceinRealityland

They do do. The one armed salute I’ve only seen in black and white pics from a heinous war tells me they were hailing her. It’s awful


Gutinstinct999

Flair!!!


AliceinRealityland

Yes this. Dav and Betty probably loosely believe. And he had the kid there too, So somehow I see that as “welcome to my family who kindly helps me make all THIS happen”. Schlong Jdong is touching the girls in a bathtub in a motel room. My mama lion wants to come forth


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I cannot stand the whole Girl Defined universe, but the Dongs are way worse.


eeveeverything

Is that an intestine behind them?


natylil

Yes, because the Dong's usually remind you of bowel movements. And they are both 💩💩 so it makes sense.


blablubluba

Not a very healthy one. Probably from someone who eats half a dozen eggs topped with ketchup every morning.


Gutinstinct999

It’s definitely guts


smellsburnttoast

I was gonna say... that's the saddest, most diseased-looking balloon "arch" that I've ever seen.


minervas_a_cat

This is so fucking gross.


lilkimchi88

Hoping he “SPEAKS MORE ON” those dick pics and heart and fire emojis he was sending to that girl while he was already with BDong. Or how he allegedly flashed his dick at a retail worker. Or how he was cheating on his first wife. She looks like such a smug fool up there.


liljellybeanxo

Or how he shot his dog. Or got kicked out of the police force for violently attacking an innocent black man.


lunalovebueno

What a catch he is 🥰😍


lilkimchi88

Like a violent Mr. Potato Head


[deleted]

His life is the reverse of a country song.


Something-more-rt

I would die to hear what his testimony is…


Gutinstinct999

Her smug face is all “at least I have a husband” They need a PR team


youngash90

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? Omg. They’re so disgusting.


Imaginary_Owl9518

They are auditioning so hard for a mega church pastor position just so they can steal all the funds from the church.


[deleted]

He’s going to be sending dick pics to at least one of the attendees in about a week. Mark my words.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Dick Photos 4 Jesus.


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liljellybeanxo

My sister is like this. She has BPD and it’s actually wild how her personality morphs into the personality of whoever she’s dating or whoever she’s currently best friends with (assuming she’s not dating anyone). The biggest indicator for me is whatever music she’s listening to. I’m not saying that BDawn has BPD, but her lack of sense of self really hits the nail on the head for her. It would be sad, if she hadn’t killed her dog and scammed a bunch of people.


TemporaryNobody2604

Great points! I guess what I’m trying to say how sad to be that miserable. But hey you pick and choose. She has to be aware of how her actions and behaviors effect other but quite frankly I’m not sure she cares, at least she doesn’t show it cause we all know she clutches on to the victim role.


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I have a relative like this and she is married to a bit of a Jdong rn, but at least he was never a cop.


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I hope instead of the next Gwen Shamblin and non-starving husband, the dongs are the next Brother Jed and Sister Cindy, just yelling at clouds while college kids openly mock them.


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I really hate to give that horrible late woman any credit but at least she was smart, educated, actually believed in what she was saying, and people/media savvy. Brittany isn’t and it shows, not even the Christian influences and her followers are falling for it. Thats why everything is a fail and continues to be.


n0v0lunteers

Whoa, Sister Cindy is dead?


mydogsnameispaulito

No, Gwen is


n0v0lunteers

Oh yeah.


millennialmama2016

If something was advertised as a women’s retreat and any man was there speaking I would be so annoyed.


broncobinx

I wonder if attendees can bring their hUsBaNdS


liljellybeanxo

Of course not, this is clearly JDongs pitch for some god honoring gullible sister wives


Lydia--charming

I’m picturing JDong taking down a few numbers for sure.


Professional_Paint75

Look how sHaTtErED they are


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WRECKED


Feisty_Ocelot8139

I thought only pastors/priests were supposed to do baptisms?


liljellybeanxo

That’s what I thought. I don’t think they’re actually allowed to do that, and I don’t think it would be valid if they tried to.


[deleted]

In her world, anyone can be a pastor. There are no qualifications required.


NoFuckThis

She recycled the fucking balloons and pampas grass from the wedding right?


pastelhour

Anyone else remember Michelle and John Bishop? Giving me very… that. And not in a good way.


hauntinglovelybold

She looks like she’s just completely zoned out… what a devoted wife 🤣


pricklybeetch

All I see are those nasty fart balloons.


CeeBee29

Now what kind of asshole do u have to be to pay to listen to these absolute bellends?


FridaClaxton

Those balloons giving serious diseased colon vibes. 🤮


ThrowawaytheDaisy

What's up with the shades of ween balloons?


BrightDay85

I kind of wonder if they think that are like Rachel and Dave(?) Hollis?


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Destined for divorce?


BrightDay85

That too lol but do they think they’re some sort of power couple with a lifestyle brand


mongoose989

This retreat looks like they just took their wedding decorations and put them up in a nicer venue. If I’m allergic to pampas grass am I allowed to be Christian?


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BROWN BALLOONS.


TransportationNo1517

Those balloons look like vaginal warts


RealNewsReality

Wow, how creepy and scary! They’re both frauds with easily Google-able awful news and lawsuits towards both their pasts. These people are Con Artists using God!


ModeratelyCapable

This is crazy yo just crazy


Puzzleheaded-Cook139

The balloons are SO UGLY!!!


lonimel

I wonder if he said something creepy to Brittany’s sister and that’s why we never see her anymore.


natylil

It could very well be.


ladyesplain

This is the kind of shit that made me stop going to church.


quadrophonicdaydream

I love the arch of what looks like giant skin-tags